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Candidate B. Child's Play Project Manager.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, are you cuter than Candidate A?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Candidate B. I am an eight year old boy with cystic fybrosis. I live in a small rural town in Georgia. My family does not come from good means, so we make do with what we get. Blue-Cross/Blue-Shield has recently denied partial coverage causing my hospital stay to become increasingly burdensome on my family.

    How are you going to brighten my day?

    Obama death panels.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Langly wrote: »
    Candidate B, meet Number 1

    Candidate B, is Cilla still sexy even after all these years?

    Solar on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    A train leaves Chicago heading east at 8:00 AM, traveling at 60 miles per hour. Another train leaves New York heading west at 9:00 PM, traveling at 75 miles per hour. Assuming the distance between the two is 800 miles, who would win in a fight, Superman or Batman?

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Liiya wants to know what you plans are for expanding to countrys outside of the United States.

    Specifically Europe plans! But more if you have them!

    Specifically how you might get more UK and European hospitals involved? Do you feel it would be better to get a strong following in the US first and then expand to Europe, or do you feel it would be better to try CP in various hospitals to test the water?

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, is Khoo also making you work a grill while responding to this?

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I question Candidate B's commitment to getting this job.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Tossrock wrote: »
    A train leaves Chicago heading east at 8:00 AM, traveling at 60 miles per hour. Another train leaves New York heading west at 9:00 PM, traveling at 75 miles per hour. Assuming the distance between the two is 800 miles, who would win in a fight, Superman or Batman?

    Does the train have a preparation room/facility/caboose?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, I am a dying teenager with a few short months to live. I have not made many friends due to the confinements and entrapments of a debilitating disease. The only life I know is plastic tubes and metal syringes.

    How are you going to make me feel like a human being today?

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Liiya wants to know what you plans are for expanding to countrys outside of the United States.

    Specifically Europe plans! But more if you have them!

    Specifically how you might get more UK and European hospitals involved? Do you feel it would be better to get a strong following in the US first and then expand to Europe, or do you feel it would be better to try CP in various hospitals to test the water?

    More specifically, how will you expand into Poland and subjugate their population?

    edit: Further, how will you stop me from posting ToTP?

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  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    iamthepieman wrote: »
    Do you plan on expanding the donor-base of CP to areas outside of the current game and pop-culture communities or do you think that your efforts would be better spent on saturating the current CP donor demographic?

    I would honestly like to see this one answered

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, which character do you like best on the PA The Series show?

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, does it bug you that you aren't Candidate A?
    Are you sad that the stupid joke questions in your thread won't be as fresh as Candidate A's?

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Langly wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    A train leaves Chicago heading east at 8:00 AM, traveling at 60 miles per hour. Another train leaves New York heading west at 9:00 PM, traveling at 75 miles per hour. Assuming the distance between the two is 800 miles, who would win in a fight, Superman or Batman?

    Does the train have a preparation room/facility/caboose?

    How much time does either have to prepare?

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, how do you assure that children won't delibrately put themselves in the hospital just so they can play with all the neat Child's Play swag?

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Langly wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    A train leaves Chicago heading east at 8:00 AM, traveling at 60 miles per hour. Another train leaves New York heading west at 9:00 PM, traveling at 75 miles per hour. Assuming the distance between the two is 800 miles, who would win in a fight, Superman or Batman?

    Does the train have a preparation room/facility/caboose?

    "Look I am sick of this Batman can beat Superman shit. Superman just sits in orbit and obliterates him with his heat vision"

    Candidate B do you agree or disagree with this statement?

    Solar on
  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, what is best in life?

    Also, Vienna?

    Also also, joke option?

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    What does CP usually stand for, and how can CP improve it's brand awareness to not be confused with CP????

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B,

    Us gamers, am I right?

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  • jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Liiya wants to know what you plans are for expanding to countrys outside of the United States.

    Specifically Europe plans! But more if you have them!

    Specifically how you might get more UK and European hospitals involved? Do you feel it would be better to get a strong following in the US first and then expand to Europe, or do you feel it would be better to try CP in various hospitals to test the water?

    could you please quote this tree if you have an answer?

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, why don't you ever return my calls? :(

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, tell us about the chicken

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, may I refer to you as "the second suiter"? Suiter #2 sounds like a bathroom code.

    LTM on
  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Are you there, Candidate B? It's me, Margaret.

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  • EidolonOrpheusEidolonOrpheus NoatunRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, are you prepared to die for Khoo?

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B,

    How do you solve a problem like Maria?

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, who waaaaants to liiiiive fooooever...

    who waaaaaants to liiiiiive fooooorever...

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, how well do you think Candidate A did?

    Also, what's your middle name?

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  • CP_Candidate_BCP_Candidate_B Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Zoel wrote: »
    Hello.
    I have some questions for you.

    1. What is the CFC, and why doesn't Child's Play participate in it?

    I have no idea - but once I figure that out I would love to give you an answer.

    2. How would you estimate the number of potential donors that Child's Play has?

    I would say for every donation we get there are at least 10 people that haven't donated from either lack of knowledge or because they haven't decided it is worth it. 98% of those under 18 play games every week so we are looking at a larger potential pool every year.

    3. What is the Wu-Tang secret?

    if I knew that i would not be driving a 1995 volvo


    4. If you had to choose a fighting game to run a tournament for a large Child's play event, what fighting game would you choose, and why?

    Soul Caliber 3, because it is my favorite game and it relatively easy to button mash for those who don't play.

    5. You've been given a project to coordinate Child's Play with Nursing Homes that specialize in helpless children and adults between the ages of 12 and 50. What is your first step?

    Call the homes and ask what the desires and abilities of the group are and also to find the other groups that support those homes in an effort to find a partner to maintain after the initial donation

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  • PaPaPaPa Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Do you dress to the left or to the right?

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  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, are you capable of typing?

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, are you actually a bee?

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    candidate B,

    why is my butt really itchy? it is quite distressing

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B,

    do you want some doritos? I thought I could finish the bag but I guess I'm not that hungry

    also what strategies would you put in place to make Child's Play truly international, rather than focusing on America or Europe

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, Candadite B, will you please go out with me?

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  • AvrahamAvraham Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, have you ever been banned from an online forum?

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Alright now Candidate C wh-

    oh wait

    I mean

    hm

    this is just awkward now

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Bogey wrote: »
    Candidate B,

    How do you solve a problem like Maria?

    Aw c'mon Bogey, everybody knows that! With a reality show hosted by Graham Norton, obviously.

    You wasted a question!

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B,

    Do you want to do the time warp again?

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