I gotta take a shit

Rankenphile

And I've beat all the games on my phone over and over again.

So, let's discuss good mobile games.

For instance, I have played Freestyle Moto-X II so many fucking times. It's a great little game, but I've beaten every track with flawless scores, then gone and reset the scores and did it again, like three fucking times now.

Bejeweled demo - yeah, fuck that.

Doom RPG - fun for a bit, but gets super repetitive and the way movement works in it kind of bones you against some monsters.

SlideShow - why the fuck is that even listed as a god-damned game?

Scarlotti's War - just got this last night, seems sort of fun.

Splinter Cell II - I had this on my last phone, and it was a pretty fun little side-scroller.


So, what games do you have? What do you play when you take a shit? More importantly, what games are awesome and available over Cingular's network that run on a Razr v3?

Mendoza

chess is the best phone game

Synthetic Orange

My DS has become the primary vector for e. coli bacteria in the house.

Gafoto

Did you read my shit story? It was pretty fantastic.

Rankenphile

Mendoza wrote:

chess is the best phone game

woah woah slow down there Poindexter Q. Einstein

When I take a dump I'm not in there for an hour

I'm talking quick games you can play while you pinch a loaf.

Uriel

The Elder Scrolls Travels was alright but the levels were huge and really difficult to find your way around.

Butters

I browse the interweb on my phone when I am shitting sometimes but a game is too much work for me.

Monkeybomb

YES

I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets excited when they find that they didn't forget their phone before heading to the shitter.

Rankenphile

Monkeybomb wrote:

YES

I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets excited when they find that they didn't forget their phone before heading to the shitter.

dude

isn't that what games on the phone are for?

babyeatingjesus

damn kids and their phones.

When I had a cell phone all I had was worm and dammit I loved it!

SeñorAmor

I do crossword puzzles on the can.

My wife is always giving me a hard time cuz I can easily spend 30 min in the bathroom poopin' and solvin'.

Xaquin

make a game of it.

for example, you could see how many phone games you could beat in an hour, then try to break that record.

Monkeybomb

Oh, I know. I'm just saying.

sometimes I shit in my cubicle


I'm currently playing Yahtzee deluxe. Beat those AI fuckers almost every time now, except when it fucking cheats.

Oh, yeah, that roll was totally random. The EXACT SAME sides coming up again is obviously very randomized.

Gafoto

Get wireless and make a post from the shitter. I do that all the time when I'm home.

Perrsun

Has anyone played the Kingdom Hearts phone game? How is it?

babyeatingjesus

I either bring the Zombie survival guide and read that on the crapper, or in extreme situations I will just take a tv table and my laptop and post in SE++

Uriel

Perrsun wrote:

Has anyone played the Kingdom Hearts phone game? How is it?

Am I the only one who thinks Kingdom hearts is pretty stupid?

Rankenphile

Uriel wrote:

Perrsun wrote:

Has anyone played the Kingdom Hearts phone game? How is it?

Am I the only one who thinks Kingdom hearts is pretty stupid?

god damn it

why does this have to be the one thing I agree with you about?

Butters

Uriel wrote:

Perrsun wrote:

Has anyone played the Kingdom Hearts phone game? How is it?

Am I the only one who thinks Kingdom hearts is pretty stupid?

Moments like this make me happy I hate you.

BigDes

I have a Prince of Persia game on my phone, it is pretty decent. Also I have snake II and tetris.

SeñorAmor

I have a Razr. I can transfer music and pics to and from my phone, but I can't get games to work.

Dr_Keenbean

I have the same phone as you and passed many a log playing Metal Slug before I got my DS.

Uriel

Rankenphile wrote:

Uriel wrote:

Perrsun wrote:

Has anyone played the Kingdom Hearts phone game? How is it?

Am I the only one who thinks Kingdom hearts is pretty stupid?

god damn it

why does this have to be the one thing I agree with you about?

I don't know?

tsplitter

who here had to go to disneyworld when they were 16

Cogliostro

I usually read books when I'm on the can. I just finished a Star Wars book in there, and am now reading a TNG Book entitled "Reunion"


It's pretty goddamned often.

Uriel

I've got like, some Werewolf side scrolling beat'em'up game. But the controls suck.

EDIT: This was a terrible post to start a new page with.

lostwords

When I had a regular DS, I never took it with me, because it was too bulky in my pocket to take to the pooper during work. I didn't want to be that weirdo who brough stuff to the bathroom when he pooed. Now that I have a DS lite, I take it with me to the pooper at work all the time. I can't wait for FF6 to come out, so I can spend half the work day in the can playing that.

redimpulse

I too have beat all my phone games.

But for some reason I have Bubble Bobble on my PSP. Damn repetitive, but good way to waste toilet time.

Ubik

Tetris is pretty cool.


Also, Orcs and Elves.

tsplitter

i like calling random people when im on the can

ohthecommotion

I play Freecell.

Over and over.

And over.

I can stop any time. Really. Just one more game. I'm not sick.

Perrsun

tsplitter wrote:

who here had to go to disneyworld when they were 16

Who "has to" go to Disneyworld? Did you need to pass some sort of test there before getting your driver's liscense?

Callius

My shits usually take a grand total of 2 or 3 minutes. 5 if I'm really blocked up.

I dunno, I just have a nice, wide open colon chute.

lostwords

Callius wrote:

My shits usually take a grand total of 2 or 3 minutes. 5 if I'm really blocked up.

I dunno, I just have a nice, wide open colon chute.

Yeah, sorry about that. Next time, we can use lube. I guess

tsplitter

Perrsun wrote:

tsplitter wrote:

who here had to go to disneyworld when they were 16

Who "has to" go to Disneyworld? Did you need to pass some sort of test there before getting your driver's liscense?

my girlfriend at the time made me go

no i didnt get any sex

yes epcot center is boring

babyeatingjesus

tsplitter wrote:

Perrsun wrote:

tsplitter wrote:

who here had to go to disneyworld when they were 16

Who "has to" go to Disneyworld? Did you need to pass some sort of test there before getting your driver's liscense?

my girlfriend at the time made me go

no i didnt get any sex

yes epcot center is boring

Disneyland is ok. MGM Studios was fun.

Universal Studios Island of Adventure is the way to go, though.

Garlic Bread

tsplitter wrote:

Perrsun wrote:

tsplitter wrote:

who here had to go to disneyworld when they were 16

Who "has to" go to Disneyworld? Did you need to pass some sort of test there before getting your driver's liscense?

my girlfriend at the time made me go

no i didnt get any sex

yes epcot center is boring

I went to Disney World last May and Epcot was the best place

Magic Kingdom sucked balls

although I was kind of passed out the whole time we were at Animal Kingdom and MGM

Sheri

Keith is right.

Epcot is the best.

Callius

They sell Jelly Babies at Epcot.

Epcot rules.

Garlic Bread

that soda place was fun

except for that "Beverly" soda from Italy

that is the worst shit this side of poopsville

Callius

I'm pretty sure this is a pretty boring day on the boards.