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Dilberts & Downsizing at [Mini]Phalla Bell [Reserves welcome]

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    3clipse

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Someone mind telling me why we're blindly following Dunadan's gut?

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    towndrunk34towndrunk34 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    3clipse. I KNEW IT.
    And Alegis, I think its fairly obvious who I'm slightly ticked at (The guard and/or roleblock) but I didn't want to offend anybody.
    SEE WHAT YOU'VE MADE ME DO :cry:

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    !Kilroy. Still.

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    mascara305mascara305 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Someone mind telling me why we're blindly following Dunadan's gut?

    I don't know what Duna has on 3clipse, but I know what he has on me. :o

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    !Wildcat Staring contest go!

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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    3clipse, the mascara-wagon doesn't feel right to me right now....

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    mascara305mascara305 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Kilroy wrote: »
    !Wildcat Staring contest go!

    Just wanted to give you a heads up that this vote doesn't count since it's been edited. You will need to make a new post if you want it to count.

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    Over The MoonOver The Moon Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Well suddenly a 3clipse vote happens. And I'm still not seeing what's up here. I mean, apparently Duna has the inside scoop!

    So sure, why not!

    3clipse

    And thanks for the gender clarification mascara.

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    MaxFrostMaxFrost Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Well, if Duna's wrong, we hang him next.

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    Over The MoonOver The Moon Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    That was my general feeling, yes.

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    TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    !Kilroy again. I don't see a reason to follow the bandwagon, and no-one is pinging for me at all. (I think I'm out of practice, ages since I played a phalla). Might as well do what I did yesterday.

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    ZapRatZapRat Mage of Mind A place apartRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    There's something suspicious about that alleged 'E' in !3clipse.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    mascara305 wrote: »
    Just wanted to give you a heads up that this vote doesn't count since it's been edited. You will need to make a new post if you want it to count.

    Yeah, bbc is hard to work with when posting from a phone. Besides, my heart wasn't really in it.

    3clipse

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    ZapRatZapRat Mage of Mind A place apartRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    mascara305 wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Someone mind telling me why we're blindly following Dunadan's gut?

    I don't know what Duna has on 3clipse, but I know what he has on me. :o
    What would that be?

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    mascara305mascara305 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    ZapRat wrote: »
    mascara305 wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Someone mind telling me why we're blindly following Dunadan's gut?

    I don't know what Duna has on 3clipse, but I know what he has on me. :o
    What would that be?

    Glitter and a pretty pony :P

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    ZapRatZapRat Mage of Mind A place apartRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    mascara305 wrote: »
    ZapRat wrote: »
    mascara305 wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Someone mind telling me why we're blindly following Dunadan's gut?

    I don't know what Duna has on 3clipse, but I know what he has on me. :o
    What would that be?

    Glitter and a pretty pony :P
    Hmm, a unicorn pony, and you have a unicorn reference on your avatar, i get it.

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    jimtopiajimtopia Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Wow, I just got home and read the thread....I guess to be part of the group I should not vote for Mascara, but instead for 3clipse.

    And wait just a sec...there are girls in internet land? :-P

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
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    mascara305mascara305 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    T_A, who is this look for? Do you still doubt the existence of females on the Internet?

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    It was directed at jimtopia, because that meme needs to DIE.

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    jimtopiajimtopia Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    The Anonymous wrote: »
    It was directed at jimtopia, because that meme needs to DIE.

    It was a joke intended for Mascara, who I am well aware is actually a girl.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I travel all day and get a bandwagon, eh?

    Fair enough, I suppose. You're going to be sad when I'm just another Ted though.

    (also: feeling me HARD Duna? I never knew you felt that way!)

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Day 4

    As 3clipse (AKA Ted, the generic guy) got to work, he noticed that his cubicle was missing all of its walls. All that was left was a [strike]dog collar[/strike] tracking device with a two foot power cord.

    scuss (AKA Tina the Technical Writer) was fed up with these crimes against writing. There was no reason that this e-mail should have a subject of "RE: Hi!" It wasn't even addressed to the right person! And that attachment! It should have... wait... "Termination Slip." Huh.

    Toward the end of the day, the sound of Kilroy (AKA Mordak, Preventer of Information Services)'s tele-wedgie echoed throughout the office.

    New HR Policy: Employees with feline sounding names (Such as Wildcat (AKA Ted, the generic guy), not stationed in HR, are only allowed to eat catfood within the company premises.

    3clipse (AKA Ted, the generic guy) - Cubicle Justice'd
    scuss (AKA Tina the Technical Writer) - Downsized
    Kilroy (AKA Mordak, Preventer of Information Services) - wedgie'd
    Wildcat (AKA Ted, the generic guy) - Inhumane Resources

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    Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    ooooOOoOO
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    OOoOOoOoo

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    OOoooooOOooOoo

    Attn employees:

    Due to mandatory security updates, the email server will be down until further notice.

    Furthermore, all office computers will be required to run Norton Anti-virus software, effective immediately.

    Good riddance,
    Mordak

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    :o

    How could you.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    ooooOOOOoooo

    Why is duna so obsessed with getting me killed

    ooooOOOOoooo

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    MaxFrostMaxFrost Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Dunadan

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    mascara305 wrote: »
    No, really guys, I'm going to bleed green. Isn't anyone else curious about the fact that no one has voted for Void Slayer this entire game?

    This perplexed me as well, maybe people thought I was the village vigilante.

    I am one of the few remaining Teds though.

    There was also no reason for that mascara vote, but interesting results... did it actually tell us anything?

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    OOOOoOooooo

    Gotcha!

    OOOoOOoOooO

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    schussschuss Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    ooooOOOOooooo

    At least spell my name right.


    OOOOooooOOOo

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Pancake monster is dead, long live Cubé!

    You needed to know this.

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    mascara305mascara305 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'm going to be in a car all day so I'm going with Jimtopia

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    towndrunk34towndrunk34 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    The Anonymous wrote: »
    Pancake monster is dead, long live Cubé!

    You needed to know this.

    Oh cool, I called the pancake monster silly so many times he died.
    Dunadan

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    Over The MoonOver The Moon Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    So Duna, any explanation before I carelessly vote for you? Although jim seems like a decent option because of a hunch.

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Towndrunk34

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    AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Not much to gain from kilroy's post besides that he protested against following 'dunadan's gut'. Voted for schuss, dani, Eric Zahn, Wildcat.

    I'm also going for Towndrunk34 again

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Yeah, I'm kind of feeling towndrunk right now.

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    Over The MoonOver The Moon Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Feelinggggggg jimtopia

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