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Is my girlfriend a lunatic?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I love hearing about 18-20 year old mormons I know that get engaged and married to some 27 year old dude who just got back from their missionary work. Can you really blame them? No having sex and no caffeine, blah

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    The bear journal is fairly weird, and I don't know her well enough to judge the whole 'marry me' thing. My bf always jokingly asks me to marry him, so.. I'm sure if she was serious she'd do more than cut out a little heart and shit.

    maybe he is feeling pressured because you already went and got fat

    Air on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    vrst wrote:
    From: ~Ryan~

    Date: Feb 5, 2007 1:52 AM
    Subject 6 word love note.
    Body: If this doesn't touch you.....you're heartless.

    One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The girl sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The guy pulled over and told the girl he wanted to talk. He told her that his feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down her cheek as she slowly reached into her pocket & passed him a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the girls side, killing the girl. Miraculously, the guy survived. Rembering the note, he pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."

    1st:
    If you post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes
    someone special will message or call you.

    2nd:
    REPOST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT THEM!!! (EVEN YOUR BEST FRIENDS!)
    repost this with the title "6 word love note

    (I'm not normally one to post/repost this sorta stuff, but the chill I got when I read it persuaded me, PeaCe)

    edit: better be safe than sorry guys

    I used to chew people out so fucking hard when they'd send me shit like that. YOU BETTER TELL THE PERSON YOU LOVE HOW YOU FEEL CUZ THEY COULD GET STRUCK BY A BUS TOMORROW!!!

    Butters on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I snort lines of crushed up caffeine pills off the backs of the lingere section of the sears catalogue.

    Callius on
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote:
    I snort lines of crushed up caffeine pills off the backs of the lingere section of the sears catalogue.

    You life is a reflection of perfection.

    Silmaril on
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote:
    I snort lines of crushed up caffeine pills off the backs of the lingere section of the sears catalogue.

    Thats hot. Next time, try shooting red bull into the flesh between your toes, it gives you the rush like ten times faster.

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  • bubble-manbubble-man Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    A few things:

    1) That is me in the rainbow hat. I was making fun of how she is always cold, but her things are, of course, quite girly.

    2) We co-wrote "The First Adventure of the Incredibly Dapper Mr. Penguin" in an attempt to make the most absurd story possible, alternating sentences and phrases.

    3) The heart isn't scaring me off or anything, its just an example of how absolutely insane she is. Maybe it should.

    4) There are people who look much better in full 3-D and moving. If you go frame by frame on a movie or TV show you will see that life is a series of ugly faces.

    5) I enjoy itemizing things.

    bubble-man on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Man, why would you post this same exact topic in H/A? Do you know how fast those people will suck the fun out of it?

    lostwords on
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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Air wrote:
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    The bear journal is fairly weird, and I don't know her well enough to judge the whole 'marry me' thing. My bf always jokingly asks me to marry him, so.. I'm sure if she was serious she'd do more than cut out a little heart and shit.

    maybe he is feeling pressured because you already went and got fat

    Yeah, I probably should've waited on that.

    Sara Lynn on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Does she love sporks as well?

    You know, that's a pretty good sign that she's random.

    Callius on
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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Dely Apple wrote:
    Sheri wrote:

    The engagement: :shock: :oops: :D

    The wedding: <3

    The wedding night: :cry:

    You were the one who suggested the sheep!

    Dude

    It was a joke.

    Who takes that seriously, I mean really?

    You wrote the request on a paper heart

    And hearts are serious business

    Dely Apple on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    bubble-man wrote:
    A few things:

    1) That is me in the rainbow hat. I was making fun of how she is always cold, but her things are, of course, quite girly.

    2) We co-wrote "The First Adventure of the Incredibly Dapper Mr. Penguin" in an attempt to make the most absurd story possible, alternating sentences and phrases.

    3) The heart isn't scaring me off or anything, its just an example of how absolutely insane she is. Maybe it should.

    4) There are people who look much better in full 3-D and moving. If you go frame by frame on a movie or TV show you will see that life is a series of ugly faces.

    5) I enjoy itemizing things.

    1) You're a faggot.

    2) You're a retarded faggot.

    3) Marry her and maybe she'll kill you.

    4) What in fuck are you talking about, retarded faggot?

    Butters on
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Does she love sporks as well?

    You know, that's a pretty good sign that she's random.

    What?


    There are people who don't love sporks?

    Silmaril on
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  • bubble-manbubble-man Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    lostwords wrote:
    Man, why would you post this same exact topic in H/A? Do you know how fast those people will suck the fun out of it?

    I'm comparing the responses. Different groups answer a simple yes/no very differently.

    bubble-man on
  • vrstvrst Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    bubble-man wrote:
    A few things:

    1) That is me in the rainbow hat. I was making fun of how she is always cold, but her things are, of course, quite girly.

    2) We co-wrote "The First Adventure of the Incredibly Dapper Mr. Penguin" in an attempt to make the most absurd story possible, alternating sentences and phrases.

    3) The heart isn't scaring me off or anything, its just an example of how absolutely insane she is. Maybe it should.

    4) There are people who look much better in full 3-D and moving. If you go frame by frame on a movie or TV show you will see that life is a series of ugly faces.

    5) I enjoy itemizing things.

    You bore me so much

    vrst on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    bubble-man wrote:
    lostwords wrote:
    Man, why would you post this same exact topic in H/A? Do you know how fast those people will suck the fun out of it?

    I'm comparing the responses. Different groups answer a simple yes/no very differently.

    You have no idea....

    Silmaril on
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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Does she love sporks as well?

    You know, that's a pretty good sign that she's random.

    Oh I'm so whacky.

    I'm so zany.

    SporkAndrew on
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  • vrstvrst Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote:
    bubble-man wrote:
    A few things:

    1) That is me in the rainbow hat. I was making fun of how she is always cold, but her things are, of course, quite girly.

    2) We co-wrote "The First Adventure of the Incredibly Dapper Mr. Penguin" in an attempt to make the most absurd story possible, alternating sentences and phrases.

    3) The heart isn't scaring me off or anything, its just an example of how absolutely insane she is. Maybe it should.

    4) There are people who look much better in full 3-D and moving. If you go frame by frame on a movie or TV show you will see that life is a series of ugly faces.

    5) I enjoy itemizing things.

    1) You're a faggot.

    2) You're a retarded faggot.

    3) Marry her and maybe she'll kill you.

    4) What in fuck are you talking about, retarded faggot?

    He's trying to find reasons for his gf's ugliness or something

    vrst on
  • bubble-manbubble-man Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    vrst wrote:
    bubble-man wrote:
    A few things:

    1) That is me in the rainbow hat. I was making fun of how she is always cold, but her things are, of course, quite girly.

    2) We co-wrote "The First Adventure of the Incredibly Dapper Mr. Penguin" in an attempt to make the most absurd story possible, alternating sentences and phrases.

    3) The heart isn't scaring me off or anything, its just an example of how absolutely insane she is. Maybe it should.

    4) There are people who look much better in full 3-D and moving. If you go frame by frame on a movie or TV show you will see that life is a series of ugly faces.

    5) I enjoy itemizing things.

    You bore me so much

    IT'S BECAUSE I'M NEW, I'SNT IT?

    bubble-man on
  • OndingOnding Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You can allways just tell her your gay and that you are going to move to San Francisco. To prove it, paint a moustache on that picture with the hearts and tell her it's your new boyfriend Billy-Joe-Bob Bobbit. If she says she still loves you, she's insane and you should make a bee-line for the door. If not, then you just messed up a decent, although a bit fanatical, girl. Good luck on your next girlfriend.

    Onding on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ok a serious answer:

    I don't think she's clinically insane, I just think she's young and silly. You probably are too. You both look entirely too young to be even thinking about marriage and if she brings it up often you really should tell her to stop.

    Especially if this is your first GF and/or first lay.

    Butters on
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  • vrstvrst Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    bubble-man wrote:
    vrst wrote:
    bubble-man wrote:
    A few things:

    1) That is me in the rainbow hat. I was making fun of how she is always cold, but her things are, of course, quite girly.

    2) We co-wrote "The First Adventure of the Incredibly Dapper Mr. Penguin" in an attempt to make the most absurd story possible, alternating sentences and phrases.

    3) The heart isn't scaring me off or anything, its just an example of how absolutely insane she is. Maybe it should.

    4) There are people who look much better in full 3-D and moving. If you go frame by frame on a movie or TV show you will see that life is a series of ugly faces.

    5) I enjoy itemizing things.

    You bore me so much

    IT'S BECAUSE I'M NEW, I'SNT IT?

    No, it's because you are so boring

    vrst on
  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    vrst wrote:
    bubble-man wrote:
    vrst wrote:
    bubble-man wrote:
    A few things:

    1) That is me in the rainbow hat. I was making fun of how she is always cold, but her things are, of course, quite girly.

    2) We co-wrote "The First Adventure of the Incredibly Dapper Mr. Penguin" in an attempt to make the most absurd story possible, alternating sentences and phrases.

    3) The heart isn't scaring me off or anything, its just an example of how absolutely insane she is. Maybe it should.

    4) There are people who look much better in full 3-D and moving. If you go frame by frame on a movie or TV show you will see that life is a series of ugly faces.

    5) I enjoy itemizing things.

    You bore me so much

    IT'S BECAUSE I'M NEW, I'SNT IT?

    No, it's because you are so boring

    now youre boring me

    tsplitter on
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Will you all just shut the fuck up.

    Silmaril on
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    vrst wrote:
    bubble-man wrote:
    vrst wrote:
    bubble-man wrote:
    A few things:

    1) That is me in the rainbow hat. I was making fun of how she is always cold, but her things are, of course, quite girly.

    2) We co-wrote "The First Adventure of the Incredibly Dapper Mr. Penguin" in an attempt to make the most absurd story possible, alternating sentences and phrases.

    3) The heart isn't scaring me off or anything, its just an example of how absolutely insane she is. Maybe it should.

    4) There are people who look much better in full 3-D and moving. If you go frame by frame on a movie or TV show you will see that life is a series of ugly faces.

    5) I enjoy itemizing things.

    You bore me so much

    IT'S BECAUSE I'M NEW, I'SNT IT?

    No, it's because you are so boring

    he is probably on the planning committe for the annual accounting-con

    Air on
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote:
    Ok a serious answer:

    I don't think she's clinically insane, I just think she's young and silly. You probably are two. You both look entirely too young to be even thinking about marriage and if she brings it up often you really should tell her to stop.

    Especially if this is your first GF and/or first lay.

    But what about true love and marrying your childhood sweetheart?!?

    Why do you hate love, Butters?

    Why are you a cold, unfeeling robot?


    Why did you stop touching me, daddy?

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  • bubble-manbubble-man Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If I was going to go gay I'd just run off with my roommate. He bakes for me. Life is good.

    bubble-man on
  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    Will you all just shut the fuck up.

    how are you this morning silmaril

    tsplitter on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    lostwords wrote:
    Butters wrote:
    Ok a serious answer:

    I don't think she's clinically insane, I just think she's young and silly. You probably are two. You both look entirely too young to be even thinking about marriage and if she brings it up often you really should tell her to stop.

    Especially if this is your first GF and/or first lay.

    But what about true love and marrying your childhood sweetheart?!?

    Why do you hate love, Butters?

    Why are you a cold, unfeeling robot?


    Why did you stop touching me, daddy?

    You couldn't quote me after I fixed "two"? You fucking asshole!

    Butters on
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    tsplitter wrote:
    Silmaril wrote:
    Will you all just shut the fuck up.

    how are you this morning silmaril

    Still pissed at the delivery company that dropped my new telly, and the fact that it doesn't look like I'll be able to get one before the weekend.


    On the plus side, I finish work in 26 minutes.

    Silmaril on
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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    On the plus side, I finish work in 26 minutes.

    Word to that, honkey.

    The downside of getting up at 7 to be in work by 8 is clearly outweighed by being home by half 4 and having extra time to work out..

    SporkAndrew on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited February 2007
    "What did you do today?"
    "Today me and my internet buddies all ganged up to pick on some guy to make us feel better about the crushing pain that is existence!"

    Tube on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    "What did you do today?"
    "Today me and my internet buddies all ganged up to pick on some guy to make us feel better about the crushing pain that is existence!"



    It was awesome. You should have seen us.


    Also, your av is broken CT.

    Silmaril on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    CT, can I make a gang-bang joke here?

    Callius on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited February 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    "What did you do today?"
    "Today me and my internet buddies all ganged up to pick on some guy to make us feel better about the crushing pain that is existence!"



    It was awesome. You should have seen us.


    Also, your av is broken CT.

    Your face is broken

    Tube on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hey, CT, I at least gave one serious answer.

    EDIT: BRNNNN!

    Butters on
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  • bubble-manbubble-man Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    "What did you do today?"
    "Today me and my internet buddies all ganged up to pick on some guy to make us feel better about the crushing pain that is existence!"

    I believe that I'm quite literally asking for it.

    bubble-man on
  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    There are a few things we don't know here before we can judge your g/f's mental stability.

    How old are you two?

    How long have you been together?

    etc etc etc

    Nucsh on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Let me fuck the both of you in the ass a few times and I'll let you know what I think about the whole idea.

    Butters on
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  • bubble-manbubble-man Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    We're college freshmen, and have been dating for 20 months and 16 days.

    Maybe I should help plan accounting-con.

    bubble-man on
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