How the fuck do you people survive?

joshgotro

http://youtube.com/watch?v=K-GSrrk_ATM

GABBO GABBO GABBO

Dex Dynamo wrote:

Manifest wrote:

Monkeybomb wrote:

Manifest wrote:

I'm currently sitting in Detroit where it's a blistering 5* outside, having just arrived from Minneapolis/St Paul where it was -9*.
I went to breakfast with Scarlet today, and my ears got so cold that they still hurt.

Who the fuck willingly lives in this Hoth-like environment? Tell us your stories of horrible cold, and how you survived.
Next time I come here, I'm slicing Scarlet open and sliding inside his guts to stay warm.

If your ears turn black that means they're going to fall off.

but how will my glasses stay on my head

Well played.
Also, OH SHIT I WAS IN THIS

GABBO GABBO GABBO

DrIanMalcolm wrote:

I'm here in Minnesota w/ Scarlet. I can vouch for the cold. This morning it was -16 with wind chill of -28

Scarlet and I may or may not have done it

The Far Side

It is 22c right now, and it's going to stay that way the entire week. The weather is lovely now

Jordyn

DrIanMalcolm wrote:

I'm here in Minnesota w/ Scarlet. I can vouch for the cold. This morning it was -16 with wind chill of -28

Fram and I might move to Minneapolis in a few years.

Dely Apple

If you can't survive this...

how will you survive THE FROST SHAWK?

Sheri

Holy fuck FORTY TWO BELOW ZERO?!

mrpaku

today is the first day it hasn't been below zero here in what feels like forever

i think one day last week it was below zero and the wind chill was like minus forty or some retarded shit

Sheri

Uh, Dely

CT gonna shank you

Jordyn

Sheri wrote:

Holy fuck FORTY TWO BELOW ZERO?!

That's when you just stay inside and watch TV all day.

Unless you have to go outside, in which case you go outside and don't get stuck in a snowbank and die.

Dely Apple

Oh nooooo

mrpaku

The Cheese

Sheri wrote:

Holy fuck FORTY TWO BELOW ZERO?!

it has to be -40 celsius without wind chill before they close school here.

fuck that.

Bogey

Manifest wrote:

I'm currently sitting in Detroit where it's a blistering 5* outside, having just arrived from Minneapolis/St Paul where it was -9*.
I went to breakfast with Scarlet today, and my ears got so cold that they still hurt.

Who the fuck willingly lives in this Hoth-like environment? Tell us your stories of horrible cold, and how you survived.
Next time I come here, I'm slicing Scarlet open and sliding inside his guts to stay warm.

Hey buddy, it's 72 degrees in Santa Monica right now. 8)

Monkeybomb

Manifest, I invested in some earmuffs a couple of weeks ago when I was going to be standing outside for my grandpa's funeral. I wear them all the time now. It makes me sad/keeps me from losing chunks of flesh.

Sheri

The_Cheese wrote:

Sheri wrote:

Holy fuck FORTY TWO BELOW ZERO?!

it has to be -40 celsius without wind chill before they close school here.

fuck that.

I don't think they've ever closed my college for weather. Ever.

Ever.

Dex Dynamo

Ohio is fucked up.

But it isn't jersey, so I can live with it.

J. Grant

Here in Dallas, where winter days vary between 60 above and 4 below, sometimes going from one to the other in less than 8 hours, we survive by just plain being hardcore Xtremo badass motherfuckers. You fags with your "climate" and "consistent weather" can quit whining.

DrIanMalcolm

Jordyn wrote:

DrIanMalcolm wrote:

I'm here in Minnesota w/ Scarlet. I can vouch for the cold. This morning it was -16 with wind chill of -28

Fram and I might move to Minneapolis in a few years.

I can think of better places to move to

Fiz

Bogey wrote:

Manifest wrote:

I'm currently sitting in Detroit where it's a blistering 5* outside, having just arrived from Minneapolis/St Paul where it was -9*.
I went to breakfast with Scarlet today, and my ears got so cold that they still hurt.

Who the fuck willingly lives in this Hoth-like environment? Tell us your stories of horrible cold, and how you survived.
Next time I come here, I'm slicing Scarlet open and sliding inside his guts to stay warm.

Hey buddy, it's 72 degrees in Santa Monica right now. 8)

It's closer to 90 degees in Chula Vista.

Oh my god, somebody help me peel my clothes off my body. No whiteys need apply.

Dely Apple

Sheri wrote:

The_Cheese wrote:

Sheri wrote:

Holy fuck FORTY TWO BELOW ZERO?!

it has to be -40 celsius without wind chill before they close school here.

fuck that.

I don't think they've ever closed my college for weather. Ever.

Ever.

Atoms must be seen at absolute zero before classes are canceled. The physics department had a fit about that idea, but in the end the Headmaster (liberal arts degree) won.

Jordyn

DrIanMalcolm wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

DrIanMalcolm wrote:

I'm here in Minnesota w/ Scarlet. I can vouch for the cold. This morning it was -16 with wind chill of -28

Fram and I might move to Minneapolis in a few years.

I can think of better places to move to

I want to be someplace where it's not a 24 hour drive back home to see my brother.

Sheri

Dely

Quit it

You're making my brain asplode

The Cheese

Sheri wrote:

The_Cheese wrote:

Sheri wrote:

Holy fuck FORTY TWO BELOW ZERO?!

it has to be -40 celsius without wind chill before they close school here.

fuck that.

I don't think they've ever closed my college for weather. Ever.

Ever.

yeah, same here, except in 1998 or 97 or something when there was that huge ice storm that fucked up everything. (i didn't lose power)

DrIanMalcolm

Jordyn wrote:

DrIanMalcolm wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

DrIanMalcolm wrote:

I'm here in Minnesota w/ Scarlet. I can vouch for the cold. This morning it was -16 with wind chill of -28

Fram and I might move to Minneapolis in a few years.

I can think of better places to move to

I want to be someplace where it's not a 24 hour drive back home to see my brother.

Brothers are cool

Bogey

Fizban wrote:

Bogey wrote:

Manifest wrote:

I'm currently sitting in Detroit where it's a blistering 5* outside, having just arrived from Minneapolis/St Paul where it was -9*.
I went to breakfast with Scarlet today, and my ears got so cold that they still hurt.

Who the fuck willingly lives in this Hoth-like environment? Tell us your stories of horrible cold, and how you survived.
Next time I come here, I'm slicing Scarlet open and sliding inside his guts to stay warm.

Hey buddy, it's 72 degrees in Santa Monica right now. 8)

It's closer to 90 degees in Chula Vista.

Oh my god, somebody help me peel my clothes off my body. No whiteys need apply.

:shock:

Fiz

Sheri wrote:

The_Cheese wrote:

Sheri wrote:

Holy fuck FORTY TWO BELOW ZERO?!

it has to be -40 celsius without wind chill before they close school here.

fuck that.

I don't think they've ever closed my college for weather. Ever.

Ever.

It's only happened once here, and that was because there was this huge fire in California that was making it unsafe to go outside.

It was sad looking at the dogs wearing medical masks so they could go for walks.

Bendery It Like Beckham

Fizban wrote:

Bogey wrote:

Manifest wrote:

I'm currently sitting in Detroit where it's a blistering 5* outside, having just arrived from Minneapolis/St Paul where it was -9*.
I went to breakfast with Scarlet today, and my ears got so cold that they still hurt.

Who the fuck willingly lives in this Hoth-like environment? Tell us your stories of horrible cold, and how you survived.
Next time I come here, I'm slicing Scarlet open and sliding inside his guts to stay warm.

Hey buddy, it's 72 degrees in Santa Monica right now. 8)

It's closer to 90 degees in Chula Vista.

Oh my god, somebody help me peel my clothes off my body. No whiteys need apply.

You're in Chula? I'm in Lemon Grove.

Dely Apple

Bogey wrote:

Fizban wrote:

Bogey wrote:

Manifest wrote:

I'm currently sitting in Detroit where it's a blistering 5* outside, having just arrived from Minneapolis/St Paul where it was -9*.
I went to breakfast with Scarlet today, and my ears got so cold that they still hurt.

Who the fuck willingly lives in this Hoth-like environment? Tell us your stories of horrible cold, and how you survived.
Next time I come here, I'm slicing Scarlet open and sliding inside his guts to stay warm.

Hey buddy, it's 72 degrees in Santa Monica right now. 8)

It's closer to 90 degees in Chula Vista.

Oh my god, somebody help me peel my clothes off my body. No whiteys need apply.

:shock:

:winky:

Oolong

I live in Chicago to prove that I'm not a pussy. Wind chill was supposedly around -35 last night, and it was six below before the wind chill when I got up this morning.

Meanwhile, ten-year-olds are walking to school. We grow 'em tough around here.

Nucsh

My college has cancelled classes twice since I've been here, with about 4 or 5 two hour delays (first two classes cancelled).

This is all for less than a foot of snow, but no less than a 1/2" of ice.




I would rather have the snow.

TankHammer

I live in Massachusetts. I wear coats and sometimes hats/gloves when it's cold. I haven't died yet.

Druhim

I don't believe the temp in Seattle has dropped below the mid 20's this winter. :^:

Jordyn

DrIanMalcolm wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

DrIanMalcolm wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

DrIanMalcolm wrote:

I'm here in Minnesota w/ Scarlet. I can vouch for the cold. This morning it was -16 with wind chill of -28

Fram and I might move to Minneapolis in a few years.

I can think of better places to move to

I want to be someplace where it's not a 24 hour drive back home to see my brother.

Brothers are cool

And I could certainly go for less driving through Montana in the dead of winter, not sure if a yeti was gonna kill me and steal my car.

joshgotro

fat deposits.

Fiz

Bendery wrote:

Fizban wrote:

Bogey wrote:

Manifest wrote:

I'm currently sitting in Detroit where it's a blistering 5* outside, having just arrived from Minneapolis/St Paul where it was -9*.
I went to breakfast with Scarlet today, and my ears got so cold that they still hurt.

Who the fuck willingly lives in this Hoth-like environment? Tell us your stories of horrible cold, and how you survived.
Next time I come here, I'm slicing Scarlet open and sliding inside his guts to stay warm.

Hey buddy, it's 72 degrees in Santa Monica right now. 8)

It's closer to 90 degees in Chula Vista.

Oh my god, somebody help me peel my clothes off my body. No whiteys need apply.

You're in Chula? I'm in Lemon Grove.

I know. Some of us were going to show up at your HS graduation last year and cause trouble, but decided against it because of poor timing.

Jordyn

Druhim wrote:

I don't believe the temp in Seattle has dropped below the mid 20's this winter. :^:

Yes it has.

It got into the damn teens you dumb old man.

I check the temperature here all the time to make sure that it is warmer than SD's current temp.

Druhim

Jordyn wrote:

Druhim wrote:

I don't believe the temp in Seattle has dropped below the mid 20's this winter. :^:

Yes it has.

It got into the damn teens you dumb old man.

I check the temperature here all the time to make sure that it is warmer than SD's current temp.

I guess we did have that one cold snap but it didn't last long.

Framling

DrIanMalcolm wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

DrIanMalcolm wrote:

I'm here in Minnesota w/ Scarlet. I can vouch for the cold. This morning it was -16 with wind chill of -28

Fram and I might move to Minneapolis in a few years.

I can think of better places to move to

The issue isn't finding better places to live, it's convincing the rest of the family to move there, too.

Dely Apple

fat deposits!