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I have a weakness for Teddies (also jailchat)

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  • MattieMattie Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Do you have any guilty knowledge?

    Mattie on
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  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    It's -1 here.

    Wind chill is -25.

    I win.

    ham hammer on
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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ham hammer wrote:
    It's -1 here.

    Wind chill is -25.

    I win.




    How many inches per hour?

    MechMantis on
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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2007
    Seph wrote:
    Larlar what about piznachios

    My hands can automatically separate the pizza component from any other substance.

    Larlar on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    MechMantis wrote:
    ham hammer wrote:
    It's -1 here.

    Wind chill is -25.

    I win.




    How many inches per hour?

    about 100,000 if I'm in the mood

    Raneados on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ham hammer wrote:
    It's -1 here.

    Wind chill is -25.

    I win.

    we got to negatives without the -40 windchill fgt

    mrpaku on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Huh.

    Shoe was right.

    Sheri on
  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    MechMantis wrote:
    ham hammer wrote:
    It's -1 here.

    Wind chill is -25.

    I win.




    How many inches per hour?

    It's snowing up there? It's just bitter cold here, but the water lines are frozen so that sucks.

    ham hammer on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I couldn't live near that many people

    especially old people

    I hate most people and want them to die

    fat listless cattle, breathing all my air

    GET OUT OF MY WAY I HAVE SOMEWHERE TO BE YOU SHOPPING BAG HOLDING PIECE OF SHIT CONSUMER ZOMBIE

    YOU

    AND YOUR FRIEND

    CANNOT OCCUPY ONE STEP OF THE ESCALATOR

    BECAUSE IT MEANS

    I CANNOT PROCEED FORWARD

    WHILE YOU TALK ABOUT THE CRAPPY SHIT YOU DOWNLOADED TO YOUR IPODS LAST NIGHT

    FUCK REGINA SPEKTOR I HAVE TO GO TO WORK MOVE THE EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I couldn't live near that many people

    especially old people

    I hate most people and want them to die

    fat listless cattle, breathing all my air

    GET OUT OF MY WAY I HAVE SOMEWHERE TO BE YOU SHOPPING BAG HOLDING PIECE OF SHIT CONSUMER ZOMBIE

    YOU

    AND YOUR FRIEND

    CANNOT OCCUPY ONE STEP OF THE ESCALATOR

    BECAUSE IT MEANS

    I CANNOT PROCEED FORWARD

    WHILE YOU TALK ABOUT THE CRAPPY SHIT YOU DOWNLOADED TO YOUR IPODS LAST NIGHT

    FUCK REGINA SPEKTOR I HAVE TO GO TO WORK MOVE THE EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

    Hey

    Fuck you

    Don't knock Regina

    Sheri on
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    So to everyone who is jailed:

    How's it feel to be living on bread and water, taking icy cold showers and having guards whomp your ass round the clock?

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    that bitch can choke on a horse dick for all I care

    pff, music

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    that bitch can choke on a horse dick for all I care

    pff, music

    on the radio

    on the radio-o-o-oooo

    Raneados on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Cups42 wrote:
    So to everyone who is jailed:

    How's it feel to be living on bread and water, taking icy cold showers and having guards whomp your ass round the clock?

    psssh how many times have you even been to jail

    mrpaku on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I came into Oz like I owned this bitch

    and now I do

    Head Sister of Cell Block 5-3

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    yeah so at least I know I'm alive right

    you're just sitting out there in your Mickie D's cubicle prepackaged single serving world

    who writes this shit

    Seph on
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    So are you all going to get together and play the mods in a football game and win at the last second?

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    the longest thread

    starring seph as burt reynolds

    and shoe as adam sandler

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • Carol VordermanCarol Vorderman Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ham hammer wrote:
    ham hammer wrote:
    Gummi Bears

    God, I'd suck a cock for a few pounds of those things

    You know you could just go to the store and buy them, right?

    yes i know

    I am just saying that I love them that much. Besides, I don't have any places near me that sell them in actual pounds.

    i am such a fatty.
    man I am totally the same way about gummi bears

    if some evil villain were to want to lure me in to some place

    all he would need would be a trail of gummi bears

    Carol Vorderman on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    can i be romanowski

    i'll start shooting steroids immediately if that's what it takes

    mrpaku on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    slow down I can't take notes that fast

    Rankenphile on
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  • PojacoPojaco Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I really thought we had a good thing going there, how did I know it would lead to this?!

    Pojaco on
  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Do you think I could cut a deal if I tell bogey where Seph hid the money?

    Death of Rats on
    No I don't.
  • PojacoPojaco Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I thought you didn't like rats

    Pojaco on
  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm not above self loathing.

    Death of Rats on
    No I don't.
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    hahaha, jailchat

    Green on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm out side, pokein' you all through the bars with a stick!

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    That's no stick... stoppit.

    Death of Rats on
    No I don't.
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    stop saying Hawaii in there

    Rankenphile on
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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    stop saying Hawaii in there
    oh god

    this caught me off guard and now i am choking

    Green on
  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Maybe we could turn this thread into a "scared straight" type thing.

    Death of Rats on
    No I don't.
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    it will take a lot more than a couple jailings to scare this forum straight

    Rankenphile on
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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Christ

    This is from all of the shitty new threads?

    Nucsh on
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  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Wanna be some guy's girlfriend? Wanna' have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, and start messing with your junk? It never stops, guys! And everybody acts like its no big deal. I mean, there's nothing to do all day except lift weights, fold laundry, and get thrown into a cage with a bunch of sweaty men.

    Death of Rats on
    No I don't.
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    itt cakes with files in them

    Meissnerd on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Welcome to Shawshank.

    Moriveth on
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Moriveth wrote:
    Welcome to Shawshank.
    Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'

    Green on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Nothing but jail bars as far as the eye can see

    Redeemer on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    That's no stick... stoppit.

    Stick, stupid!

    Aaaah, no wonder you're extinct.

    Jordyn on
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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    haha

    what happened to you faggots

    Starfuck on
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