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Beast Wars!
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No, not the awesome show.
In this thread you are to create your fantasy animal fight. Who would win and why?
I personally would like to see a cow fight a kangaroo. I'd put my money on the cow.
In this thread you are to create your fantasy animal fight. Who would win and why?
I personally would like to see a cow fight a kangaroo. I'd put my money on the cow.
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i would win because i am a beast (in bed) and the babe is just a hot babe
man let me tell you
You gotta keep your head on a swivel when you find yourself in the middle of a vicious cockfight!
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god damndest thing
that bear was so fucked
it wasn't even fair.
The moose cheated.
LET THE CUTE BEGIN!
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Moose can be pretty fucking mean when they feel like it. I wouldn't want to fuck with a moose.
man it was like watching the bear fight a fucking truck
the moose was just pissed at the bear for reasons unknown
we were up a cliffside so we felt safe watching
but jesus christ
he'd like scoop the fucking bear up with his god damn antler rack and fucking smash him into trees
and when the bear was just laying there limp the moose ripped into him with his feet until the bear was just a smear
moose are not to be fucked with
god damn
The moose was all whacked out on PCP.
See that? I didn't even bother to capitalize lion, chumps.
edit: Also: Duck Vs Squirrel
That's pretty rad Pony.
I guess you don't hunt moose? :P
I don't think anyone hunts moose.
Moose probably just kinda die in the forest and some rednecks come along and are like "holy shit, we can say we killed a moose!"
A moose could ruin your shit pretty easily.
Thats what moose do, ruin your shit.
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A tank that shoots nuclear warheads.
and those nuclear warheads shoot AIDS. Then you have to wait 10 years for the moose to die.
Rex beats whale, he can take huge bites out of the whale
Whale beats squid, whales eat squid duh
Squid beats rex, rex would have to fight off tentacles to get at the main body
I think you are underestimating the pure power of a whale.
The t-rex would bite the tentacles off. Pretty sure that's easier than chewing through 20 feet of whale blubber.
This with your sig....oh my god I'm laughing so hard right now you have no idea.
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We're going to need 100 giant squids, 100 whales, 100 T-rexes and a big pit.
I wish I knew which sig it was. Tell me please.
While the rex is biting through one tentacle, there are four more holding his jaw shut and prying out his eyes
And how exactly is a whale going to fight back against a t-rex taking huge goddamn gouges out of its back?
he'd wrap himself around the t-rex and just drag him into the black depths.
edit: or just crush the life from him.