I'm like a sadistic version of the Denialist, in that not only do I enjoy admitting that I lack the tactical foresight to be reasonable competition, I like to drive serious players of the particular game into a frothing rage by doing things like referring to the knight in chess as "the horsie guy" and asking which way the darn thing moves again.
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Want to find me on a gaming service? I'm SwashbucklerXX everywhere.
either FF6 or 9 was the best. Probably six, but I did really like nine.
I actually think 8 is pretty good until midway through the second disc. At that point you're better off to just pretend the dialogue doesn't exist and make up your own story as you go along.
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it was the smallest on the list but
Pluto was a planet and I'll never forget
"No, fuck you and your fucking infinite bullshit, play something else."
Half an hour later.
"Ya know what? Fuck your slivers, too. Just fuck you."
Oh man, I don't play the physical card game much anymore but I keep two pre-con sliver decks around just to drive my friends up a fucking wall.
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Burden of ProofYou three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on.Registered Userregular
edited February 2011
I don't like this comic.
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Burden of ProofYou three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on.Registered Userregular
edited February 2011
I have a lot of fondness for FFXII.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I have seen a lot of panel 1 and panel 3 while at smash tourneys.
They did rip into you for using Metaknight. Like you had somehow hacked the game instead of using one of the playable characters available to any person in the room.
THAT BULLSHIT YOU USED WAS BULLSHIT
But you use Falco, bullshit is your modus operandi
"No, fuck you and your fucking infinite bullshit, play something else."
Half an hour later.
"Ya know what? Fuck your slivers, too. Just fuck you."
Oh man, I don't play the physical card game much anymore but I keep two pre-con sliver decks around just to drive my friends up a fucking wall.
Oh God. Yes. My favorite thing to do was to ask "What colors are your deck? White and Blue huh? My slivers are now immune to White and Blue."
And then to watch the expression on their face when their 1000 life elf deck meant nothing to my exponetially increasing sliver deck that automatically untapped each turn and let me draw an additional card while giving me extra life and getting +1/+1 for each sliver in play.
100/100 tokens are hilarious.
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
Viscount Islands[INSERT SoKo HERE]...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered Userregular
edited February 2011
The only Final Fantasy I've finished was FF: Tactics Advance. I'm trying to get through 13 now.
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I want to do with you
What spring does with the cherry trees.
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
edited February 2011
I played the first Final Fantasy and took it at its word.
My favorite kind of loser is the one who goes in with no intention of winning, just wanting to lose in the most drawn-out manner possible and alienate as many people at the table as possible.
I played the first Final Fantasy and took it at its word.
My favorite kind of loser is the one who goes in with no intention of winning, just wanting to lose in the most drawn-out manner possible and alienate as many people at the table as possible.
This is an especially successful tactic in Risk.
also Greed Corp
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FactorySquirrelMarceline's HenchmanLand of OooRegistered Userregular
I played the first Final Fantasy and took it at its word.
My favorite kind of loser is the one who goes in with no intention of winning, just wanting to lose in the most drawn-out manner possible and alienate as many people at the table as possible.
This is an especially successful tactic in Risk.
also Greed Corp
Also life. Not Life, just life. Maybe Life too, who knows? I haven't played that in a while.
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"That man is playing Galaga! He thought we wouldn't notice. But we did."
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MichaelLCIn what furnace was thy brain?ChicagoRegistered Userregular
I played the first Final Fantasy and took it at its word.
My favorite kind of loser is the one who goes in with no intention of winning, just wanting to lose in the most drawn-out manner possible and alienate as many people at the table as possible.
This is an especially successful tactic in Risk.
also Greed Corp
Also life. Not Life, just life. Maybe Life too, who knows? I haven't played that in a while.
That's my preferred strategy in Chinese Checkers.
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FramlingFaceHeadGeebs has bad ideas.Registered Userregular
I played the first Final Fantasy and took it at its word.
My favorite kind of loser is the one who goes in with no intention of winning, just wanting to lose in the most drawn-out manner possible and alienate as many people at the table as possible.
This is an especially successful tactic in Risk.
also Greed Corp
Also life. Not Life, just life. Maybe Life too, who knows? I haven't played that in a while.
That's my preferred strategy in Chinese Checkers.
It's really hilarious in Uno. Just keep drawing cards.
Oh sure, the rules say you have to play something as soon as you have something you can play. But who's gonna check?
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your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
I played the first Final Fantasy and took it at its word.
My favorite kind of loser is the one who goes in with no intention of winning, just wanting to lose in the most drawn-out manner possible and alienate as many people at the table as possible.
This is an especially successful tactic in Risk.
also Greed Corp
Also life. Not Life, just life. Maybe Life too, who knows? I haven't played that in a while.
That's my preferred strategy in Chinese Checkers.
It's really hilarious in Uno. Just keep drawing cards.
Oh sure, the rules say you have to play something as soon as you have something you can play. But who's gonna check?
you're one of those guys huh
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Jacques L'HommeBAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered Userregular
"No, fuck you and your fucking infinite bullshit, play something else."
Half an hour later.
"Ya know what? Fuck your slivers, too. Just fuck you."
Oh god, Magic and DBZ. The DBZ card game was the worst. Like , "Oh, hey remember that okay deck you spent every weeks allowance on last year? Yeah, fuck that deck. It's a pussy deck for pussy kids, because now we've got a new Goku card that's got some wicked fuck off power levels, unlike your bitch Goku from before! Sorry kid! Guess you just don't love Dragonball Z enough to buy more booster packs, but hey, prove us wrong!"
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BusterKNegativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered Userregular
edited February 2011
Really, I've gotten to the point where I really don't mind losing to people because I don't play competitive games very often and them winning usual makes them more likely to play with me again
I don't try to lose but I don't stress to hard about winning either
Really, I've gotten to the point where I really don't mind losing to people because I don't play competitive games very often and them winning usual makes them more likely to play with me again
I don't try to lose but I don't stress to hard about winning either
I just focus on enjoying playing
I'd expect this kind of talk from a loser, you loser
Once you wrap your head around the numbers you're 50% there, and once you get how everything interacts and develop tactics you're 99% of the way there. The last 1% is realizing it's all bullshit anyways because you're rolling dice.
"No, fuck you and your fucking infinite bullshit, play something else."
Half an hour later.
"Ya know what? Fuck your slivers, too. Just fuck you."
Oh god, Magic and DBZ. The DBZ card game was the worst. Like , "Oh, hey remember that okay deck you spent every weeks allowance on last year? Yeah, fuck that deck. It's a pussy deck for pussy kids, because now we've got a new Goku card that's got some wicked fuck off power levels, unlike your bitch Goku from before! Sorry kid! Guess you just don't love Dragonball Z enough to buy more booster packs, but hey, prove us wrong!"
Well at least they stayed true to the spirit of the show.
I have some very fond memories of VIII. Like having all my characters ready to attack again because the wait time finished before the death animation did.
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Meta Knight is just fucking annoying.
Although, I do enjoy using him, and he does the best color scheme in the game.
Real men use Fruity Pink Meta Knight.
"No, fuck you and your fucking infinite bullshit, play something else."
Half an hour later.
"Ya know what? Fuck your slivers, too. Just fuck you."
I actually think 8 is pretty good until midway through the second disc. At that point you're better off to just pretend the dialogue doesn't exist and make up your own story as you go along.
Pluto was a planet and I'll never forget
I have never seen best friends and boon companions use language or hatred like that outside of Viet Cong Level Torture.
...oh hey, FF9 is on PSN! Neat. (also 7 and 8)
Oh man, I don't play the physical card game much anymore but I keep two pre-con sliver decks around just to drive my friends up a fucking wall.
THAT BULLSHIT YOU USED WAS BULLSHIT
But you use Falco, bullshit is your modus operandi
YEAH BUT THAT'S BALANCED BULLSHIT
Oh God. Yes. My favorite thing to do was to ask "What colors are your deck? White and Blue huh? My slivers are now immune to White and Blue."
And then to watch the expression on their face when their 1000 life elf deck meant nothing to my exponetially increasing sliver deck that automatically untapped each turn and let me draw an additional card while giving me extra life and getting +1/+1 for each sliver in play.
100/100 tokens are hilarious.
no, wait a second
What spring does with the cherry trees.
My favorite kind of loser is the one who goes in with no intention of winning, just wanting to lose in the most drawn-out manner possible and alienate as many people at the table as possible.
This is an especially successful tactic in Risk.
also Greed Corp
Also life. Not Life, just life. Maybe Life too, who knows? I haven't played that in a while.
That's my preferred strategy in Chinese Checkers.
It's really hilarious in Uno. Just keep drawing cards.
Oh sure, the rules say you have to play something as soon as you have something you can play. But who's gonna check?
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
you're one of those guys huh
Oh god, Magic and DBZ. The DBZ card game was the worst. Like , "Oh, hey remember that okay deck you spent every weeks allowance on last year? Yeah, fuck that deck. It's a pussy deck for pussy kids, because now we've got a new Goku card that's got some wicked fuck off power levels, unlike your bitch Goku from before! Sorry kid! Guess you just don't love Dragonball Z enough to buy more booster packs, but hey, prove us wrong!"
I don't try to lose but I don't stress to hard about winning either
I just focus on enjoying playing
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I'd expect this kind of talk from a loser, you loser
Well at least they stayed true to the spirit of the show.
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