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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Samuel wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Samuel wrote:
    Ahahahah.

    One of them sent me a text message.

    "I wish i cud remember ur name so i cud scream it all nite long xXx"

    ahahahahahaha

    samuel send me your robin shirt plz
    never

    it's the source to all my powers

    no one has it in small anywhere ever

    fuck

    Garlic Bread on
  • SamuelSamuel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Samuel wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Samuel wrote:
    Ahahahah.

    One of them sent me a text message.

    "I wish i cud remember ur name so i cud scream it all nite long xXx"

    ahahahahahaha

    samuel send me your robin shirt plz
    never

    it's the source to all my powers

    no one has it in small anywhere ever

    fuck
    i have it in small

    i'm touching it keith

    touching it for you

    Samuel on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Just gain some weight instead Keith.

    Jordyn on
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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Just gain some weight instead Keith.

    well, I am American

    Garlic Bread on
  • SamuelSamuel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    luckily for me i'm slender and english and full of monocles

    "i love wat i did wit u 2nite. ur so hot"

    WOMEN

    SLUTS, ALL OF YOU

    jordyn

    Samuel on
  • FlintlockhandmedownFlintlockhandmedown Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Just gain some weight instead Keith.

    well, I am American

    It's your fucking God-given right.

    Flintlockhandmedown on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    seriously it pisses me off

    that would be my favorite shirt ever

    but no one fucking has it for sale

    and if they do

    it's only in XL

    Garlic Bread on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kazhiim wrote:
    what is it with the pokemon porn sigs

    and more importantly

    where is it with the pokemon porn

    what's the deal with ovaltine

    etc

    Redeemer on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Kazhiim wrote:
    what is it with the pokemon porn sigs

    and more importantly

    where is it with the pokemon porn

    what's the deal with ovaltine

    etc

    ovaltine is delicious

    Garlic Bread on
  • SamuelSamuel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I have such a boner

    Samuel on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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    Redeemer on
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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    seriously it pisses me off

    that would be my favorite shirt ever

    but no one fucking has it for sale

    and if they do

    it's only in XL

    may i suggest these?

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    these two forces have helped me gain 20 lbs in the past year

    tugga on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    booo bogey you're not supposed to use your one hour of required mod work a month to jail me

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Drez wrote:
    But I want to punch something or someone very badly. I've felt this way for the last 50 minutes and the feeling has not decreased or subsided whatsoever. And I'm getting antsy. What do I do? Besides kill myself, post about it on the internet (covered), :arrow:, etc., of course.

    So go punch a wall or something you impotent pansy

    Fallout on
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  • hansmolemanhansmoleman Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    tugga06 wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    seriously it pisses me off

    that would be my favorite shirt ever

    but no one fucking has it for sale

    and if they do

    it's only in XL

    may i suggest these?

    jstanek.budweiser.bmp

    untitled5sc.png

    these two forces have helped me gain 20 lbs in the past year

    Eliminating them has helped me lose at least that in the past year...its fail safe!

    hansmoleman on
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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm really confused right now.

    Also: punch pillows.

    Sara Lynn on
  • SamuelSamuel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    wait one of the girls was a lesbian

    what's going on

    Samuel on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    tugga06 wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    seriously it pisses me off

    that would be my favorite shirt ever

    but no one fucking has it for sale

    and if they do

    it's only in XL

    may i suggest these?

    jstanek.budweiser.bmp

    untitled5sc.png

    these two forces have helped me gain 20 lbs in the past year

    I would much rather put on good weight than fat

    Garlic Bread on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    I'm really confused right now.

    Also: punch pillows.

    Confused about what?

    Drez on
    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • MutePrezMutePrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Samuel wrote:
    wait one of the girls was a lesbian

    what's going on

    OSHI-

    MutePrez on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    you shouldn't drink budweiser anyways

    unless your other option is bud light

    Fallout on
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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Samuel wrote:
    wait one of the girls was a lesbian

    what's going on

    Menage a trois.

    Do it for science.

    Do it to bring glory to our name.

    Sami on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Fallout wrote:
    you shouldn't drink budweiser anyways

    unless your other option is bud light

    yeah way to be rednecks faggots

    mrpaku on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    jesus christ my cat just increased the font size on this page with his butt

    how the fuck

    World as Myth on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    jesus christ my cat just increased the font size on this page with his butt

    how the fuck

    control+scroll wheel?

    Garlic Bread on
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    jesus christ my cat just increased the font size on this page with his butt

    how the fuck

    control+scroll wheel?

    that's a fat cat

    Sami on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    jesus christ my cat just increased the font size on this page with his butt

    how the fuck

    control+scroll wheel?
    No it was near the space bar somewhere

    World as Myth on
    kQwcZLJ.png
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    so I just found out that if I hold control+alt and press up, it flips my screen vertically

    edit: down to flip it, up to flip it back

    Garlic Bread on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    so I just found out that if I hold control+alt and press up, it flips my screen vertically
    aw. Mine doesn't do it

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If I punch it really hard, my screen flips vertically.

    Drez on
    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    tKeith: that sounds like a great way to torment old people with computers

    Sami on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    so I just found out that if I hold control+alt and press up, it flips my screen vertically
    aw. Mine doesn't do it
    Mine neither

    World as Myth on
    kQwcZLJ.png
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    I pressed it and the screen went blank and I was like "fuck, did I just shut down the computer FUCK DID I SAVE MY ESSAY"

    and then it was upside down and I was confused

    Garlic Bread on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Framling wrote:
    Samuel wrote:
    I just pulled three hot girls and didn't make out with any of them.

    I FEEL SILLY

    ALSO I'M DRUNK

    I'm going to bed.

    You pulled them?

    What?

    That's exactly how I just said it in my head.

    GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

    The Geek on
    BLM - ACAB
  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I kind of want to punch this guy I don't really know.

    He's in Ms. Shim's class, he overheard her telling her friend that she just found out two days ago that her Granddad (of whom she's pretty close to) has around 6 months to live (cancer)

    The guy gives her a hard time anyway (and almost always unprovoked, Ms. Shim never talks to him) and somehow the class just happened to wind up on the discussion of cancer and she just asked if they could talk about something else.

    The guy immediately chimes in, "Oh yeah I heard you say your granddad is about to die from cancer, yeah let's talk about it" and then continued on talking about cancer.

    Yeah, he's kind of a dick. I'd like to punch yes.

    ShimSham on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    The Geek wrote:
    Framling wrote:
    Samuel wrote:
    I just pulled three hot girls and didn't make out with any of them.

    I FEEL SILLY

    ALSO I'M DRUNK

    I'm going to bed.

    You pulled them?

    What?

    That's exactly how I just said it in my head.

    GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

    Well, since Fram said it quite a bit ago...

    Garlic Bread on
  • SamuelSamuel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm sorry next time i'll have a threesome

    it all makes sense now though, this other lesbian kept pushing me away

    even though the girl was coming on to me

    wait that still doesn't make sense

    what flavour crisps shall i eat

    Cheese and onions?

    Samuel on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    so I just found out that if I hold control+alt and press up, it flips my screen vertically

    edit: down to flip it, up to flip it back

    HOLY FUCK

    So dizzy D:

    Sheri on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    shimsham see how far you can put your foot up his ass

    go for the distance

    mrpaku on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    The Geek wrote:
    Framling wrote:
    Samuel wrote:
    I just pulled three hot girls and didn't make out with any of them.

    I FEEL SILLY

    ALSO I'M DRUNK

    I'm going to bed.

    You pulled them?

    What?

    That's exactly how I just said it in my head.

    GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

    Well, since Fram said it quite a bit ago...

    No, he's still in there. It's like that one episode of the old Beetlejuice cartoon where Lydia gets literally stuck in his brain.

    The Geek on
    BLM - ACAB
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