I should probably update my avatar to something yordle related.
You'll receive no argument from me.
In all fairness one of my favorite cards of all time is Korlash. Not exactly the best card either.
you kiddin me? my friend had a pretty good mono black korlash control deck once shadowmoor reprinted corrupt. four of those and four tendrils of corruption with extra korlashes searching up more swamps for giiiiant lifesteal was awesome. wish i remembered more cards in the deck...
now i wanna do monoblack lifesteal myself... I wonder if that'll work in standard now
also bagel if you are right about percent going after flat I'd better rethink my brutalized ghostblade stacking arpen build I have been soon on jarvan...
Jarvan's skill does armor reduction. Armor reducing is prioritized thus:
So stacking flat armor penetration in combination with jarvan's reduction skill is actually effective, since the percentage based reduction will hit first on the high armor before applying the flat penetration. For example it works the same way with urgots skill based armor reduction.
I've never felt safer with a character than I do with Lux.
I can make it so the enemy never gets near me.
i felt that way until a tryndamere cleansed my snare and two-shot me at level one
Hahahahahahahahaha. Hahahahah. Hah. I remember arguing with someone who thought that Tryndamere was weak early game. He is never weak, simply easier to kill / less horrifying.
I've never felt safer with a character than I do with Lux.
I can make it so the enemy never gets near me.
i felt that way until a tryndamere cleansed my snare and two-shot me at level one
Hahahahahahahahaha. Hahahahah. Hah. I remember arguing with someone who thought that Tryndamere was weak early game. He is never weak, simply easier to kill / less horrifying.
also! I bought the commando jarvan pack when it was glitched and called the dragon slayer pack. they fixed it in the store, and now it says I haven't purchased the commando pack in the store and it refunded me all my RP
Ugh fucking solo queue, pantheon on my team keeps going AFK we basically get raped for 45 minutes, then I sneak in a baron as udyr and our TF gets a couple triple kills. Then they 5 man push, all our towers except one nexus is down and TF is off farming on our base, never comes to the fight then just runs away. I just got trolled.
I think Tryndamere might be considered not amazing because you can counter his ultimate with 2 exhausts and kill him with a well placed ignite after, or just try and kite him while he is raging. Still if your name is Constrictor you can probably just waltz around and triple kill the enemy team at level 7.
4 losses in a row due to team mates afk/quitting. ELO hell doesnt exist btw.
It is impossible to go up in ELO unless you are like 500+ elo off. The team mates are just too bad, trolls and feeders every single game.
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SaldonasSee you space cowboy...Registered Userregular
edited March 2011
Their lenient shitty ass matchmaking system is what's broken. Even with their Leaver Buster it hasn't helped enough. The sad truth is that Riot is overwhelmed and can't properly handle support on complaints.
Not many people actually leave, most afk for 5-30 minutes or just disconect repeatedly. I don't give a fuck if the donkey kicked over the router and you couldn't get your $2 back for the hour, your internet fucking sucks and you shouldnt be playing LoL ranked.
You know why I'm proud? Because I have never ever played the tree dude before. I ask if somebody wants something and the guy says he wants malph, I get him, but the guy doesn't have Morgana for me...so he picks me Maokai, whom I have never played, don't own etc. So I thought I'm being trolled and put the whole team on ignore(removed them after the game). The opposition has a jungler we don't, all in all, everything looks terrible. Top lane starts with a double death. Bot is me & annie vs akali & yi. We hit lvl 6 before them, jump in and kill them both. Then MF gets fed as I start roaming and leave annie solo bot, then baron, then nexus.
LoL: Because there are always worse players than the ones on your team. Also, even if you put everybody on ignore, they still listen to you;o)
What are some items/runes people have been having success on Jarvan with? I've had to live vicariously through Guardsman Bob all day.
Edit: Lol, looks like Bryden7 got banned (temp) for trolling.
I often jungle, but even when I don't I typically start with cloth armor + health pots
I get wriggles first if I'm jungling, wriggles first if I'm laning with a focus on DPS or heart of gold first if I'm laning with a focus on tanking
if I'm tanky (preferred) I typically hope to have 2 heart of golds, merc treads, and banshees veil around mid game. After that I try to get a Warmogs if reasonable. I build into late game off of that depending on their team comp IE: eventually build into randuins omen, maybe get force of nature, mallet, maybe atma's, w/e
tanky jarvan owns
edit: I use talith-ezreal runes, armor pen marks, armor seals, mr glyphs, and armor pen quints
Whenever Roku's stream is live anymore it's always someone other than Roku playing : (
Roku and TreeEskimo almost don't stream anymore;o(
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Liquid GhostDO YOU HEAR THE VOICES, TOO?!Registered Userregular
edited March 2011
I'm playing a bot game right now in order to test the effects of Tristana's passive on her E once you've stacked Tiamats. I almost die trying to kill top lane by rocket jumping over a wall onto their heads and Shen Ults in to save me. He's at, like, 10% health, so he does the sensible thing and dashes away, then tries to blue pill back to base in the middle of millions of hostile creeps. The little purple gremlins slit him from crotch to throat and ate every last one of his seven dicks.
Man fuck this game, I am done for the gay. 5 or so losses in a row, I can't get good team mates. I get fucking feeders and trolls every single game.
Unfortunate typo, but I think it makes the sentence better. I think I'm going to just start slipping "gay" into my posts and in-game chat now. It's the gay of the future.
edit: gosh darnit fizban how dare you edit your post to normalcy
Man fuck this game, I am done for the gay. 5 or so losses in a row, I can't get good team mates. I get fucking feeders and trolls every single game.
Unfortunate typo, but I think it makes the sentence better. I think I'm going to just start slipping "gay" into my posts and in-game chat now. It's the gay of the future.
edit: gosh darnit fizban how dare you edit your post to normalcy
Must have edited that right as you quoted it, that or you edited your quote.
Anyways, I really don't see myself getting out of ELO hell. I carry so fucking hard but every other lane feeds so it doesn't matter.
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Jarvan's skill does armor reduction. Armor reducing is prioritized thus:
Percentage armor reduction
Flat armor reduction
Flat armor penetration
Percentage armor penetration
So stacking flat armor penetration in combination with jarvan's reduction skill is actually effective, since the percentage based reduction will hit first on the high armor before applying the flat penetration. For example it works the same way with urgots skill based armor reduction.
flat armor reduction
flat armor penetration
% armor penetration
say if you have a starks, a brutalizer, and a last whisper and they have 100 armor
starks -20, 80
brutalizer - 15, 65
last whisper -40%, 39 armor
EDIT: GOD DAMN IM GETTIN BEATEN ALL OVER THE PLACE. also I forgot percentage armor reduction
almost choked to death just now
I should know it is dangerous to eat while reading undie's posts
Pro team bringing home the win.
I can make it so the enemy never gets near me.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
i felt that way until a tryndamere cleansed my snare and two-shot me at level one
...cause I think I heard someone say Demacia
I hope you paid him back with a rainbow enema later.
Destiny! : Warlock - Titan - Hunter
Uber, last whisper's armor pen effect is applied to Xin's Ult. Which is why it's in his recommended items list.
No, I think they actually said...
DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Tiamat ain't half bad with Jarvan, considering how much he loves diving into the middle of things and attacking as many targets as he can.
God I wanna do Tiaplank with the newly buffed Tiamat.
Also- I love Jarvan's dragon knight skin. Obvious Monster Hunter inspiration there.
I have health quints and I start with a doran's ring.
8-)
But no seriously, that's pretty funny. I remember when I almost killed Cho at level one with two crits and he barely escaped to his turret.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
Hahahahahahahahaha. Hahahahah. Hah. I remember arguing with someone who thought that Tryndamere was weak early game. He is never weak, simply easier to kill / less horrifying.
I had a doran's ring and one health quint (two movespeed quints) that game
Easier to kill? You mean killable right?
mwaha
I am disappointed that Galio was not rocking the commando shades as well.
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I think Tryndamere might be considered not amazing because you can counter his ultimate with 2 exhausts and kill him with a well placed ignite after, or just try and kite him while he is raging. Still if your name is Constrictor you can probably just waltz around and triple kill the enemy team at level 7.
"I don't need smite"
executed!
It is impossible to go up in ELO unless you are like 500+ elo off. The team mates are just too bad, trolls and feeders every single game.
God I hope co-op is turned on soon.
Switch: SW-1493-0062-4053
Edit: Lol, looks like Bryden7 got banned (temp) for trolling.
Switch: SW-1493-0062-4053
If the other team doesn't have a duo, that means all your teammates are going to be lower Elo to compensate, and there's a good chance they will feed
You know why I'm proud? Because I have never ever played the tree dude before. I ask if somebody wants something and the guy says he wants malph, I get him, but the guy doesn't have Morgana for me...so he picks me Maokai, whom I have never played, don't own etc. So I thought I'm being trolled and put the whole team on ignore(removed them after the game). The opposition has a jungler we don't, all in all, everything looks terrible. Top lane starts with a double death. Bot is me & annie vs akali & yi. We hit lvl 6 before them, jump in and kill them both. Then MF gets fed as I start roaming and leave annie solo bot, then baron, then nexus.
LoL: Because there are always worse players than the ones on your team. Also, even if you put everybody on ignore, they still listen to you;o)
I often jungle, but even when I don't I typically start with cloth armor + health pots
I get wriggles first if I'm jungling, wriggles first if I'm laning with a focus on DPS or heart of gold first if I'm laning with a focus on tanking
if I'm tanky (preferred) I typically hope to have 2 heart of golds, merc treads, and banshees veil around mid game. After that I try to get a Warmogs if reasonable. I build into late game off of that depending on their team comp IE: eventually build into randuins omen, maybe get force of nature, mallet, maybe atma's, w/e
tanky jarvan owns
edit: I use talith-ezreal runes, armor pen marks, armor seals, mr glyphs, and armor pen quints
Where'd you see him get banned?
Roku and TreeEskimo almost don't stream anymore;o(
Unfortunate typo, but I think it makes the sentence better. I think I'm going to just start slipping "gay" into my posts and in-game chat now. It's the gay of the future.
edit: gosh darnit fizban how dare you edit your post to normalcy
Must have edited that right as you quoted it, that or you edited your quote.
Anyways, I really don't see myself getting out of ELO hell. I carry so fucking hard but every other lane feeds so it doesn't matter.