ok i just have to say something about this.

Defender

Callius wrote:

Defender wrote:

Callius wrote:

Pretty good troll.

Your standards are low, dude.

Like, he could be more subtle, yes. But the retards here will be going off on him for about 20 pages.

Well, we're on page two and I am already derailing this to beating off and pooping because it's out of gas, but...OK.

So anyway I took this shit last night and it was all like "solid poop solid poop solid poop WATER!" It was like there was this surprise at the end, like there was some liquid sealed in by my three turds. But then about ten minutes later, I was back on the crapper just pouring brown water from my anus. It made the same sound as if I had emptied a pitcher of water into the toilet. I hate when that happens, because then I need to get the bleach-powder and disinfectant spray and make sure the bowl isn't filthy and festering. Not that it's germ-free anyway, I mean, I do intend to continue to shit and piss in it. I think it was the gyro I ate for lunch. But since it was just one liquid dump, it was kinda worth it. It was a pretty good gyro.

Uriel

Pata wrote:

Cardboard Tube wrote:

See? I'm never wrong.

Your avatar is broken.

I miss the evil cat.

It's not broke for me.

Defender

Rolo wrote:

Butters wrote:

lostwords wrote:

U S A

ALL THE WAY

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN!

CAUSE THEY'RE TOO DAMN FAT

:^: to you, Rolo.

In fact, I'm sigging that.

Gafoto

I thought defender was a pretty young girl.

Drez

I feel my response was underrated.

ToadTheMushroom

Defender wrote:

Callius wrote:

Defender wrote:

Callius wrote:

Pretty good troll.

Your standards are low, dude.

Like, he could be more subtle, yes. But the retards here will be going off on him for about 20 pages.

Well, we're on page two and I am already derailing this to beating off and pooping because it's out of gas, but...OK.

So anyway I took this shit last night and it was all like "solid poop solid poop solid poop WATER!" It was like there was this surprise at the end, like there was some liquid sealed in by my three turds. But then about ten minutes later, I was back on the crapper just pouring brown water from my anus. It made the same sound as if I had emptied a pitcher of water into the toilet. I hate when that happens, because then I need to get the bleach-powder and disinfectant spray and make sure the bowl isn't filthy and festering. Not that it's germ-free anyway, I mean, I do intend to continue to shit and piss in it. I think it was the gyro I ate for lunch. But since it was just one liquid dump, it was kinda worth it. It was a pretty good gyro.

Well that was something.

Pata

Defender that's disgusting.

Defender

Pata wrote:

Defender that's disgusting.

Hey Sheri. How's it going? I hope you wanted to hear a graphic story about me pooping.

Callius

Defender, have you noticed that if you have really rank gas you can shit and have it's scent diminished a little?

You know, clean out the canal a bit to freshen the scent.

Pata

Defender wrote:

Pata wrote:

Defender that's disgusting.

Hey Sheri. How's it going? I hope you wanted to hear a graphic story about me pooping.

I'm not Sheri.

I just play her on TV

Gafoto

oh boy is defenders face red

Sara Lynn

Man, Sheri was in my room the other day! What if it was really Pata? Or some other person?

I'm gonna have to start asking her tricky questions.

tsplitter

Gafoto wrote:

oh boy is defenders face red

i hope his poop wasnt

Nucsh

Sara Lynn wrote:

Man, Sheri was in my room the other day! What if it was really Pata? Or some other person?

I'm gonna have to start asking her tricky questions.

Are you really Sheri?


Good enough for me!

Defender

Callius wrote:

Defender, have you noticed that if you have really rank gas you can shit and have it's scent diminished a little?

You know, clean out the canal a bit to freshen the scent.

I have noticed something similar. What I have noticed is that if I feel the need to fart, I can usually just go take a shit and then that need is eliminated. I basically almost never fart now, because I know how to prevent or stop it.

Defender

Pata wrote:

Defender wrote:

Pata wrote:

Defender that's disgusting.

Hey Sheri. How's it going? I hope you wanted to hear a graphic story about me pooping.

I'm not Sheri.

I just play her on TV

I thought it was weird that Sheri had sigged me, but not weird enough to look closely.

I think that doppleganging is not cool.

jnewkirk2001

Look you guys got some of it wrong, i lived in the middle east for like 8 years and i have nothign but respect for those people. But when an idiot comes out and states that tehy have a cure for aids thats just mean. I mean it is giving hope to people but its a lie. And i know where some of you are going to go with this. All i am saying is that i don't really think its newsworthy and i blame sites like foxnews and cnn for making it news if we just ignored the red headded step child of the middle east maybe they would go away.

Air

so iran huh


those idiots

CG Faggotry

Yes, yes, yes.

Sara Lynn

jnewkirk2001 wrote:

Look you guys got some of it wrong, i lived in the middle east for like 8 years and i have nothign but respect for those people. But when an idiot comes out and states that tehy have a cure for aids thats just mean. I mean it is giving hope to people but its a lie. And i know where some of you are going to go with this. All i am saying is that i don't really think its newsworthy and i blame sites like foxnews and cnn for making it news if we just ignored the red headded step child of the middle east maybe they would go away.

I'm confused, sir.

Starfuck

Disturbance Pharmacopoeias: Medicine and Myth from the Humid Tropics


Abstract
The much-publicized quest for miracle drug plants in tropical rainforests has provided compelling support for the preservationist agenda. This article questions the assumptions that underpin this claim, particularly the myth that pristine forest represents the primary repository of nature's medicinal providence. After tracing colonial European efforts at medicinal plant discovery, intellectual property exploitation, and plant transference and acclimation, I review the recent resurgence of scientific interest in tropical folk pharmacopoeias. In spite of the image marketed by environmental entrepreneurs, the medicinal foraging preference of rural tropical groups is largely successional mosaics of their own creation—trails, kitchen gardens, swiddens, and forest fallows. Focusing on the subsistence transition from hunting and gathering to small-scale cultivation, I propose that disturbance pharmacopoeias are the logical outcome of changing subsistence strategies, ecological processes, and disease patterns. Salient, familiar, accessible, and rich in bioactive compounds, anthropogenic nature represents the ideal tropical medicine chest. Whereas bioprospecting enterprises carried out during the colonial period and at present employ similar rhetoric—deadly disease, miracle cures, and fantastic profits—these endeavors were in the past and continue to be buttressed by fictitious notions of virgin tropical nature and the mysterious healing powers of its "primitives."Key Words: pharmacopoeia, tropical rainforest, ethnobotany, medicinal plants, human ecology.

OmegaTofuNinja

Hey, wow...

Drez

Defender wrote:

Pata wrote:

Defender wrote:

Pata wrote:

Defender that's disgusting.

Hey Sheri. How's it going? I hope you wanted to hear a graphic story about me pooping.

I'm not Sheri.

I just play her on TV

I thought it was weird that Sheri had sigged me, but not weird enough to look closely.

I think that doppleganging is not cool.

Man, I thought you were just being ironic.

Gafoto

Defender wrote:

Pata wrote:

Defender wrote:

Pata wrote:

Defender that's disgusting.

Hey Sheri. How's it going? I hope you wanted to hear a graphic story about me pooping.

I'm not Sheri.

I just play her on TV

I thought it was weird that Sheri had sigged me, but not weird enough to look closely.

I think that doppleganging is not cool.

I am so tempted to dopplegang you defender.

Air

jnewkirk2001 wrote:

Look you guys got some of it wrong, i lived in the middle east for like 8 years and i have nothign but respect for those people. But when an idiot comes out and states that tehy have a cure for aids thats just mean. I mean it is giving hope to people but its a lie. And i know where some of you are going to go with this. All i am saying is that i don't really think its newsworthy and i blame sites like foxnews and cnn for making it news if we just ignored the red headded step child of the middle east maybe they would go away.

Pata

Gafoto wrote:

I am so tempted to dopplegang you defender.

Do it.

Anime Owns

It's been done.

He doesn't appreciate it.

CG Faggotry

Gigglio wrote:

It's been done.

He doesn't appreciate it.

I think erisian pope did, once.

Pata

jnewkirk2001 wrote:

Look you guys got some of it wrong, i lived in the middle east for like 8 years and i have nothign but respect for those people. But when an idiot comes out and states that tehy have a cure for aids thats just mean. I mean it is giving hope to people but its a lie. And i know where some of you are going to go with this. All i am saying is that i don't really think its newsworthy and i blame sites like foxnews and cnn for making it news if we just ignored the red headded step child of the middle east maybe they would go away.

lostwords

CasinoGhost wrote:

Gigglio wrote:

It's been done.

He doesn't appreciate it.

I think erisian pope did, once.

Dynagrip did it too, like a few weeks back, I think. That was confusing.

Gafoto

Oh yeah this is totally worth it.

CG Faggotry

Just don't make it a 'Slung' farce.

jnewkirk2001

I respect the arab people but i don't care for the leadership in Iran, i mean if they came up with a cure for aids and an invisible missle then i am saying a time machine cannot be far off, plain and simple, lmao

Gafoto

I'm an annoying douche, just like Defender. You won't be able to tell the two of us apart in a week or two.

babyeatingjesus

we're not still talking about Iran in here, are we?

Gafoto

jnewkirk2001 wrote:

I respect the arab people but i don't care for the leadership in Iran, i mean if they came up with a cure for aids and an invisible missle then i am saying a time machine cannot be far off, plain and simple, lmao

tugga

jnewkirk2001 wrote:

I respect the arab people but i don't care for the leadership in Iran, i mean if they came up with a cure for aids and an invisible missle then i am saying a time machine cannot be far off, plain and simple, lmao

stab!

o man i wish this was real

Air

jnewkirk2001 wrote:

I respect the arab people but i don't care for the leadership in Iran, i mean if they came up with a cure for aids and an invisible missle then i am saying a time machine cannot be far off, plain and simple, lmao

and the part about them all being idiots and destroying the country is what then


equality?

jnewkirk2001

ok so everyone go find something better to do i am done with this, it was my little rant and now its just getting stupid.

Anime Owns

Air wrote:

jnewkirk2001 wrote:

I respect the arab people but i don't care for the leadership in Iran, i mean if they came up with a cure for aids and an invisible missle then i am saying a time machine cannot be far off, plain and simple, lmao

and the part about them all being idiots and destroying the country is what then


equality?

No dude, one of his best friends is totally an arab. So it's cool.