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ITT kadith cakestomps; shimsham curbstomps

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    so I just found out that if I hold control+alt and press up, it flips my screen vertically

    edit: down to flip it, up to flip it back

    HOLY FUCK

    So dizzy D:

    I mean, I guess it's cool if I decide to use the computer while learning the trapeze

    Garlic Bread on
  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ShimSham wrote:
    I kind of want to punch this guy I don't really know.

    He's in Ms. Shim's class, he overheard her telling her friend that she just found out two days ago that her Granddad (of whom she's pretty close to) has around 6 months to live (cancer)

    The guy gives her a hard time anyway (and almost always unprovoked, Ms. Shim never talks to him) and somehow the class just happened to wind up on the discussion of cancer and she just asked if they could talk about something else.

    The guy immediately chimes in, "Oh yeah I heard you say your granddad is about to die from cancer, yeah let's talk about it" and then continued on talking about cancer.

    Yeah, he's kind of a dick. I'd like to punch yes.

    I'd outright curbstomp him

    B.C. on
    Friend code for Pokemon fiends everywhere: Arch 0447-6824-1112
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    so I just found out that if I hold control+alt and press up, it flips my screen vertically

    edit: down to flip it, up to flip it back

    HOLY FUCK

    So dizzy D:

    I mean, I guess it's cool if I decide to use the computer while learning the trapeze

    or to prank school computers

    Garlic Bread on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    so I just found out that if I hold control+alt and press up, it flips my screen vertically

    edit: down to flip it, up to flip it back

    HOLY FUCK

    So dizzy D:

    I mean, I guess it's cool if I decide to use the computer while learning the trapeze

    Or if you're using a laptop and if you're sitting across from someone and want to bend your screen back so they can read it

    If you're not on a laptop, seriously, that's just silly.

    Sheri on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    B.C. wrote:
    ShimSham wrote:
    I kind of want to punch this guy I don't really know.

    He's in Ms. Shim's class, he overheard her telling her friend that she just found out two days ago that her Granddad (of whom she's pretty close to) has around 6 months to live (cancer)

    The guy gives her a hard time anyway (and almost always unprovoked, Ms. Shim never talks to him) and somehow the class just happened to wind up on the discussion of cancer and she just asked if they could talk about something else.

    The guy immediately chimes in, "Oh yeah I heard you say your granddad is about to die from cancer, yeah let's talk about it" and then continued on talking about cancer.

    Yeah, he's kind of a dick. I'd like to punch yes.

    I'd outright curbstomp him

    Honestly, beat the fuck out of him, Shim.

    Drez on
    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    so I just found out that if I hold control+alt and press up, it flips my screen vertically

    edit: down to flip it, up to flip it back

    HOLY FUCK

    So dizzy D:

    I mean, I guess it's cool if I decide to use the computer while learning the trapeze

    Or if you're using a laptop and if you're sitting across from someone and want to bend your screen back so they can read it

    If you're not on a laptop, seriously, that's just silly.

    Oh, it also works for left/right

    I guess for tallscreen monitors

    Garlic Bread on
  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    shimsham see how far you can put your foot up his ass

    go for the distance

    Cake is surprisingly applicable

    He's going the distance.
    He's going for speed.
    She's all alone, all alone in her time of need.

    ShimSham on
    QcGKhPm.jpg
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    ShimSham wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    shimsham see how far you can put your foot up his ass

    go for the distance

    Cake is surprisingly applicable

    He's going the distance.
    He's going for speed.
    She's all alone, all alone in her time of need.

    no you're not allowed to like things I like

    Garlic Bread on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    so I just found out that if I hold control+alt and press up, it flips my screen vertically

    edit: down to flip it, up to flip it back

    HOLY FUCK

    So dizzy D:

    I mean, I guess it's cool if I decide to use the computer while learning the trapeze

    Or if you're using a laptop and if you're sitting across from someone and want to bend your screen back so they can read it

    If you're not on a laptop, seriously, that's just silly.

    Oh, it also works for left/right

    I guess for tallscreen monitors

    Holy crap

    I think I made myself nauseous.

    Sheri on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ShimSham wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    shimsham see how far you can put your foot up his ass

    go for the distance

    Cake is surprisingly applicable

    He's going the distance.
    He's going for speed.
    She's all alone, all alone in her time of need.

    Or He's never ever ever ever there.

    Drez on
    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    ShimSham wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    shimsham see how far you can put your foot up his ass

    go for the distance

    Cake is surprisingly applicable

    He's going the distance.
    He's going for speed.
    She's all alone, all alone in her time of need.

    no you're not allowed to like things I like
    u like cake 2?

    ShimSham on
    QcGKhPm.jpg
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ShimSham wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    shimsham see how far you can put your foot up his ass

    go for the distance

    Cake is surprisingly applicable

    He's going the distance.
    He's going for speed.
    She's all alone, all alone in her time of need.

    yes totally

    and then shove cigarettes down his throat at an alarming speed

    all the time screaming "how does cancer taste you insensitive prick, i will kill your family after you are dead"

    mrpaku on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    ShimSham wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    shimsham see how far you can put your foot up his ass

    go for the distance

    Cake is surprisingly applicable

    He's going the distance.
    He's going for speed.
    She's all alone, all alone in her time of need.

    yes totally

    and then shove cigarettes down his throat at an alarming speed

    all the time screaming "how does cancer taste you insensitive prick, i will kill your family after you are dead"

    Lit cigarettes.

    Drez on
    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    ShimSham wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    ShimSham wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    shimsham see how far you can put your foot up his ass

    go for the distance

    Cake is surprisingly applicable

    He's going the distance.
    He's going for speed.
    She's all alone, all alone in her time of need.

    no you're not allowed to like things I like
    u like cake 2?

    Not anymore!

    Garlic Bread on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    :o

    mrpaku on
  • WikipediaWikipedia __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    so I just found out that if I hold control+alt and press up, it flips my screen vertically

    edit: down to flip it, up to flip it back

    HOLY FUCK

    So dizzy D:

    I mean, I guess it's cool if I decide to use the computer while learning the trapeze

    Or if you're using a laptop and if you're sitting across from someone and want to bend your screen back so they can read it

    If you're not on a laptop, seriously, that's just silly.

    It doesn't even work on my laptop.

    Wikipedia on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    so I just found out that if I hold control+alt and press up, it flips my screen vertically

    edit: down to flip it, up to flip it back

    HOLY FUCK

    So dizzy D:

    I mean, I guess it's cool if I decide to use the computer while learning the trapeze

    Or if you're using a laptop and if you're sitting across from someone and want to bend your screen back so they can read it

    If you're not on a laptop, seriously, that's just silly.

    It doesn't even work on my laptop.

    Okay.

    And?

    Sheri on
  • WikipediaWikipedia __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    so I just found out that if I hold control+alt and press up, it flips my screen vertically

    edit: down to flip it, up to flip it back

    HOLY FUCK

    So dizzy D:

    I mean, I guess it's cool if I decide to use the computer while learning the trapeze

    Or if you're using a laptop and if you're sitting across from someone and want to bend your screen back so they can read it

    If you're not on a laptop, seriously, that's just silly.

    It doesn't even work on my laptop.

    Okay.

    And?

    Well I mean you were saying that it would only be useful for a laptop so I figure, "Hey, I've got a laptop, this could be useful," and then I try it and it doesn't even work.

    Wikipedia on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Well I mean you were saying that it would only be useful for a laptop so I figure, "Hey, I've got a laptop, this could be useful," and then I try it and it doesn't even work.

    So, you don't have a not-very-useful feature? :P

    Sheri on
  • WikipediaWikipedia __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Well I mean you were saying that it would only be useful for a laptop so I figure, "Hey, I've got a laptop, this could be useful," and then I try it and it doesn't even work.

    So, you don't have a not-very-useful feature? :P

    Precisely.

    Wikipedia on
  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    ShimSham wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    ShimSham wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    shimsham see how far you can put your foot up his ass

    go for the distance

    Cake is surprisingly applicable

    He's going the distance.
    He's going for speed.
    She's all alone, all alone in her time of need.

    no you're not allowed to like things I like
    u like cake 2?

    Not anymore!
    I loooovvvvveeee boobs and vaginas.

    How do you feel about them now?

    ShimSham on
    QcGKhPm.jpg
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I expected an interesting story by coming into this thread.

    The title is full of lies and slander.

    Kadith on
    zkHcp.jpg
  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    And I like the lit cigarettes and curb stompin fun idea.

    If he kept antagonizing her like that I would seriously consider finding a way to contact this guy I don't know and at least tell him to shutup and back off.

    But then I would be like one of those boyfriends.

    This guy totally deserves it though, he's a dick.

    ShimSham on
    QcGKhPm.jpg
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ShimSham wrote:
    And I like the lit cigarettes and curb stompin fun idea.

    If he kept antagonizing her like that I would seriously consider finding a way to contact this guy I don't know and at least tell him to shutup and back off.

    But then I would be like one of those boyfriends.

    This guy totally deserves it though, he's a dick.

    if you're really good you can get her to bring the problem to you

    and then you can all man up about it

    i'm speaking from one or two experiences here, it could very well backfire if you are not careful

    mrpaku on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kadith wrote:
    I expected an interesting story by coming into this thread.

    The title is full of lies and slander.

    Fixed.

    Drez on
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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Curbstomping has got to be one of the worst ways to go.

    Like rly guys.

    ShimSham on
    QcGKhPm.jpg
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ShimSham wrote:
    Curbstomping has got to be one of the worst ways to go.

    Like rly guys.

    i've always been afraid of getting into a car accident and then having a local inner city pre-school stomp me to death

    mrpaku on
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ShimSham wrote:
    Curbstomping has got to be one of the worst ways to go.

    Like rly guys.

    The worst part would be your teeth scraping on the pavement. The actual death would probably be relatively quick.

    Metzger Meister on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Nuh uh.

    Drez on
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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Drez wrote:
    Kadith wrote:
    I expected an interesting story by coming into this thread.

    The title is full of lies and slander.

    Fixed.

    That's better.

    Kadith on
    zkHcp.jpg
  • ShiolaShiola Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Fucking everyone loves Cake. Just as they should.


    Italics makes it true!

    Shiola on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    cake is okay, I guess

    Raneados on
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I love cake. choclate is my favorite

    c wut i did thar?

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ShimSham wrote:
    Curbstomping has got to be one of the worst ways to go.

    Like rly guys.

    I can't help but cringe a bit on the inside everytime I do it in GoW

    B.C. on
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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Cake sucks,

    and all cake lovers suck for loving cake.


    cock suckers.

    Kadith on
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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I prefer Pie myself.

    B.C. on
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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    B.C. wrote:
    ShimSham wrote:
    Curbstomping has got to be one of the worst ways to go.

    Like rly guys.

    I can't help but cringe a bit on the inside everytime I do it in GoW
    I need to play that game more. Played it nonstop for about 2 weeks then stopped.

    Unfortunately as of tomorrow, I'll be using all of my free time to work on this project for school I'm making myself start on tomorrow. It's worth 33% of my grade and only have about 2 weeks left to do it, so yeah I got to get to it.

    Fuck college.

    ShimSham on
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    OK I think I'll go to bed now.

    Drez on
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