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Cmdr SheppardCmdr Sheppard __BANNED USERS regular
edited March 2011 in Help / Advice Forum
I'm ashamed to say that it would appear I have misspelled Shepard. Could an administrator please change my name to "Cmdr Shepard" to fix this typo? I would greatly appreciate it.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Name changes are, as a general rule, not done. Every once in a while, there will be a name change thread, where you have a 50% chance of getting your name changed to the one you want, and a 50% chance of one of the administrator's choosing. Which is typically something you don't want. Follow this thread if you want to roll the dice. Otherwise, you're stuck.

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Basically what Toss said. It's not going to happen unless Tube makes a thread and that at best happens rarely

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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    The thread comes up when the Whining sub forum shows up, usually once per year or so, but no set timeline. It's whenever Lewie P's Stepdad feels like it, and I believe the last time this perfect storm of events merged, it was only for a few hours.

    Forar on
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  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2011
    The admin will not under any circumstances change your name unless he's feeling pithy and it's a joke, and you probably don't want that. If you want to change your name you need to submit yourself to the coin toss in the above mentioned FAQ, assuming you're lucky enough to catch the 6 hour or so period of time that forum is open.

    ceres on
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  • EshEsh Tending bar. FFXIV. Motorcycles. Portland, ORRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I love the Whining forum. The inevitable tipping thread always appears and I got to troll a bunch of Lady Gaga fans. Too easy!

    I'd be tempted to apply for a name change just to see what Tube would inflict me with.

    EDIT: I wouldn't suggest making a second account just to correct your name either. Frowned upon.

    Esh on
  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2011
    Esh wrote: »
    EDIT: I wouldn't suggest making a second account just to correct your name either. Frowned upon.

    Truth. The alt will be banned and your original account will probably get a profile infraction.

    ceres on
    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • RikushixRikushix VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    ceres wrote: »
    Esh wrote: »
    EDIT: I wouldn't suggest making a second account just to correct your name either. Frowned upon.

    Truth. The alt will be banned and your original account will probably get a profile infraction.

    Could he request you or another mod to delete his account and then create a new one?

    Rikushix on
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  • exisexis Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Rikushix wrote: »
    ceres wrote: »
    Esh wrote: »
    EDIT: I wouldn't suggest making a second account just to correct your name either. Frowned upon.

    Truth. The alt will be banned and your original account will probably get a profile infraction.

    Could he request you or another mod to delete his account and then create a new one?

    The OP from the thread Tossrock linked says pretty much no.
    Well I think I will ask one of the other admins for a name change!

    Good luck with that. There aren't any. Alpha is the main site admin and has no role on the forums. Ramius is the forum code admin and, while being objectively one of the best people on earth, doesn't deal with forum problems that don't involve the software. Which sucks for you because he is the messy liberal to my fastidious conservative. If you send either of them PMs trying to get them to reverse something I've done the net result is that we will sit around and laugh about it together while making jokes about your personal hygiene.

    So to clarify, what's to stop me PMing you anyway because I think I might be an exception to your-

    You aren't. Don't PM me. I'll infract you and say something mean to you.

    I imagine the rules are as strict as they are because, with a forum of this size, it would be a gigantic pain in the ass if admins had to deal with name changes. Actually deleting accounts would be about the same amount of hassle

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  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2011
    As far as I know, none of the mods are inclined to try to help people get around this rule.

    ceres on
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I don't really believe that you're the actual Commander Shepard anyways.

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  • RikushixRikushix VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    exis wrote: »
    Rikushix wrote: »
    ceres wrote: »
    Esh wrote: »
    EDIT: I wouldn't suggest making a second account just to correct your name either. Frowned upon.

    Truth. The alt will be banned and your original account will probably get a profile infraction.

    Could he request you or another mod to delete his account and then create a new one?

    The OP from the thread Tossrock linked says pretty much no.
    Well I think I will ask one of the other admins for a name change!

    Good luck with that. There aren't any. Alpha is the main site admin and has no role on the forums. Ramius is the forum code admin and, while being objectively one of the best people on earth, doesn't deal with forum problems that don't involve the software. Which sucks for you because he is the messy liberal to my fastidious conservative. If you send either of them PMs trying to get them to reverse something I've done the net result is that we will sit around and laugh about it together while making jokes about your personal hygiene.

    So to clarify, what's to stop me PMing you anyway because I think I might be an exception to your-

    You aren't. Don't PM me. I'll infract you and say something mean to you.

    I imagine the rules are as strict as they are because, with a forum of this size, it would be a gigantic pain in the ass if admins had to deal with name changes. Actually deleting accounts would be about the same amount of hassle

    I guess so. That seems obvious in retrospect.

    Just look at it this way, OP, you have a unique name.

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'm ashamed to say that it would appear I have misspelled Shepard. Could an administrator please change my name to "Cmdr Shepard" to fix this typo? I would greatly appreciate it.


    Seriously? just deal with it.

    The chance of winning a cointoss from cardboard tube (aka Lewie P's Stepdad ) is low. Less the 50% So... dude. Just deal with your current name or you could end up with something far, FAR worse.

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  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2011
    Actually I'm pretty sure that the odds of winning a coin toss are exactly 50%. Like... by definition.

    ceres on
    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • urahonkyurahonky Cynical Old Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'm ashamed to say that it would appear I have misspelled Shepard. Could an administrator please change my name to "Cmdr Shepard" to fix this typo? I would greatly appreciate it.


    Seriously? just deal with it.

    The chance of winning a cointoss from cardboard tube (aka Lewie P's Stepdad ) is low. Less the 50% So... dude. Just deal with your current name or you could end up with something far, FAR worse.

    Yeah. It sucks but it's not that big of a deal. You could end up with Vegeta666 or something like that... Whatever CT's in the mood to do.

    Besides at least it's not completely off. A duplicate 'p' isn't exactly something to hate on.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Sheppard is a valid spelling. Bioware can't make you give up your account if you don't use their character names accurately. Their powers won't work in this realm.

    MKR on
  • Akilae729Akilae729 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Just gotta own that spelling.

    When I first started on these forums in high school, I made the account Akilae....

    ....then I lost the password.

    So I've been stuck with these bullshit numbers for 6 years now.

    Still livin

    Akilae729 on
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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Akilae729 is not too bad as far as numbernames go.

    MKR on
  • Akilae729Akilae729 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    MKR wrote: »
    Akilae729 is not too bad as far as numbernames go.

    Could be Ak1la3729, or 666xAkilaex666, or some other bullshit.


    Still doesn't exactly age like wine though. I'm part of the "number name club"

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Akilae729 wrote: »
    Just gotta own that spelling.

    When I first started on these forums in high school, I made the account Akilae....

    ....then I lost the password.

    So I've been stuck with these bullshit numbers for 6 years now.

    Still livin

    Duuuuude you're gonna get banned for having an alt account.

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    ceres wrote: »
    Actually I'm pretty sure that the odds of winning a coin toss are exactly 50%. Like... by definition.

    I honestly believe he doesn't always use a coin. If you look at how many people get their name change, it's WAY below 50%. But this is tube, the glorious edict leads me to believe he does he wants and who am I to judge?


    *edit*
    Also, I'm a dumbass. I'm sorry tube.

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    ceres wrote: »
    Actually I'm pretty sure that the odds of winning a coin toss are exactly 50%. Like... by definition.

    I honestly believe he doesn't always use a coin. If you look at how many people get their name change, it's WAY below 50%. But this is tube, the glorious edict leads me to believe he does he wants and who am I to judge?

    Statistics do not work this way

    Also, Sheppard, just work it - make yourself an av and run with it. Keep in mind we're coming up on a forum reboot and Alphamonkey has suggested that we may have to re-register at that time, so you might be in luck in the next few months

    Usagi on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Usagi wrote: »
    ceres wrote: »
    Actually I'm pretty sure that the odds of winning a coin toss are exactly 50%. Like... by definition.

    I honestly believe he doesn't always use a coin. If you look at how many people get their name change, it's WAY below 50%. But this is tube, the glorious edict leads me to believe he does he wants and who am I to judge?

    Statistics do not work this way

    Also, Sheppard, just work it - make yourself an av and run with it. Keep in mind we're coming up on a forum reboot and Alphamonkey has suggested that we may have to re-register at that time, so you might be in luck in the next few months

    but they do work, and I'd be willing to bet that for the number of theoretical flips vs the outcome, the p value of the null hypothesis (ie, it is a fair coin) would be under .05, indicating that the flips are very unlikely to be determined by a truly random distribution.

    If you had a full list of requests and outcomes it'd be pretty trivial to calculate.

    Tossrock on
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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Sheppard, if you can't be bothered waiting for the name change thread, you could always offer your sister to Bogey and see if that entices him to help.

    Otherwise, your best bet is probably to send Lewie P's Stepdad a personal message every hour, and an email on every half hour in-between asking for your name to be changed. That name change section in the rules thread was in sarcasm.

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  • Sharp10rSharp10r Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Yeah, I'd say get used to the name and it can be something you laugh at when people point it out. My username almost everywhere is SharpTenor. I had that account but don't know what I did wrong, but couldn't get into it. So later made this one (before knowing all the forum rules!) and I've never looked back (not wanting to break the rules). It's awkward because Sharp101 is another user on here from about the same time...*shrugs*
    Or- you could find a Commander Sheppard historical figure to pretend you made an homage too!

    Sharp10r on
  • WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    ceres wrote: »
    Actually I'm pretty sure that the odds of winning a coin toss are exactly 50%. Like... by definition.

    I honestly believe he doesn't always use a coin. If you look at how many people get their name change, it's WAY below 50%. But this is tube, the glorious edict leads me to believe he does he wants and who am I to judge?

    A fifty percent chance of a head or a tail doesn't not mean that the results have to be split 50/50. There could be a hundred heads and it'd be unlikely, but still legitimate.

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  • EshEsh Tending bar. FFXIV. Motorcycles. Portland, ORRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Otherwise, your best bet is probably to send Lewie P's Stepdad a personal message every hour, and an email on every half hour in-between asking for your name to be changed. That name change section in the rules thread was in sarcasm.

    Not a good idea. At all.

    Esh on
  • yurnamehereyurnamehere Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Will the new forum software be more accommodating of name changes?

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  • rizriz Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Usagi wrote: »
    Keep in mind we're coming up on a forum reboot and Alphamonkey has suggested that we may have to re-register at that time, so you might be in luck in the next few months

    oh my god what. That would be so weird. It's been so long!

    riz on
  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Keep the name. If anyone asks, say it's a vague reference to this comic and keep posting.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    riz wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Keep in mind we're coming up on a forum reboot and Alphamonkey has suggested that we may have to re-register at that time, so you might be in luck in the next few months

    oh my god what. That would be so weird. It's been so long!

    I think alpha said we would need to log back in, not reregister. Not being able to import accounts would be extremely weird and it would make me think alpha had been replaced by alien robots.

    MKR on
  • Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I am living warning against the coin toss thread. Sometimes a misspelling is better.

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Thank to name change threads for every forumer who gets numbers removed form their name there is a forumer with the name of a porn star.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    yes, i've not changed my name

    for these reasons

    not worth it

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  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2011
    Actually, I think all the name changes he's done are listed in that thread, I believe, along with coin toss results for most of them. So someone with the time and inclination to sift through it could do the calculations. I think some of the older entries might not include the results, but many of them do, and probably enough to do that kind of math.

    The name change section of the rules? Not sarcasm. If you do decide to PM the admin that often, it was nice knowing you.

    ceres on
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  • CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Will the new forum software be more accommodating of name changes?

    I don't think the new forum software will be altering our admin's personality.

    Slight misspelling is no big deal, just role with it. Otherwise you might be renamed to Sergeant Sheep Molester.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    It was a few minutes in Excel. 54 were tails out of the first 101 name changes. I'm stunned.

    MKR on
  • DaenrisDaenris Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    ceres wrote: »
    Actually I'm pretty sure that the odds of winning a coin toss are exactly 50%. Like... by definition.

    I honestly believe he doesn't always use a coin. If you look at how many people get their name change, it's WAY below 50%. But this is tube, the glorious edict leads me to believe he does he wants and who am I to judge?

    Statistics do not work this way

    Also, Sheppard, just work it - make yourself an av and run with it. Keep in mind we're coming up on a forum reboot and Alphamonkey has suggested that we may have to re-register at that time, so you might be in luck in the next few months

    but they do work, and I'd be willing to bet that for the number of theoretical flips vs the outcome, the p value of the null hypothesis (ie, it is a fair coin) would be under .05, indicating that the flips are very unlikely to be determined by a truly random distribution.

    If you had a full list of requests and outcomes it'd be pretty trivial to calculate.

    From the original post in the names thread, there are 123 name changes listed and all of them list the coin flip. There are 60 heads and 63 tails. Obviously it's not biased, but just for the sake of completeness, running a binomial test on this gives us a significance of 0.857, so it doesn't deviate from the expected probability of 0.5 from a fair coin.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    ITT peer-reviewed and duplicated name change thread studies. We're forum scientists.

    MKR on
  • DaenrisDaenris Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    MKR wrote: »
    ITT peer-reviewed and duplicated name change thread studies. We're forum scientists.

    now maybe someone will come along and perform a meta-analysis of our individual results...

    Daenris on
  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2011
    I love you guys. I really do.

    I had total faith in Tube's honesty. I think it's more likely that undesired name changes are so very much more memorable than the ones people actually request.

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