Like, he could be more subtle, yes. But the retards here will be going off on him for about 20 pages.
Well, we're on page two and I am already derailing this to beating off and pooping because it's out of gas, but...OK.
So anyway I took this shit last night and it was all like "solid poop solid poop solid poop WATER!" It was like there was this surprise at the end, like there was some liquid sealed in by my three turds. But then about ten minutes later, I was back on the crapper just pouring brown water from my anus. It made the same sound as if I had emptied a pitcher of water into the toilet. I hate when that happens, because then I need to get the bleach-powder and disinfectant spray and make sure the bowl isn't filthy and festering. Not that it's germ-free anyway, I mean, I do intend to continue to shit and piss in it. I think it was the gyro I ate for lunch. But since it was just one liquid dump, it was kinda worth it. It was a pretty good gyro.
Like, he could be more subtle, yes. But the retards here will be going off on him for about 20 pages.
Well, we're on page two and I am already derailing this to beating off and pooping because it's out of gas, but...OK.
So anyway I took this shit last night and it was all like "solid poop solid poop solid poop WATER!" It was like there was this surprise at the end, like there was some liquid sealed in by my three turds. But then about ten minutes later, I was back on the crapper just pouring brown water from my anus. It made the same sound as if I had emptied a pitcher of water into the toilet. I hate when that happens, because then I need to get the bleach-powder and disinfectant spray and make sure the bowl isn't filthy and festering. Not that it's germ-free anyway, I mean, I do intend to continue to shit and piss in it. I think it was the gyro I ate for lunch. But since it was just one liquid dump, it was kinda worth it. It was a pretty good gyro.
Defender, have you noticed that if you have really rank gas you can shit and have it's scent diminished a little?
You know, clean out the canal a bit to freshen the scent.
I have noticed something similar. What I have noticed is that if I feel the need to fart, I can usually just go take a shit and then that need is eliminated. I basically almost never fart now, because I know how to prevent or stop it.
Look you guys got some of it wrong, i lived in the middle east for like 8 years and i have nothign but respect for those people. But when an idiot comes out and states that tehy have a cure for aids thats just mean. I mean it is giving hope to people but its a lie. And i know where some of you are going to go with this. All i am saying is that i don't really think its newsworthy and i blame sites like foxnews and cnn for making it news if we just ignored the red headded step child of the middle east maybe they would go away.
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It's not what you do today that i care about its what you do tomorrow.
Look you guys got some of it wrong, i lived in the middle east for like 8 years and i have nothign but respect for those people. But when an idiot comes out and states that tehy have a cure for aids thats just mean. I mean it is giving hope to people but its a lie. And i know where some of you are going to go with this. All i am saying is that i don't really think its newsworthy and i blame sites like foxnews and cnn for making it news if we just ignored the red headded step child of the middle east maybe they would go away.
Disturbance Pharmacopoeias: Medicine and Myth from the Humid Tropics
Abstract
The much-publicized quest for miracle drug plants in tropical rainforests has provided compelling support for the preservationist agenda. This article questions the assumptions that underpin this claim, particularly the myth that pristine forest represents the primary repository of nature's medicinal providence. After tracing colonial European efforts at medicinal plant discovery, intellectual property exploitation, and plant transference and acclimation, I review the recent resurgence of scientific interest in tropical folk pharmacopoeias. In spite of the image marketed by environmental entrepreneurs, the medicinal foraging preference of rural tropical groups is largely successional mosaics of their own creation—trails, kitchen gardens, swiddens, and forest fallows. Focusing on the subsistence transition from hunting and gathering to small-scale cultivation, I propose that disturbance pharmacopoeias are the logical outcome of changing subsistence strategies, ecological processes, and disease patterns. Salient, familiar, accessible, and rich in bioactive compounds, anthropogenic nature represents the ideal tropical medicine chest. Whereas bioprospecting enterprises carried out during the colonial period and at present employ similar rhetoric—deadly disease, miracle cures, and fantastic profits—these endeavors were in the past and continue to be buttressed by fictitious notions of virgin tropical nature and the mysterious healing powers of its "primitives."Key Words: pharmacopoeia, tropical rainforest, ethnobotany, medicinal plants, human ecology.
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jackfaces
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
Look you guys got some of it wrong, i lived in the middle east for like 8 years and i have nothign but respect for those people. But when an idiot comes out and states that tehy have a cure for aids thats just mean. I mean it is giving hope to people but its a lie. And i know where some of you are going to go with this. All i am saying is that i don't really think its newsworthy and i blame sites like foxnews and cnn for making it news if we just ignored the red headded step child of the middle east maybe they would go away.
Look you guys got some of it wrong, i lived in the middle east for like 8 years and i have nothign but respect for those people. But when an idiot comes out and states that tehy have a cure for aids thats just mean. I mean it is giving hope to people but its a lie. And i know where some of you are going to go with this. All i am saying is that i don't really think its newsworthy and i blame sites like foxnews and cnn for making it news if we just ignored the red headded step child of the middle east maybe they would go away.
I respect the arab people but i don't care for the leadership in Iran, i mean if they came up with a cure for aids and an invisible missle then i am saying a time machine cannot be far off, plain and simple, lmao
jnewkirk2001 on
It's not what you do today that i care about its what you do tomorrow.
I respect the arab people but i don't care for the leadership in Iran, i mean if they came up with a cure for aids and an invisible missle then i am saying a time machine cannot be far off, plain and simple, lmao
I respect the arab people but i don't care for the leadership in Iran, i mean if they came up with a cure for aids and an invisible missle then i am saying a time machine cannot be far off, plain and simple, lmao
I respect the arab people but i don't care for the leadership in Iran, i mean if they came up with a cure for aids and an invisible missle then i am saying a time machine cannot be far off, plain and simple, lmao
and the part about them all being idiots and destroying the country is what then
I respect the arab people but i don't care for the leadership in Iran, i mean if they came up with a cure for aids and an invisible missle then i am saying a time machine cannot be far off, plain and simple, lmao
and the part about them all being idiots and destroying the country is what then
equality?
No dude, one of his best friends is totally an arab. So it's cool.
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Well, we're on page two and I am already derailing this to beating off and pooping because it's out of gas, but...OK.
So anyway I took this shit last night and it was all like "solid poop solid poop solid poop WATER!" It was like there was this surprise at the end, like there was some liquid sealed in by my three turds. But then about ten minutes later, I was back on the crapper just pouring brown water from my anus. It made the same sound as if I had emptied a pitcher of water into the toilet. I hate when that happens, because then I need to get the bleach-powder and disinfectant spray and make sure the bowl isn't filthy and festering. Not that it's germ-free anyway, I mean, I do intend to continue to shit and piss in it. I think it was the gyro I ate for lunch. But since it was just one liquid dump, it was kinda worth it. It was a pretty good gyro.
:^: to you, Rolo.
In fact, I'm sigging that.
Well that was something.
Hey Sheri. How's it going? I hope you wanted to hear a graphic story about me pooping.
You know, clean out the canal a bit to freshen the scent.
I'm not Sheri.
I just play her on TV
I'm gonna have to start asking her tricky questions.
i hope his poop wasnt
Are you really Sheri?
Good enough for me!
I have noticed something similar. What I have noticed is that if I feel the need to fart, I can usually just go take a shit and then that need is eliminated. I basically almost never fart now, because I know how to prevent or stop it.
I thought it was weird that Sheri had sigged me, but not weird enough to look closely.
I think that doppleganging is not cool.
those idiots
I'm confused, sir.
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
Man, I thought you were just being ironic.
I am so tempted to dopplegang you defender.
He doesn't appreciate it.
I think erisian pope did, once.
Dynagrip did it too, like a few weeks back, I think. That was confusing.
stab!
o man i wish this was real
STEAM!
and the part about them all being idiots and destroying the country is what then
equality?
No dude, one of his best friends is totally an arab. So it's cool.