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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I was nearly accosted by the flower clown on the way back from the grocery store

    he appears more exuberant today than usual

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    They have flower clowns where you live?

    I want one!

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    They're Liiya's minions

    She's very much of the 60s Batman bad-guy school of villainy

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    this is my second valentines day with my gf

    i also probably have pneumonia

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Where is Liiya anyway

    She hasn't posted in a while

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    he just hangs around outside the flower shop downtown holding a sign that says "FLOWERS" and dancing

    I don't think he's actually employed there

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    i've already heard of two valentine's day proposals. I guess it's not very surprising but come on, have some originality, people

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Solar wrote: »
    Where is Liiya anyway

    She hasn't posted in a while

    Valentine's day is being a pain I imagine

    Overtime and bolshy customers and arsehole bosses

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    sarukun wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I'm 29 years old and this is the very first Valentine's Day I've spent in a relationship. A relationship that started the day after Valentine's Day last year.

    Well strike me deef and dumb.


    Sup man. Grats on your relationship. =D

    thanks. we're actually not doing anything tonight, because until Friday she thought she had to give a lab meeting today (it got postponed). On Saturday we're going on a picnic and then to a show.

    However, after I got out of lab at midnight last night, I did stop by the store and pick her up a single rose to surprise her at 12:30. I'm smooth like that.

    Very smooth. Keep on keepin' it classy.

    The only way I could get smoother is to shave

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    the wook wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I'm 29 years old and this is the very first Valentine's Day I've spent in a relationship. A relationship that started the day after Valentine's Day last year.

    Well strike me deef and dumb.


    Sup man. Grats on your relationship. =D

    thanks. we're actually not doing anything tonight, because until Friday she thought she had to give a lab meeting today (it got postponed). On Saturday we're going on a picnic and then to a show.

    However, after I got out of lab at midnight last night, I did stop by the store and pick her up a single rose to surprise her at 12:30. I'm smooth like that.

    Very smooth. Keep on keepin' it classy.

    The only way I could get smoother is to shave

    Save that for the end of days.

    I think it written in revelations.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    the wook wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I'm 29 years old and this is the very first Valentine's Day I've spent in a relationship. A relationship that started the day after Valentine's Day last year.

    Well strike me deef and dumb.


    Sup man. Grats on your relationship. =D

    thanks. we're actually not doing anything tonight, because until Friday she thought she had to give a lab meeting today (it got postponed). On Saturday we're going on a picnic and then to a show.

    However, after I got out of lab at midnight last night, I did stop by the store and pick her up a single rose to surprise her at 12:30. I'm smooth like that.

    Very smooth. Keep on keepin' it classy.

    The only way I could get smoother is to shave

    Which is out of the question because you are a direct descendant of Samson and would revert to a stickman without it all

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    i've already heard of two valentine's day proposals. I guess it's not very surprising but come on, have some originality, people

    I know. It just seems cliche.

    (funnily enough, based on my birthday, I was likely a valentine's conception.)

    Javen on
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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    yo so like what kinda flowers should i get this chick i never got a girl no flowers before

    anything wrong with roses or should i just go with that or just pick whatever i think looks pretty or like what

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Language_of_flowers

    or you know just buy her red roses

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    redhead wrote: »
    yo so like what kinda flowers should i get this chick i never got a girl no flowers before

    anything wrong with roses or should i just go with that or just pick whatever i think looks pretty or like what

    roses are too obvious.

    Just get something that looks nice.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Language_of_flowers

    or you know just buy her red roses

    holy shit that is complicated

    now where the fuck am i gonna find a shit ton of lime blossoms

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    redhead wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Language_of_flowers

    or you know just buy her red roses

    holy shit that is complicated

    now where the fuck am i gonna find a shit ton of lime blossoms

    Make some of out of tissue paper

    And then just waggle your eyebrows repeatedly

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    SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    just make her a macaroni picture

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    SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    just cook up some KD and feed it to her

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    zen-zen- Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    my girlfriend likes orchids

    I can therefore say with good authority that all girls like orchids

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    InkyblotsInkyblots Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Since she works in the restaurant biz V-day is a pretty busy day for her so we usually do something special the week after. So a nice card and some dove chocolate for the time being.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    get freesias! they smell ballin and are also so pretty

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    SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I thought you said Freezies


    they do smell great and also taste great

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    the wook wrote: »
    I'm 29 years old and this is the very first Valentine's Day I've spent in a relationship. A relationship that started the day after Valentine's Day last year.

    maybe if you didn't love 'em and leave 'em so often!

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    Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    So I'm cooking Stuffed Pasta Shells tonight, got a heart shaped box of chocolates (with Spanish written on it. I'm pretty sure it translates to "Love- Happy St. Valentine's Day". Neither of us speak Spanish.), a bouquet of lilies (her favorite flower), a stuffed cat with chocolates (she loves cats), a card with a giraffe on it (her favorite animal), and last night I gave her a rose and a chocolate rose to go with it.

    The bouquet was a late decision, and I think she'll love them. I'll update with a picture of the food once I get it cooked.

    Wish me luck.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Orchids suck

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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Orchids suck


    Only if you buy them dinner.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Language_of_flowers

    or you know just buy her red roses

    holy shit that is complicated

    now where the fuck am i gonna find a shit ton of lime blossoms

    Make some of out of tissue paper

    And then just waggle your eyebrows repeatedly

    apparently it's a type of tree

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    Mmm baby. I want to sex you

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Mysst wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I'm 29 years old and this is the very first Valentine's Day I've spent in a relationship. A relationship that started the day after Valentine's Day last year.

    maybe if you didn't love 'em and leave 'em so often!

    in my whole entire life, i've only been the dumper once

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I was dumped once. In an e-mail.

    A few months later he realized that he was still alone and that I am super awesome and begged to have me back. Silly man didn't realize that as an archivist that I hold on to things forever.

    I made him cry. It was wonderful.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I broke up with a girl once with an e-mail. I felt super shitty about it. Still do.

    We talk to each other still though so I guess time has healed that wound

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    My uncle once got dumped by text message. On Christmas Eve.

    Fucking learn to talk to people, people

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Worst I ever got was being informed that my roommate would no longer be on the lease agreement at our apartment because he was on another one with my girlfriend.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    the wook wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I'm 29 years old and this is the very first Valentine's Day I've spent in a relationship. A relationship that started the day after Valentine's Day last year.

    maybe if you didn't love 'em and leave 'em so often!

    in my whole entire life, i've only been the dumper once

    I thought you dumped like, several times a day

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Mysst wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I'm 29 years old and this is the very first Valentine's Day I've spent in a relationship. A relationship that started the day after Valentine's Day last year.

    maybe if you didn't love 'em and leave 'em so often!

    in my whole entire life, i've only been the dumper once

    I thought you dumped like, several times a day

    I'm dumping right now.

    Sorry Ham sandwich. It's not you, it's me.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    I was dumped once. In an e-mail.

    A few months later he realized that he was still alone and that I am super awesome and begged to have me back. Silly man didn't realize that as an archivist that I hold on to things forever.

    I made him cry. It was wonderful.

    It's pretty sexist people aren't calling you a sociopath!

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I took my wife to a really great Korean place on Friday night.

    Afterwards she stated I don't have to do anything else for Valentine's day, so we're gonna end up just hanging out at home playing WoW for the night.

    It'll be nice to be away from the traffic.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Did someone post

    Oh

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    The last time I got dumped was by email.

    The only communication that occurred after that was setting up a meeting to return / exchange belongings.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    I was dumped once. In an e-mail.

    A few months later he realized that he was still alone and that I am super awesome and begged to have me back. Silly man didn't realize that as an archivist that I hold on to things forever.

    I made him cry. It was wonderful.

    It's pretty sexist people aren't calling you a sociopath!

    Ahahahahahaha

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