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my childhood best friend did that when we were around 8 or 9 or something
all "dude you gotta try this" and me all "uh no thanks that is a retarded idea"
This was me. It seemed like the stupidest, most immature attempt to be 'cool' and 'adult' I'd ever heard. (I suspect I was fucking insufferable as a kid, incidentally. I definitely remember frequently correcting adults' grammar, so.. yeah.)
I've never had even a drag of smoke and have always found it kind of gross - and I absolutely abhor the smell of smoke, I mean, I don't even like campfires* - but I admit to recently becoming curious about cigars and/or pipes. Mostly as an affectation. There's that old-world aspect which appeals to me.
Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
edited February 2011
Smoking is dumb and stupid and for jerks, douchebags and nerds who are trying to be cool.
Having said that, I fully intend to retire around 50-ish, sell my house, buy a boat and sail everywhere, smoking cigars and drinking bourbon by the gallon as I do...
I try to roll my own as often as possible. Because it is cheaper and lasts me much longer. Right now I'm smoking Drum. Smells like ass but tastes pretty good.
When I smoke pre-rolled I'll go Lucky Strike or Marlboro Reds
I try to roll my own as often as possible. Because it is cheaper and lasts me much longer. Right now I'm smoking Drum. Smells like ass but tastes pretty good.
When I smoke pre-rolled I'll go Lucky Strike or Marlboro Reds
I smoked luckies for a little while, when I was perpetratin'. but I got drunk and tried to chainsmoke them and got sick all over the place
stuck to reds.
guys, so camel reds are really good? I might swiiitch
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it's a big step but it's not the only step
swill you have like 1 step out of like 100 toward being cool
keep working on it!
Fuck that.
you're that cool
but I can't physically smoke
it hurts my feeble lungs
we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
my bank account number is 0077 8257 2111 0465
how cool do you WANT to be
seriously what else do you do at parties just stand there?
ridiculous
cool enough...to be rich ho ho h
wait
there's like 57 cents in here dude wow
hi....... 5?
take advantage of one of us college kids, for whom wealth is a trademark
h
how uncool!
i know you're not a genius
did you break in
after all
much in common
after all
after all
coz I ain't gay there, fella
orik why can't I find a good woman to settle down with
Also one time when I was rather drunk I asked my friend for a drag of her cigarette
I coughed and coughed and hacked and coughed and I was very embarrassed
I am not cool enough to smoke ;_;
I will probably either buy a pack of cigarettes or a cigar
I think that thursday is the day I need to dress my classiest
so probably cigar
also hell if i got dollars to fund a smoking habit
this smoking thing intrigues me
I wonder what it's like!
so i rolled up a piece of paper, lit the end, and inhaled fast and deep
several minutes later while i was still on the ground crying and coughing and swearing I decided I wasnt going to try smoking for a while
it just bite it
it's for the look
i don't light it
all "dude you gotta try this" and me all "uh no thanks that is a retarded idea"
but it made my heartbeat irregular a few times
and I'm scared
This was me. It seemed like the stupidest, most immature attempt to be 'cool' and 'adult' I'd ever heard. (I suspect I was fucking insufferable as a kid, incidentally. I definitely remember frequently correcting adults' grammar, so.. yeah.)
I've never had even a drag of smoke and have always found it kind of gross - and I absolutely abhor the smell of smoke, I mean, I don't even like campfires* - but I admit to recently becoming curious about cigars and/or pipes. Mostly as an affectation. There's that old-world aspect which appeals to me.
*I was the worst Boy Scout ever.
Edit:
Love that book.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
Having said that, I fully intend to retire around 50-ish, sell my house, buy a boat and sail everywhere, smoking cigars and drinking bourbon by the gallon as I do...
When I smoke pre-rolled I'll go Lucky Strike or Marlboro Reds
It was pretty rough on my throat but OK I guess
Never done cigs (joints though)
Don't tease me like this mensch. Hell if it is true but they don't come down here I will bawl like a little bitch.
And this thread has me craving some cigarettes goddamnit you guys,
Oh it's like that huh?
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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I smoked luckies for a little while, when I was perpetratin'. but I got drunk and tried to chainsmoke them and got sick all over the place
stuck to reds.
guys, so camel reds are really good? I might swiiitch
Isn't that shit poisonous or something?
Apparently it makes you stupid