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most amusing way to break the news (fucking)

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  • The LuggageThe Luggage Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Restaraunt.

    On table.

    The Luggage on
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  • Riggs BlitzkriegRiggs Blitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Mendoza wrote:
    get her pregnant
    I support this

    Riggs Blitzkrieg on
  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Has anyone asked what the lucky guy's name is yet?

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    guys this girl I picked up (not karen) totally wants to go on a date but I spent all my money on music festivle tickets

    I think she is really easy though so should I just take her out for coffee y/n?

    Oden on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If you are asking the internet about it, you've already lost.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    im indirectly asking the internet about good coffee

    I already won last friday

    Oden on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    this is pretty retarded

    but then I saw who posted it and was like, well, that's the reason.

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    basically what is the protocol for easy woman

    I do not want to overdo myself and reek of effort
    next time I will not lower my standards sorry guyz

    Oden on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    ask her what coffee she wants

    bongi on
  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Coffee is never a bad idea

    Nucsh on
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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    coffee is like an everyday thing for me because I am a metropolis sophisticate

    Oden on
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Have Karen wear a Frankenstein mask

    and chase her around with your penis while she yells "Rrrrraaaghhhhh Penis Baaad"

    Seph on
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  • Jebus CripesJebus Cripes Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Lock her in your basement.

    When people ask where she's been.

    Lean over and wink.

    "Down there." you inform cunningly as you point down.

    Jebus Cripes on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    "So Karen and me are fucking."

    If you have asshole friends one will point out "It is Karen and I."

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  • Jebus CripesJebus Cripes Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    "So Karen and me are fucking."

    If you have asshole friends one will point out "It is Karen and I."

    And the response to that would be, "no, I'm pretty sure it's me and not you."

    Jebus Cripes on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Whatever you do man.

    It better be upside down.

    Meissnerd on
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    see whats sad is instead of fucking karen he is maeking post about how he should tell his friends he is fucking karen

    that's just a good example of having your priorities wrong

    Seph on
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    whats really sad is an alcoholic panda father

    Seph on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Seph I agree with that observation

    let us compare notes on our Blackberry devices

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    affirmative

    *clackclackclackclickclickclicktaptaptap*

    Seph on
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    damn these claws of mine

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    Seph on
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  • ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    "So Karen and me are fucking."

    If you have asshole friends one will point out "It is Karen and I."

    And the response to that would be, "no, I'm pretty sure it's me and not you."

    :lol:

    ToadTheMushroom on
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm definitely voting for the scenario where you are standing around with your friends doing whatever it is you do and she walks up to you, brushes some hair behind her ear and goes "Hey, um, I was wondering if you wanted to fuck me later?"
    To which you reply: "I dunno... here let me see."
    You put a hand on her boob and squeeze.
    "turn around,"
    she does and you do the same to her ass.
    "Yes, this pleases me, I'll see you at 4. Then she smiles and skips off.

    TankHammer on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ahahaha, yes.

    But it's gotta be upside down.

    Meissnerd on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    pour gasoline on the work lawn, spelling out "DEUSFAUX IS FUCKING KAREN'

    then light it and walk through the flames into work like the crow

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    or sephiroth

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Orik send me the big version of the Av, I want to do some wacky Lovecraft tentacle shit with that moustache

    Oden on
  • b0bd0db0bd0d Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    hickies. Lots and lots of hickies. with bite marks.

    b0bd0d on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    or sephiroth

    or vegeta

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    stab

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    stabaroth

    Seph on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Oden wrote:
    Orik send me the big version of the Av, I want to do some wacky Lovecraft tentacle shit with that moustache
    i'm going to have to set up an av rotator i guess

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    veni veni veni stab

    Meissnerd on
  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I have no idea what's going on here.

    Nucsh on
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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oden wrote:
    Orik send me the big version of the Av, I want to do some wacky Lovecraft tentacle shit with that moustache
    i'm going to have to set up an av rotator i guess

    it is really for my own gratification

    if you dont like it that wont be nescessary

    also have you joined the popularity contest

    Oden on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    what popularity contest

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You can just be like, "Hey, you know me and Karen are dating now." and then Joe Whatever can be like, "That's cool."

    I have a really good feeling about this one.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    You can just be like, "Hey, you know me and Karen are dating now." and then Joe Whatever can be like, "That's cool."

    I have a really good feeling about this one.

    but that is not funny or amusing

    it has to be wacky like as in one of those youtube videos they have on the internet now

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    You can just be like, "Hey, you know me and Karen are dating now." and then Joe Whatever can be like, "That's cool."

    I have a really good feeling about this one.

    But that is not humiliating or cruel in any way, and therefore, not fun.

    Buy a box of condoms before you go to meet your friends. When you show up, be like "hey Karen, I got the rubbers for later" while waving the box around for all to see. Then start the making out and dry humping in front of everyone.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    You can just be like, "Hey, you know me and Karen are dating now." and then Joe Whatever can be like, "That's cool."

    I have a really good feeling about this one.

    But that is not humiliating or cruel in any way, and therefore, not fun.

    shes a woman

    opposite of fun

    Air on
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