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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2011
    Robos A Go Go wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    hey cass

    look up "tribadism"

    :^:

    Also the dick-on-dick thing is totes a thing.

    look up "frot"

    Frottage and tribadism are strangely coy terms for such lusty practices.

    Meanwhile, a term like "dry humping" lets you know exactly what to expect.

    i have not looked up frottage or tribadism

    but i assume they are some sort of deviant sexual shit

    frottage is a way to apply a faux finish to a wall you are painting as far as i am concerned

    Irond Will on
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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    ugh, utilikilts

    YOU ARE WEARING A SKIRT

    STOP PRETENDING

    kakos bought one at pax and wore it around

    it looked wicked retarded and we all made fun of it

    o_ø

    And he stepped over every air vent that he could find.

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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Yarg... kinda bored at school...

    Cokebotle on
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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    South host wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Dread that is a surprisingly entertaining anecdote.

    who the fuck is dread?

    I would rather be called "Dread", because Dreadnoughts are badass.

    But not as awesome as...

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2011
    Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »
    is a utilikilt like a tool belt at all or

    what is it

    it's a canvas skirt with big pockets and a giant belt

    the only dudes we saw wearing them were fat nerds

    i don't think they make them in sizes smaller than 44 waists

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    I am working on a Mass Effect Dread and one of the character archetypes is going to be "The Test Subject"

    I am so giddy except I'm going to be DMing for Pony and he's been playing RPGs for like eighty years so I'm also nervous

    HRM
    Wait

    a Mass Effect PnP RPG

    what is this devilry

    No, not pen and paper

    We're not going to be rolling any dice or pondering over our WIS stat

    it'll be you

    and the jenga tower

    I'm kind of manic

    Sorry [chat]

    I am being manic at you because I have no other outlet

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Tribadism is about as deviant as vanilla sex at this point.

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »
    is a utilikilt like a tool belt at all or

    what is it

    It is a skirt for dudes, Fluffy.

    Don't let anyone try and convince you otherwise.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Robos A Go Go wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    hey cass

    look up "tribadism"

    :^:

    Also the dick-on-dick thing is totes a thing.

    look up "frot"

    Frottage and tribadism are strangely coy terms for such lusty practices.

    Meanwhile, a term like "dry humping" lets you know exactly what to expect.

    i have not looked up frottage or tribadism

    but i assume they are some sort of deviant sexual shit

    frottage is a way to apply a faux finish to a wall you are painting as far as i am concerned

    So gay sex = deviant

    Good to know where you stand, Will.

    Elldren on
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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I hope one day I can have a drink with Will because I think it could only be that much more entertaining to see him judge people in person.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Robos A Go Go wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    hey cass

    look up "tribadism"

    :^:

    Also the dick-on-dick thing is totes a thing.

    look up "frot"

    Frottage and tribadism are strangely coy terms for such lusty practices.

    Meanwhile, a term like "dry humping" lets you know exactly what to expect.

    i have not looked up frottage or tribadism

    but i assume they are some sort of deviant sexual shit

    frottage is a way to apply a faux finish to a wall you are painting as far as i am concerned

    So gay sex = deviant

    Good to know where you stand, Will.

    well i haven't looked it up and don't know what it is. by the way it's being referred to, i'm assuming it's some sort of deviant stuff.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    One day I will have a beer with Will and he will look at my pants and go "That stitching on your pants is quite attractive..."

    and I'll go "oh, thank you Will"

    and he'll go "...for a garment that was clearly sown by a mentally deficient person. did you find that at goodwill?"

    and then I'll flip the table

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »
    is a utilikilt like a tool belt at all or

    what is it

    It is a skirt for dudes, Fluffy.

    Don't let anyone try and convince you otherwise.

    like there's anything wrong with a skirt for dudes

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Robos A Go Go wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    hey cass

    look up "tribadism"

    :^:

    Also the dick-on-dick thing is totes a thing.

    look up "frot"

    Frottage and tribadism are strangely coy terms for such lusty practices.

    Meanwhile, a term like "dry humping" lets you know exactly what to expect.

    i have not looked up frottage or tribadism

    but i assume they are some sort of deviant sexual shit

    frottage is a way to apply a faux finish to a wall you are painting as far as i am concerned

    So gay sex = deviant

    Good to know where you stand, Will.

    Frot and center.

    Drez on
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    CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Dread that is a surprisingly entertaining anecdote.

    who the fuck is dread?

    Dread Pirate...I dont know. I COULDNT THINK OF A PROPER SHORTER NAME SO I JUST WENT WITH IT.

    You have to say my full name every time.

    No, no, do it in a girl voice. HIGHER!

    Say Dread Pirate Arbuthnot, sir

    DPA

    DrPa

    Derp

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2011
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    I hope one day I can have a drink with Will because I think it could only be that much more entertaining to see him judge people in person.

    i am drinking with organichu as we speak

    we are entertainingly judging others

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    One day I will have a beer with Will and he will look at my pants and go "That stitching on your pants is quite attractive..."

    and I'll go "oh, thank you Will"

    and he'll go "...for a garment that was clearly sown by a mentally deficient person. did you find that at goodwill?"

    and then I'll flip the table

    Guns come out. Mexican stand off. A dove flies by. The world goes into bullet time...

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I heard a rumor that we can reregister when the new forums come out or we'll have to or something

    maybe I'll be Cass again one day

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Her name is Cass.

    She is to be called Cass.

    Or possibly Requine

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2011
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    One day I will have a beer with Will and he will look at my pants and go "That stitching on your pants is quite attractive..."

    and I'll go "oh, thank you Will"

    and he'll go "...for a garment that was clearly sown by a mentally deficient person. did you find that at goodwill?"

    and then I'll flip the table

    frankie told me tonight that i am a master of negging

    that i just neg everyone, reflexively

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    i wore an eyepatch for a while after the stroke

    my left eye wasn't working right, had problems keeping pace with the right eye and that was giving me fucked up vision

    and it wasn't dilating properly

    so there was concerns i could like, go blind in that eye by accidentally looking at a bright light and having it unfiltered burn into my retina

    so i wore a patch for a bit

    they're like "would you like this flesh-toned medical-looking eyepatch" and i am like

    fuck that

    black leather or gtfo

    fortunately they had such a thing

    Pony on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I think I'll call you Sandy, DPA.

    Drez on
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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    One day I will have a beer with Will and he will look at my pants and go "That stitching on your pants is quite attractive..."

    and I'll go "oh, thank you Will"

    and he'll go "...for a garment that was clearly sown by a mentally deficient person. did you find that at goodwill?"

    and then I'll flip the table

    "Seeing you attempt to flip that table was like watching a toddler try to turn over a car.

    Only I wouldn't mind if the car ran you over."

    Just kidding, he isn't that monstrous.

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    South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Robos A Go Go wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    hey cass

    look up "tribadism"

    :^:

    Also the dick-on-dick thing is totes a thing.

    look up "frot"

    Frottage and tribadism are strangely coy terms for such lusty practices.

    Meanwhile, a term like "dry humping" lets you know exactly what to expect.

    i have not looked up frottage or tribadism

    but i assume they are some sort of deviant sexual shit

    frottage is a way to apply a faux finish to a wall you are painting as far as i am concerned

    So gay sex = deviant

    Good to know where you stand, Will.

    well i haven't looked it up and don't know what it is. by the way it's being referred to, i'm assuming it's some sort of deviant stuff.

    Rubbing dicks together.

    South host on
    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    I heard a rumor that we can reregister when the new forums come out or we'll have to or something

    maybe I'll be Cass again one day

    if this is true, i will stop being Pony

    Pony on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »
    is a utilikilt like a tool belt at all or

    what is it

    It is a skirt for dudes, Fluffy.

    Don't let anyone try and convince you otherwise.

    like there's anything wrong with a skirt for dudes

    personally, i find that it's much improved with a set of petticoats and some pigtails.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »

    well i haven't looked it up and don't know what it is. by the way it's being referred to, i'm assuming it's some sort of deviant stuff.

    Genitals touching genitals is the height of deviance.

    Cinders on
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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    I hope one day I can have a drink with Will because I think it could only be that much more entertaining to see him judge people in person.

    i am drinking with organichu as we speak

    we are entertainingly judging others

    God that sounds like the best thing.

    I wish I hadn't uprooted and moved out west before my time with [chat].

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    There are new forums coming?

    Cinders on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    oh good i get to tell this story again

    so I'm eating lunch at York's student center and I'm like a dog, please don't mess with me while I'm eating

    this guy comes up and he's like 'hey, you're pretty good looking for a fat girl'

    and I go 'oh my god, did you just neg me?'

    'what?'

    'you just negged me, that's so cute! And your sunglasses, that's peacocking right? Oh, you're such a cute little pickup artist, oh man, that's adorable'

    and he was like '..s-s-shut up, bitch!'

    and tried to swagger away

    but you cannot swagger after being ROCKED

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    I heard a rumor that we can reregister when the new forums come out or we'll have to or something

    maybe I'll be Cass again one day

    if this is true, i will stop being Pony

    You will always be Pony to me.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    I heard a rumor that we can reregister when the new forums come out or we'll have to or something

    maybe I'll be Cass again one day

    if this is true, i will stop being Pony

    and I will be Positron

    and everyone will be confused

    Antimatter on
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    oh good i get to tell this story again

    so I'm eating lunch at York's student center and I'm like a dog, please don't mess with me while I'm eating

    this guy comes up and he's like 'hey, you're pretty good looking for a fat girl'

    and I go 'oh my god, did you just neg me?'

    'what?'

    'you just negged me, that's so cute! And your sunglasses, that's peacocking right? Oh, you're such a cute little pickup artist, oh man, that's adorable'

    and he was like '..s-s-shut up, bitch!'

    and tried to swagger away

    but you cannot swagger after being ROCKED

    ahahahahahahaaaaaa yesssssssssss

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    we are mocking so many people

    i am drinking a martinez

    Organichu on
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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Eyepatches can be hella awesome.

    Cokebotle on
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Judge me, judge me!

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2011
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    oh good i get to tell this story again

    so I'm eating lunch at York's student center and I'm like a dog, please don't mess with me while I'm eating

    this guy comes up and he's like 'hey, you're pretty good looking for a fat girl'

    and I go 'oh my god, did you just neg me?'

    'what?'

    'you just negged me, that's so cute! And your sunglasses, that's peacocking right? Oh, you're such a cute little pickup artist, oh man, that's adorable'

    and he was like '..s-s-shut up, bitch!'

    and tried to swagger away

    but you cannot swagger after being ROCKED

    this is pretty amazing, cass

    good for you

    Irond Will on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2011
    haha, that's pretty great, cass

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    you can't really insult me by calling me fat

    i know i'm fat

    it's like 'shut up, you stupid brunette

    you blue eyed people are all the same'

    ...yes, okay, this is all true?

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Oh god no, you're putting political rhetoric in my horror movie! Stop it!

    stevemarks44 on
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