Dragon Age Thread - [Please post in new thread]

Dashui

Experience the epic sequel to the 2009 Game of the Year from the critically acclaimed makers of Dragon Age: Origins and Mass Effect 2. You are one of the few who escaped the destruction of your home. Now, forced to fight for survival in an ever-changing world, you must gather the deadliest of allies, amass fame and fortune, and seal your place in history. This is the story of how the world changed forever. The legend of your Rise to Power begins now.

Dragon Age 2 thrusts players into the role of Hawke, a penniless refugee who rises to power to become the single most important character in the world of Dragon Age. Known to be a survivor of the Blight and the Champion of Kirkwall, the legend around Hawke’s rise to power is shrouded in myth and rumor. Featuring an all-new story spanning 10 years, players will help tell that tale by making tough moral choices, gathering the deadliest of allies, amassing fame and fortune, and sealing their place in history. The way you play will write the story of how the world is changed forever.

Key Features:

* Embark upon an all-new adventure that takes place across an entire decade and shapes itself around every decision you make.
* Determine your rise to power from a destitute refugee to the revered champion of the land.
* Think like a general and fight like a Spartan with dynamic new combat mechanics that put you right in the heart of battle whether you are a mage, rogue, or warrior.
* Go deeper into the world of Dragon Age with an entirely new cinematic experience that grabs hold of you from the beginning and never lets go.
* Discover a whole realm rendered in stunning detail with updated graphics and a new visual style.





You are a Grey Warden, one of the last of a legendary order of guardians. With the return of mankind's ancient foe and the kingdom engulfed in civil war, you have been chosen by fate to unite the shattered lands and slay the archdemon once and for all.

Key Features:

* Immerse yourself in a shattered world on the brink of annihiliation
* Experience complex moral decisions that have game-changing consequences
* Sculpt your hero in your own image or fantasy
* Engage in bone-crushing, visceral combat against massive and terrifying creatures


News

02/22/2011 - The Dragon Age 2 demo is now available for download.

02/17/2011 - BioWare has announced that if the Dragon Age 2 demo is downloaded and played one million times before March 1st, then they will unlock two new in-game items for the entire community for use with the full game. More information can be found at the following link: http://dragonage.bioware.com/da2/demo/

02/11/2011 - Dragon Age 2 has gone gold!

02/09/2011 - A Mac version of the game has been announced, and will ship on the same disc as the PC version.

02/08/2011 - A new trailer, titled Champions, has been released. You can view it at the following link: http://dragonage.bioware.com/da2/gallery/

02/07/2011 - Anders, a companion first introduced in the Awakening expansion for Dragon Age: Origins, has been revealed as a companion in Dragon Age 2. You can find out more information at the following link: http://dragonage.bioware.com/da2/world/characters/anders/

02/02/2011 - A Dragon Age 2 PC, 360 and PS3 demo will be available February 22nd, 2011. All three classes will be available to play, from the prologue up to meeting Isabella in Kirkwall. Upon completion of the demo, you'll unlock a sword to use in the full game. More information can be found at the following link: http://dragonage.bioware.com/da2/demo

Older News

01/12/2011 - Dragon Age 2 is now available for pre-purchase on Steam.

01/12/2011 - New pre-order content has been revealed for all copies of the game available until March 8th. You'll gain access to the The Lion of Orlais Sheild, The Fadeshear Sword, a fighting Mabari War Hound, the Mirror of Transformation, and access to exclusive magic and crafting stores. You can view more details at the following link: http://dragonage.bioware.com/da2/info/order/

01/10/2011 - Gamespot has an exclusive developer diary regarding the story now up on their website. You can view it at the following link: http://www.gamespot.com/pc/rpg/unnameddragonageprojectworkingtitle/video/6286136

12/16/2010 - A combat walkthrough video has been released showing off PC game footage. You can view it at the following link: http://dragonage.bioware.com/da2/gallery/

12/09/2010 - The first part of a behind the scenes documentary has been released. You can view it at the following link: http://dragonage.bioware.com/da2/gallery/

10/26/2010 - A new trailer, Rise to Power, has been released. You can view it at the following link: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/rise-to-dragon-age-2/706695

10/14/2010 - The Dragon Age 2 Signature Edition has been announced. If you pre-order the game between now and January 11, 2011, your order will automatically be upgraded to the Signature Edition. It includes extra in-game weapons, a code for a new playable character, downloadable game soundtrack, and additional downloadable items. More information can be found at http://dragonage.bioware.com/da2/info/order/.

09/07/2010 - The final Dragon Age: Origins DLC, Witch Hunt, is now available for purchase. You can view more information at the following link: For more information, visit the following link: http://dragonage.bioware.com/dao/witch_hunt/.

08/17/2010 - The debut trailer for Dragon Age 2 has been released. You can view it at http://dragonage.bioware.com/.

07/08/2010 - Dragon Age 2 officially announced for the PC, PS3, and Xbox 360! A debut trailer will be released on August 17th, 2010.

07/06/2010 - Dragon Age: Origins - Leliana's Song addon is now available for purchase!

"Assume the role of Leliana, a young bard involved in a criminal ring that deals in political secrets. Accompanying her mentor Marjolaine on a high-risk mission, Leliana soon finds herself entangled in a game of intrigue that she cannot escape with just her beauty, charm, or stealth. The only way out of this game is to kill or be killed."

05/18/2010 - The Dragon Age: Origins - Darkspawn Chronicles addon is now available for purchase!

"You now fight as the Darkspawn! The city of Denerim, jewel of Ferelden, girds itself for war. As a hurlock vanguard, you alone hold the power to make thralls of your fellow darkspawn and drive them into the heat of battle. Heed the archdemon's call--Denerim must burn!"

03/16/2010 - Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening expansion pack is now available for purchase!

01/29/2010 - Dragon Age: Origins - Return to Ostagar addon is now available for purchase!

"Your memories of the battle of Ostagar will haunt you for years to come. It laid waste to your order and claimed the lives of many great men and women, including the brash young King Cailan and your mentor, Duncan.

Now, there are rumors that a fellow survivor of the battle has escaped from captivity and is seeking the Grey Wardens' help. The time has come for the Grey Wardens to make their return to Ostagar and exact their revenge upon the darkspawn."

11/03/2009 - Dragon Age: Origins is now available for purchase!

10/22/2009 - Dragon Age: Journeys is now available to play.

It's a 2D flash game, free to play in your browser, and set in the Dragon Age: Origins world. Playing the game will allow you to earn exclusives items for use in Dragon Age: Origins. http://www.dragonagejourneys.com/

10/13/2009 - BioWare's Social Network website is now live! http://social.bioware.com/

From here you'll be able to access friends, groups, uploaded character information, and more, as well as being able to download the Character Creator. You can make a character, save it for use with the full game, and even upload your character to the Social Network website.

You can also download the Character Editor directly from the following link: http://files.bioware.com/dragonage_cc_dl/DragonAgeOriginsCharacterCreator_en.exe

Dragon Age 2 Downloadable Content Information

The following information was obtained from the Dragon Age wikia site. More detailed information can be obtained there, at the following link: http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Downloadable_content_%28Dragon_Age_II%29

Add-ons

The Exiled Prince - A full companion character complete with his own quests. It's free with the Signature Edition of the game, or separate for 7 USD or 560 MS points.

The Black Emporium - This add-on includes a magic item store, a mabari warhound summon, a mirror allowing yourself to change Hawke's appearance, and a crafting store. It's available with all new copies of the game.

Promotional

Hindsight - A Penny Arcade-related item that can be obtained by signing up with the BioWare newsletter.

Staff of Parthalan - A mage sword-staff obtained by signing up with the BioWare newsletter.

Hayder's Razor - A blade that increases health, mana, and combat abilities, and is obtained by completing the Dragon Age 2 demo.

Ring of Whispers - A ring that improves the player's cunning and attack speed, as well as increasing the amount of money enemies drop. Codes are given away with a purchase of 15 USD or more from epicweapons.com.

The Far Cliffs of Kirkwall - A tome that grants money when read. The item is unlocked by playing the Dragon Age 2 demo.

Lothering's Lament - A tome that grants experience points when read. The item is unlocked by playing the Dragon Age 2 demo.

Exclusive

Amulet of Ashes - Available with a pre-order from Play.com and Best Buy. This amulet adds heavy fire resistance, fire damage, and health regeneration.

Fadeshear Sword - Available with every pre-order. This one-handed sword improves with each level-up and grants a damage bonus to undead creatures and demons.

The Irons - Available with an EA Store pre-order. This belt adds to all elemental resistances, health, and constitution.

Lion of Orlais Shield - Available with every pre-order. This shield adds to health and experience points gained.

Ser Isaac's Armor - A suit of armor unlocked with a code included in every new copy of Dead Space 2 until March 31st, 2012. Note: The code supplied with the PS3 version of Dead Space 2 will only work with the PS3 version of Dragon Age 2.

Air of Confidence - A ring obtained by playing Dragon Age Legends.

Dura's Blue Flame - An amulet obtained by playing Dragon Age Legends.

Evra's Might - A ring obtained by playing Dragon Age Legends.

Evra’s Trophy Belt - A belt obtained by playing Dragon Age Legends.

Ivo Family Crest - An amulet obtained by playing Dragon Age Legends.

Dragon Age: Origins - PC Mods

Many of the following links and descriptions are courtesy of Ranadiel!

Graphics and Atmosphere:

Improved Atmosphere -- adds more ambiance to the game world and a lot more, I highly recommend it. This mod changes a lot of things in regards to what characters wear and what they're doing in game, so you may want to read through before you install.

Dragon Age Redesigned -- Another major overhaul of the game in terms of graphics, all good in my opinion.

JB Textures -- Improves the look of the game, giving it a more high-res appearance.

Circles Be Gone -- Removes the targeting circles from the game. Makes it a hell of a lot easier to take screen shots and enjoy the view of the game.

Resized Shale -- Makes Shale a lot bigger than the original in-game model, as fitting for a gigantic stone golem. Makes some cut-scenes look silly due to un-adjusted camera angles, but still a good mod.

Shale Retextured HD -- Improves Shale's bodily textures to a high-res quality.

No Helmet Hack 1.6 - This mod makes helmets invisible "by placing helmets in the cloak slot. Each character maintains their own visibility setting. The helmets are visible on the inventory paperdoll for comparison and easy swapping."

Weapon Enchantment and Poison VFX Remover -- Removes the visual crust from weapon enchantments and poison coatings.

Weapon VFX Remover -- Removes the visual effects from Rune enchantments on weapons.

Personal Annoyance Remover -- Removes/reduces the visual effects from many of the sustained modes. Note that there is an option to download a version of Combat Tweaks with this file already installed

Character Generator:

More Hairstyles -- Adds more hairstyle options to the character generator.

Pineappletree's Vibrant Colors -- Adds more colors and tones options for the character generator.

Silent PC -- Gives you the option to select a "Silent" voice set at the character generator.

Items & Related:

Camp Chest - This adds an invaluable chest to the player camp for all the pack rats out there.

Leliana's True Sacred Ashes Armor - This mod gives you an armor for Leliana modeled after the one she wore in the Sacred Ashes CG trailer.

Gray Warden Runic Armor - This mod gives you a powerful set of armor, three shields, and several swords as a variant of the Warden armor.

Madd Gift Guide - This mod edits the item description for gifts with the name of the companion it is intended for.

Gift Guide - Awakening - This is a companion mod to Madd Gift Guide that adds support for The Stone Prisoner, Return to Ostagar and Awakening.

Gameplay & Combat:

Extra Dog Slot -- Makes Dog a permanent 5th member by allowing him to be summoned by the Warden. Keep in mind he counts as a Summon so if your Warden is a Ranger, you won't be able to have Dog and one of your summoned animals out at the same time.

Full Combatant Dog -- Improves Dog's base stats and gives him access to more abilities, making him more of a contributing party member. I was never able to get it to work exactly how it states in the description, but it works well enough for me.

Advanced Tactics -- Gives you a ton of new tactics options for setting up your AI. A must-have.

Custom Number of Tactics Slots -- Starts you out with 10 Tactics Slots and allows you to gain more per level-up depending on which exptable file you use.

Combat Tweaks -- Overhauls a lot of the spells, talents and formulas in the game. Most of the changes are well-balanced in my opinion and apply to all creatures, not just your party.

No Automatic Deactivation -- Stops the automatic deactivation of certain sustained abilities at the end of combat, such as Berserk and Blood Magic. Really useful.

Skip the Fade - Don't like the Fade mission, or just want to get through it quickly on a another playthrough? This mod teleports you directly to your companions instead of going through the entire section, as well as giving you all the attribute points, experience points, and codex entries you would have normally earned if you completed the Fade.

Lock Bash - This mod allows you to bash or force locked doors and chest opens, with a number of configuration options such as item breakage and stat requirements.

Special:

AddItem Script -- Adds a runscript additem command to the developer console. Very handy.

Console - Add Points -- Adds a runscript givepoints command to the developer console. Very handy and a great way to give spec points to characters who don't normally earn them(Shale, Dog) or ones that "forget" to start out with a spec(Sten).

Console - Respec -- Adds a runscript respec command to the developer console, allowing a quicker/lazier method of respecing your characters. Only works if you already have Character Respecialization installed.

The Winter Forge -- Adds a new crafting skill, "Enchantment" to game, to be used in conjunction with the new Winter Forge added to the campsite. A pretty in-depth system that allows you to create entirely new items or modify existing ones with custom stats, effects and abilities.

Awakening in the OC -- Adds the resources, specializations, spells, skills and talents of the Awakening campaign to the OC. Love it.

slinks s3 RAVAge -- Totally overhauls the game world, mostly in terms of combat encounters, weapons, armor and items. Definitely not for everyone, but good if you're seeking more variety in the game or a bigger challenge. Personally I love it.

Morrigan Restoration Patch Dialogue Fixpack -- Restores lines and scenes that were cut from the game before release. Fleshes her character out a lot more, making her seem less one-dimensional. Worth checking out if only just to see the missing scenes, such as ratting her out to the Templars at the Circle Tower, or the post-Flemeth encounter scene.

Ser Gilmore Party Member -- Brings back Ser Gilmore from the human noble origin and makes him a full-fledged, fully-voiced party member. The only thing that keeps this mod from being perfect is the fact that lacks is interactive party banter, and doesn't comment on interesting things seen by the party. Other than that it's a great mod worth checking out at least once.

Duchells Companions -- A set of face-morphs for the companions. You can pick and chose the ones you want to use. I use the Ser Gilmore V1 morph, since I can't stand gingers and it makes him look a lot more of a badass.

Dragon Age Rules Fixpack -- A set of tweaks and bug fixes, but most importantly a modified events manager file that allows it to take on more of a load without crashing the game. The tweaks and bug fix files are entirely module and don't have to be added, but the Core Files folder does need to be installed for anything to work, as it also includes the events manager files. Very useful.

Character Respecialization - "This addon allows the player to reset the base attributes, specialization points, spells, talents and skills of the hero character and any of the party members to the default values and returns the remaining points so they can be spent again. The addon takes into account every bonus point the characters receive during the game including CE and DLC items, tomes, bonus points from the Fade, etc."

Dialogue Tweaks - This mod "changes companion dialogues for consistency, bug fixing, and adds new minor options. All dialogue is voiced by original game voice actors; these are changes to scripting, text, and dialogue conditions to make use of or correct existing dialogue." The creator suggests using the following two mods in conjunction with Dialogue Tweaks:

Alistair Dialog Patch - This mod "fixes many endgame dialogue issues relating to Alistair and his status, as well as some other adjustments to Alistair's general dialogue and romance-related dialogue."

Endgame Dialogue Fixes - This mod makes "corrections to endgame dialogue issues relating to Alistair and his status, as well as optional endgame slideshow changes to expand on the original story."

Dragon Age 2 - Articles & Reviews

94/100 - PC Gamer UK - "The best RPG combat ever. Not gaming's best story, but maybe it's best storytelling. Darker, sexier, better."

Gamepro Video Preview (02/08/2011)

Gamespot Preview (02/08/2011)

Joystiq Preview (02/08/2011)

Gametrailers Video Preview (02/08/2011)

Gametrailers Gameplay Producer Video Interview (02/08/2011)

Gametrailers Lead Designer Video Interview (02/08/2011)

Giant Bomb Quick Look Road Show Video Preview (02/08/2011)

IGN System Comparison Preview (02/07/2011)

Ten Ton Hammer Preview (12/27/2010)

PC Gamer Preview (11/30/2010)

Video Gamer Preview (11/15/2010)

Joystiq Preview (11/03/2010)

Bit-Tech Preview (10/05/2010)

PC Gamer Preview (9/18/2010)

Eurogamer Preview (8/25/2010)

1up Preview (8/18/2010)

Five Facts About Hawke In Dragon Age 2


Dragon Age: Origins - Articles & Reviews

Witch Hunt the Penny Arcade Dragon Age comic

5/5 - Giant Bomb review - "However, as the sort of guy that has lovingly played an Infinity Engine game at least once every year for the past decade, I can think of no higher praise for this throwback than to say that Dragon Age: Origins leaves me feeling fairly confident I won't need to dig out the classics for this ritual next year."

9.5/10 - GameSpot video review - "If you're hungry for a fantastical original fantasy setting, an awesome story filled with memorable characters, and fun multi-layered questing, Dragon Age will fill you up. This is the RPG you've been waiting for, the one that's going to keep you up at night and invade your dreams."

94/100 - PC Gamer UK - "Roleplaying games now have a great deal to live up to."

9.2/10 - UK IGN PC - "Bioware’s achievements in all this are incredible. It cannot be stressed enough at the depth of the universe they have conjured. Every corner you look, there is a sense of age, of something old. Entire mythologies for multiple cultures have been brewed up, entire religions mapped out in their own belief systems, history that stretches back hundreds, if not thousands, of years. Cities look lived in, worn – majestic and squalid places that spill with times gone by and a sense of place. The castles look like they have been there for centuries, and truly, there is an uncertain sense that they have been. That Ferelden and its inhabitants were waiting patiently in the wings for all this time, waiting for their chance to shine. Well, like the Grey Wardens, their time has come. Let us unite then, and in the words of an old friend: We shall show those cursed Darkspawn our hearts – and then show them theirs."

92/100 - Absolute Games review - "It has everything that is sought by the most jaded fans of the genre..."

9.1/10 - Gametrailers video review

90/100 - Game Informer review - "Even more than Mass Effect, the nation of Ferelden feels like a fully realized setting with its own history, conflicts, and power groups."

8/10 - Eurogamer PC review - "In its desperation to infuse this setting with 'maturity' - be it of the sober, political kind, or the game's painfully clumsy gore and sex - BioWare has forgotten the key ingredient of any fantasy: the fantastical. Without it, you're still left with a competent, often compelling, impressively detailed and immense RPG, but it's one that casts no spell."

The People of Dragon Age: Origins – An Interview with Sten, Wynne and the Tower Guard


Dragon Age 2 - Screenshots

Dragon Age: Origins - Screenshots

Dragon Age 2 - PC System Requirements

Recommended:
CPU: Intel Core 2 Quad 2.4 GHz Processor or equivalent
CPU: AMD Phenom II X3 Triple core 2.8 GHz or equivalent
RAM: 2GB (4 GB Vista and Windows 7)
Video: ATI 3850 512 MB or greater
Video: NVIDIA 8800GTS 512 MB or greater
DirectX 11: ATI 5850 or greater
DirectX 11: NVIDIA 460 or greater


Minimum:
OS: Windows XP with SP3
OS: Windows Vista with SP2
OS: Windows 7
CPU: Intel Core 2 Duo (or equivalent) running at 1.8 GHz or greater
CPU: AMD Athlon 64 X2 (or equivalent) running at 1.8 GHz or greater
RAM: 1 GB (1.5 GB Vista and Windows 7)
Video: Radeon HD 2600 Pro 256 MB
Video: NVIDIA GeForce 7900 GS 256 MB cards
Disc Drive: DVD ROM drive required
Hard Drive: 7 GB
Sound: Direct X 9.0c Compatible Sound Card Windows Experience Index: 4.5

Dragon Age: Origins - PC System Requirements

Windows XP Minimum Specifications

* OS: Windows XP with SP3
* CPU: Intel Core 2 (or equivalent) single core running at 1.4Ghz or greater
* AMD X2 (or equivalent) running at 1.8Ghz or greater
* RAM: 1GB or more
* Video: ATI Radeon X850 128MB or greater
* NVIDIA GeForce 6600 GT 128MB or greater
* DVD ROM (Physical copy)
* 20 GB HD space

Windows Vista Minimum Specifications

* OS: Windows Vista with SP1
* CPU: Intel Core 2 (or equivalent) single core running at 1.6Ghz or greater
* AMD X2 (or equivalent) running at 2.2GHZ or greater
* RAM: 1.5 GB or more
* Video: ATI Radeon X1550 256MB or greater
* NVIDIA GeForce 7600 GT 256MB or greater
* DVD ROM (Physical copy)
* 20 GB HD space

Recommended Specifications

* CPU: Intel Core 2 Quad 2.4Ghz Processor or equivalent
* RAM: 4 GB (Vista) or 2 GB (XP)
* Video: ATI 3850 512 MB or greater
* NVIDIA 8800GTS 512 MB or greater
* DVD ROM (Physical copy)
* 20 GB HD space

Basil

How many boobs did the brood mother have, anyway.

I was too busy setting tentacles on fire to count.

Dragkonias

This thread was better when it was about Origins.

Pancake

The title image for Dragon Age 2 is really ugly. Transparency wasn't a good idea, apparently.

Dashui

Pancake wrote: »

The title image for Dragon Age 2 is really ugly. Transparency wasn't a good idea, apparently.

I couldn't find a good alternative at the time, but I think I found a new one now. I'll change it in a second.

finnith

*rabblerabble* against DLC *rabblerabble*

Derrick

I really wish saves were uploaded on your online profile and not just the characters you've played.

The computer I was playing on before blew up, so now I have to start Origins completely over... which wouldn't be too bad, but man. Playing a warrior just kind of blows. I wish I could pick up my lvl 15 rogue and go from there.

[edit] ah nevermind. I had the saves transferred and forgot about it.

Xtarath

Basil wrote: »

How many boobs did the brood mother have, anyway.

I was too busy setting tentacles on fire to count.

Broodmothers Weekly: Tentacle Edition

Oh god, now it's just like the Mass Effect thread.

Basil

I like to start a Bioware thread off on the right tentacle.

As opposed to the left tentacle, which is analogous to the stamen.

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Captain Carrot

I'm surprised there's no mod to give the Grey Warden a voice. I hate it when I can't hear the main character speak.

Pancake

GoodKingJayIII wrote: »

In other news, based on that talent leak a few pages back, it kinda seems like mages won't be doing anything in melee range of any sort. I am disappointed by that misleading trailer.

So um, getting away from broodmothers, the trailer wasn't exactly misleading. In melee range, mages will attack with their staff directly. Instead of standing there slowly shooting little balls while an enemy beats on them, mages will now hit stuff with their staffs. And the "sword staff" in that trailer is available as DLC if you sign up for the newsletter here: http://dragonage.bioware.com/da2/info/parthalan/

Dashui

Captain Carrot wrote: »

I'm surprised there's no mod to give the Grey Warden a voice. I hate it when I can't hear the main character speak.

That would require a ridiculous amount of work.

Captain Carrot

Isn't that true of many mods?

Pancake

Have you seen many Dragon Age mods that would involve that much work? The answer is no. Not like that.

Blackjack

Oghulk wrote: »

I'm vomiting all over this thread right now.

Look at what you do. You made me just vomit.

Well, someone was going to sooner or later.

ZarathustraEck

I was slightly iffy on the inability to change party armors in DA2, but considering my current play through of DAO... I can't wait.

This time, I opened Sten's cage and let him do what he will (just not with me), killed Zehvran like every other assassin I encountered, and didn't take any chances on abominations escaping the tower. See ya, Wynn! The result is only having to manage gear for Alistair, Leliana, and Morrigan. It rocks.. No saving armor for a later character, no checking through every piece of armor in the camp so I don't accidentally sell an upgrade...

I'm onboard the hype ship in terms of the new equipment management.

Blackjack

ZarathustraEck wrote: »

I didn't take any chances on abominations escaping the tower. See ya, Wynn!

You can do that and still get Wynne, you know.

Hoz

Dashui wrote: »

He looks like he's sexually aroused.

Pancake

The fuck kind of sexual arousal do you think that is?

What is wrong with you people? You're turning this into the next Mass Effect thread.

Hoz

He's honing in for penetration, pancake.

Pancake

Stop trying to turn this into the Mass Effect thread. Or should I start posting some Dragon Age erotic fanfiction?

I have some great ones for you all so you can masturbate "ironically."

deowolf

Quads?

Evangir

Pancake wrote: »

Stop trying to turn this into the Mass Effect thread. Or should I start posting some Dragon Age erotic fanfiction?

I have some great ones for you all so you can masturbate "ironically."

Well, this is a Bioware thread.

KarKar

Evangir wrote: »

Pancake wrote: »

Stop trying to turn this into the Mass Effect thread. Or should I start posting some Dragon Age erotic fanfiction?

I have some great ones for you all so you can masturbate "ironically."

Well, this is a Bioware thread.

Excellent point

CaptainNemo

Gentlemen, I am not buying this game because of optional ephebophiliac content.

Hoz

CaptainNemo wrote: »

Gentlemen, I am not buying this game because of optional ephebophiliac content.

I had to google that.

If that's a real thing then I'm partially afflicted.

Dox the PI

It's not illegal if she's hot

finnith

I still think this is an improvement over demands for incest.

Dragkonias

That's my number 2 complaint...free DLC being the number 1.

Grrr....

Pancake

Do I need to start grabbing excerpts from the classic short story Hot as a Dwarven Forge?

Foolish Chaos

Anyone read any of the Dragon Age books? Any good? My hype must be sated!

ZarathustraEck

Blackjack wrote: »

ZarathustraEck wrote: »

I didn't take any chances on abominations escaping the tower. See ya, Wynn!

You can do that and still get Wynne, you know.

Nope, my Mage didn't want to take a chance that the pushy schoolmarm was possessed (ironic) and wanted to see the tower burn. Taking her along wasn't an option for him.

Yes, I know you're saying I COULD still get Wynne... but no thanks.

finnith

The Calling is an interesting book as a primer of sorts on Awakening's storyline.

Pancake

Foolish Chaos wrote: »

Anyone read any of the Dragon Age books? Any good? My hype must be sated!

I read them. They're, well, not good, but enjoyable. I mean, they aren't exactly well-written, but they're written well enough that I found them entertaining. They're like D&D novels. The Calling is much better than The Stolen Throne, though, since Gaider had some more novel writing experience under his belt after having written the first novel.

finnith

Generally I find it hard to like a lot of video game fiction for some reason.

Dragkonias

Are there actually any good extended universe books to anything?

I mean I just read them for what they are.

CaptainNemo

Star Wars had a few, but the Law of Averages works for anything.

Monger

Quads, incest, general perversion, and the Star Wars expanded universe.

Well, this thread is off to a wonderful start.

CaptainNemo

Hey now.

The Darth Bane Trilogy was aces, so was Shatterpoint and the RotS novelization.

Spoit

CaptainNemo wrote: »

Hey now.

The Darth Bane Trilogy was aces, so was Shatterpoint and the RotS novelization.

It's too bad that the awesomeness of the darth bane series didn't transfer quite as well to the ME books