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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    i was actually the one who destroyed Cass' bisexuality and self-identify as someone in a sexy open relationship

    and i did it without sex!

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    i love this post

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    i have like

    blue belts in a few different martial arts

    i'd take something for like a year and then quit

    muay thai was the only martial art that could hold me for any length of time

    I have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. Do blue belts stack? It's been a while since I've done this kind of math and I want to know if I'd be able to kick your ass or vice versa.

    how big are you

    Dude, I don't think you know how this works. I have a fucking black belt, therefore I'm a badass. It doesn't matter if I'm 5'3 and 350 pounds of fat or 6'4 and 350 pounds of muscle.

    Black belt and badass are both two syllables and begin with b, therefore they're equal.

    There are untrained Samoans who can eat multiple black belts and then go out for burritos.

    On one hand, I have a bit more practical knowledge than most TKD students. My instructor used to be an instructor for the Korean military, and had geared a lot more towards practical knowledge within the constraints of TKD (which is still a major limiting factor), rather than typical purely flashy kicks and no grappling of standard TKD.

    On the other hand, I'm under no illusion I'd be able to beat someone who's trained to actually fight.

    I just really wanted to use that line about Samoans and eating people.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I could never, ever do an open relationship

    I'm too selfish

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    neckbeards and martial arts talk go together like neckbeards and

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I always mistake depictions of Hindu male gods for goddesses.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011

    I just really wanted to use that line about Samoans and eating people.

    You don't even know what a Samoan is, do you????
    It's a cookie!

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Couscous wrote: »
    I always mistake depictions of Hindu male gods for goddesses.

    I have an Indian friend. I once drunkenly decided that, dammit, I'm gonna marry that woman. So I asked, and she said she'd only marry a Hindu. So I fled the room, went to my laptop, and discovered the nearest Hindu priest (not sure if that's the technical name for them). I sent him a long ranting drunken email asking him about the conversion process to Hinduism, mostly just asking if I'd have to be a heathen and actually believe in those Hindu gods to convert to Hinduism.

    Apparently you do. :(

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    There are faint signs of daylight at 6:30am.

    Summer is truely on the way! :D

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    There are faint signs of daylight at 6:30am.

    Summer is truely on the way! :D

    i love hearing the birds that early in the morning

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    There are faint signs of daylight at 6:30am.

    Summer is truely on the way! :D

    It's only 1:30am, heathen.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    hey, something more retarded than rollerblading!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWjZSjeYOm4

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited February 2011

    I just really wanted to use that line about Samoans and eating people.

    You don't even know what a Samoan is, do you????
    It's a cookie!

    samoa+cookie.jpg

    We had a half samoan chief on the boat when I first got there. He was phenomenally lazy and (for someone in the military) fat. Now, he was a nuke chief, so he was not an unintelligent person by definition, but he sure as hell did a good impersonation of a retard most of the time.

    One time he actually got stuck in the weapon shipping hatch and spent several minutes attempting to dislodge himself, making him late for quarters, and a bunch of other people stuck above him (but really, they were cutting it close anyway, only takes a couple extra minutes to go to the aft escape trunk).

    While he was being screamed at by the COB in the chiefs quarters for being so God damn fat, he attempted to excuse himself by reminding the COB "I can't help it, it's the Samoan in me."

    To which the COB screamed back "Well you didn't have to eat him!"

    This was witnessed by the other chiefs present in chiefs quarters, who quickly disseminated it to the rest of the boat.


    Eventually he got kicked off the boat for going UA and being charged with grand theft auto (later dropped, it was a rental car payment disagreement).

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Look at our folly! An age of sedentary lifestyles has lead to the new, horrible sport of extreme sitting.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    neckbeards and utilikilts

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    neckbeards and utilikilts

    are both awesome

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    If there's something I really look for when shopping for clothing, it's the "utili-" prefix.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    neckbeards and martial arts talk go together like neckbeards and

    it's almost as striking as neckbeards being afraid of people who can beat them up

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I wear utiligogoboots. Sexy and functional!

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Only my computer knows that I am a professional singer and voiceover artist waiting for his big break.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    utilipenis

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Roofers in utilikilts.

    utilikilt-toolbelt.jpg

    Think about it.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    neckbeards and martial arts talk go together like neckbeards and

    it's almost as striking as neckbeards being afraid of people who can beat them up

    i am loving this post

    i am loving the man who made this post

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I'm in a post-a-picture kind of mood, so I shall!

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    It's a late workday for everyone so I don't even get the benefit of being left alone during my overnight shift.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Roofers in utilikilts.

    utilikilt-toolbelt.jpg

    Think about it.

    Hey there good lookin, see anything you like?

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Resident Evil Afterlife was the worst movie I've ever seen I think.

    But I loved it <3

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    So the bad successfully folds in on itself to manifest as comedy, steve?

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011

    I just really wanted to use that line about Samoans and eating people.

    You don't even know what a Samoan is, do you????
    It's a cookie!

    samoa+cookie.jpg

    the best cookie of all

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    never been in a fight

    got punched in the head in disney world when I was 7

    that's it

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Mum's scheduling a Wedding Outfit Fitting in two weeks.

    I'd hoped it would be a little later, I wanted to lose a little more weight.

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    So the bad successfully folds in on itself to manifest as comedy, steve?

    I laughed through the entire thing. The action set-pieces are completely nonsensical and fun. The opening is one of the most ridiculous and mystifying pieces of action cinema that I've ever seen.

    NOBODY IN THE MOVIE WILL FUCKING DIE.

    It also doesn't help that it's edited at a breakneck speed. It seriously feels like Paul WS Anderson wrote a movie that had a runtime of 5 hours. He turned it into the studio, they gave it back and said "we need all of this condensed into 85 minutes." There's no time for exposition, and the nods to the videogame are just as fun, exciting and awesome as you'd expect them to be. Except there's zero reason to add them into the narrative or give them exposition if they're just fan service, right? Right!

    So you have these fucking mutants, creatures and characters that are from the ladder part of the Resident Evil Universe (Plagas, Axe-Wielding giants, etc) who literally have ZERO relevance and are simply just there.

    It's a little slow in the first act, as this seems to be where Anderson intended to put all of the "talking" in the movie. But once you get past the laughable acting and boring and cumbersome plot points, you get into what amounts to probably about 55 minutes of ridiculous action with little or no connection to the scene before it.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    my first experience with being physically assaulted

    was when i was five

    and i wore a yarmulke to school because it was around yom kippur

    and i got beat up for being a jew

    sooooooooooo

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    So the bad successfully folds in on itself to manifest as comedy, steve?

    I laughed through the entire thing. The action set-pieces are completely nonsensical and fun. The opening is one of the most ridiculous and mystifying pieces of action cinema that I've ever seen.

    NOBODY IN THE MOVIE WILL FUCKING DIE.

    It also doesn't help that it's edited at a breakneck speed. It seriously feels like Paul WS Anderson wrote a movie that had a runtime of 5 hours. He turned it into the studio, they gave it back and said "we need all of this condensed into 85 minutes." There's no time for exposition, and the nods to the videogame are just as fun, exciting and awesome as you'd expect them to be. Except there's zero reason to add them into the narrative or give them exposition if they're just fan service, right? Right!

    So you have these fucking mutants, creatures and characters that are from the ladder part of the Resident Evil Universe (Plagas, Axe-Wielding giants, etc) who literally have ZERO relevance and are simply just there.

    It's a little slow in the first act, as this seems to be where Anderson intended to put all of the "talking" in the movie. But once you get past the laughable acting and boring and cumbersome plot points, you get into what amounts to probably about 55 minutes of ridiculous action with little or no connection to the scene before it.

    So it's kinda like this?

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    variable

    do you want to die without any scars

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    my first experience with being physically assaulted

    was when i was five

    and i wore a yarmulke to school because it was around yom kippur

    and i got beat up for being a jew

    sooooooooooo

    I have shared

    and you have shared

    and this brings us closer



    jew

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    my first experience with being physically assaulted

    was when i was five

    and i wore a yarmulke to school because it was around yom kippur

    and i got beat up for being a jew

    sooooooooooo

    Stories like this make me sad.

    I understand that I grew up in the burbs and that I lived in a pretty standard town, but other than the name-calling that comes with being a kid (not condoning it, just acknowledging that it happens), I never remember anybody getting "beaten up".

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    good night world

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    variable

    do you want to die without any scars

    I have a super light scar on my hand from glass when my side view mirror broke

    more than I wanted

    yes I want my body to look like I never used it. I'm getting calloused and rough skin from lifting weights and I fucking hate it.

    it's the truth

    I'm that guy

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Variable wrote: »
    variable

    do you want to die without any scars

    I have a super light scar on my hand from glass when my side view mirror broke

    more than I wanted

    yes I want my body to look like I never used it. I'm getting calloused and rough skin from lifting weights and I fucking hate it.

    it's the truth

    I'm that guy

    but

    do you want to die without any scars

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I have a few scars but they're all from childhood accidents. One of them is where a penguin savagely attacked my hand after I petted it's head. What a jerk.

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