"Smartest" Man in the world

Raijin Quickfoot

naporeon wrote:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm sure you can find some giant amazonian woman who can actually fit her arms around your fat head to console you.

P10

Raijin Quickfoot wrote:

naporeon wrote:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm sure you can find some giant amazonian woman who can actually fit her arms around your fat head to console you.

As if a woman would want to console a fathead

Butters

Well look on the bright side. At least your...your head is fat.

Wait...no bright side.

HA!

naporeon

The best part is, when my ex was in China, she stopped at some hat place to get a "worker's hat" for me.

She just told them to grab the largest one. They laughed at her. But this hat was worth her getting ridiculed.

And it barely fits me.

But stop making fun of my disproportionately large head. I came to cloak my crippling insecurities in internet bad-assery.

I still await your validation.

Rankenphile

if you're so smart, what color underpants am I wearing?

huh, fathead?

Raijin Quickfoot

Rankenphile wrote:

if you're so smart, what color underpants am I wearing?

huh, fathead?

Can I guess?

Are they puce?

naporeon

Rank, everyone knows that you don't where underpants.

And on those rare occasions when you must, it is a sheer lavender thong.

Faricazy

jewish people have large heads



i'm jewish

Raijin Quickfoot

naporeon wrote:

Rank, everyone knows that you don't where underpants.

And on those rare occasions when you must, it is a sheer lavender thong.

Fathead used the wrong version of "wear"


More ridicule!!

Rankenphile

naporeon wrote:

Rank, everyone knows that you don't where underpants.

And on those rare occasions when you must, it is a sheer lavender thong.

well, my tests check out

this fathead is the real deal

except he can't spell "wear"

but technicalities are for the feeble-minded

naporeon

I dated a Jewish chick, once.

Maybe it rubbed off on me.

naporeon

Dude, you guys all missed how I spelled "hat" H-A-D up there, and had to edit it.

Suckas!

Dead Legend

naporeon wrote:

Rank, everyone knows that you don't where underpants.

And on those rare occasions when you must, it is a sheer lavender thong.

Oh good, I thought there was a crack in my boots.

Raijin Quickfoot

naporeon wrote:

Dude, you guys all missed how I spelled "hat" H-A-D up there, and had to edit it.

Suckas!

We can't all be fathead geniuses like you.

Rankenphile

I rubbed off on a jewish chick once

Butters

naporeon wrote:

I dated a Jewish chick, once.

Maybe it rubbed off on me.

Probably because your giant head had a similar size nose as she.

Butters

naporeon wrote:

Dude, you guys all missed how I spelled "hat" H-A-D up there, and had to edit it.

Suckas!

I did see that. I just didn't care.

naporeon

Were those guys who were bragging about test scores for real, fellas?

I mean, really?

Who does that?

Framling

Guys, my head has a creepy flat spot on it.

Dead Legend

nobody got my joke

Butters

Framling wrote:

Guys, my head has a creepy fat spot on it.

Probably a bunch of them.

ham hammer

Framling wrote:

Guys, my head has a creepy flat spot on it.

Is it fat?

Abracadaniel

Framling wrote:

Guys, my head has a creepy flat spot on it.

I noticed that.

I think part of the right side of my head sticks out a bit.

World as Myth

Framling wrote:

Guys, my head has a creepy flat spot on it.

Right in the back, in the middle? Mine too.

Faricazy

Sometimes I wonder what I would look like shaved or buzzed.

naporeon

I shave my head a lot. You know, to mitigate the size.

Also to allow me to wear hats.

World as Myth

naporeon wrote:

I shave my head a lot. You know, to mitigate the size.

Also to allow me to wear hats.

FATHEAD

(did I do it right)

naporeon

World As Myth wrote:

naporeon wrote:

I shave my head a lot. You know, to mitigate the size.

Also to allow me to wear hats.

FATHEAD

(did I do it right)

It appears so.

Also, are you going to go back to your Saint of Killers av? Because that was super rad.

World as Myth

naporeon wrote:

World As Myth wrote:

naporeon wrote:

I shave my head a lot. You know, to mitigate the size.

Also to allow me to wear hats.

FATHEAD

(did I do it right)

It appears so.

Also, are you going to go back to your Saint of Killers av? Because that was super rad.

I don't know, it was aesthetically wrong somehow. His face was inappreciably tiny, or something. Plus this one was too good to pass up.

Framling

World As Myth wrote:

Framling wrote:

Guys, my head has a creepy flat spot on it.

Right in the back, in the middle? Mine too.

No. It's off toward the left. And it's seriously almost a dent.

When I was born, there was a lump in the skin on my head, and the skull developed around it. The lump went away, and left this dented-in part.

Butters

World As Myth wrote:

naporeon wrote:

I shave my head a lot. You know, to mitigate the size.

Also to allow me to wear hats.

FATHEAD

(did I do it right)

Not bad, rookie. Pretty soon you can use italics.

real_pochacco

anti dis-genics? goddamn this guy isn't too bright.

I don't understand how, on the one hand, he can claim academia to be too limiting, while at the same time support an educational system where everyone is taught one system of thinking and ethics.

naporeon

Guys, I just took a screencap of my LSAT scores.

I'm totally going to post it.

Because I am smart.

Raneados

naporeon wrote:

Guys, I just took a screencap of my LSAT scores.

I'm totally going to post it.

Because I am smart.

this online IQ test says I am probably smarter than you

naporeon

Raneados wrote:

naporeon wrote:

Guys, I just took a screencap of my LSAT scores.

I'm totally going to post it.

Because I am smart.

this online IQ test says I am probably smarter than you

Yeah, well Uriel's Mom says I am probably smarter than you.

Top that.

mrpaku

uriel's mom raised uriel though

naporeon

mrpaku wrote:

uriel's mom raised uriel though

Oh shit.

Well, you've definitely got me there.

Butters

naporeon wrote:

mrpaku wrote:

uriel's mom raised uriel though

Oh shit.

Well, you've definitely got me there.

Fathead.

Seph

Welcome to SE++ don't be too awesome, or we'll JAIL YOU

Butters

We should be jailing fatheads.