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My Roommate is force pushing

Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
his cock in some dudes buttox

He just came home with a complete Star Wars LARPing book, and confessed to us that for two weeks now, and for every monday for the rest of the semester, he has been/will be LARPing a Star Wars character. More specifically, he is a level 7 Jedi Councelor.

It should be noted that while playing today "He kept rolling single digits and got his butt handed too him by some more experienced Sith dudes"

I've never been this close to a LARPer before, but worse, a Jedi LARPer.

What should I do?

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  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kill yourself.

    Seriously.

    Kill them. Then kill yourself.

    Pata on
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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    okay you opened with gay sex and then just dropped it, what the hell

    Paku on
  • Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    give him a lightsabre dicking

    show him who the real master is

    Little Jim on
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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Pata wrote:
    Wipe them out. All of them.

    Dely Apple on
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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    paku's got a boner and it's your responsibility, Mr. Jedi.

    fightinfilipino on
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    lol GDD makes a thread

    The Geek on
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    okay you opened with gay sex and then just dropped it, what the hell

    no, actually if you continue reading, the entire post is gay sex

    Drez on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Pata, though I agree you better hope CT doesn't see your post.

    Butters on
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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    that are half-sentences completed in the OP

    Calebros on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    uninteresting thread

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    fightinfilipino wrote:
    paku's got a boner and it's your responsibility, Mr. Jedi.

    my jedi mind tricks will only work so long on this penis dude, his head is so much smaller than mine

    Paku on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote:
    tell me more

    Meissnerd on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Calebros wrote:
    BUY MY DRIED SPIT

    THE PEOPLE AT THE BANK CALL ME LARRY

    SUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!

    The Geek on
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    First a furry, now a LARPer. seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you guys.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Calebros wrote:
    that are half-sentences completed in the OP

    They're phrases specifically designed by ad execs to make you interested.

    Kadith on
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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Geek wrote:
    Calebros wrote:
    BUY MY DRIED SPIT

    THE PEOPLE AT THE BANK CALL ME LARRY

    SUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!

    They had almost every Sifl and Olly episode up on Youtube and I watched almost all of them in like 2 days. Then one night I watched some, went to sleep, and when I woke up they were taken down for copyright infringement.

    i was all D: and then i was all ):

    edit so i don't sound stupid because i'm second-guessing myself thinking that viacom owns mtv but i think they do

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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    seriously though, get him drunk and rape him wearing a princess leia mask

    "the force is strong with this one num num num num"

    Paku on
  • redkatanaredkatana Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote:
    I find this topic highly engaging

    redkatana on
  • b0rdfaceb0rdface __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    huh? how do you lose at larping? i thought you just role played and acted nerdy.

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    execute Order 66 etc etc

    Green on
  • b0bd0db0bd0d Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I feel your pain. Fire is the solution. it's the only to cleanse everything.

    b0bd0d on
  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    seriously though, get him drunk and rape him wearing a princess leia mask

    "the force is strong with this one num num num num"

    Best idea yet

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  • b0bd0db0bd0d Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Arcibi wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    seriously though, get him drunk and rape him wearing a princess leia mask

    "the force is strong with this one num num num num"

    Best idea yet

    COUNTERSTAB!

    ..oh wait.

    b0bd0d on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    He can't let it go :(

    Meissnerd on
  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    They make Larping books?

    I have a couple of SW RPG sourcebooks, but only for the information on ships and characters. I don't even know how to use them for what they were designed for.

    Bloods End on
  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    yeah whatever fgt

    roll for intiative

    Paku on
  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Geek wrote:
    lol GDD makes a thread

    Screw you GDD, all you ever do is make new threads.

    Oh wait

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  • b0rdfaceb0rdface __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    i think this OP is a lying sack of shit. larping books, losing in larping doesn't make any sense.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    b0rdface wrote:
    i think this OP is a lying sack of shit. larping books, losing in larping doesn't make any sense.

    dude how many times can you get banned?

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  • Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    neeeeeew recooord

    Little Jim on
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  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    b0rdface wrote:
    i think this OP is a lying sack of shit. larping books, losing in larping doesn't make any sense.

    Lies

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You critical miss force push.

    force push yourself?

    ooh man that reminds me of the old Star wars game for the computer.

    i loved that game

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The thing to do is buy a a lizard and tell him it's a ysalamir and then watch as he cries because he can't use his powers.

    Bloods End on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Shoot him in the knee and tell the police you recieved Order 65.

    "Incapacitate all Jedi."

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    It's Consular, asswipe.

    Javen on
  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Start Larping a Sith master.

    Then kill him in his sleep.

    Newtron on
  • redstormpopcornredstormpopcorn Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    b0rdface wrote:
    i think this OP is a lying sack of shit. larping books, losing in larping doesn't make any sense.
    In LARP, everyone loses.

    redstormpopcorn on
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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Newtron wrote:
    Start Larping a Sith master.

    Then kill him in his sleep.

    Bounty hunters do it better.

    Bloods End on
  • KaennethKaenneth Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Unfortunetly, If you strike him down he shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Bloods End wrote:
    Newtron wrote:
    Start Larping a Sith master.

    Then kill him in his sleep.

    Bothans do it better.

    Newtron on
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