What the fuck. There is a furry in my goddamned house.
What should I do the next time he comes over?
Buy a shotgun and some ammo. Set up an elaborate trap so that when he goes to steal the ceramic cat and have his way with it, it blows his fucking hand off. Or a spring loaded knife or novelty punching glove, aimed at where his nuts should be when he attempts to take the cat.
Or, ya know, slowly alienate him from your group of friends so that you don't have to hang out with him anymore. Whatever works for you.
For example, when it gets cold around here you can tell who the furries are because they all have cat ears sewn onto their sock hats (and they are usually dudes)
there is this short dude who wears a trench coat and has one of those middle-school mustaches (very very thin and gross) and he wears a hat like that
i see him almost every day on my way back from class
makes me go
For example, when it gets cold around here you can tell who the furries are because they all have cat ears sewn onto their sock hats (and they are usually dudes)
there is this short dude who wears a trench coat and has one of those middle-school mustaches (very very thin and gross) and he wears a hat like that
i see him almost every day on my way back from class
makes me go
There is a dude in my school.
Constantly wearing cat ears, and a belt that has a fox tale hanging off the back end.
B.C. on
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i am wearing three shirts and my winter boots because it is so cold in this appartment...there has to be something wrong with the heat in here
there is frost forming on the inside of the sliding door
this chicken noodle soup is warming me up, but it is kind of gross
potatoe on
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I mean with Talon, he's cute and stuff. But I don't have him in my house. He's not fawning over my dead grandmother's ceramic cat.
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Buy a shotgun and some ammo. Set up an elaborate trap so that when he goes to steal the ceramic cat and have his way with it, it blows his fucking hand off. Or a spring loaded knife or novelty punching glove, aimed at where his nuts should be when he attempts to take the cat.
Or, ya know, slowly alienate him from your group of friends so that you don't have to hang out with him anymore. Whatever works for you.
aren't you like
gay
you're not allowed to discriminate, mister
He blatantly admitted last night that he isn't turned off by a guy in bed with him, so I think he probably is a little homo.
Goddamned homos in my hou... oh wait.
Shit.
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ya once ur gay thats it
you pretty much are on the same level as dudes that fuck horses or put snakes in their peen
There's, like, some sort of law that says hot guys have to be gay.
I thought furries were just people who liked drawings of anthropomorphic fox people
i see him almost every day on my way back from class
makes me go
Those are the sane ones.
i'm thinking a good 80% are
but not when you are a creepy looking dude to begin with
which you're not
There is a dude in my school.
Constantly wearing cat ears, and a belt that has a fox tale hanging off the back end.
that's about right, I'd wager
good lord I hope I'm exempt from furrydom
I swear I don;t want to fuck animals
"to match my current fling in her attempts to look adorable"
saves you
plus I had a few girls hold it while I walked around the halls because "omg it's so adorable"
I later boned one of them
hopefully still exempt
this may be the deciding factor
Those are the rules
it went in the trash 3 minutes after I got home
I was nude while boning, ironically
also: Fiz, can I lick your ween
Except the five guys he said it was okay for me to fuck in exchange for him cheating on me all the time.
there is frost forming on the inside of the sliding door
this chicken noodle soup is warming me up, but it is kind of gross
I am now crying uncontrollably
[spoiler:e1517c6988]Please?[/spoiler:e1517c6988]
I apologise on Fizban's behalf
he's upset
he doesn't mean it
When I was a preteen I had a crush on Ninjara from the ninja turtles.
But mostly because I wanted to be like Raphael.
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no, damnit, I threw it away
I bone in the nude and like 3 times in socks
lol pic
:O
that was a mean trick rane
Haha, awesome.
it is my lot in life