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most amusing way to break the news (fucking)

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  • OndingOnding Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dip your finger inside of her before seeing your friends again. Then pull out a ten-dollar bill and the afore-mentioned finger and promise it to the one who can recognize her scent. Remember to lick your finger and look at Karen when you tell them the answer.


    (if someone guesses the correct answer, call Karen a fucking slut and slap her)

    Onding on
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Onding wrote:
    Dip your finger inside of her before seeing your friends again. Then pull out a ten-dollar bill and the afore-mentioned finger and promise it to the one who can recognize her scent. Remember to lick your finger and look at Karen when you tell them the answer.


    (if someone guesses the correct answer, call Karen a fucking slut and slap her)

    Je

    Jesus Christ

    That's a bit much even for here

    Butler on
  • OndingOnding Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    :|

    You think he should stick with a 5-dollar bill?

    Onding on
  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    y'all

    grug on
    HOOFBEATS

    ROBIN FALLS

    WHO KNEW
  • DeusfauxDeusfaux Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    the only thing i appreciate about fred durst is he piqued my interest in superstars, particularly a black pair with white soles and stripes

    Deusfaux on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    uh

    why would anyone care
    This is the post I was going to make

    I'm six pages late though :(

    scarlet st. on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Deusfaux wrote:
    the only thing i appreciate about fred durst is he piqued my interest in superstars, particularly a black pair with white soles and stripes
    Are you fucking talking about your shoe collection again?
    You fucking faggot.

    scarlet st. on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Deusfaux wrote:
    the only thing i appreciate about fred durst is he piqued my interest in superstars, particularly a black pair with white soles and stripes
    Are you fucking talking about your shoe collection again?
    You fucking faggot.

    I just bought some new shoes.

    White pumas. Light blue stripe. Gold Puma.


    They are tight... and also fresh.

    Stale on
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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I have but two pairs. I need more.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Stale wrote:
    Deusfaux wrote:
    the only thing i appreciate about fred durst is he piqued my interest in superstars, particularly a black pair with white soles and stripes
    Are you fucking talking about your shoe collection again?
    You fucking faggot.

    I just bought some new shoes.

    White pumas. Light blue stripe. Gold Puma.


    They are tight... and also fresh.
    Those sound neat, but they are not 30 pairs of a line of Nikes so deusfaux won't be interested.

    scarlet st. on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Stale wrote:
    Deusfaux wrote:
    the only thing i appreciate about fred durst is he piqued my interest in superstars, particularly a black pair with white soles and stripes
    Are you fucking talking about your shoe collection again?
    You fucking faggot.

    I just bought some new shoes.

    White pumas. Light blue stripe. Gold Puma.


    They are tight... and also fresh.
    Those sound neat, but they are not 30 pairs of a line of Nikes so deusfaux won't be interested.

    They are my 5th pair of Pumas. 4 pairs of Superstars. 2 pairs of Air Force 1's. And about a dozen others.

    I'm like some kind of shoe whore. And even though I've had them forever, they all look brand new.

    Stale on
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  • taoistlumberjaktaoistlumberjak Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I never understood the fascination people have with collecting shoes
    I'd walk out the door every day without shoes if it were socially acceptable.

    Except today. It was 0 degrees fahrenheit out today.

    taoistlumberjak on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I never understood the fascination people have with collecting shoes
    I'd walk out the door every day without shoes if it were socially acceptable.

    Except today. It was 0 degrees fahrenheit out today.
    Yeah, shoe fetishes are weird. Clothes don't give me boners, but you guys are free to obsess about whatever you want.

    Weirdos.

    I have 2 pairs of shoes and one pair of boots because I have testosterone overriding my estrogen.

    TankHammer on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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    i didnt care about shoes before i saw this movie

    it was a very good movie

    and piqued interest in shoes

    now i like shoes

    Air on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I never understood the fascination people have with collecting shoes
    I'd walk out the door every day without shoes if it were socially acceptable.

    Except today. It was 0 degrees fahrenheit out today.
    Yeah, shoe fetishes are weird. Clothes don't give me boners, but you guys are free to obsess about whatever you want.

    Weirdos.

    I have 2 pairs of shoes and one pair of boots because I have testosterone overriding my estrogen.

    u just be hatin our hot kicks dogg. stop trippin.

    Stale on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Stale wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    Deusfaux wrote:
    the only thing i appreciate about fred durst is he piqued my interest in superstars, particularly a black pair with white soles and stripes
    Are you fucking talking about your shoe collection again?
    You fucking faggot.

    I just bought some new shoes.

    White pumas. Light blue stripe. Gold Puma.


    They are tight... and also fresh.
    Those sound neat, but they are not 30 pairs of a line of Nikes so deusfaux won't be interested.

    They are my 5th pair of Pumas. 4 pairs of Superstars. 2 pairs of Air Force 1's. And about a dozen others.

    I'm like some kind of shoe whore. And even though I've had them forever, they all look brand new.
    I loled

    scarlet st. on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Stale wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    Deusfaux wrote:
    the only thing i appreciate about fred durst is he piqued my interest in superstars, particularly a black pair with white soles and stripes
    Are you fucking talking about your shoe collection again?
    You fucking faggot.

    I just bought some new shoes.

    White pumas. Light blue stripe. Gold Puma.


    They are tight... and also fresh.
    Those sound neat, but they are not 30 pairs of a line of Nikes so deusfaux won't be interested.

    They are my 5th pair of Pumas. 4 pairs of Superstars. 2 pairs of Air Force 1's. And about a dozen others.

    I'm like some kind of shoe whore. And even though I've had them forever, they all look brand new.
    I loled

    Me too, Sam.

    Me too.

    Callius on
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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Air wrote:
    justforkicks.jpg


    i didnt care about shoes before i saw this movie

    it was a very good movie

    and piqued interest in shoes

    now i like shoes

    thats the one about the air force one right?

    It was on SBS one night and I watched it
    the next morning I went to the store to buy a pair

    then I'm like "hold on im not a rapper" then left

    Oden on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Stale wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    Deusfaux wrote:
    the only thing i appreciate about fred durst is he piqued my interest in superstars, particularly a black pair with white soles and stripes
    Are you fucking talking about your shoe collection again?
    You fucking faggot.

    I just bought some new shoes.

    White pumas. Light blue stripe. Gold Puma.


    They are tight... and also fresh.
    Those sound neat, but they are not 30 pairs of a line of Nikes so deusfaux won't be interested.

    They are my 5th pair of Pumas. 4 pairs of Superstars. 2 pairs of Air Force 1's. And about a dozen others.

    I'm like some kind of shoe whore. And even though I've had them forever, they all look brand new.
    I loled

    Me too, Sam.

    Me too.

    I also.

    Fallout on
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