VILLAIN BOWL I: DOOM VS. LOKI

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  • InxInx Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Loki.

    He'd tell Doom that the world is a comic book, and then Doom is all "Wtf?", Loki'd take him out.

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  • robocop is bleedingrobocop is bleeding Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Loki.

    For some reason, Doom did not set this one up to equalize the fighters' strengths. WHAT SINISTER PLOT COULD BE UNFOLDING AS I TYPE??!!!1Ignignokt!!

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus premium Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    DOOM doom doom doom, DOOM doom doom doom, DOOM doom doom doom DOOM doom doom doom....

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  • Psychotic OnePsychotic One The Lord of No Pants Parts UnknownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    THERE IS NO VOTE OTHER THAN FOR DOOM!

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  • RaptoriaRaptoria Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Loki!

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  • Conditional_AxeConditional_Axe Registered User
    edited February 2007
    L.O.K.I.
    Doom ain't got no place to hide
    It's Loki!
    Loki!
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKI!

    Hook em', Horns!

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  • WerewulfyWerewulfy Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Doom is insulted by the lack of doom votes.

    Doom

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  • RonnieWooWoo!RonnieWooWoo! Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Doom's outclassed. There's nothing Doom can do that Loki can't do better. Except, maybe get thoroughly and completely wrecked by Mr. fucking Fantastic on what seems like a monthy basis.

    Loki gets the W.

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  • Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Doom.

    Loki may be a god, but Doom SHOULD be a god.

    Doom fears nothing for a god damn reason.

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  • LRGLRG Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I can see Vic taking a God.

    I mean, a trickster God. Doom knows what he's about, prolly got magics Loki can't even fuck wit.

    DOOM.

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Loki!

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Doom will win for sure. The 3 hour time limit is harsh for both these plotters, but it will really just ruin Loki completely.

    Doom can handle a full-frontal assault, yet that is so not Loki's style at all.

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  • NondocNondoc Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Doom. Loki loses all the time. He is no where near as invincible as people think. (Also not a god)

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  • MajidahMajidah Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Doom switches conciousnesses with a baby named Kal-El. Krypton explodes. Check mate Loki, check mate.

    With his new super-yellow sun woogity woo Doom goes on to finally defeat RICHAAAAAARDDDS!!!

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Majidah wrote:
    Doom switches conciousnesses with a baby named Kal-El. Krypton explodes. Check mate Loki, check mate.

    With his new super-yellow sun woogity woo Doom goes on to finally defeat RICHAAAAAARDDDS!!!

    Reed will not only discover Kryptonite, but fashion it into a suit and cape that he manages to put on Superdoom, but has made it harmless enough so he's simply LESS powerful, not killed.

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  • CrayonCrayon Sleeps in the wrong bed. TejasRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Nondoc wrote:
    Doom. Loki loses all the time. He is no where near as invincible as people think. (Also not a god)

    He's better than a god, he doesn't require people to believe in him!

    His name is the Trickster God, I don't think people are referencing the fact that he is an actual god, but that is his namesake.

    I said it before and I'll say it again: Loki wins. It's just that simple.

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  • RingoRingo HE KEEPS REPEATING THE LINE I'M GONNA CRY BLEASE LET HIM LIVE YOU MADE ME WATCH SO MUCH KISSING IN THIS FILM LET INIGO LIVERegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Doom stole the Beyonder's powers.

    Doom stole the Surfer's powers.

    Doom steals Loki's powers, and then uses them to make phantom versions of Thor and Odin that rape Loki until he dies.


    DR. DOOM

    (Doctors play god all the time guys)

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  • Diablo FettDiablo Fett Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ringo wrote:
    Doom stole the Beyonder's powers.

    Doom stole the Surfer's powers.

    Doom steals Loki's powers, and then uses them to make phantom versions of Thor and Odin that rape Loki until he dies.


    DR. DOOM

    (Doctors play god all the time guys)
    *ULTIMATE ALLIANCE SPOILER*

    [spoiler:c680682119]In Ultimate Alliance, Doom steals Odin's powers. That spells instant death for Loki (who is constantly keeping his powers intact for fear of angering his adopted pop).[/spoiler:c680682119]

    Doom wins.

    EDIT: Should probably spoiler that.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hm... I don't think I've voted yet.

    Gotta go with Doom.

    Loki is a big schemer, Doom is too, but Doom can fight too.

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  • NartwakNartwak Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Crayon wrote:
    His name is the Trickster God
    I thought that was more of a honorary title.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    yeah Loki is actually an Ice Giant, or something like that.

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  • TehChowdTehChowd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Doom:
    Here's how I see things going down. Right of the bat, Loki capitalizes on Krypton's impending destruction and his own mind control/illusion powers to send pretty much everyone on the planet into a murderous blood frenzy against Doom. Doom is pretty much like, "Fuck, this is nuts, there are fucking lasers everywhere." Doom's body is quickly destroyed, but not before he can mind-body jump to safety. Now, a few different things could happen next. Maybe Loki figures out what happened, and starts killing Kryptonians as fast he can, in the hopes of killing Doom/flushing him out. Maybe Loki doesn't know about Doom's mind/body shifting powers, as it's technically a psionic ability and not magic, so it's entirely possible that Loki could be clueless about it. Regardless, Doom will basically be racing against the clock to find the phantom zone gun (or any other Kryptonian tech that will kill/ring out Loki), and my money is on him finding it and getting a clean shot at Loki in under three hours (especially since his original body will be destroyed in the first 15 mins or so. Doom may even let this happen, as it increases his chances of success vaslty to go incognito in this fight). Loki will not be hard to find. He's either going to be killing everyone in sight, or chilling with some Kyrptonian Hotties, maybe a general or two, enjoying some fine Kryptonian wine and tail before the planet blows. A clean shot with the phantom zone gun will be easy, and will (briefly) ring-out Loki for the Doom win.

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  • ZeroCowZeroCow Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    DOOM!

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Loki for exactly the same reasons why he beat Despero.

    Only this time, he's actually also more powerful than his opponent.

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  • CyberJackalCyberJackal Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Doom.

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  • Peeps ChickenPeeps Chicken Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dooom.

    Edit: Just realized I didn't add enough o's in there to pull off the "Dooooooom" thing, which leaves that looking just plain misspelled.

    So to clarify: Dooooooooooooooom!

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Loki. His daughter owns Valhalla. And, he started Ragnarok once, he can do it again.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Loki.

    I mean, come on.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Heads = Loki
    Tails = Doom

    Result: Doom

    It's too close for my brain to decide. So..luck has it, which is exactly what would actually decide this fight.

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  • Doctor DoomDoctor Doom Registered User
    edited February 2007
    AND YOUR WINNER, AS HAS BEEN FORETOLD SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL, IS, AND ALWAYS SHALL BE:

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    DOOM.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    contest was rigged

    but finally

    no more damn tournaments

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    I wouldn't count on that last part keith

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  • Doctor DoomDoctor Doom Registered User
    edited February 2007
    We still have to do the hero/villain face-off.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Geebs wrote:
    I wouldn't count on that last part keith

    geebs

    these tournaments are killing me

    I see new posts in GV

    and I'm all "Hey maybe there's a discussion!"

    but no

    it's people arguing about who would beat who in this hypothetical pissing contest

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  • RingoRingo HE KEEPS REPEATING THE LINE I'M GONNA CRY BLEASE LET HIM LIVE YOU MADE ME WATCH SO MUCH KISSING IN THIS FILM LET INIGO LIVERegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Geebs wrote:
    I wouldn't count on that last part keith

    geebs

    these tournaments are killing me

    I see new posts in GV

    and I'm all "Hey maybe there's a discussion!"

    but no

    it's people arguing about who would beat who in this hypothetical pissing contest

    I can beat you with hypothetical piss any day of the week!


    Added: The fight was a good back and forth in the voting, but Doom ran away with it on page 3.

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  • delphinusdelphinus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ringo wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Geebs wrote:
    I wouldn't count on that last part keith

    geebs

    these tournaments are killing me

    I see new posts in GV

    and I'm all "Hey maybe there's a discussion!"

    but no

    it's people arguing about who would beat who in this hypothetical pissing contest

    I can beat you with hypothetical piss any day of the week!


    Added: The fight was a good back and forth in the voting, but Doom ran away with it on page 3.
    it was pretty close there on page 3
    25 for loki
    27 for doom

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Geebs wrote:
    I wouldn't count on that last part keith

    geebs

    these tournaments are killing me

    I see new posts in GV

    and I'm all "Hey maybe there's a discussion!"

    but no

    it's people arguing about who would beat who in this hypothetical pissing contest

    I wish I had a fucking dime for every time you bitched about something or insulted someone. I'd be one rich motherfucker.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I wish I had a dime about every time I bitched about Nimrod and Zoom.

    I'd be even richer.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Geebs wrote:
    I wouldn't count on that last part keith

    geebs
    these tournaments are killing me
    I see new posts in GV
    and I'm all "Hey maybe there's a discussion!"
    but no
    it's people arguing about who would beat who in this hypothetical pissing contest

    We have had several threads going on full of discussion while the tournaments were held. As long as they are done well and are fun I don't see them taking anything away from the rest of the forum.
    Spectre-x wrote:
    I wish I had a dime about every time I bitched about Nimrod and Zoom.
    I'd be even richer.
    The right contestant won that fight and you know it.

    Marathon on
  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Arguing that Taskmaster could be allowed to beat Nimrod is one of the more shameful uses of my time, even though I still think arguing that an option was a valid choice rather than "the obvious, why don't you retards get it?" choice was a reasonable position to take.
    The right contestant won that fight and you know it.

    Let's argue about it again!

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