I'm definitely voting for the scenario where you are standing around with your friends doing whatever it is you do and she walks up to you, brushes some hair behind her ear and goes "Hey, um, I was wondering if you wanted to fuck me later?"
To which you reply: "I dunno... here let me see."
You put a hand on her boob and squeeze.
"turn around,"
she does and you do the same to her ass.
"Yes, this pleases me, I'll see you at 4. Then she smiles and skips off.
You can just be like, "Hey, you know me and Karen are dating now." and then Joe Whatever can be like, "That's cool."
I have a really good feeling about this one.
But that is not humiliating or cruel in any way, and therefore, not fun.
Buy a box of condoms before you go to meet your friends. When you show up, be like "hey Karen, I got the rubbers for later" while waving the box around for all to see. Then start the making out and dry humping in front of everyone.
Posts
On table.
I think she is really easy though so should I just take her out for coffee y/n?
I already won last friday
but then I saw who posted it and was like, well, that's the reason.
I do not want to overdo myself and reek of effort
next time I will not lower my standards sorry guyz
and chase her around with your penis while she yells "Rrrrraaaghhhhh Penis Baaad"
When people ask where she's been.
Lean over and wink.
"Down there." you inform cunningly as you point down.
If you have asshole friends one will point out "It is Karen and I."
And the response to that would be, "no, I'm pretty sure it's me and not you."
It better be upside down.
that's just a good example of having your priorities wrong
let us compare notes on our Blackberry devices
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To which you reply: "I dunno... here let me see."
You put a hand on her boob and squeeze.
"turn around,"
she does and you do the same to her ass.
"Yes, this pleases me, I'll see you at 4. Then she smiles and skips off.
But it's gotta be upside down.
then light it and walk through the flames into work like the crow
or vegeta
it is really for my own gratification
if you dont like it that wont be nescessary
also have you joined the popularity contest
I have a really good feeling about this one.
but that is not funny or amusing
it has to be wacky like as in one of those youtube videos they have on the internet now
But that is not humiliating or cruel in any way, and therefore, not fun.
Buy a box of condoms before you go to meet your friends. When you show up, be like "hey Karen, I got the rubbers for later" while waving the box around for all to see. Then start the making out and dry humping in front of everyone.
shes a woman
opposite of fun