Best Super Bowl Ad Ever?

sarukun

That was easily one of my favorites.



"It wuz a big rock...."

JWFokker

Jordyn wrote:

JWFokker wrote:

Druhim wrote:

JWFokker wrote:

Keith wrote:

JWFokker wrote:

To maintain the commercial theme in this thread here are the Bud Light commercials:

Rock, Paper, Scissors

and Fist Bump Is Out

I really liked this commerical

I like how there are multiple oversized sigs used by people posting in that thread.

Hey Einstein, That's because the rule had just been posted and they hadn't had time to change them yet. It's been a couple of weeks now.

Hey, guess what? Sigs update in all threads when you change them. And no, they haven't changed them.

I guess you better not fix yours then. This makes sense.

I'm glad you've seen the error of you ways.

Framling

revolve wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

Scrumtrulescent wrote:

Larlar wrote:

JWFokker wrote:

To maintain the commercial theme in this thread here are the Bud Light commercials:

Rock, Paper, Scissors

The last two seconds of that are great.

"I threw a rock."

oh god, i'm not the only one who thought of that episode at the "I threw a rock" line.

Buddy, with Jordyn here, you don't ever have to worry that you're the only one that thought of some DCAU reference when you see something.

Jordyn

And in regards to oversized sigs, I'm sure it's only a matter of time before Tube decides that he cares about them.

TheBlackWind

Jordyn wrote:

And in regards to oversized sigs, I'm sure it's only a matter of time before Tube decides that he cares about them.

It'll be a slow week in the forums when that rolls around.

Framling

Jordyn wrote:

And in regards to oversized sigs, I'm sure it's only a matter of time before Tube decides that he cares about them.

And when that day comes...

sarukun

I can't stop thinking of that radio episode of Dragnet with the barrels of hydrochloric acid that the murderer dumped the body in and almost got away with if not for that tiny fleck of bone that wasn't quite dissolved yet.


I think it was Dragnet, anyway.

jwalk

Why doesn't Timmy care? A film by Bell Labs.

sarukun

jwalk wrote:

Why doesn't Timmy care? A film by Bell Labs.

"Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"

jackal

So if there are two images stacked would it be limited to 80 pixels total or 80 pixels rendered? For example I have a 60 pixel height image and a 19 pixel height image, but most browsers but about three pixels between them. Am I therefore 1 pixel under the limit or 2 pixels over?

Jordyn

Well either way, there's also a rule that says they need to be around 50k in size, and that gif is 79k.

Garlic Bread

Jordyn wrote:

Well either way, there's also a rule that says they need to be around 50k in size, and that gif is 79k.

you like to complain about everything

Druhim

Jordyn seems to think she's a mod.

jackal

Jordyn wrote:

Well either way, there's also a rule that says they need to be around 50k in size, and that gif is 79k.

50K is a soft limit isn't it, and 100K is the hard limit?

[edit]
Crap. My xbox live sig puts it over 100K. I think it is time to retire dick in the box anyway.

Jordyn

he asked if it was too big!

It is too big but not in the way he thought!

This could be taking so wrong out of context!

Garlic Bread

Jordyn wrote:

he asked if it was too big!

It is too big but not in the way he thought!

This could be taking so wrong out of context!

And where is it taking this "so wrong out of context"?

Raneados

Keith wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

he asked if it was too big!

It is too big but not in the way he thought!

This could be taking so wrong out of context!

And where is it taking this "so wrong out of context"?

COULD be

as in those sentences could be used to describe a penis

keith are you retarded

Jordyn

jackal wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

Well either way, there's also a rule that says they need to be around 50k in size, and that gif is 79k.

50K is a soft limit isn't it, and 100K is the hard limit?

Uh, yeah.

I don't know about that pixel thing though, I don't do math, like adding 'n' shit.

Jordyn

And then I was coverd in semen!

Garlic Bread

Raneados wrote:

Keith wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

he asked if it was too big!

It is too big but not in the way he thought!

This could be taking so wrong out of context!

And where is it taking this "so wrong out of context"?

COULD be

as in those sentences could be used to describe a penis

keith are you retarded

I believe the word she meant was "taken".

raneados do you want me to be fucking retarded

Jordyn

yes taken is the word I meant.

My hands are so tired from juggling balls.

Raneados

Keith wrote:

Raneados wrote:

Keith wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

he asked if it was too big!

It is too big but not in the way he thought!

This could be taking so wrong out of context!

And where is it taking this "so wrong out of context"?

COULD be

as in those sentences could be used to describe a penis

keith are you retarded

I believe the word she meant was "taken".

raneados do you want me to be fucking retarded

I look past spelling errors to the nougaty center of the candy message

Garlic Bread

Jordyn wrote:

yes taken is the word I meant.

My hands are so tired from juggling balls.

Is this all part of your stand-up bit

Jordyn

I'm trying to figure out how I can do stand-up on messageboards instead of leaving my house and going places.

Druhim

Jordyn wrote:

yes taken is the word I meant.

My hands are so tired from juggling balls.

And presumably how you ended up covered in semen.

Garlic Bread

Jordyn wrote:

I'm trying to figure out how I can do stand-up on messageboards instead of leaving my house and going places.

webcams

you're a girl, so that means someone will watch

tsplitter

the only good that came out of thid thread is now i really want to have sex with sarukun

Godfather

Where's that careerbuilder ad where all the employees had a battle royale?

It brought the laughs.

JWFokker

Godfather wrote:

Where's that careerbuilder ad where all the employees had a battle royale?

It brought the laughs.

Ask and ye shall receive:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTcaAxCtVho
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCsLITgWzTI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-En-JrsBBc

Riggs Blitzkrieg

the best commercial at the super bowl was prince

Raijin Quickfoot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjuXbYW6KmE

I liked this commercial. It was an advertisement for a chocolate candy in bar form and it made me laugh.

I think their may be nuts in the bar but I am not sure.

sark

i knew this was coming.

when i saw this ad, i was thinking, `so... being gay isn't "manly"? gay men aren't real men? uhh, okay.'

Bloods End

Great. Take something fun then kill it.

Raneados

Bloods End wrote:

Great. Take something fun then kill it.

it's a PC world, dude

welcome to it

Lardalish

Thats what society is!

Lord Dave

wah wah gays are manly too
having sex with men like a lady is just as manly as being a greasy trucker
stop oppressing me with your facist penis that does not go into man butts

Raneados

Lord Dave wrote:

wah wah gays are manly too
having sex with men like a lady is just as manly as being a greasy trucker
stop oppressing me with your facist penis that does not go into man butts

dude I know a gay guy named Eric and he will seriously crush anyone's skull in for 20 dollars

he's got a rugged black beard and is 6'2 and weighs probably 230 pounds and he can bench something close to one million pounds

seriously he is a goddamn scary man and the least gay gay person I know

Lord Dave

Raneados wrote:

Lord Dave wrote:

wah wah gays are manly too
having sex with men like a lady is just as manly as being a greasy trucker
stop oppressing me with your facist penis that does not go into man butts

dude I know a gay guy named Eric and he will seriously crush anyone's skull in for 20 dollars

he's got a rugged black beard and is 6'2 and weighs probably 230 pounds and he can bench something close to one million pounds

seriously he is a goddamn scary man and the least gay gay person I know

sometimes when he looks at you he is thinking how nice your bottom looks
then he lifts a truck over his head while he imagines plowing your loins

Raneados

Lord Dave wrote:

Raneados wrote:

Lord Dave wrote:

wah wah gays are manly too
having sex with men like a lady is just as manly as being a greasy trucker
stop oppressing me with your facist penis that does not go into man butts

dude I know a gay guy named Eric and he will seriously crush anyone's skull in for 20 dollars

he's got a rugged black beard and is 6'2 and weighs probably 230 pounds and he can bench something close to one million pounds

seriously he is a goddamn scary man and the least gay gay person I know

sometimes when he looks at you he is thinking how nice your bottom looks
then he lifts a truck over his head while he imagines plowing your loins

a lot of gay kids in High school said I looked "pretty"

I made an angry face a them and then I was like "ohh, it's a compliment...aww, thanks, gay guy that just walked up to me out of the blue"

it's well known that I am gorgeous

Lord Dave

Raneados wrote:

Lord Dave wrote:

Raneados wrote:

Lord Dave wrote:

wah wah gays are manly too
having sex with men like a lady is just as manly as being a greasy trucker
stop oppressing me with your facist penis that does not go into man butts

dude I know a gay guy named Eric and he will seriously crush anyone's skull in for 20 dollars

he's got a rugged black beard and is 6'2 and weighs probably 230 pounds and he can bench something close to one million pounds

seriously he is a goddamn scary man and the least gay gay person I know

sometimes when he looks at you he is thinking how nice your bottom looks
then he lifts a truck over his head while he imagines plowing your loins

a lot of gay kids in High school said I looked "pretty"

I made an angry face a them and then I was like "ohh, it's a compliment...aww, thanks, gay guy that just walked up to me out of the blue"

it's well known that I am gorgeous

gorgeousness is the manliest thing
I have a chart here that compares gorgeousness with testosterone levels, but it is invisible.