man it was like watching the bear fight a fucking truck
the moose was just pissed at the bear for reasons unknown
we were up a cliffside so we felt safe watching
but jesus christ
he'd like scoop the fucking bear up with his god damn antler rack and fucking smash him into trees
and when the bear was just laying there limp the moose ripped into him with his feet until the bear was just a smear
moose are not to be fucked with
god damn
That's pretty rad Pony.
I guess you don't hunt moose? :P
I don't think anyone hunts moose.
Moose probably just kinda die in the forest and some rednecks come along and are like "holy shit, we can say we killed a moose!"
people do hunt moose
they use really motherfucking big guns to do it
and have to be very careful
because a pissed off moose is basically the closest you will get in real life to fighting the juggernaut from x-men.
i've never hunted moose, on account of the fact that a) they scare bajeezus out of me and b) i hunt using a bow and a machete. see above about pissing a moose off.
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The whale would beat the t-rex, because the t-rex is using the whale for support. T-rexes can't swim, so once that whale goes into the water, that's it man.
The squid would beat the whale, and...I guess the t-rex would beat the squid. Somehow.
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i'm not all up on his dick, but he pisses certain people off and i appreciate that
it would be nice if he could piss off all the religious douchebags without having to be a totally offensive piece of shit to all the religious people who aren't douchebags, you know
if he was just a little more refined in his methods
i'm not all up on his dick, but he pisses certain people off and i appreciate that
it would be nice if he could piss off all the religious douchebags without having to be a totally offensive piece of shit to all the religious people who aren't douchebags, you know
if he was just a little more refined in his methods
i completely understand, i tend to hate extremes in any side of an issue
i have a prejudice coming into the whole thing because of catholics and i also haven't covered the field with everything he's done, but the piece he wrote on spotted lizards and the fact that a gay preacher in colorado springs ran him off the property give him a certain amount of probably undeserved leeway with me
i'm not all up on his dick, but he pisses certain people off and i appreciate that
it would be nice if he could piss off all the religious douchebags without having to be a totally offensive piece of shit to all the religious people who aren't douchebags, you know
if he was just a little more refined in his methods
i completely understand, i tend to hate extremes in any side of an issue
i have a prejudice coming into the whole thing because of catholics and i also haven't covered the field with everything he's done, but the piece he wrote on spotted lizards and the fact that a gay preacher in colorado springs ran him off the property give him a certain amount of probably undeserved leeway with me
i believe that a person's idiocy can in fact invalidate any good things they are trying to accomplish.
i understand what you're saying but that's like calling top gun a shit film because tom cruise is crazy
people who do some good things can later go on to become retarded self-righteous/ self-important douchebags, but i don't agree that that dismisses the merits of previous accomplishments if taken from a subjective viewpoint
i understand what you're saying but that's like calling top gun a shit film because tom cruise is crazy
people who do some good things can later go on to become retarded self-righteous/ self-important douchebags, but i don't agree that that dismisses the merits of previous accomplishments if taken from a subjective viewpoint
yeah, except i don't hold his works in high regard either. in fact, i don't think richard dawkins has positively contributed to anything. any good effect he's had on society as a whole seems to be an unintended side effect of him being a self-aggrandizing cumsock.
Fat guy on a DDR machine vs. kid with camera phone.
I think we all know the winner. Or do we?
Are you talking about RMD? Because I was right fucking there when that happened. If you watch the video you can see me in the background wearing my white mr. period shirt.
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What if the T-Rex has access to some sort of scuba equipment?
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the kraken would either crush him or just swim away because the t-rex has tiny arms and can't swim.
people do hunt moose
they use really motherfucking big guns to do it
and have to be very careful
because a pissed off moose is basically the closest you will get in real life to fighting the juggernaut from x-men.
i've never hunted moose, on account of the fact that a) they scare bajeezus out of me and b) i hunt using a bow and a machete. see above about pissing a moose off.
But if he has scuba equipment then he has flippers of some sort.
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EDIT: v. xenu
You know what, you're right. But the solution, I think, is to get rid of the whale altogether. What the hell can it do, anyways. It's just a target.
Sperm Whale
The whale would beat the t-rex, because the t-rex is using the whale for support. T-rexes can't swim, so once that whale goes into the water, that's it man.
The squid would beat the whale, and...I guess the t-rex would beat the squid. Somehow.
I mean, what else is going to take down a giant squid?
Isn't it amazing to think that we have millions of those in our testicles? Nature is fascinating.
i pretty much want to punch richard dawkins in the god damn face.
Richard Dawson on the other hand...American Hero.
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say it loud say it proud dog
he's like the atheist version of pat robertson
it would be nice if he could piss off all the religious douchebags without having to be a totally offensive piece of shit to all the religious people who aren't douchebags, you know
if he was just a little more refined in his methods
i completely understand, i tend to hate extremes in any side of an issue
i have a prejudice coming into the whole thing because of catholics and i also haven't covered the field with everything he's done, but the piece he wrote on spotted lizards and the fact that a gay preacher in colorado springs ran him off the property give him a certain amount of probably undeserved leeway with me
Clearly the only reason you say that is because the powerful truths he speaks threaten your primitive dangerous worldview.
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Look at me. Using italics.
i believe that a person's idiocy can in fact invalidate any good things they are trying to accomplish.
dawkins is an example of that.
people who do some good things can later go on to become retarded self-righteous/ self-important douchebags, but i don't agree that that dismisses the merits of previous accomplishments if taken from a subjective viewpoint
yeah, except i don't hold his works in high regard either. in fact, i don't think richard dawkins has positively contributed to anything. any good effect he's had on society as a whole seems to be an unintended side effect of him being a self-aggrandizing cumsock.
i am of the opinion that a woolly mammoth could take on anything that existed in it's time period
Oh snap!
humans don't count
given time and tools humans can beat anything
don't get me started on one of my human supremecist rants
I think we all know the winner. Or do we?
Are you talking about RMD? Because I was right fucking there when that happened. If you watch the video you can see me in the background wearing my white mr. period shirt.
It wasn't a cameraphone! It was just a digital camera.