ITT Furries in my goddamned house.

Cogliostro

So I had some friends over last night. We played some Star Wars Trivial Pursuit DVD edition then busted out the magic cards. All the while one of the guys (who I didn't know that well, but seemed cool enough) has been starring at this ceramic cat (handed down to me after my grandmother died. It was sculpted after her favorite cat) that sits on top of my DVD shelf. He's going on about "meow meow's" and such after the first M:TG game and I'm like "WTF"?

The dude is a goddamned furry. I asked him what was up and he says that the ceramic cat is hot. I asked point blank "Are you a furry?" And he's all "Yep. I love cats."

What the fuck. There is a furry in my goddamned house.

What should I do the next time he comes over?

Garlic Bread

give him a catpenis dildo

Seph

dress in a cat soot

potatoe

do you have a fur coat?
and booze?
and a friend that likes to drink a lot?


this basically writes itself

b0bd0d

toast

Lemming

You should greet him while wearing orca stacks and sucking on a pacifier with dog ears and a tail

Bbaj

Is the cat hot?

Nucsh

Don't have him back over?

Marathon

Why should he get a second chance to get into your home. Let him in again and I promise you will find him raping that poor statue.

Stover

Nuke your house from orbit.

Meissnerd

Yeah man. Forget about the furry. You've got a hot ceramic cat :winky:

Cogliostro

Nucsh wrote:

Don't have him back over?

But then how can I mock him unmercifully?

Seph

Lemming wrote:

You should greet him while wearing orca stacks and sucking on a pacifier with dog ears and a tail

cat ears fool there is no dog ears fetish

Seattle Thread

Stover wrote:

Nuke your house from orbit.

it's the only way to be sure

Black Ice

not to be a dick and all

but with the aforementioned kinds of activities were you expecting there to not be a furry at this gathering

Lemming

Seph wrote:

Lemming wrote:

You should greet him while wearing orca stacks and sucking on a pacifier with dog ears and a tail

cat ears fool there is no dog ears fetish

Maybe he finds interspecies even hotter

Actually, we already know he does

...

Pata

First.

Tell him to sign up here, and say that SE is a cool place for people like him.

Then, once we have torn him apart and shattered his spirit put him down.

Marathon

Black Ice wrote:

not to be a dick and all

but with the aforementioned kinds of activities were you expecting there to not be a furry at this gathering

I was not aware that Star Wars and M:TG drew in furries like a magnet.

Nucsh

Cogliostro wrote:

Nucsh wrote:

Don't have him back over?

But then how can I mock him unmercifully?

It's Alaska

You're bound to see him again

Garlic Bread

Black Ice wrote:

not to be a dick and all

but with the aforementioned kinds of activities were you expecting there to not be a furry at this gathering

seriously

although i shouldn't really talk

i played "Disney Song Trivia" last night

Seph

Pata Hikari wrote:

First.

Tell him to sign up here, and say that SE is a cool place for people like him.

Then, once we have torn him apart and shattered his spirit put him down.

What if Talon finds him though

Meissnerd

Hang on. Let's be fair. It's not like they were yu gi oh cards. These ones have mana. And tapping.

Pata

Seph wrote:

Pata Hikari wrote:

First.

Tell him to sign up here, and say that SE is a cool place for people like him.

Then, once we have torn him apart and shattered his spirit put him down.

What if Talon finds him though

Obviously Talon needs to be Tempbanned.

Cogliostro

Okay dude, lose the invader zim thing or I'll have Sheri fuck your shit up.


Second: I like the cut of your jib. I'll tell him about SE next time I see him.

He's a sarcastic motherfucker and extremely socially inept. In other words, your typical Magic nerd.

Arcibi

Black Ice wrote:

not to be a dick and all

but with the aforementioned kinds of activities were you expecting there to not be a furry at this gathering

In his defense some furries are incredibly good at blending in with regular nerds until they simply cannot help themselves anymore and do something to reveal their true nature

For example, when it gets cold around here you can tell who the furries are because they all have cat ears sewn onto their sock hats (and they are usually dudes)

Newtron

You should beat him with the ceramic cat so thoroughly that he becomes afraid of anything cat related.

edit:Course once it shatters, you can stab him with fragments that were once its face.

Cogliostro

Whoah, too much.

But you're thinkin. I like that.

Meissnerd

You should watch Cats with him.

And then read the Cat in the Hat.

And then play a Catstring violin.

And then watch Samurai Pizza Cats.

Muggins

Sloppy Furry Thread 3: Back With a Vengence.

Seph

why dont you just fuck him up the ass isn't that really what we all want to say

i said it for everybody

Wikipedia

Nucsh wrote:

Cogliostro wrote:

Nucsh wrote:

Don't have him back over?

But then how can I mock him unmercifully?

It's Alaska

You're bound to see him again

What about the wendigo?

Orikaeshigitae

hey you should fuck him up the--

oh

never mind

Fiz

Keith wrote:

Black Ice wrote:

not to be a dick and all

but with the aforementioned kinds of activities were you expecting there to not be a furry at this gathering

seriously

although i shouldn't really talk

i played "Disney Song Trivia" last night

Did you win?

I think Talon is ignoring me. Apparently I am too messed up for HIM.

Newtron

yeah, just have sex with him and get it over with.

then post pics.

Seph

Meissnerd wrote:

You should watch Cats with him.

And then read the Cat in the Hat.

And then play a Catstring violin.

And then watch Samurai Pizza Cats.

Sit right back, kick up your feet and turn the sound up high!
and if you want the full effect go eat a pizza pie!

Cogliostro

I vote for pics during.


Who votes for a thread rename: Sloppy Furries 3: Fur Harder

Fiz

On a scale of 1-10, how good is his body?

Wikipedia

Cogliostro wrote:

I vote for pics during.


Who votes for a thread rename: Sloppy Furries 3: Fur Harder

No because then people will blindly post pictures.

Cogliostro

The furry, Fiz? He's pretty dang hot, actually. I mean, not totally hideous.


Plus he's got a huge package.

Meissnerd

Cogliostro wrote:

The furry, Fiz? He's pretty dang hot, actually. I mean, not totally hideous.


Plus he's got a huge package.

So why would you pretend to be horrified by him

Nucsh

Meissnerd wrote:

Cogliostro wrote:

The furry, Fiz? He's pretty dang hot, actually. I mean, not totally hideous.


Plus he's got a huge package.

So why would you pretend to be horrified by him

Because whatever he fucks, he will fuck while meowing.