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Is my girlfriend a lunatic?

bubble-manbubble-man Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
Exibit A: This is what happened after I got her a bear when we'd been together for three months:
http://www.xanga.com/Fuzzy_The_Bear

Exibit B: Speaks for itself:
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n288/ggren/proposal.jpg

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    yes.

    Xaquin on
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Is that your girlfriend in the first link, holding the bear and wearing a rainbow hat? She'd be pretty hot if she lost the glasses and put some meat on her skinny bones.

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  • DeusfauxDeusfaux Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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  • vrstvrst Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Depends whether you are just as ugly.

    vrst on
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    "Breasts or.." etc.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    hah yeah and shaved her moustache

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ahahahaha.



    She'll hack you to pieces with an ice pick if you say no.

    Silmaril on
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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You the chap in the rainbow hat and such?

    Also, she's either having a laugh or you've got a bunny-boiler.

    Dely Apple on
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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Mr. Penguin said “Lead me to the cab driving sultan immediately, old chap”.

    Xaquin on
    Fixer Restorations -/- Satan's Wish List!!!!
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Marriage? Blech!

    How the fuck old are you two anyway? 19?

    Butters on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh noes she cut a heart out and wrote 'marry me'!

    Cuz clearly, she's very serious about it.

    Sheri on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Your girlfriend looks like this dude I went to high school with.

    Callius on
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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hearts are serious business

    Dely Apple on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dely Apple wrote:
    Hearts are serious business

    Dely

    I have something to tell you

    . . .

    <3

    Sheri on
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  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Dely Apple wrote:
    Hearts are serious business

    Dely

    I have something to tell you

    . . .

    <3

    This means you two have to get married.

    Pata on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Pata Hikari wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Dely Apple wrote:
    Hearts are serious business

    Dely

    I have something to tell you

    . . .

    <3

    This means you two have to get married.

    Christ, Pata

    You freaked me out for a second.

    Sheri on
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote:
    Marriage? Blech!

    How the fuck old are you two anyway? 19?

    Didn't you hear?

    Getting engaged is all the rage these days. All the cool 12 year olds are doing it.

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Pata Hikari wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Dely Apple wrote:
    Hearts are serious business

    Dely

    I have something to tell you

    . . .

    <3

    This means you two have to get married.

    We're already married, this is just a reaffirmation of our vows expressed in emoticons.

    Dely Apple on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dely Apple wrote:
    Pata Hikari wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Dely Apple wrote:
    Hearts are serious business

    Dely

    I have something to tell you

    . . .

    <3

    This means you two have to get married.

    We're already married, this is just a reaffirmation of our vows expressed in emoticons.

    The engagement: :shock: :oops: :D

    The wedding: <3

    The wedding night: :cry:

    Sheri on
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  • vrstvrst Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Man I'm twenty three all this kids getting married and stuff make me feel so old.

    Oh no wait, getting married sucks, especially when you're goddamn under 30.

    Goddamn kids

    vrst on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Your girlfriend [...]is dude [...]

    Air on
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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Perhaps the hearts that she's holding is just a nice little paper representation of those disgusting candies that are everywhere this time of year.


    Perhaps.


    Stick with it until she straps you to the bed and then blows out your ankles with a sledgehammer and a 4x4.

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    "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan! Satans Post
  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Pata Hikari wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Dely Apple wrote:
    Hearts are serious business

    Dely

    I have something to tell you

    . . .

    <3

    This means you two have to get married.

    Christ, Pata

    You freaked me out for a second.
    Why?

    Pata on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Pata wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Pata Hikari wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Dely Apple wrote:
    Hearts are serious business

    Dely

    I have something to tell you

    . . .

    <3

    This means you two have to get married.

    Christ, Pata

    You freaked me out for a second.
    Why?

    I was like, 'I didn't say that!'

    Sheri on
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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sheri wrote:

    The engagement: :shock: :oops: :D

    The wedding: <3

    The wedding night: :cry:

    You were the one who suggested the sheep!

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    DrZiplock wrote:
    Perhaps the hearts that she's holding is just a nice little paper representation of those disgusting candies that are everywhere this time of year.


    Perhaps.


    Stick with it until she straps you to the bed and then blows out your ankles with a sledgehammer and a 4x4.

    ohhh god
    crap
    fuck your mother
    you asshole

    that scene was horrible
    why would you remind people

    Air on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dely Apple wrote:
    Sheri wrote:

    The engagement: :shock: :oops: :D

    The wedding: <3

    The wedding night: :cry:

    You were the one who suggested the sheep!

    Dude

    It was a joke.

    Who takes that seriously, I mean really?

    Sheri on
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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Boo erns.

    precisionk on
  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    From: ~Ryan~

    Date: Feb 5, 2007 1:52 AM
    Subject 6 word love note.
    Body: If this doesn't touch you.....you're heartless.

    One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The girl sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The guy pulled over and told the girl he wanted to talk. He told her that his feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down her cheek as she slowly reached into her pocket & passed him a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the girls side, killing the girl. Miraculously, the guy survived. Rembering the note, he pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."

    1st:
    If you post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes
    someone special will message or call you.

    2nd:
    REPOST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT THEM!!! (EVEN YOUR BEST FRIENDS!)
    repost this with the title "6 word love note

    (I'm not normally one to post/repost this sorta stuff, but the chill I got when I read it persuaded me, PeaCe)

    grug on
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  • taoistlumberjaktaoistlumberjak Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    fuck you grug
    fuck you

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  • vrstvrst Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    From: ~Ryan~

    Date: Feb 5, 2007 1:52 AM
    Subject 6 word love note.
    Body: If this doesn't touch you.....you're heartless.

    One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The girl sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The guy pulled over and told the girl he wanted to talk. He told her that his feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down her cheek as she slowly reached into her pocket & passed him a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the girls side, killing the girl. Miraculously, the guy survived. Rembering the note, he pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."

    1st:
    If you post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes
    someone special will message or call you.

    2nd:
    REPOST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT THEM!!! (EVEN YOUR BEST FRIENDS!)
    repost this with the title "6 word love note

    (I'm not normally one to post/repost this sorta stuff, but the chill I got when I read it persuaded me, PeaCe)

    edit: better be safe than sorry guys

    vrst on
  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    I was like, 'I didn't say that!'
    Oh.

    Ahahahahahahahaha.

    Pata on
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  • taoistlumberjaktaoistlumberjak Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    NO MORE FUCKING MYSPACE BULLETINS YOU ASSHOLES

    taoistlumberjak on
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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Air wrote:
    DrZiplock wrote:
    Perhaps the hearts that she's holding is just a nice little paper representation of those disgusting candies that are everywhere this time of year.


    Perhaps.


    Stick with it until she straps you to the bed and then blows out your ankles with a sledgehammer and a 4x4.

    ohhh god
    crap
    fuck your mother
    you asshole

    that scene was horrible
    why would you remind people


    It was on this weekend, apparently. I was just flipping lazily through the channels and happened across it. "Hey..what's thi OH HOLY SHIT!" I couldn't change the channels fast enough.

    My pain is now less because I have spread it here.

    DrZiplock on
    "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan! Satans Post
  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    taoistlumberjak wrote:
    fuck you grug
    fuck you
    man that's what i said to him


    and then


    i decided that uit was itoo smepecial

    grug on
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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The bear journal is fairly weird, and I don't know her well enough to judge the whole 'marry me' thing. My bf always jokingly asks me to marry him, so.. I'm sure if she was serious she'd do more than cut out a little heart and shit.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    Butters wrote:
    Marriage? Blech!

    How the fuck old are you two anyway? 19?

    Didn't you hear?

    Getting engaged is all the rage these days. All the cool 12 year olds are doing it.

    Ugh! Tell me about it. You have any idea how many 18-19 year old girls I know are "engaged" to a soldier in fucking Iraq? Stupid kids are crazy.

    Butters on
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Haruki Murakami - On seeing the 100% perfect girl one beautiful April morning

    Air on
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  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    maYBybe you should marry im

    grug on
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    ROBIN FALLS

    WHO KNEW
  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    A simple "no fucking way" usually works wonders.

    Then you don't get to pork her though.

    So you might want to think of something else.

    Meiz on
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