I love hearing about 18-20 year old mormons I know that get engaged and married to some 27 year old dude who just got back from their missionary work. Can you really blame them? No having sex and no caffeine, blah
The bear journal is fairly weird, and I don't know her well enough to judge the whole 'marry me' thing. My bf always jokingly asks me to marry him, so.. I'm sure if she was serious she'd do more than cut out a little heart and shit.
maybe he is feeling pressured because you already went and got fat
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ButtersA glass of some milksRegistered Userregular
Date: Feb 5, 2007 1:52 AM
Subject 6 word love note.
Body: If this doesn't touch you.....you're heartless.
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The girl sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The guy pulled over and told the girl he wanted to talk. He told her that his feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down her cheek as she slowly reached into her pocket & passed him a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the girls side, killing the girl. Miraculously, the guy survived. Rembering the note, he pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."
1st:
If you post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes
someone special will message or call you.
2nd:
REPOST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT THEM!!! (EVEN YOUR BEST FRIENDS!)
repost this with the title "6 word love note
(I'm not normally one to post/repost this sorta stuff, but the chill I got when I read it persuaded me, PeaCe)
edit: better be safe than sorry guys
I used to chew people out so fucking hard when they'd send me shit like that. YOU BETTER TELL THE PERSON YOU LOVE HOW YOU FEEL CUZ THEY COULD GET STRUCK BY A BUS TOMORROW!!!
1) That is me in the rainbow hat. I was making fun of how she is always cold, but her things are, of course, quite girly.
2) We co-wrote "The First Adventure of the Incredibly Dapper Mr. Penguin" in an attempt to make the most absurd story possible, alternating sentences and phrases.
3) The heart isn't scaring me off or anything, its just an example of how absolutely insane she is. Maybe it should.
4) There are people who look much better in full 3-D and moving. If you go frame by frame on a movie or TV show you will see that life is a series of ugly faces.
The bear journal is fairly weird, and I don't know her well enough to judge the whole 'marry me' thing. My bf always jokingly asks me to marry him, so.. I'm sure if she was serious she'd do more than cut out a little heart and shit.
maybe he is feeling pressured because you already went and got fat
1) That is me in the rainbow hat. I was making fun of how she is always cold, but her things are, of course, quite girly.
2) We co-wrote "The First Adventure of the Incredibly Dapper Mr. Penguin" in an attempt to make the most absurd story possible, alternating sentences and phrases.
3) The heart isn't scaring me off or anything, its just an example of how absolutely insane she is. Maybe it should.
4) There are people who look much better in full 3-D and moving. If you go frame by frame on a movie or TV show you will see that life is a series of ugly faces.
5) I enjoy itemizing things.
1) You're a faggot.
2) You're a retarded faggot.
3) Marry her and maybe she'll kill you.
4) What in fuck are you talking about, retarded faggot?
1) That is me in the rainbow hat. I was making fun of how she is always cold, but her things are, of course, quite girly.
2) We co-wrote "The First Adventure of the Incredibly Dapper Mr. Penguin" in an attempt to make the most absurd story possible, alternating sentences and phrases.
3) The heart isn't scaring me off or anything, its just an example of how absolutely insane she is. Maybe it should.
4) There are people who look much better in full 3-D and moving. If you go frame by frame on a movie or TV show you will see that life is a series of ugly faces.
1) That is me in the rainbow hat. I was making fun of how she is always cold, but her things are, of course, quite girly.
2) We co-wrote "The First Adventure of the Incredibly Dapper Mr. Penguin" in an attempt to make the most absurd story possible, alternating sentences and phrases.
3) The heart isn't scaring me off or anything, its just an example of how absolutely insane she is. Maybe it should.
4) There are people who look much better in full 3-D and moving. If you go frame by frame on a movie or TV show you will see that life is a series of ugly faces.
5) I enjoy itemizing things.
1) You're a faggot.
2) You're a retarded faggot.
3) Marry her and maybe she'll kill you.
4) What in fuck are you talking about, retarded faggot?
He's trying to find reasons for his gf's ugliness or something
1) That is me in the rainbow hat. I was making fun of how she is always cold, but her things are, of course, quite girly.
2) We co-wrote "The First Adventure of the Incredibly Dapper Mr. Penguin" in an attempt to make the most absurd story possible, alternating sentences and phrases.
3) The heart isn't scaring me off or anything, its just an example of how absolutely insane she is. Maybe it should.
4) There are people who look much better in full 3-D and moving. If you go frame by frame on a movie or TV show you will see that life is a series of ugly faces.
You can allways just tell her your gay and that you are going to move to San Francisco. To prove it, paint a moustache on that picture with the hearts and tell her it's your new boyfriend Billy-Joe-Bob Bobbit. If she says she still loves you, she's insane and you should make a bee-line for the door. If not, then you just messed up a decent, although a bit fanatical, girl. Good luck on your next girlfriend.
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ButtersA glass of some milksRegistered Userregular
edited February 2007
Ok a serious answer:
I don't think she's clinically insane, I just think she's young and silly. You probably are too. You both look entirely too young to be even thinking about marriage and if she brings it up often you really should tell her to stop.
Especially if this is your first GF and/or first lay.
1) That is me in the rainbow hat. I was making fun of how she is always cold, but her things are, of course, quite girly.
2) We co-wrote "The First Adventure of the Incredibly Dapper Mr. Penguin" in an attempt to make the most absurd story possible, alternating sentences and phrases.
3) The heart isn't scaring me off or anything, its just an example of how absolutely insane she is. Maybe it should.
4) There are people who look much better in full 3-D and moving. If you go frame by frame on a movie or TV show you will see that life is a series of ugly faces.
1) That is me in the rainbow hat. I was making fun of how she is always cold, but her things are, of course, quite girly.
2) We co-wrote "The First Adventure of the Incredibly Dapper Mr. Penguin" in an attempt to make the most absurd story possible, alternating sentences and phrases.
3) The heart isn't scaring me off or anything, its just an example of how absolutely insane she is. Maybe it should.
4) There are people who look much better in full 3-D and moving. If you go frame by frame on a movie or TV show you will see that life is a series of ugly faces.
1) That is me in the rainbow hat. I was making fun of how she is always cold, but her things are, of course, quite girly.
2) We co-wrote "The First Adventure of the Incredibly Dapper Mr. Penguin" in an attempt to make the most absurd story possible, alternating sentences and phrases.
3) The heart isn't scaring me off or anything, its just an example of how absolutely insane she is. Maybe it should.
4) There are people who look much better in full 3-D and moving. If you go frame by frame on a movie or TV show you will see that life is a series of ugly faces.
5) I enjoy itemizing things.
You bore me so much
IT'S BECAUSE I'M NEW, I'SNT IT?
No, it's because you are so boring
he is probably on the planning committe for the annual accounting-con
I don't think she's clinically insane, I just think she's young and silly. You probably are two. You both look entirely too young to be even thinking about marriage and if she brings it up often you really should tell her to stop.
Especially if this is your first GF and/or first lay.
But what about true love and marrying your childhood sweetheart?!?
I don't think she's clinically insane, I just think she's young and silly. You probably are two. You both look entirely too young to be even thinking about marriage and if she brings it up often you really should tell her to stop.
Especially if this is your first GF and/or first lay.
But what about true love and marrying your childhood sweetheart?!?
Why do you hate love, Butters?
Why are you a cold, unfeeling robot?
Why did you stop touching me, daddy?
You couldn't quote me after I fixed "two"? You fucking asshole!
"What did you do today?"
"Today me and my internet buddies all ganged up to pick on some guy to make us feel better about the crushing pain that is existence!"
"What did you do today?"
"Today me and my internet buddies all ganged up to pick on some guy to make us feel better about the crushing pain that is existence!"
"What did you do today?"
"Today me and my internet buddies all ganged up to pick on some guy to make us feel better about the crushing pain that is existence!"
It was awesome. You should have seen us.
Also, your av is broken CT.
Your face is broken
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ButtersA glass of some milksRegistered Userregular
"What did you do today?"
"Today me and my internet buddies all ganged up to pick on some guy to make us feel better about the crushing pain that is existence!"
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maybe he is feeling pressured because you already went and got fat
I used to chew people out so fucking hard when they'd send me shit like that. YOU BETTER TELL THE PERSON YOU LOVE HOW YOU FEEL CUZ THEY COULD GET STRUCK BY A BUS TOMORROW!!!
You life is a reflection of perfection.
Thats hot. Next time, try shooting red bull into the flesh between your toes, it gives you the rush like ten times faster.
1) That is me in the rainbow hat. I was making fun of how she is always cold, but her things are, of course, quite girly.
2) We co-wrote "The First Adventure of the Incredibly Dapper Mr. Penguin" in an attempt to make the most absurd story possible, alternating sentences and phrases.
3) The heart isn't scaring me off or anything, its just an example of how absolutely insane she is. Maybe it should.
4) There are people who look much better in full 3-D and moving. If you go frame by frame on a movie or TV show you will see that life is a series of ugly faces.
5) I enjoy itemizing things.
Yeah, I probably should've waited on that.
You know, that's a pretty good sign that she's random.
You wrote the request on a paper heart
And hearts are serious business
1) You're a faggot.
2) You're a retarded faggot.
3) Marry her and maybe she'll kill you.
4) What in fuck are you talking about, retarded faggot?
What?
There are people who don't love sporks?
I'm comparing the responses. Different groups answer a simple yes/no very differently.
You bore me so much
You have no idea....
Oh I'm so whacky.
I'm so zany.
He's trying to find reasons for his gf's ugliness or something
IT'S BECAUSE I'M NEW, I'SNT IT?
I don't think she's clinically insane, I just think she's young and silly. You probably are too. You both look entirely too young to be even thinking about marriage and if she brings it up often you really should tell her to stop.
Especially if this is your first GF and/or first lay.
No, it's because you are so boring
now youre boring me
he is probably on the planning committe for the annual accounting-con
But what about true love and marrying your childhood sweetheart?!?
Why do you hate love, Butters?
Why are you a cold, unfeeling robot?
Why did you stop touching me, daddy?
how are you this morning silmaril
You couldn't quote me after I fixed "two"? You fucking asshole!
Still pissed at the delivery company that dropped my new telly, and the fact that it doesn't look like I'll be able to get one before the weekend.
On the plus side, I finish work in 26 minutes.
Word to that, honkey.
The downside of getting up at 7 to be in work by 8 is clearly outweighed by being home by half 4 and having extra time to work out..
"Today me and my internet buddies all ganged up to pick on some guy to make us feel better about the crushing pain that is existence!"
It was awesome. You should have seen us.
Also, your av is broken CT.
Your face is broken
EDIT: BRNNNN!
I believe that I'm quite literally asking for it.
How old are you two?
How long have you been together?
etc etc etc
Maybe I should help plan accounting-con.