I gotta take a shit

naporeon

I read books and--when available--wirelessly surf the web on my PalmPilot.

I call it "turd surfing."

Garlic Bread

Callius wrote:

I'm pretty sure this is a pretty boring day on the boards.

It is

And my family's being all bitchy

everyone's threatening to kill themselves

thank god the 6-month-old baby can't understand english yet

Jedi Renegade

I shudder to imagine the dynamics in your family such that threatening to kill themselves is classified "all bitchy".

Newtron

I would like to go..to the expot

hughtron

Guys there is a new Chin Up Chin Up record coming out.

Exciting.

Garlic Bread

Jedi Renegade wrote:

I shudder to imagine the dynamics in your family such that threatening to kill themselves is classified "all bitchy".

well, we have my retarded 19 year old brother all yelling because I keep blocking webcam sites because he keeps propositioning 15 year old boys on them. so he's apparently going to kill me while I sleep, kill my dad while he sleeps, or kill himself. Or all of the above

then we have my mom yelling because he's yelling, and then turning it into "none of my children believe in jesus i didn't raise them properly i should just kill myself."

my dad and my other brother just got home so it's only a few minutes until everyone's yelling

and the baby doesn't give a shit

Staleghoti

I got the full version of bejewled.

it never gets any more or less boring

Jedi Renegade

Keith wrote:

Jedi Renegade wrote:

I shudder to imagine the dynamics in your family such that threatening to kill themselves is classified "all bitchy".

well, we have my retarded 19 year old brother all yelling because I keep blocking webcam sites because he keeps propositioning 15 year old boys on them. so he's apparently going to kill me while I sleep, kill my dad while he sleeps, or kill himself. Or all of the above

then we have my mom yelling because he's yelling, and then turning it into "none of my children believe in jesus i didn't raise them properly i should just kill myself."

my dad and my other brother just got home so it's only a few minutes until everyone's yelling

and the baby doesn't give a shit

I like the baby's approach, he's all right.

hughtron

Also I went to Disneyworld when I was sixteen and spent like $50 on Gundam models at Epcot Japan.

I wanted to bring in like twenty water bottles and just fill them with soda from that soda museum.

In conclusion: Epcot was pretty neat.

Garlic Bread

Jedi Renegade wrote:

Keith wrote:

Jedi Renegade wrote:

I shudder to imagine the dynamics in your family such that threatening to kill themselves is classified "all bitchy".

well, we have my retarded 19 year old brother all yelling because I keep blocking webcam sites because he keeps propositioning 15 year old boys on them. so he's apparently going to kill me while I sleep, kill my dad while he sleeps, or kill himself. Or all of the above

then we have my mom yelling because he's yelling, and then turning it into "none of my children believe in jesus i didn't raise them properly i should just kill myself."

my dad and my other brother just got home so it's only a few minutes until everyone's yelling

and the baby doesn't give a shit

I like the baby's approach, he's all right.

she

J. Grant

tsplitter wrote:

my girlfriend at the time made me go

no i didnt get any sex

yes epcot center is boring

Can anyone in the class tell me what these two sentences have to do with each other? Anyone? Hmmm?

Jedi Renegade

Keith wrote:

Jedi Renegade wrote:

Keith wrote:

Jedi Renegade wrote:

I shudder to imagine the dynamics in your family such that threatening to kill themselves is classified "all bitchy".

well, we have my retarded 19 year old brother all yelling because I keep blocking webcam sites because he keeps propositioning 15 year old boys on them. so he's apparently going to kill me while I sleep, kill my dad while he sleeps, or kill himself. Or all of the above

then we have my mom yelling because he's yelling, and then turning it into "none of my children believe in jesus i didn't raise them properly i should just kill myself."

my dad and my other brother just got home so it's only a few minutes until everyone's yelling

and the baby doesn't give a shit

I like the baby's approach, he's all right.

she

oh

shit

okay she

sorry about that one

Newtron

J. Grant wrote:

tsplitter wrote:

my girlfriend at the time made me go

no i didnt get any sex

yes epcot center is boring

Can anyone in the class tell me what these two sentences have to do with each other? Anyone? Hmmm?

Virginity.

Garlic Bread

Jedi Renegade wrote:

Keith wrote:

Jedi Renegade wrote:

Keith wrote:

Jedi Renegade wrote:

I shudder to imagine the dynamics in your family such that threatening to kill themselves is classified "all bitchy".

well, we have my retarded 19 year old brother all yelling because I keep blocking webcam sites because he keeps propositioning 15 year old boys on them. so he's apparently going to kill me while I sleep, kill my dad while he sleeps, or kill himself. Or all of the above

then we have my mom yelling because he's yelling, and then turning it into "none of my children believe in jesus i didn't raise them properly i should just kill myself."

my dad and my other brother just got home so it's only a few minutes until everyone's yelling

and the baby doesn't give a shit

I like the baby's approach, he's all right.

she

oh

shit

okay she

sorry about that one

god i might as well kill myself you didn't guess my niece's gender correctly

Drez

J. Grant wrote:

tsplitter wrote:

my girlfriend at the time made me go

no i didnt get any sex

yes epcot center is boring

Can anyone in the class tell me what these two sentences have to do with each other? Anyone? Hmmm?

He didn't get sex in the epcot center, thus it bored him. He did not achieve his goal and the reality of what epcot offered was a vagina-less experience, thus boring.

I think.

Staleghoti

Way to go to epcot with your girlfriend.

She totally wanted to go to Universal Studios

The Otaku Suppository

Keith wrote:

Jedi Renegade wrote:

Keith wrote:

Jedi Renegade wrote:

Keith wrote:

Jedi Renegade wrote:

I shudder to imagine the dynamics in your family such that threatening to kill themselves is classified "all bitchy".

well, we have my retarded 19 year old brother all yelling because I keep blocking webcam sites because he keeps propositioning 15 year old boys on them. so he's apparently going to kill me while I sleep, kill my dad while he sleeps, or kill himself. Or all of the above

then we have my mom yelling because he's yelling, and then turning it into "none of my children believe in jesus i didn't raise them properly i should just kill myself."

my dad and my other brother just got home so it's only a few minutes until everyone's yelling

and the baby doesn't give a shit

I like the baby's approach, he's all right.

she

oh

shit

okay she

sorry about that one

god i might as well kill myself you didn't guess my niece's gender correctly

Can...can we fire you out of a cannon?

Garlic Bread

Epcot also had that space mission ride which was awesome except I hear they made the gravity a lot weaker

naporeon

Yo, Otaku.

J. Grant

Drez wrote:

J. Grant wrote:

tsplitter wrote:

my girlfriend at the time made me go

no i didnt get any sex

yes epcot center is boring

Can anyone in the class tell me what these two sentences have to do with each other? Anyone? Hmmm?

He didn't get sex in the epcot center, thus it bored him. He did not achieve his goal and the reality of what epcot offered was a vagina-less experience, thus boring.

I think.

That exactly correct, Mr. Drez. Had he fucked whilst touring Epcot Center, he likely would not have been bored.

Let's fuck.

Sheri

Jesus Christ, Matt, that's a lot of kills.

Drez

Staleghoti wrote:

Way to go to epcot with your girlfriend.

She totally wanted to go to Universal Studios

Don't worry, I took care of that.

Jedi Renegade

Kill yourself so you can fit in with the rest of your family.

The baby shall raise herself in the wild, learning to use tools as our ancestors did.

Newtron

Keith wrote:

Epcot also had that space mission ride which was awesome except I hear they made the gravity a lot weaker

They should raise it, so I can go and train in there.

Drez

J. Grant wrote:

Drez wrote:

J. Grant wrote:

tsplitter wrote:

my girlfriend at the time made me go

no i didnt get any sex

yes epcot center is boring

Can anyone in the class tell me what these two sentences have to do with each other? Anyone? Hmmm?

He didn't get sex in the epcot center, thus it bored him. He did not achieve his goal and the reality of what epcot offered was a vagina-less experience, thus boring.

I think.

That exactly correct, Mr. Drez. Had he fucked whilst touring Epcot Center, he likely would not have been bored.

Let's fuck.

At this point it'd feel like I was fucking myself.

Which I was just about to do anyway. So, let's go.

naporeon

Sheri wrote:

Jesus Christ, Matt, that's a lot of kills.

I should totally get some assists on a couple of those.

Like, totally.

The Otaku Suppository

naporeon wrote:

Yo, Otaku.

Hey dude. I am pissed because the Colts won. How are tricks?

Garlic Bread

Jedi Renegade wrote:

Kill yourself so you can fit in with the rest of your family.

The baby shall raise herself in the wild, learning to use tools as our ancestors did.

the baby shoves everything into her mouth

she wouldn't survive in the wild

at least not until she's old enough to become a prostitute

Sheri

naporeon wrote:

Sheri wrote:

Jesus Christ, Matt, that's a lot of kills.

I should totally get some assists on a couple of those.

Like, totally.

You'd have some kills yourself if you hadn't jumped in front of the bus.

Garlic Bread

Sheri wrote:

Jesus Christ, Matt, that's a lot of kills.

who the fuck is matt

Sheri

Keith wrote:

Sheri wrote:

Jesus Christ, Matt, that's a lot of kills.

who the fuck is matt

Not you.

Unless your name is Matt.

In which case, who's Keith?

Rankenphile

Keith wrote:

Sheri wrote:

Jesus Christ, Matt, that's a lot of kills.

who the fuck is matt

hi

The Otaku Suppository

Keith wrote:

Sheri wrote:

Jesus Christ, Matt, that's a lot of kills.

who the fuck is matt

That would be me. All living the hobo life, shanking people with my hobo knife.

naporeon

The Otaku Inquisition wrote:

naporeon wrote:

Yo, Otaku.

Hey dude. I am pissed because the Colts won. How are tricks?

Tricks is good. I was actually hoping the Colts would win, so I was happy.

Then I played Trivial Pursuit for money. Which was fun.

Then I got a ride home and was super super drunk.

Actually, I got the order wrong. The drunk part was considerably earlier in the day.

Staleghoti

Canada's "New" Government has made a new Canada's Food Guide!

I bet it recommends becoming fat like americans!

Garlic Bread

Rankenphile wrote:

Keith wrote:

Sheri wrote:

Jesus Christ, Matt, that's a lot of kills.

who the fuck is matt

hi

The Otaku Inquisition wrote:

Keith wrote:

Sheri wrote:

Jesus Christ, Matt, that's a lot of kills.

who the fuck is matt

That would be me. All living the hobo life, shanking people with my hobo knife.

see

this is why we don't use first names on the internet

Sheri

Staleghoti wrote:

Canada's "New" Government has made a new Canada's Food Guide!

I bet it recommends becoming fat like americans!

'Kay, Skeletor.

Sheri

Keith wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

Keith wrote:

Sheri wrote:

Jesus Christ, Matt, that's a lot of kills.

who the fuck is matt

hi

The Otaku Inquisition wrote:

Keith wrote:

Sheri wrote:

Jesus Christ, Matt, that's a lot of kills.

who the fuck is matt

That would be me. All living the hobo life, shanking people with my hobo knife.

see

this is why we don't use first names on the internet

Matt knew who I was talking to.

Rank knew it wasn't him cuz I call him Rank.

The Otaku Suppository

Sheri wrote:

Keith wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

Keith wrote:

Sheri wrote:

Jesus Christ, Matt, that's a lot of kills.

who the fuck is matt

hi

The Otaku Inquisition wrote:

Keith wrote:

Sheri wrote:

Jesus Christ, Matt, that's a lot of kills.

who the fuck is matt

That would be me. All living the hobo life, shanking people with my hobo knife.

see

this is why we don't use first names on the internet

Matt knew who I was talking to.

Rank knew it wasn't him cuz I call him Rank.

Besides, I am the original. The template from which all other Matts were wrought.

J. Grant

Staleghoti wrote:

Canada's "New" Government has made a new Canada's Food Guide!

I bet it recommends becoming fat like americans!

Yes, because if there's one thing Canadians are, it's thin.