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Beast Wars!

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    rockmonkey wrote:
    giant squid = kraken

    he'd wrap himself around the t-rex and just drag him into the black depths.

    What if the T-Rex has access to some sort of scuba equipment?

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    See rockmonkey knows the score

    Green on
  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    rockmonkey wrote:
    giant squid = kraken

    he'd wrap himself around the t-rex and just drag him into the black depths.

    What if the T-Rex has access to some sort of scuba equipment?

    the kraken would either crush him or just swim away because the t-rex has tiny arms and can't swim.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Newtron wrote:
    Pata wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    i once saw a moose kill a bear.

    god damndest thing

    that bear was so fucked

    it wasn't even fair.

    The moose cheated.

    man it was like watching the bear fight a fucking truck

    the moose was just pissed at the bear for reasons unknown

    we were up a cliffside so we felt safe watching

    but jesus christ

    he'd like scoop the fucking bear up with his god damn antler rack and fucking smash him into trees
    and when the bear was just laying there limp the moose ripped into him with his feet until the bear was just a smear

    moose are not to be fucked with

    god damn

    That's pretty rad Pony.

    I guess you don't hunt moose? :P

    I don't think anyone hunts moose.

    Moose probably just kinda die in the forest and some rednecks come along and are like "holy shit, we can say we killed a moose!"

    people do hunt moose

    they use really motherfucking big guns to do it

    and have to be very careful

    because a pissed off moose is basically the closest you will get in real life to fighting the juggernaut from x-men.

    i've never hunted moose, on account of the fact that a) they scare bajeezus out of me and b) i hunt using a bow and a machete. see above about pissing a moose off.

    Pony on
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    rockmonkey wrote:
    rockmonkey wrote:
    giant squid = kraken

    he'd wrap himself around the t-rex and just drag him into the black depths.

    What if the T-Rex has access to some sort of scuba equipment?

    the kraken would either crush him or just swim away because the t-rex has tiny arms and can't swim.

    But if he has scuba equipment then he has flippers of some sort.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    raptor jesus v. flying spaghetti monster


    EDIT: v. xenu

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Green wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    No way. Nooo way.

    The t-rex would bite the tentacles off. Pretty sure that's easier than chewing through 20 feet of whale blubber.
    Oh, come on

    While the rex is biting through one tentacle, there are four more holding his jaw shut and prying out his eyes

    And how exactly is a whale going to fight back against a t-rex taking huge goddamn gouges out of its back?

    You know what, you're right. But the solution, I think, is to get rid of the whale altogether. What the hell can it do, anyways. It's just a target.

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Green wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    No way. Nooo way.

    The t-rex would bite the tentacles off. Pretty sure that's easier than chewing through 20 feet of whale blubber.
    Oh, come on

    While the rex is biting through one tentacle, there are four more holding his jaw shut and prying out his eyes

    And how exactly is a whale going to fight back against a t-rex taking huge goddamn gouges out of its back?

    You know what, you're right. But the solution, I think, is to get rid of the whale altogether. What the hell can it do, anyways. It's just a target.
    If it was a normal whale you'd be right, but you see that whale up there?

    Sperm Whale

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm changing the order again.

    The whale would beat the t-rex, because the t-rex is using the whale for support. T-rexes can't swim, so once that whale goes into the water, that's it man.

    The squid would beat the whale, and...I guess the t-rex would beat the squid. Somehow.

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Green wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    No way. Nooo way.

    The t-rex would bite the tentacles off. Pretty sure that's easier than chewing through 20 feet of whale blubber.
    Oh, come on

    While the rex is biting through one tentacle, there are four more holding his jaw shut and prying out his eyes

    And how exactly is a whale going to fight back against a t-rex taking huge goddamn gouges out of its back?

    You know what, you're right. But the solution, I think, is to get rid of the whale altogether. What the hell can it do, anyways. It's just a target.
    If it was a normal whale you'd be right, but you see that whale up there?

    Sperm Whale
    Yeah

    I mean, what else is going to take down a giant squid?

    Green on
  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Green wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    No way. Nooo way.

    The t-rex would bite the tentacles off. Pretty sure that's easier than chewing through 20 feet of whale blubber.
    Oh, come on

    While the rex is biting through one tentacle, there are four more holding his jaw shut and prying out his eyes

    And how exactly is a whale going to fight back against a t-rex taking huge goddamn gouges out of its back?

    You know what, you're right. But the solution, I think, is to get rid of the whale altogether. What the hell can it do, anyways. It's just a target.
    If it was a normal whale you'd be right, but you see that whale up there?

    Sperm Whale

    Isn't it amazing to think that we have millions of those in our testicles? Nature is fascinating.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    raptor jesus v. flying spaghetti monster


    EDIT: v. xenu

    i pretty much want to punch richard dawkins in the god damn face.

    Pony on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Pony wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    raptor jesus v. flying spaghetti monster


    EDIT: v. xenu

    i pretty much want to punch richard dawkins in the god damn face.
    yes

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    raptor jesus v. flying spaghetti monster


    EDIT: v. xenu

    i pretty much want to punch richard dawkins in the god damn face.
    yes

    Richard Dawson on the other hand...American Hero.

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I like Richard Dawkins.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    SpongeCake wrote:
    I like Richard Dawkins.

    say it loud say it proud dog

    mrpaku on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    he's a hypocritical douchebag, so good luck with that

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Whatmeters.jpg

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    richard dawkins is an ignorant cockhole who is totally full of himself and hates people who think differently than him

    he's like the atheist version of pat robertson

    Pony on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i'm not all up on his dick, but he pisses certain people off and i appreciate that

    mrpaku on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    i'm not all up on his dick, but he pisses certain people off and i appreciate that

    it would be nice if he could piss off all the religious douchebags without having to be a totally offensive piece of shit to all the religious people who aren't douchebags, you know

    if he was just a little more refined in his methods

    Pony on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Pony wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i'm not all up on his dick, but he pisses certain people off and i appreciate that

    it would be nice if he could piss off all the religious douchebags without having to be a totally offensive piece of shit to all the religious people who aren't douchebags, you know

    if he was just a little more refined in his methods

    i completely understand, i tend to hate extremes in any side of an issue

    i have a prejudice coming into the whole thing because of catholics and i also haven't covered the field with everything he's done, but the piece he wrote on spotted lizards and the fact that a gay preacher in colorado springs ran him off the property give him a certain amount of probably undeserved leeway with me

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  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Pony wrote:
    richard dawkins is an ignorant cockhole who is totally full of himself and hates people who think differently than him

    he's like the atheist version of pat robertson

    Clearly the only reason you say that is because the powerful truths he speaks threaten your primitive dangerous worldview.

    [spoiler:de56bc8265]Am I doing this right?[/spoiler:de56bc8265]

    Look at me. Using italics.

    Pata on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i'm not all up on his dick, but he pisses certain people off and i appreciate that

    it would be nice if he could piss off all the religious douchebags without having to be a totally offensive piece of shit to all the religious people who aren't douchebags, you know

    if he was just a little more refined in his methods

    i completely understand, i tend to hate extremes in any side of an issue

    i have a prejudice coming into the whole thing because of catholics and i also haven't covered the field with everything he's done, but the piece he wrote on spotted lizards and the fact that a gay preacher in colorado springs ran him off the property give him a certain amount of probably undeserved leeway with me

    i believe that a person's idiocy can in fact invalidate any good things they are trying to accomplish.

    dawkins is an example of that.

    Pony on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i understand what you're saying but that's like calling top gun a shit film because tom cruise is crazy

    people who do some good things can later go on to become retarded self-righteous/ self-important douchebags, but i don't agree that that dismisses the merits of previous accomplishments if taken from a subjective viewpoint

    mrpaku on
  • ShenanigansShenanigans Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    An eagle vs. 2 hawks

    Shenanigans on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    i understand what you're saying but that's like calling top gun a shit film because tom cruise is crazy

    people who do some good things can later go on to become retarded self-righteous/ self-important douchebags, but i don't agree that that dismisses the merits of previous accomplishments if taken from a subjective viewpoint

    yeah, except i don't hold his works in high regard either. in fact, i don't think richard dawkins has positively contributed to anything. any good effect he's had on society as a whole seems to be an unintended side effect of him being a self-aggrandizing cumsock.

    Pony on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Octopus vs. woolly mammoth

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Octopus vs. woolly mammoth

    i am of the opinion that a woolly mammoth could take on anything that existed in it's time period

    Pony on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Pony wrote:
    Octopus vs. woolly mammoth

    i am of the opinion that a woolly mammoth could take on anything that existed in it's time period
    men with pointy sticks

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  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    Octopus vs. woolly mammoth

    i am of the opinion that a woolly mammoth could take on anything that existed in it's time period
    men with pointy sticks

    Oh snap!

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    Octopus vs. woolly mammoth

    i am of the opinion that a woolly mammoth could take on anything that existed in it's time period
    men with pointy sticks

    humans don't count

    given time and tools humans can beat anything

    don't get me started on one of my human supremecist rants

    Pony on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    look pata we had a meeting and we all agree you need to take it easy on the italics man

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Pony wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    Octopus vs. woolly mammoth

    i am of the opinion that a woolly mammoth could take on anything that existed in it's time period
    men with pointy sticks

    humans don't count

    given time and tools humans can beat anything

    don't get me started on one of my human supremecist rants
    we aren't batman or rivers

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  • FlintlockhandmedownFlintlockhandmedown Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Fat guy on a DDR machine vs. kid with camera phone.

    I think we all know the winner. Or do we?

    Flintlockhandmedown on
  • ShenanigansShenanigans Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Fat guy on a DDR machine vs. kid with camera phone.

    I think we all know the winner. Or do we?

    Are you talking about RMD? Because I was right fucking there when that happened. If you watch the video you can see me in the background wearing my white mr. period shirt.

    Shenanigans on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Fat guy on a DDR machine vs. kid with camera phone.

    I think we all know the winner. Or do we?

    It wasn't a cameraphone! It was just a digital camera.

    Moriveth on
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