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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    natek wrote: »
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    I could never figure out what movie that was from, so I googled.
    Next
    A Las Vegas magician who can see into the future is pursued by FBI agents seeking to use his abilities to prevent a nuclear terrorist attack.

    ... that sounds FANTASTIC.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Son... you've got a panty on your head.

    Stale on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Oh my gosh there is a secret owl there.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I'll take pleasure in guttin you... BOY!

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    GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Nirya wrote: »
    Gone in 60 Seconds is not that bad.

    Of course I haven't seen it in 6 years or so so that may be a biased opinion.

    It is actually better than the 1970's original, surprisingly.

    I am a "car movie" guy and the original was a huge letdown for me when I finally saw it.

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    IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    I just read that Nic Cage only eats meat from animals that "mate in a dignified fashion".
    "I have a fascination with fish, birds, whales – sentient life – insects, reptiles," says Cage, who is currently getting great reviews for his performance as a drug-addled detective in Werner Herzog's Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call – New Orleans, a quasi-remake of Abel Ferrara's 1992 tale of a destructive cop.

    He continues: "I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex. I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds.

    "But pigs, not so much. So I don't eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl."

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I really enjoy Nicholas Cage. But even he couldn't make Next or Knowing watchable.
    tynic wrote: »
    natek wrote: »
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    I could never figure out what movie that was from, so I googled.
    Next
    A Las Vegas magician who can see into the future is pursued by FBI agents seeking to use his abilities to prevent a nuclear terrorist attack.

    ... that sounds FANTASTIC.

    Yeah but it's actually super boring.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    Knowing was a pretty good movie for a little while. Then it just got absolutely terrible. I don't know if I've ever seen another movie that was ruined harder by the ending then Knowing.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I like how the Angel-God-Aliens in Knowing were all like Super-Aryans.

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    WildEEPWildEEP Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Riale wrote: »
    I was forced to watch Knowing by my girlfriend's mother.

    It was like being taped down and being forced to watch a retarded movie I didn't care about that become another, even more retarded movie 3/4 of the way through. I don't think there's been a film I've seen in quite a while that I could say without a doubt was a 100% complete waste of my time, and that I came from the experience with absolutely nothing of value. It was a non-movie.

    You should watch some motherfucking The Last Airbender
    That shit was like NAM.

    YOU DONT KNOW CAUSE YOU WERENT THERE MAN!!!!!!

    HHAHAHAHAHAACRAZYHAHANHASIEHIGHEWOPIHRBHVKASD

    So yeah...I actually asked for my 20 bucks back. Thats the first film I ever demanded a refund.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Nic cage is amazing. There hasn't been a movie I've seen him in where I wasn't thoroughly entertained. Drive angry is gonna be sweet

    I even enjoy his more "bad" movies, like season of the witch and sorcerers apprentice and bangkok dangerous because he is so ridiculous in them

    He has also been in some legit great movies, like raising Arizona and lord of war and matchstick men and leaving las Vegas

    In conclusion, eff da haters

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Lord of War was actually pretty decent.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Also, there is nowhere NOT showing Drive Angry 3d. I don't want to see it in 3d. 3d is useless for me. it's basically just me getting a headache.

    Fuck you stereo-sighted people and your vision.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    WildEEP wrote: »
    Riale wrote: »
    I was forced to watch Knowing by my girlfriend's mother.

    It was like being taped down and being forced to watch a retarded movie I didn't care about that become another, even more retarded movie 3/4 of the way through. I don't think there's been a film I've seen in quite a while that I could say without a doubt was a 100% complete waste of my time, and that I came from the experience with absolutely nothing of value. It was a non-movie.

    You should watch some motherfucking The Last Airbender
    That shit was like NAM.

    YOU DONT KNOW CAUSE YOU WERENT THERE MAN!!!!!!

    HHAHAHAHAHAACRAZYHAHANHASIEHIGHEWOPIHRBHVKASD

    So yeah...I actually asked for my 20 bucks back. Thats the first film I ever demanded a refund.

    My family watched it in the next room and it still hurt.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    gonna kill the dude who made this thread

    nic cage praise is my thing

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    IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    gonna kill the dude who made this thread

    nic cage praise is my thing

    Are you gonna drag him out on the sidewalk and beat him until he's
    PISSING BLOOD
    ?

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    CSLACKER.COM

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ivar wrote: »
    gonna kill the dude who made this thread

    nic cage praise is my thing

    Are you gonna drag him out on the sidewalk and beat him until he's
    PISSING BLOOD
    ?

    Do you even need to ask this?

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    MVikingMViking Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    That was the plan; to give you a boner, and you got one.

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    If anyone here hasn't seen Leaving Las Vegas i strongly urge you to do so. (fat chance if you''re in this thread but still)

    I think i'm ready for another viewing (it has been 6 years, i've more or less forgotten how painful that experience was)

    From the first seconds to the end it's just soulcruchingly depressing, but oh so good.

    intro:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh8DtqGxeIw

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    MVikingMViking Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I often forget just how good Leaving Las Vegas is

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    WildEEPWildEEP Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Nic Cage and Kevin Costner both went through the same Movie Kung-Fu school together. They shared the same master even....Both are blackbelts in the Dicktasteslikechocolate technique. Thats why people keep giving them money to make horrible rapefilm.

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Dude, you just fucked up your Ferrari.

    It's not mine...

    Love Nic Cage. No other man can scream "Zeus's butthole" and still maintain his credibility in his movies.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    After Knowing and Next, if Nicolas Cage makes one more movie where his character has some sort of prescient ability I am declaring Nic Cage Knows the Future a sub-genre

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    fuck it i'm gonna rent it tonight.

    i think the missus has never seen it.

    edit: LLV that is.

    on another note, am i alone in thinking face/off lasted like 15 minutes too long? i can't recall precisely, but i think there was a speedboat chase at the end that felt entirely unnneccesary.

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    MagnumCTMagnumCT Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Seriously wrote: »
    After Knowing and Next, if Nicolas Cage makes one more movie where his character has some sort of prescient ability I am declaring Nic Cage Knows the Future a sub-genre

    Like Ashley Judd mysteries and, to a lesser degree, Denzel/Liam Neeson being pissed.

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    SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
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    IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Relevant to this thread's interests:

    http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004687

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    MVikingMViking Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Put the bunny back in the box.

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    DHS OdiumDHS Odium Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Has no one seen Red Rock West? It's pretty good.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I have the original VHS version of the Rock.

    This should be worth a few thousand.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    is it still in the wrapping this is critical

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    AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    To be fair my appreciation of Knowing really doesn't really have to do with Nick Cage, though I didn't think he was bad. At least not when compared to some other films he's in.

    I enjoy it because
    the disaster scenes are really well done and intense. Additionally, it contains an end of the world plot where the world actually ends, and not only that, it ends in a more scientifically plausible way than most other Armageddon movies do. I mean, it's still fictional but it wasn't "The Core" level retarded either.

    The dialogue is very poor, and the premise is silly, I'll fully admit to those. A list that contains dates for disasters for 50 years would probably be longer than two sides of a sheet of paper, at least if it contained every disaster like claimed. A hotel fire where 40 people die doesn't seem like it would warrant being on there if it was only including major disasters. They could have at least made his wife die in a more major event, but perhaps they were afraid of offending people.

    The kid actors were also pretty terrible, and the whole Adam and Eve finale was really pushing it, but I suppose they needed to create some sort of happy ending, otherwise I'm not sure they would have gotten away with the whole destroying the world part.

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    SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    why couldn't you just put the bunny back in the box

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    OverlordOverlord Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    SoaL wrote: »
    CE you are a pro-thread maker


    love me some nic cage

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    SoaL wrote: »
    why couldn't you just put the bunny back in the box

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    I just want to say I love everything about this picture

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    M.C. Gainey is vastly underappreciated.

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