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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    ultimakay wrote: »
    Marth wrote: »
    I only post in like 4 or 5 threads. You people need to make more threads that cater to MY interests.

    Why not just create them yourself?

    If the thread is shit I can't exactly talk shit about myself.

    Marth on
    Steam PSN LoL: SadSchaub Battle.net: SadSchaub#1357
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ubik wrote: »
    this thread is a tarp

    feds-cut-executive-pay-at-general-motors-chrysler.jpg

    Goose! on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2011
    fuck you lurkers

    you stop lurking and i'll git your asses

    Knob on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    god i wish i could ego search

    it;s killing me inside

    Brolo on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I'd egosearch but I'm pretty sure nothing would come up. Nothing new, at least.

    Moriveth on
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ohmygod one of my friends just told me the best story.

    He was in a Walmart (no clue why) and walked past the computers.

    You know how every Walmart has a Hello Kitty computer?

    When he walked past that Hello Kitty computer, he saw a blue screen pop up. Along with all sorts of warning signs popping up immediately.

    The Hello Kitty computer in the middle of the entertainment section at Walmart was being hacked. Right in front of my friend.

    He proceeded to shout at the top of his lungs about how amazing what he was witnessing was. Then he shouted at the top of his lungs for one of the technicians to come. Seeing as how it's Walmart, he risked waiting 20 minutes for help. So he took matters into his own hands.

    Knowing that at any point in time, the entire Walmart building, nay, every Walmart world-wide, was in danger, my friend thought quickly and pushed the Power button.

    Then restarted the computer.

    The hacker had been thwarted.

    Walking out of the store, he mentioned to a clerk about how he had just saved not only that Walmart, but potentially every Walmart, by preventing a Hello Kitty computer from being successfully hacked.

    She told him to have a nice day, then walked away.

    And that's the story of how, today, one of my friends saved every Walmart from an early extinction, and didn't even get a fucking thank you for it.

    Life's just not fair sometimes.

    Sweeney Tom on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Good lord that is a lot of people staring at me naked through binoculars. I mean what?

    I appreciate the thigh highs

    Red lace is a nice touch :wink:

    Usagi on
  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    My ego searches are usually dead ends.

    KetBra on
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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Rolo wrote: »
    god i wish i could ego search

    it;s killing me inside
    Squall wrote: »
    Goose! wrote: »
    I am Bizzaro Stormy.

    How does one vanity search when there is no search function?

    site:forums.penny-arcade.com username

    >advanced search>date, usages rights, numeric range and more>date>past 24 hours

    Goose! on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2011
    Marth wrote: »
    I only post in like 4 or 5 threads. You people need to make more threads that cater to MY interests.
    you cannot have been here long

    Knob on
  • Beef AssistantBeef Assistant Registered User new member
    edited February 2011
    gonna create a thread about this

    Beef Assistant on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    i just assume people do not talk about me outside of the webcomic/mspa/wrestling thread

    no need for ego searchin

    crwth on
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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I could never ego search anyone, thanks to the Edict.

    Goose! on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    Lurkers, you don't have to post if you don't feel like it. I don't want anyone feeling uncomfortable.

    Similarly, I wish some times that many people here would be a lot less ascerbic to new people. Most people here are really, really nice in person but can be quite off-putting or even mean here in the forum.

    The Geek on
    BLM - ACAB
  • MVikingMViking Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    That is the best story, Sweeney.

    MViking on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    marth has been around for a few years now

    Clint Eastwood on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    hello

    Hey Rolo, how's it?

    hey mori!

    i'm supposed to be prepping for an interview tomorrow

    instead i am looking for amateur porn

    i think it could be job-relevant

    I am nursing a hurt ankle, and I skipped class today because I didn't feel like limping around campus.

    I kinda want to play more Street Fighter.

    who do you usually main

    I need to actually play super now that i have a working xbox

    Brolo on
  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I used to lurk and now I post and now I post without actually making much of an impact on anybody.

    It's like lurking except I get to watch my posts per day count move up and I fucking love useless statistics.

    SLyM on
    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    We're watching Top Hat right now. That Fred Astaire sure could dance.

    Moriveth on
  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Rolo wrote: »
    god i wish i could ego search

    it;s killing me inside

    Good god yes

    Ruby Rhod on
  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    0.65 posts per day, do I count???

    miscellaneousinsanity on
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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ohmygod one of my friends just told me the best story.

    He was in a Walmart (no clue why) and walked past the computers.

    You know how every Walmart has a Hello Kitty computer?

    When he walked past that Hello Kitty computer, he saw a blue screen pop up. Along with all sorts of warning signs popping up immediately.

    The Hello Kitty computer in the middle of the entertainment section at Walmart was being hacked. Right in front of my friend.

    He proceeded to shout at the top of his lungs about how amazing what he was witnessing was. Then he shouted at the top of his lungs for one of the technicians to come. Seeing as how it's Walmart, he risked waiting 20 minutes for help. So he took matters into his own hands.

    Knowing that at any point in time, the entire Walmart building, nay, every Walmart world-wide, was in danger, my friend thought quickly and pushed the Power button.

    Then restarted the computer.

    The hacker had been thwarted.

    Walking out of the store, he mentioned to a clerk about how he had just saved not only that Walmart, but potentially every Walmart, by preventing a Hello Kitty computer from being successfully hacked.

    She told him to have a nice day, then walked away.

    And that's the story of how, today, one of my friends saved every Walmart from an early extinction, and didn't even get a fucking thank you for it.

    Life's just not fair sometimes.

    Look, they have thank you quotas. They don't get paid for overthanks.

    MKR on
  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    marth has been around for a few years now

    years of sadness

    Marth on
    Steam PSN LoL: SadSchaub Battle.net: SadSchaub#1357
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Good lord that is a lot of people staring at me naked through binoculars. I mean what?

    Bitch, draw the shades if you don't want an audience. :?
    crwth wrote: »
    i just assume people do not talk about me outside of the webcomic/mspa/wrestling thread

    no need for ego searchin

    Nobody tell him about the Secret crwth Yaoi Thread.

    Romanian My Escutcheon on
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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ohmygod one of my friends just told me the best story.

    He was in a Walmart (no clue why) and walked past the computers.

    You know how every Walmart has a Hello Kitty computer?

    When he walked past that Hello Kitty computer, he saw a blue screen pop up. Along with all sorts of warning signs popping up immediately.

    The Hello Kitty computer in the middle of the entertainment section at Walmart was being hacked. Right in front of my friend.

    He proceeded to shout at the top of his lungs about how amazing what he was witnessing was. Then he shouted at the top of his lungs for one of the technicians to come. Seeing as how it's Walmart, he risked waiting 20 minutes for help. So he took matters into his own hands.

    Knowing that at any point in time, the entire Walmart building, nay, every Walmart world-wide, was in danger, my friend thought quickly and pushed the Power button.

    Then restarted the computer.

    The hacker had been thwarted.

    Walking out of the store, he mentioned to a clerk about how he had just saved not only that Walmart, but potentially every Walmart, by preventing a Hello Kitty computer from being successfully hacked.

    She told him to have a nice day, then walked away.

    And that's the story of how, today, one of my friends saved every Walmart from an early extinction, and didn't even get a fucking thank you for it.

    Life's just not fair sometimes.

    Reposting my story. Because it took so long to type, somebody has to see it.

    Edit: nvm. Thanks MViking! :]

    Sweeney Tom on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    rolo please send me some amateur porn starring you

    crwth on
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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Anyway, not anyone.

    Goose! on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2011
    pretty sure search is disabled for a reason

    pretty sure using a workaround so you can search even though its been disabled for a reason is going to cause someone to descend from on high and kick your head straight up your ass

    in a manner of speaking

    Knob on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I'd egosearch but I'm pretty sure nothing would come up. Nothing new, at least.

    also searching has been turned off

    Centipede Damascus on
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    This thread.

    This thread is for me.

    Veldrin on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    crwth i talk about you constantly in threads you don't read

    Clint Eastwood on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    Larlar wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    In March of next month, I'll have been here a decade.

    I can think of at least one thing wrong with that sentence.

    Silly me. I fixed it.

    Thanks.

    The Geek on
    BLM - ACAB
  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    no way in hell are 1300 people reading se++

    KrunkMcGrunk on
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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    god i wish i could ego search

    it;s killing me inside

    Good god yes
    Goose! wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    god i wish i could ego search

    it;s killing me inside
    Squall wrote: »
    Goose! wrote: »
    I am Bizzaro Stormy.

    How does one vanity search when there is no search function?

    site:forums.penny-arcade.com username

    >advanced search>date, usages rights, numeric range and more>date>past 24 hours

    Listen to Squall.

    Goose! on
  • WhytherWhyther Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    And that's the story of how, today, one of my friends saved every Walmart from an early extinction, and didn't even get a fucking thank you for it.

    Life's just not fair sometimes.

    His thank you was the pocketfuls of small items he stole as he walked out of the store.

    Whyther on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Rolo wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    hello

    Hey Rolo, how's it?

    hey mori!

    i'm supposed to be prepping for an interview tomorrow

    instead i am looking for amateur porn

    i think it could be job-relevant

    I am nursing a hurt ankle, and I skipped class today because I didn't feel like limping around campus.

    I kinda want to play more Street Fighter.

    who do you usually main

    I need to actually play super now that i have a working xbox

    Balrog, mostly just because he's the first character I played as, and I appreciate that he is so into punching he can't kick. I actually haven't attempted the online yet because I'm still trying to get a handle on the basics.

    Moriveth on
  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Knob wrote: »
    pretty sure search is disabled for a reason

    pretty sure using a workaround so you can search even though its been disabled for a reason is going to cause someone to descend from on high and kick your head straight up your ass

    in a manner of speaking

    It's disabled because vB is written in QBASIC by monks who have gone mad with some unknown disease. alpha seemed ok with alternatives.

    MKR on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    That story is kind of dumb, actually.

    I mean, I probably would've thought it was HILARIOUS when I was 17. But I also thought it was HILARIOUS to use Monty Python quotes in any possible context, as frequently as I could.

    Poorochondriac on
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Guys, guys.

    I just rediscovered StumbleUpon.

    It's killing my productivity.

    Help.

    I can't

    stop

    Veldrin on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2011
    marth has been around for a few years now

    maybe i want to talk about robert downey jr right now

    so i'm sitting here and iron man is on

    and i'm thinking

    'man, that robert downey jr. what a guy'

    Knob on
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