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Jordyn
Really, Commander?Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
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I just filled out 14 pages worth of questions for my dentist appointment tomorrow. They started out pretty normal. What's your name, what's your birthday, what's wrong with your mouth, etc. Then the last like, 3 pages? They took a strangely depressing turn.
It was a long "SYMPTOM CHECKLIST." It had a lot of normal symptoms I would expect to find on such a list. And then a lot of uh
not so normal ones?
At least not ones I would expect to get from the dentist.
In the LAST MONTH, how much have you been distressed by:
crying easily
feeling of being trapped or caught
suddenly being scared for no reason
feeling lonely
feeling blue
worrying too much about things
difficulty making decisions
feeling hopeless about the future
thoughts of death or dying
thoughts of ending your life
feeling everything is an effort
feelings of worthlessness
the feeling that something bad is going to happen to you
thoughts and images of a frightening nature
feelings of guilt
the idea that something serious is wrong with your body
the idea that something is wrong with your mind
Yeah thanks dentist, I feel great now.
How are your symptoms? How about forms? How about the dentist?
It was a long "SYMPTOM CHECKLIST." It had a lot of normal symptoms I would expect to find on such a list. And then a lot of uh
not so normal ones?
At least not ones I would expect to get from the dentist.
In the LAST MONTH, how much have you been distressed by:
crying easily
feeling of being trapped or caught
suddenly being scared for no reason
feeling lonely
feeling blue
worrying too much about things
difficulty making decisions
feeling hopeless about the future
thoughts of death or dying
thoughts of ending your life
feeling everything is an effort
feelings of worthlessness
the feeling that something bad is going to happen to you
thoughts and images of a frightening nature
feelings of guilt
the idea that something serious is wrong with your body
the idea that something is wrong with your mind
Yeah thanks dentist, I feel great now.
How are your symptoms? How about forms? How about the dentist?
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Maybe I should throw in some of those questions?
i think you're going to a psychiatrist.
you should still brush your teeth before you go though.
The form says "Department of Oral Medicine"
"University of Washington School of Dentistry"
Why do they keep asking me weird brain questions
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Maybe they're having a career crisis.
You should be more supportive.
me too! I feel pretty great about it actually.
Maybe they are fond of using nitrous and it's probably a bad thing to use nitrous on someone who's all depressed or psychotic or something?
:winky:
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now, I know I already had all my work done so they must be calling for a cleaning but goddamn people phrasing
You know what's weird? The last time I had a period between dentist visits where I was actually flossing really well, I ended up having more tartar on my teeth that had to get scraped off with that hook than I ever had before. They told me flossing would help fix that!
Ahahaha.
Hahahaha, that is golden.
"So, do you ever get the idea that, you know, something is wrong with your mind? Oh, me either."
Sounds like your dentist might be thinking about Hamburger Time.
Hamburger Time
You want mine when I get them taken out?
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
I think yours is vetting clients for the ones less likely to make a fuss.
I feel like I've been in a prize fight every time. I think that has more to do with me basically never flossing until now, though.
edit: that is the best part of Little Shop
Cavaties are awesome. You can store food in them so that you have a snack later.
You gave them all to meeeeeee.
Their commercials are always like "Proven to be as effective as flossing at something something something. Now, we're not saying you shouldn't still floss, but..."
And I'm like "Well that's what I'm hearing."
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
fucking
burns
I can come out for a while on Friday nights. I have football practice at 9 in the goddamn morning on Saturdays for three hours, the last one of which is just straight conditioning. So I need to not be exhausted BEFORE practice even starts.
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So tasty.
I have pumpkin spice body wash with real cinnamon and nutmeg. It's like a sunburn everytime I use it.
I only wash with it when I need to punish myself for forgetting to buy more bodywash.
I might be able to make it.
it got worse
and it broke while i was chewing gum in line for the star trek premier
i will never forget the feeling of chewing on my own teeth.
You would smell like a pie!
What the heck!?
I use Swagger from Old Spice because the stuff smells kinda like bubblegum.
I had a temporary crown come apart while chewing on some nerds.
Pretty horrible feeling yes.
I recently got a molar pulled, I am now down 3 adult teeth.
I understand that. I panic everytime there's something slightly crunchy in my food when I don't expect it. I quickly make my tongue give me a status report on all party members.
DO I?!
(yes)
I can't wait to fill out that customs form
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My left rear molar is always calibrating.