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trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Critical Failures
(Video on page two--my punishment for losing)



Coming Straiiiiight from the wintry, barren north. From our kitchen to your living room! The first ever Live Warhammer Match!




BloodAngels (undead) vs. Tyranids

BloodAngels.jpg

Tyranid.jpg

Here is the playing field:

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Special Penny-Arcade rules!

On turn 3, there will be two orbital bombardments chosen by the forumers!

THE FIRST person to post:

"Orbital strike on (Chose a Tyranid model to center it on--ie: "Middle Genestealer on north end of table". Will be able to affect the game!

The FIRST person to post:

"Orbital strike on (Choose a Blood Angels model to center it on) Will be able to call down a strike as well.

(Choose which kind of Orbital Strike in both cases--Demonhunters codex)

That's one orbital bombardment per side!


ALSO, the pengquins in the icy lake an be assaulted for a massacre result, this is the Social Entropy ++ special rule.

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UPDATES ARE NOW IN THE THREAD SO THIS PAGE ISN"T TOO BIG


FIGHT!


Oh, i forgot:

The winner gets to hit the loser over the head with a Sega Genesis, to be broadcast on YOUTUBE!















OKAY TURN ONE!


The mission is cleanse!

(Four quarters)


When you have this many Carnifex's, they call you mister!

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Table set up:

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Here they come!

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  • FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User
    edited February 2007
    AWESOME

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  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Oh sweet!

    I must get the orbital strike on the Blood Angles. I've already picked the target and strike type..

    edit - has that land speeder been modded? It looks like it could transport some marines. :o

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Gigglio wrote:
    Oh sweet!

    I must get the orbital strike on the Blood Angles. I've already picked the target and strike type..


    Okay, and no one can do it until I post "THIRD ROUND START!"


    Yeah that's what the landspeeder does with VDR rules...also assault cannons. But, this round he's using it as regular landspeeders.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh, i forgot:

    The winner gets to hit the loser over the head with a Sega Genesis, to be broadcast on YOUTUBE!

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    OKAY TURN ONE!


    The mission is cleanse!

    (Four quarters)


    When you have this many Carnifex's, they call you mister!

    carnifexs.jpg


    Table set up:

    battlefieldturn1.jpg

    Here they come!

    heretheycome.jpg

    tanks.jpg

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    OKay turn 1 is done!



    I lost a wound on a carnifex and lost four genestealers in the woods to a landspeeder.

    I advanced:

    turn1Tyadvance.jpg

    I shot his transport and forced his dudes to get out with my venom cannon, bsler!

    Turn1tankhit.jpg


    Fancy tank moves abound!

    pimpmyride.jpg

    The Death Company flies forward!

    turn1DCmovesup.jpg

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  • SUPERSUGASUPERSUGA Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Cool stuff :)

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Turn TWO!

    I lost a Carnifex to damn Assault cannon fire and Im basically surrounded.

    surrounded.jpg


    He got lucky and deep struck his damn assasin right next to my biovores, which he previously moved out of cover with that special callidus or whatever ability at the beginning of the game.

    assasin.jpg

    I assault his bunker with my shockafex and then charge in the hole with my genestealers, losing three and only making ONE FUCKING REND OUT OF TWENTY DICE! I only kill two spacemarines and then consolidate.

    bunkerassault.jpg

    Here's my pic of my other shockfex with two Twin-linked devourers moving in on the death compan but still not inflicting enough damage because of damn space marine armor saves!

    shockfex.jpg

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Here's John Madden:

    surroundedpaint2.jpg

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  • EinEin New Jersey, USARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This is a brilliant idea. Holy crap.

    I want a webcam on this, stat! :D

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  • WikipediaWikipedia __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2007
    That tyranid army sucks. However, Blood Angels also suck (though not as bad as Dark Angels). I'm going to go with tyrnaids because they are my homies.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    OKAY TURN THREE! POST YOUR ORBITAL BOMBARDMENTS!

    Oh, there's a brooldlord with his retinue in the middle there.

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  • DraugDraug Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Man, those Deathguard are going to be raped so badly. Question is if they buy enough time for their buddies to hand out an extra volley or not.

    Orbital strike on the Bunker-Assaulting Genestealer closest to the marines! Whatever hurts heavy infantry the most!

    EDIT: bunkerassaultdd0.jpg

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  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Melta torpedo on the Land Raider!

    edit - shit, maybe I should go for the Death Company.. D:
    edit2 - ok, I flipped a coin and got the melta torpedo/land raider. So there.

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  • UtsanomikoUtsanomiko Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    For a four corners mission that's a really cramped deployment. I'm not sure that table is even 30" wide, though, so it's probably going to be all CC from here on out.

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  • GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Lance strike on broodlord!

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    Richy wrote: »
    But I think the resistance I’m getting more has to do with “rawr! Loklar said it! Rage!” than anything else.

    No, it has to do with the fact that you're done nothing but throw lies, blatant flasehoods, and downright dumb statements at us so far.
  • DraugDraug Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Looks like a very vehicle-heavy game on the marine side, btw. All those tanks are gonna be tough to bring down with Tyranids. Good luck.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Utsanomiko wrote:
    For a four corners mission that's a really cramped deployment. I'm not sure that table is even 30" wide, though, so it's probably going to be all CC from here on out.

    It's 50" wide.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Draug:

    Okay, so the genestealers just died in the bunker to the Assault Marines so I will default to the Broodlord's Genestealers.


    Gigglio:

    ANd also we will hit the LandRaider with the Melta-Torpedo!

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  • DraugDraug Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Then just target whatever Tyranid unit is closest to the enemy, if Space Marines are within scatter range. If not, target the least significant Tyranid unit (least casualties, least point loss).

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  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User
    edited February 2007
    trentsteel wrote:
    Gigglio:

    ANd also we will hit the LandRaider with the Melta-Torpedo!

    Tell me you rolled, like, +12 for the penetration.

    That is, 8 + 2d6 armor pen.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Gigglio wrote:
    trentsteel wrote:
    Gigglio:

    ANd also we will hit the LandRaider with the Melta-Torpedo!

    Tell me you rolled, like, +12 for the penetration.

    That is, 8 + 2d6 armor pen.


    I got +8 for penetration....:) results incoming. This might take a bit...major developments.

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  • UtsanomikoUtsanomiko Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    trentsteel wrote:
    Utsanomiko wrote:
    For a four corners mission that's a really cramped deployment. I'm not sure that table is even 30" wide, though, so it's probably going to be all CC from here on out.

    It's 50" wide.

    Fine, I'm not sure it's even 30" long, then. :P

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Utsanomiko wrote:
    trentsteel wrote:
    Utsanomiko wrote:
    For a four corners mission that's a really cramped deployment. I'm not sure that table is even 30" wide, though, so it's probably going to be all CC from here on out.

    It's 50" wide.

    Fine, I'm not sure it's even 30" long, then. :P


    Lol it's 100" long

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  • UtsanomikoUtsanomiko Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    trentsteel wrote:
    Lol it's 100" long

    We're talking inches here, right?

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Okay, here's how the OB's went:

    Orbital strike on the Tyranids....

    OBgenestealers.jpg


    But, it deviated a few inhces north east and only killed one genestealer in the end! HOOORAY!

    OBdeviation.jpg


    The landraider, whoever, was horribly penetrated, lost a weapon and it's crew was stunned:

    OBLandraider.jpg

    blasted.jpg


    My dead Tyranid watch from the sidelines:


    watchingfromsidelines.jpg

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  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User
    edited February 2007
    I was totally trying to snipe the assault cannon. :P

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Okay Turn Three:


    The Librarian guys get out and attempt to charge into cover but only get a result of 1"! He knows he's genestealer meat now!

    Failedcharge.jpg


    His Death Company assaults my shockafex and my warriors, slaughtering them to a man before they even get to strike back! Bastards!

    downtoonewarrior.jpg



    MY TURN!


    I charge the Deatch company with My hive Tyrant and everything else in the area.

    In the north I charge the librarians with my genestealers, charge the assault marines with my feeder tendril genestealers (to give the shockafex a 3+ to hit.

    Here are the resulting shit shows!

    shitshow.jpg

    shitshownumbertwo.jpg



    And here are the number of dice I get to use with my Scything Talon, fleshooked genestealers!

    genestealerdice.jpg

    So many rends, but I fuck up and forget to designate the librarian dude with some of them, so I only kill the squad.

    genestealerdiceresult.jpg



    The results of both Shitshows!

    aftermathoftwo.jpg

    aftermathoftwo2.jpg



    ANd here's Madden with the final report:

    turnthreeoverviewtwopaint.jpg

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Okay. It is done. Here's the last three turns in one post:

    My hive tyrant and gunfex beat up the last of the death company and some random marines and then one runs in fear and I chase it down.

    oHGOD.jpg


    My broodlord, some genestealers and my shockafex rush a tank and a landspeeder and blow them up. Four genestealers and some marines die in the resulting explosions.


    shockfexontankaction.jpg

    Broodlord chases down the meat that comes out from inside the tank on my turn:

    ohgod2.jpg

    My Hive Tyrant and Carnifex kill the last marine and then have one chance to kill the Land Raider before it scores my zone:

    chasehimdown.jpg


    My rippers tear ass and kill the Assasin!

    ripperstakeassasin.jpg

    Hot undead chicks watch and laugh as lascannons tear apart my remaining monstrous creatures and I lose two in one turn. Also, My HIve Tyrant is down to one wound and no longer scoring :(

    turnfiveoverview.jpg

    My Hive Tyrant and my Carnifex are my last hope to get the undead out of the forest! My hive Tyrant flies over and fails horribly to penetrate. My Gunfex lands one hit and immobilizes the Land Raider, but it's too late. I don't have any scoring units in my zone and I only scored one of the side ones:

    rapethetank.jpg


    Here's the last turn:
    finalturnoverview.jpg


    Here is my opponent, laughing at me:

    myopponent.jpg

    myopponent2.jpg




    Dammit I lost. He took my home zone and I only scored a side quarter worth half the points.


    YOUTUBE video forthcoming:

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ouch. Okay I've been hit with the Sega Genesis, but Youtube is taking forever to do whatever it does before we can see the video. I will post the link once it's ready.

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  • Master ShakeMaster Shake Registered User
    edited February 2007
    cool

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  • Omnicron9999Omnicron9999 Registered User
    edited February 2007
    This was pretty awesome, if and when the video gets posted, this might be archive material.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dammit, I've uploaded the video but for some reason there's only sound.


    I'll have to try again here.

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  • AcidSerraAcidSerra Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You may have to refilm it. =P

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  • Whiniest Man On EarthWhiniest Man On Earth Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Awesome thread, though the pictures could use a bit more macro focus for next time!

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  • TechnicalityTechnicality Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Good readin :^:

    Really nice battle report. More of the same please.

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  • Omnicron9999Omnicron9999 Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Any more news on the YouTube video?

    For some reason the idea of being hit with a Genesis sounds amazing to me...

    EDIT: Well not me being hit...watching someone else...

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  • GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Is there a link to the you tube film?

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    Richy wrote: »
    But I think the resistance I’m getting more has to do with “rawr! Loklar said it! Rage!” than anything else.

    No, it has to do with the fact that you're done nothing but throw lies, blatant flasehoods, and downright dumb statements at us so far.
  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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