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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Cinders wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Goddamn lurkers.

    Sorry?

    /flips table

    xxhakkexx 1:45 am
    the network in my boyfriend's fraternity has deteriorated
    they have 4 routers
    and they all suck
    i can't even get on google maps
    or load a thread
    The Edgewood 1:46 am
    I could do play by play of [chat] if you'd like
    okay so
    what's happening right now is
    The Edgewood 1:46 am
    someone's flipped a table
    xxhakkexx 1:47 am
    facepalms

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    The Edgewood 1:47 am
    Variable's talking about Beck
    Winky's mentioned Notch
    Inquisitor's being sexy
    xxhakkexx 1:48 am
    I MUST BE PRESENT
    xxhakkexx is offline

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I think I'm getting too complacent about being single. Can't be good at 29.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    I think I'm getting too complacent about being single. Can't be good at 29.

    Buy a cat and name her Emily Dickinson.

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    Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Or Dicky Emilson.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Hahahaha <3

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    No getting a cat is just giving up.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    I think I'm getting too complacent about being single. Can't be good at 29.

    Buy a cat and name her Emily Dickinson.

    Can't even do that, housemate hates cats.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    this was posted earlier by passerbye, so good

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk

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    South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Gerbil.

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    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
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    Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Games Dealer Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I intend to stay single at 28. Hurry up and couple up so I can get out of your shadow.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I intend to die alone.

    WHAT NOW

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Well, it's not for lack of trying.

    Okay, it probably is.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited February 2011
    I am posting so little as of late that I feel I may be becoming a lurker... I must correct this mistake.

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    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Cinders wrote: »
    I intend to die alone.

    WHAT NOW

    Chase the dragon, catch it.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    completely fucked up a money in the bank hookup

    so pissed at myself

    god damn it

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    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Good old morphine.

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    South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    completely fucked up a money in the bank hookup

    so pissed at myself

    god damn it

    Sorry, man.

    I managed to mess up a girl telling me for months that she wanted to "be my sex slave." THAT was disappointing.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Cinders wrote: »
    Good old morphine.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    I think I'm getting too complacent about being single. Can't be good at 29.

    Buy a cat and name her Emily Dickinson.

    Can't even do that, housemate hates cats.

    The universe just does not want you getting any pussy

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    South host wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    completely fucked up a money in the bank hookup

    so pissed at myself

    god damn it

    Sorry, man.

    I managed to mess up a girl telling me for months that she wanted to "be my sex slave." THAT was disappointing.

    Wow.

    Though then again, I've missed my cue like five times in a row with this one girl who even sent me naked pictures.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    ....

    Wow you guys are daft as hell.

    irt to wink and co., to be clear.

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    South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Am I the "co."?

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Listen if a girl takes off her pants in front of you

    chances are that she wants to have sex with you

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    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    ....

    Wow you guys are daft as hell.

    irt to wink and co., to be clear.

    God I know.

    It is perhaps even vaguely miraculous that I haven't done that chick yet.

    She has a boyfriend now, though.

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    completely fucked up a money in the bank hookup

    so pissed at myself

    god damn it

    Sorry, man.

    I managed to mess up a girl telling me for months that she wanted to "be my sex slave." THAT was disappointing.

    Wow.

    Though then again, I've missed my cue like five times in a row with this one girl who even sent me naked pictures.

    Man what the....

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    South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I've actually failed at the "girls pants off = sex" about half a dozen times, with the same girl. Yeah.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    South host wrote: »
    I've actually failed at the "girls pants off = sex" about half a dozen times, with the same girl. Yeah.

    If we were one-upping each other here you just won.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    South host wrote: »
    Am I the "co."?

    Yes.

    God. The things I would do with a sex slave.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    Am I the "co."?

    Yes.

    God. The things I would do with a sex slave.

    Wait, let me guess.






    Sex.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Nah. Gotta make her earn that.

    She gotta clean my whole place, cook me dinner, maybe then she's earned sex. :P

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    How do you not get signals that loud. Is it a self-image thing? Like, I don't register small ones, or I'll question the hell out of them and wonder if I'm misinterpreting things, but man, the best thing to do is decide subtle suggestions that a girl might be into you is your cue to make her so in an obvious way.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    Am I the "co."?

    Yes.

    God. The things I would do with a sex slave.

    An offer like that's only as good as the girl making it.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    "Sure, I'll just go to sleep for an hour. I don't need to set an alarm at all. My tired body will know that I actually want to be awake when it's smack dab in the middle of REM and it will be done. This is a sound plan."

    Damn it, I missed Fringe.

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    South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    I've actually failed at the "girls pants off = sex" about half a dozen times, with the same girl. Yeah.

    If we were one-upping each other here you just won.

    Actually, I think it means I lose. Seeing as, you know, there was a girl who wanted to be my sex slave, who got naked in front of me at least half a dozen times, but then would never even return the damn favor after I was done.

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    Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    The one perk of being a gay man is not having to parse through sexual innuendo and hi I brought you flowers and oh I don't have any pants on. It's all "wanna fuck" "sure".

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I've gotten pretty good at predicting when I need to set alarms for naps and when I don't.

    Doesn't always work though and then I can't go to sleep at night and then I'm a zombie the next day at work.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    How do you not get signals that loud. Is it a self-image thing? Like, I don't register small ones, or I'll question the hell out of them and wonder if I'm misinterpreting things, but man, the best thing to do is decide subtle suggestions that a girl might be into you is your cue to make her so in an obvious way.

    I get caught up on little things.

    Like, so, she sent me the pictures, and we talked a lot about doing it.

    But then we went back to school and didn't see each other for like a year. Then we saw each other again and I didn't because I was like "it's been a while, maybe she doesn't want to anymore."

    And then, like, recently she seemed pretty into me and she actually asked me about the pictures. Like something about sending them back to her if I still had them (I didn't). But she just started dating a dude.

    So...

    Dunno.

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    South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    The one perk of being a gay man is not having to parse through sexual innuendo and hi I brought you flowers and oh I don't have any pants on. It's all "wanna fuck" "sure".

    Seriously. Even as a straight guy, when some of my roommate's friends found me attractive, I actually knew.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    South host wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    I've actually failed at the "girls pants off = sex" about half a dozen times, with the same girl. Yeah.

    If we were one-upping each other here you just won.

    Actually, I think it means I lose. Seeing as, you know, there was a girl who wanted to be my sex slave, who got naked in front of me at least half a dozen times, but then would never even return the damn favor after I was done.

    Oh I totally misinterpreted what was going on here.

    I mean, that's still pretty bad.

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