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most amusing way to break the news (fucking)
Deusfaux
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so now im seeing someone from within our circle of work-based friends... ( I dont work there anymore so it works)
... I need the most amusing/shocking ways possible to break it to everyone that we're more than friends now.
Just telling everyone flat out is super lame and not nearly dramatic enough.
Even at the bare minimum, walking up and giving each other a hard kiss in front of the others without warning would make them shit their pants a little.
But I want to go bigger and better. If we have to start dry fucking out of the blue in front of them we'll do it. We even discussed going through the motions of acting out a dirty sanchez to send our friends over the edge.
ideas....?
... I need the most amusing/shocking ways possible to break it to everyone that we're more than friends now.
Just telling everyone flat out is super lame and not nearly dramatic enough.
Even at the bare minimum, walking up and giving each other a hard kiss in front of the others without warning would make them shit their pants a little.
But I want to go bigger and better. If we have to start dry fucking out of the blue in front of them we'll do it. We even discussed going through the motions of acting out a dirty sanchez to send our friends over the edge.
ideas....?
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bend her over
go unf uunf uuunf
If you need to make it more over the top, just straight up start bonin her in front of them.
"You know, this snickers bar is delicious. What else is also delicious? Oh, yeah! INSERTPARTNERHERE
I'd go with the dry humping. Possibly spanking in front of them all.
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hay wait ur not "karen"
or whoever her name is
karen seeemed to work
but in an awkward way that will make people almost certain that there is something going on
like dwight and angela in the office but more so
you could do something like go out with your friends and then at one point spill a drink or something on her or yourself and then the two of you go off together to clean it up but then you dont return for like an hour and a half
then when you come back make sure your hair is messy and your shirt buttons are misaligned and such
but be all 'man that was a tough stain to clean. what with it being lemonade and all'
why would anyone care
More importantly, why should you give a shit if they do care?
perhaps this happens all the time to people you know - not the ones i know
so they can start taking bets on how long it will last?
it is a very dull office?
i want all the details
i got some friendships i wouldnt mind ruining but i dont wanna go in unprepared
hanging out a lot, making plans like going to coachella together, generally just being around each other a lot
then watching movies/clone high alone together late into the night on the same couch, gradually pushing physical boundaries one step at a time across a couple evenings
then pushing the fabric of the underwear to the side to allow for hasty entry
nah just kidding bout the last part. kinda fell into the whole thing though, neither chased or pursued the other, but its enjoyable
tell them 'she dont care she wants it'
do this in front of the girls and ask them too
Yeah, what a score. That was pretty fucking epic.
Hehe yeah. You know what else was epic. <PARTNER>s orgasm last night while I was fucking her senseless.
It's not always bad. I met my wife when we both worked together.
plus these two no longer work together now, right?
i'd say that's pretty fair game in any situation.
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We don't? Well shit.
Someone: "Hey, yeah, I just signed up for a flexible spending account."
Deusfaux: "Oh, well, you know what else is flexible? Karen."
Exactly.
doing those kind of jokes over and over to at least one particular friend of ours sounds most excellent....
hahaha this next week will be hell for him
Then you do the :winky: face.
Hey, speaking of 'uptight', and 'fuck'…
you could probably steal some of his lines or the general idea
like ask another girl if she wants to have a 'holy trinity' with you and when she turns you down say to the girl you are with 'so you still wanna do just the two of us then?'
the bonus of this is that you might get an accidental threesome
"God, we had the greatest night last night, didn't we (lady)?
That thing with your tongue? Wow! I can't believe you let me give you a facial, either. You are so freaky!."
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Pull him aside, out of earshot of the group, talk quickly. Tell Karen beforehand to feign ignorance to the fact that the two of you are talking.
Tell the guy "look, Karen and I have started seeing each other. I don't really know how to say this, but she called your name out last night and it really kind of ticked me off. How are we going to fix this?" And then just stare at him, arms folded.