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I have a weakness for Teddy

SephSeph Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
Teddy Roosevelt

He is such a damn good treat

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I can pass on washington, reagan is no big deal, eisenhower, nah, but throw some Teddy Roosevelt my way and oh god I will be devour

I like to grab a ballot and toss them in a box so they get all republican

I vote some Franklin version of Roosevelt, but they are still deeeeelicious

what presidents do you crave or cannot pass up?

























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  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh you.

    ham hammer on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    :^:

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Seph likes big sticks, but he could probably use a new deal.

    Pb on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn, Teddy Ruxpin was terrifying

    the wide eyes and animatronic face

    D:

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Taft

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    teddy roxibin

    yes i was a little dissapointed too

    mrpaku on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Pb wrote:
    Seph likes big sticks, but he could probably use a new deal.

    <3

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I had a Teddy Ruxpin, and I also had Grubby and you could hook them together and they would both talk.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Seph wrote:
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    Bully!

    tugga on
  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The true evil is Snuggles the Bear from the fabric softener commercials.

    Pb on
  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Pb wrote:
    Seph likes big sticks, but he could probably use a new deal.

    <3

    Read your pms

    (please use the sig)

    (it took me 5 minutes to make it)

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I had a talking Big Bird

    He smelled like new plastic for like three years

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
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    nooooooooooo, my joke

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If I had talent or a scanner this would be better, but, oh well...

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Pb wrote:
    The true evil is Snuggles the Bear from the fabric softener commercials.

    i have him

    his name is patrick bear and he is awesome leave him alone

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    In 1844, the Democrats were split
    The three nominees for the presidential candidate
    Were Martin Van Buren, a former president and an abolitionist
    James Buchanan, a moderate
    Louis Cass, a general and expansionist
    From Nashville came a dark horse riding up
    He was James K. Polk, Napoleon of the Stump

    Austere, severe, he held few people dear
    His oratory filled his foes with fear
    The factions soon agreed
    He's just the man we need
    To bring about victory
    Fulfill our manifest destiny
    And annex the land the Mexicans command
    And when the votes were cast the winner was
    Mister James K. Polk, Napoleon of the Stump

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Teddy was the best American President.

    That is all.

    FortyTwo on
  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    In 1844, the Democrats were split
    The three nominees for the presidential candidate
    Were Martin Van Buren, a former president and an abolitionist
    James Buchanan, a moderate
    Louis Cass, a general and expansionist
    From Nashville came a dark horse riding up
    He was James K. Polk, Napoleon of the Stump

    Austere, severe, he held few people dear
    His oratory filled his foes with fear
    The factions soon agreed
    He's just the man we need
    To bring about victory
    Fulfill our manifest destiny
    And annex the land the Mexicans command
    And when the votes were cast the winner was
    Mister James K. Polk, Napoleon of the Stump

    <3

    FortyTwo on
  • PojacoPojaco Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I just found out tonight that FDR had an affair, my world is caving in :cry:

    Pojaco on
  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    In 1844, the Democrats were split
    The three nominees for the presidential candidate
    Were Martin Van Buren, a former president and an abolitionist
    James Buchanan, a moderate
    Louis Cass, a general and expansionist
    From Nashville came a dark horse riding up
    He was James K. Polk, Napoleon of the Stump

    Austere, severe, he held few people dear
    His oratory filled his foes with fear
    The factions soon agreed
    He's just the man we need
    To bring about victory
    Fulfill our manifest destiny
    And annex the land the Mexicans command
    And when the votes were cast the winner was
    Mister James K. Polk, Napoleon of the Stump

    Good show.

    Dex Dynamo on
  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Teddy was the best American President.

    That is all.

    Actually, Polk is pretty amazing when you read up on him.

    I'll leave that to you, though.

    Pb on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Pojaco wrote:
    I just found out tonight that FDR had an affair, my world is caving in :cry:

    more like first lesbian

    mrpaku on
  • Carol VordermanCarol Vorderman Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Man I just wrote an awesome essay about Teddy Roosevelt.

    Coincidence? I think not.

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  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I was going to come in here and turn the thread into a Teddy Roosevelt thread

    But it already is

    TR is awesome

    He was shot in the chest before a speech and proceeded to give that fucking speech for the next hour and a half before he let an ambulance take him away.

    Ein on
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    He's like a freedom zombie that still has sex with ladies

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  • Carol VordermanCarol Vorderman Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I was going to come in here and turn the thread into a Teddy Roosevelt thread

    But it already is

    TR is awesome

    He was shot in the chest before a speech and proceeded to give that fucking speech for the next hour and a half before he let an ambulance take him away.
    No dude you got the story wrong

    He didn't go in a fucking ambulance

    He died with that goddamn bullet in him, some years later

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Teddy was the best American President.

    That is all.

    Besides Washington yeah probably.

    Butters on
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  • MarcusMarcus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Friends, I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible. I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose. But fortunately I had my manuscript, so you see I was going to make a long speech, and there is a bullet - there is where the bullet went through - and it probably saved me from it going into my heart. The bullet is in me now, so that I cannot make a very long speech, but I will try my best.
    - Teddy Roosevelt October, 14, 1912

    Marcus on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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    teddy ruxpin was pretty okay
    but i had a crush on grubby

    mully on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Pojaco wrote:
    I just found out tonight that FDR had an affair, my world is caving in :cry:

    He also had polio.

    Garlic Bread on
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Marcus wrote:
    Friends, I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible. I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose. But fortunately I had my manuscript, so you see I was going to make a long speech, and there is a bullet - there is where the bullet went through - and it probably saved me from it going into my heart. The bullet is in me now, so that I cannot make a very long speech, but I will try my best.
    - Teddy Roosevelt October, 14, 1912

    that's a president, that is a president

    not this ass clown we have now

    Teddy would rip the bullet from his own chest, get it mounted on a ring and proceed to beat the shit out of GW

    Seph on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Pojaco wrote:
    I just found out tonight that FDR had an affair, my world is caving in :cry:

    He also had polio.
    no

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  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ZOMBIE ROOSEVELT '08

    Ein on
  • MarcusMarcus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Seph wrote:
    Marcus wrote:
    Friends, I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible. I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose. But fortunately I had my manuscript, so you see I was going to make a long speech, and there is a bullet - there is where the bullet went through - and it probably saved me from it going into my heart. The bullet is in me now, so that I cannot make a very long speech, but I will try my best.
    - Teddy Roosevelt October, 14, 1912

    that's a president, that is a president

    not this ass clown we have now

    Teddy would rip the bullet from his own chest, get it mounted on a ring and proceed to beat the shit out of GW
    Man I don't know if it just history getting exaggerated or what but you don't hear about people just being badass any more.

    Marcus on
  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Marcus wrote:
    Seph wrote:
    Marcus wrote:
    Friends, I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible. I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose. But fortunately I had my manuscript, so you see I was going to make a long speech, and there is a bullet - there is where the bullet went through - and it probably saved me from it going into my heart. The bullet is in me now, so that I cannot make a very long speech, but I will try my best.
    - Teddy Roosevelt October, 14, 1912

    that's a president, that is a president

    not this ass clown we have now

    Teddy would rip the bullet from his own chest, get it mounted on a ring and proceed to beat the shit out of GW
    Man I don't know if it just history getting exaggerated or what but you don't hear about people just being badass any more.
    omg guy threw himself on other guy and saved from train

    news at 11

    maybe we should elect him.

    Ein on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ZOMBIE ROOSEVELT '08

    i don't care

    i'll do it, i swear to whatever brought him back

    mrpaku on
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