My Roommate is force pushing

DarkPrimus

Kaenneth wrote:

Unfortunetly, If you strike him down he shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

That's only if he dicks around along enough to let him become a Jedi Master, son.

You got to kill de seed before it grow. Bob Marley had it so right.

MutePrez

Execute order 66

Der Waffle Mous

Doesn't LARPing kinda preclude rolling dice?


And involve dressing like an idiot?

Raneados

WHY wrote:

Doesn't LARPing kinda preclude rolling dice?


And involve dressing like an idiot?

I think so

I think people just yell and run at each other yelling

LIGHTNING BOLT

Moriveth

You chose your roommate... poorly.

Oh wait wrong movie.

blue powder

what in fuck is larping?

Raneados

blue powder wrote:

what in fuck is larping?

how are you even here without knowing that?

LARP - Live Action RolePlay
go google it then talk

Jordyn

I want a shot from Jurassic Park of Ellie where she's like "RUN."

I would use it when people ask what larping, pozzing, or orca stacks are.

AWIY

WHY wrote:

Doesn't LARPing kinda preclude rolling dice?


And involve dressing like an idiot?

Not if you're larping a tabletop gamer!

Jordyn

Wow I made two Jurassic Park references already tonight, I should just go watch the damn movie.

blue powder

Jordyn wrote:

Wow I made two Jurassic Park references already tonight, I should just go watch the damn movie.

arn't there like 5 of those out now?

Jordyn

No just the one.

D.T.

There is only one way for this to end.

Your roomate's character must be killed in such a way that he cannot be revived. He won't be able to roll a new character because he'll be so behind that it won't even be fun for him.*

You and a group of trusted allies must follow him to his LARPing meeting place. In the middle of the game, rush in wearing black robes, black and red make-up and carrying plastic lightsabers. Announce that you're Sith Assassins and that you've been ordered by your master to kill him dead. And that anyone who gets in your way will be killed, too. That'll keep the other nerds paralyzed with fear so you can get the job done without any interference.

Also, have someone videotape it and then put it on YouTube, with Duel of the Fates playing the background. Then post the link here.

*I don't know anything about LARPing. My only exposure to this god-forsaken passtime is that "Lightning Bolt!" video.

JC of DI

Jordyn wrote:

Wow I made two Jurassic Park references already tonight, I should just go watch the damn movie.

You've already got me watching it, so why not? I've got popcorn.

And Blue Powder: There's 3, though the first one is the only one that held and still holds a place in my heart from when I was crazy for dinosaurs.

Clever girl.

Meissnerd

I remember getting psyched for the new dinosaurs in Jurassic Park 2.

Pachysylopholasaurus?! Are you shitting me?

I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up

D.T. wrote:

There is only one way for this to end.

Your roomate's character must be killed in such a way that he cannot be revived. He won't be able to roll a new character because he'll be so behind that it won't even be fun for him.*

You and a group of trusted allies must follow him to his LARPing meeting place. In the middle of the game, rush in wearing black robes, black and red make-up and carrying plastic lightsabers. Announce that you're Sith Assassins and that you've been ordered by your master to kill him dead. And that anyone who gets in your way will be killed, too. That'll keep the other nerds paralyzed with fear so you can get the job done without any interference.

Also, have someone videotape it and then put it on YouTube, with Duel of the Fates playing the background. Then post the link here.

*I don't know anything about LARPing. My only exposure to this god-forsaken passtime is that "Lightning Bolt!" video.

a whole bunch of friends of mine were going to show up to this larping clab we had at school dressed as ninjas, rape them all and leave. then we decided even that was too nerdy

Jordyn

Live Action Pretend Rape.

Calebros

i used to rape all the larping clabs at my high school

Jordyn

Jordyn wrote:

Live Action Pretend Rape.

Which is also called "Sex."

In other words, commie wants to fuck LARPers.

JC of DI

Meissnerd wrote:

I remember getting psyched for the new dinosaurs in Jurassic Park 2.

Pachysylopholasaurus?! Are you shitting me?

I got hyped for it, yeah - but then all I remember about it is the guy's yawn at the beginning, the bad mofo plowing through a city on occasion, and a distinct lack of Grant or Ellie.

Meissnerd

JC of DI wrote:

Meissnerd wrote:

I remember getting psyched for the new dinosaurs in Jurassic Park 2.

Pachysylopholasaurus?! Are you shitting me?

I got hyped for it, yeah - but then all I remember about it is the guy's yawn at the beginning, the bad mofo plowing through a city on occasion, and a distinct lack of Grant or Ellie.

I remember:

The opening, with the crate

The attack on the poacher camp

Raptors being smart

T-rex in the rain

Newman slipping on some mud

Jordyn

Meissnerd wrote:

JC of DI wrote:

Meissnerd wrote:

I remember getting psyched for the new dinosaurs in Jurassic Park 2.

Pachysylopholasaurus?! Are you shitting me?

I got hyped for it, yeah - but then all I remember about it is the guy's yawn at the beginning, the bad mofo plowing through a city on occasion, and a distinct lack of Grant or Ellie.

I remember:

The opening, with the crate

The attack on the poacher camp

Raptors being smart

T-rex in the rain

Newman slipping on some mud

It's a wonder you're not extinct too.

Meissnerd

Was that a cutting remark

or a quote. I'm betting a quote.

Jordyn

C-C-C-C-COMBO MEAL

I mean just combo

no meal

Meissnerd

I'll never understand women

AWIY

That's because you fucking suck at combo breakers.

JC of DI

Meissnerd wrote:

JC of DI wrote:

Meissnerd wrote:

I remember getting psyched for the new dinosaurs in Jurassic Park 2.

Pachysylopholasaurus?! Are you shitting me?

I got hyped for it, yeah - but then all I remember about it is the guy's yawn at the beginning, the bad mofo plowing through a city on occasion, and a distinct lack of Grant or Ellie.

I remember:

The opening, with the crate

The attack on the poacher camp

Raptors being smart

T-rex in the rain

Newman slipping on some mud

Silly Meissnerd - that was the first, excellent film. That one I remember nearly every scene.

EDIT: Poacher camp is number 2 though.

Meissnerd

AWIY wrote:

That's because you fucking suck at combo breakers.

Alright smart guy. You step up.

Jordyn

MAKE IT A LARGE

CURLY FRIES

UPGRADING MY FOOD

AWIY

And then BAM! Some homeless guy is all up in your grill, disrupting your order.

That guy knows how to break a combo.

The Geek

Grandaddy Delicious wrote:

The Geek wrote:

lol GDD makes a thread

Screw you GDD, all you ever do is make new threads.

Oh wait

high-five

Larlar

Meissnerd wrote:

I'll never understand women

Women have inverted penises. So all female thoughts are the inverse of male thoughts. We like things that are good. They like stupid things. We punch babies. They poop them out, but not for punching.

And so on.

Kadith

Jordyn wrote:

MAKE IT A LARGE

CURLY FRIES

UPGRADING MY FOOD

No wonder you're such a fatty bomb batty.

Jordyn

Or fuck, this goddamn broad at Taco John's one day. I couldn't fucking talk slow enough for her at the damn drive through and it's fucking lunch hour and she talks slow enough for cement to dry between words and she has to give me a ten speech before I can just order the same damn thing we get every week.

"Hiiiii my naaaaame issss Laaaauuuurie. Welcoooome to Taaaacoooooooooooooooooo Joooooohn's. Caaan I inteeeerrrressstt yoooooooouuu innnn a coooooommbooooo meeeeaaaal?"

"Uh yeah, I need a number 3 with chicken and a Dr. Pepper. Two bean burritos, small potato ole wi-"

"OK MA'AAAM SLOOOW DOWN."

". . ."

"You waaanted....a number threeee?"

"Yeah with chicken and a Dr. Pepper."

"Chickennnn....and........"

"..."

"..."

"Dr. Pepper."

"Ok. Just slow down."

"..."

"Did you want an guacomole, nachoooo cheeeese, or hot saaauce?"

"No."

"Is that everything?"

". . .No."

"Ok what else caaan I get for yooouu?"

"Two. Bean. Burritos. ONE. Small. Potato. Ole. One. Sm-"

"Did you want any guacomole, nachooo cheeeeese or hot saaaaauuuce with theee potato oleeeeees?"

"Nacho. Cheese."

"...ok. Anything else?"

"One. Small. Dr. Pepper."

"Would you like to make the meal a large for just 59 cents?"

"NO."

The Geek

Jordyn wrote:

Or fuck, this goddamn broad at Taco John's one day. I couldn't fucking talk slow enough for her at the damn drive through and it's fucking lunch hour and she talks slow enough for cement to dry between words and she has to give me a ten speech before I can just order the same damn thing we get every week.

"Hiiiii my naaaaame issss Laaaauuuurie. Welcoooome to Taaaacoooooooooooooooooo Joooooohn's. Caaan I inteeeerrrressstt yoooooooouuu innnn a coooooommbooooo meeeeaaaal?"

"Uh yeah, I need a number 3 with chicken and a Dr. Pepper. Two bean burritos, small potato ole wi-"

"OK MA'AAAM SLOOOW DOWN."

". . ."

"You waaanted....a number threeee?"

"Yeah with chicken and a Dr. Pepper."

"Chickennnn....and........"

"..."

"..."

"Dr. Pepper."

"Ok. Just slow down."

"..."

"Did you want an guacomole, nachoooo cheeeese, or hot saaauce?"

"No."

"Is that everything?"

". . .No."

"Ok what else caaan I get for yooouu?"

"Two. Bean. Burritos. ONE. Small. Potato. Ole. One. Sm-"

"Did you want any guacomole, nachooo cheeeeese or hot saaaaauuuce with theee potato oleeeeees?"

"Nacho. Cheese."

"...ok. Anything else?"

"One. Small. Dr. Pepper."

"Would you like to make the meal a large for just 59 cents?"

"NO."

and theeeeeennn?

Varvazovsky

This guy at my aunt's house was telling me about how he used to LARP in some old English castle, I kept a straight face for about a half hour it was one of the hardest things I ever did. This guy was forty something years old.

Kadith

then she posted about it

Jordyn

If there hadn't been four cars ahead of me, I would've driven around and gone inside to order instead.

Sami

oh man, I havn't had Taco John's in half a decade

that is far too long to go without some Potatoe Oles

Kadith

One time I went to McDonalds and they were out of coke.