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Intruder calls 911, afraid homeowner may have gun

Cmdr SheppardCmdr Sheppard __BANNED USERS regular
edited March 2011 in Social Entropy++
(CNN) -- This time it was the intruder who called 911.

A man who broke into a house in Portland, Oregon, called police -- afraid the homeowner may have a gun.

The suspect, Timothy James Chapek, was in the bathroom taking a shower when the homeowner returned to the house Monday night, Portland police said in a statement.

Accompanied by two German shepherds, the homeowner asked Chapek what he was doing in the house.

Chapek locked himself in the bathroom and made an emergency call, police said. He said he had broken into the house, the owner had come home, and that he was concerned the owner might have a gun.

The homeowner also called the police to report that he had found a man in the house.

Police with dogs took Chapek, 24, into custody "without incident," they said. He was booked for criminal trespass.

They did not say if the homeowner did in fact have a gun.

Source: Intruder calls 911, afraid homeowner may have gun - CNN.com

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    He was probably on all the drugs

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I hope this guy has a good story ready when the inmates ask him what he's in for

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  • ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    The man just needed a quick shower. At least he practices proper hygiene. I wonder if he liked the soaps she had available.

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Can you just post all FARK news here?

    It would save me a few clicks.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Lin... Linksville?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
    Can you just post all FARK news here?

    It would save me a few clicks.

    SE Fark Fark?

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Campion wrote: »
    He was probably on all the drugs

    Yeah I reckon he must have been mashed

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Solar wrote: »
    Campion wrote: »
    He was probably on all the drugs

    Yeah I reckon he must have been mashed

    Maybe he was just a shower enthusiast and this was his anti-drug.

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
    Can you just post all FARK news here?

    It would save me a few clicks.

    SE Fark Fark?

    SE Fart Fart

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    We've all been there. You are out for a jog, get a whiff of your pits, then step into a strangers house for a quick shower.

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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Waaaait... you're not really Commander Shepard

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Shepard

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
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    Those ads brought to you by the Fear Corporation

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    A Dabble Of Thelonius wrote: »
    Shepard

    Wrex

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Makershot wrote: »
    Waaaait... you're not really Commander Shepard

    No this Shepard found the 'New Thread' button on every forum and then posts a news excerpt in it.

    Serioulsy check the D&D threads he has made. The peeps there have found like 8 different forums with all of them having the exact OP he posts here.

    At least he spelled his name correctly in those other ones though.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    Sheppard..








    Wrexx..

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    Sheppard..








    Wrexx..

    Wreckx


    and effects

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Druhim was beat to it.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Well played, Dru

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Cmdr Sheppard, what do YOU think of this?

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I once worked in a shop and I was really stressed out because school that day had been terrible, and work was more so.

    Some dude rang up and I answered, and he said "hello there, I was just wondering whether you were open today"

    And sort of snapped and said "No I'm just a very bold burglar"

    Fortunately he had a sense of humour

    That's kind of like this right?

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  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    We're not entirely sure what he's trying to advertise, but yeah. I think it's a crime of passion, though, rather than a really inept and/or dedicated spammer - a crazy person with an agenda, like the Gang of Daggers guy.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Checks yourself before you wrex yourself







    I'm sorry

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Solar wrote: »
    I once worked in a shop and I was really stressed out because school that day had been terrible, and work was more so.

    Some dude rang up and I answered, and he said "hello there, I was just wondering whether you were open today"

    And sort of snapped and said "No I'm just a very bold burglar"

    Fortunately he had a sense of humour

    That's kind of like this right?

    But being english comedy you were dressed up like an old lady, the telephone was shaped like a penguin, and there was a well dressed man with an umbrella in the background for no reason.

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Same dude
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Wonder how many he posted his "I'm turning independent!" thread on.

    Six or so. Ronya figured this out in the chat thread.

    http://www.google.com/search?name=f&hl=en&q=Let+me+start+by+saying+that+I%27ve+been+a+conservative+and+Republican+my+entire+adult+life%2C

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    FARK becomes the new webcomics megathread.

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  • KlendyKlendy Goomy GoomyGoomyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'm commander Sheppard, and this is my favourite thread on the Citadel!*

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    I'm not commander Sheppard, but this is the worst thread in SE right now! Well, except for the webcomics thread.

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    the webcomics thread is the best right now, we're talking about crwth!

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    crwth is the worst!

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Gang of Daggers guy was way more entertaining.


    This dude's crazy is rather boring.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    oh man
    gang of daggers guy

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    I once worked in a shop and I was really stressed out because school that day had been terrible, and work was more so.

    Some dude rang up and I answered, and he said "hello there, I was just wondering whether you were open today"

    And sort of snapped and said "No I'm just a very bold burglar"

    Fortunately he had a sense of humour

    That's kind of like this right?

    But being english comedy you were dressed up like an old lady, the telephone was shaped like a penguin, and there was a well dressed man with an umbrella in the background for no reason.

    Hunter, do you really think I would be in an English comedy

    I mean come on

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I AM SHOCKED BY THOSE WORKOUT RESULTS

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Is this our news thread?

    because hey, I want to play too.

    http://www.cnn.com/2011/TRAVEL/03/08/unruly.passenger.delta/index.html?iref=obnetwork
    Man allegedly karate chops air marshal

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Solar wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    I once worked in a shop and I was really stressed out because school that day had been terrible, and work was more so.

    Some dude rang up and I answered, and he said "hello there, I was just wondering whether you were open today"

    And sort of snapped and said "No I'm just a very bold burglar"

    Fortunately he had a sense of humour

    That's kind of like this right?

    But being english comedy you were dressed up like an old lady, the telephone was shaped like a penguin, and there was a well dressed man with an umbrella in the background for no reason.

    Hunter, do you really think I would be in an English comedy

    I mean come on

    It would have to be Merlin or something. I don't think a giant dragon would really fit in the middle of Green Wing.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Sounds like another sitcom pitch

    A giant dragon works in retail. He hates everyone. And his companions are sarcastic!

    Give me money

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Is he in love with a donkey?

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  • ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Is this our news thread?

    because hey, I want to play too.

    http://www.cnn.com/2011/TRAVEL/03/08/unruly.passenger.delta/index.html?iref=obnetwork
    Man allegedly karate chops air marshal
    article wrote:
    woke her up by "forcibly fondling and grabbing her face and head and then gesturing toward his crotch area indicating that he needed some sex,"

    This guy stole my fucking game. Dammit.

    Now get over here and let me fondle your face.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    I once worked in a shop and I was really stressed out because school that day had been terrible, and work was more so.

    Some dude rang up and I answered, and he said "hello there, I was just wondering whether you were open today"

    And sort of snapped and said "No I'm just a very bold burglar"

    Fortunately he had a sense of humour

    That's kind of like this right?

    But being english comedy you were dressed up like an old lady, the telephone was shaped like a penguin, and there was a well dressed man with an umbrella in the background for no reason.

    Hunter, do you really think I would be in an English comedy

    I mean come on

    It would have to be Merlin or something. I don't think a giant dragon would really fit in the middle of Green Wing.

    Me - "Hello I am Solar and I'll be your docto..."

    Patient - "ARRRRGGHHH!!!!"

    Me - "Shit, not again!"

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