Or, when someone says "man, be lucky you got out of here when you did. Best Buy sucks" respond with "well...you know what else sucks, but in a good way?" and nod at her casually.
Someone: "Yeah I was playing Elite Beat Agents yesterday. It was good."
Someone Else: "Not me! Rogue Galaxy all the way!"
Someone Third: "Ha Ha! You fags are so faggish, I wuz kicking ass in Viva Pinata. All my worms in a row, son."
Deusfaux: "My worm was in Karen last night." sip
Everyone but Deusfaux and Karen: :shock:
Go in to work to meet one of the other people. Have "the Karen" act totally normal, as though you were, say, a phantom.
Start talking to the guy and then get into a situation where you can see the Karen down the hall or something. You could even be talking to like, a group of people with Karen in sight but not involved.
Then just out of the blue go, "You know, dudes, I have always kind of had a thing for Karen."
Start a betting pool on who can get into Karen's panties first. Make an outlandish bet to start, like $200 and let everyone throw what they want into the pot
so now im seeing someone from within our circle of work-based friends... ( I dont work there anymore so it works)
... I need the most amusing/shocking ways possible to break it to everyone that we're more than friends now.
Just telling everyone flat out is super lame and not nearly dramatic enough.
Even at the bare minimum, walking up and giving each other a hard kiss in front of the others without warning would make them shit their pants a little.
But I want to go bigger and better. If we have to start dry fucking out of the blue in front of them we'll do it. We even discussed going through the motions of acting out a dirty sanchez to send our friends over the edge.
ideas....?
Go one step further than the dry humping and have her give you a pseudo lapdance next time you're with the group. Just be hanging out and when she comes in, she starts all up in your face, shaking her boobs, grinding on you, kissing, and then start the dry humping in the chair. Make sure she says, "I missed you, lover." at some point during this.
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have her say, "You know, Deus probably has the smallest penis I've ever been with, and he doesn't really have a great personality -- wait why are we fucking each other again?
Have her say out of nowhere "God, I'm so horny. So, who wants to fuck me?" You'll be prepared for it, Deus, so just raise your hand immediately, before anyone else can, and walk away with her arm-in-arm.
Get the keys from the manager, or a good lock-picking set, or just be sure that you two can be at the workplace 15-30 minutes before your friends get there.
Let them find you naked and going at it on one of the tables.
I can pretty much garuntee that they, and everyone else around, will be quite shocked.
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<TRON> if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCALATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
Go in to work to meet one of the other people. Have "the Karen" act totally normal, as though you were, say, a phantom.
Start talking to the guy and then get into a situation where you can see the Karen down the hall or something. You could even be talking to like, a group of people with Karen in sight but not involved.
Then just out of the blue go, "You know, dudes, I have always kind of had a thing for Karen."
Then walk up and do her.
This is the best suggestion.
If you don't want everyone at work to see your toolkit, though, you could just grab her tits and yell "THESE ARE SATISFACTORY, I WILL SEE YOU AT LUNCHTIME."
Go in to work to meet one of the other people. Have "the Karen" act totally normal, as though you were, say, a phantom.
Start talking to the guy and then get into a situation where you can see the Karen down the hall or something. You could even be talking to like, a group of people with Karen in sight but not involved.
Then just out of the blue go, "You know, dudes, I have always kind of had a thing for Karen."
Then walk up and do her.
This is the best suggestion.
If you don't want everyone at work to see your toolkit, though, you could just grab her tits and yell "THESE ARE SATISFACTORY, I WILL SEE YOU AT LUNCHTIME."
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then cum all over the front of her shirt
Print it and hand out copies.
That's already been said, you ninny
Wait until she's bending over to pick something up and comment "I liked it that way last night"
Then go "Eh? Eh?"
Karen can't join
Deus: *hand down her pants* "Hmm... no, seems like you've got them on right."
Karen: "Okay cool, thanks."
[spoiler:b08a89bd78]BONUS STAGE
Deus: *sniffs fingers*[/spoiler:b08a89bd78]
Someone Else: "Not me! Rogue Galaxy all the way!"
Someone Third: "Ha Ha! You fags are so faggish, I wuz kicking ass in Viva Pinata. All my worms in a row, son."
Deusfaux: "My worm was in Karen last night." sip
Everyone but Deusfaux and Karen: :shock:
Then go "I really hope I get to stick it to Karen tonight"
Start talking to the guy and then get into a situation where you can see the Karen down the hall or something. You could even be talking to like, a group of people with Karen in sight but not involved.
Then just out of the blue go, "You know, dudes, I have always kind of had a thing for Karen."
Then walk up and do her.
i knew SE was the best choice
I'da gone with G&T.
Go one step further than the dry humping and have her give you a pseudo lapdance next time you're with the group. Just be hanging out and when she comes in, she starts all up in your face, shaking her boobs, grinding on you, kissing, and then start the dry humping in the chair. Make sure she says, "I missed you, lover." at some point during this.
WINNER
Kill yourself.
Homicide/suicides are always the best way to break the news.
That's who we're talking about.
Get the keys from the manager, or a good lock-picking set, or just be sure that you two can be at the workplace 15-30 minutes before your friends get there.
Let them find you naked and going at it on one of the tables.
I can pretty much garuntee that they, and everyone else around, will be quite shocked.
<TRON> if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCALATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
Also, this.
Then there's the possibility that all of his friends try to join.
This is the best suggestion.
If you don't want everyone at work to see your toolkit, though, you could just grab her tits and yell "THESE ARE SATISFACTORY, I WILL SEE YOU AT LUNCHTIME."
In a robot voice.
Then raise your hand like you're that one kid in the class who really wants the teacher to call on him
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Stop fucking around and go for it, pussy.
This is the best way.
Dynagrip has his Spear of Truth equipped today I see
+1 piercing to the heart of the matter
That's always surprising.
Citizens of the internet always want to hear about someone fucking.
We just care like that.
It is the closest some of us will ever get to fucking.
Think of Quetzi when you post about fucking.
Think of poor, poor Quetzi.
Actually I am having all of my conversations about fucking fulfilled via instant messenger.
This will also help you find out if she's cheating on you with any of them
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