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My Roommate is force pushing

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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kadith wrote:
    One time I went to McDonalds and they were out of coke.

    Did you go all William Foster on them for it?

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ask your roommate if he has any SW comics.

    Then steal them and send them to me.

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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kadith wrote:
    One time I went to McDonalds and they were out of coke.

    For a while, every time I'd go to KFC with my father they would be out of most everything.

    One time, I kid you not, they were out of chicken and most every side. They were close to closing time but still, it's Kentucky Fried goddamn Chicken.

    You should always fucking have chicken

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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    If there hadn't been four cars ahead of me, I would've driven around and gone inside to order instead.

    I wrote out a huge tirade that evolved into me bitching about how the 24hr mcdonalds that's the only place open at after 10:30 never has salads after say 8pm and won't ever just whip one up.

    I finished typing and it was a huge post so I was like "nah, I don't need them thinking I'm that sort of crazy."

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  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I was made aware recently that a 24hr Drive-through-only-after-10pm McDonald's won't serve you food if you just walk up to the window without a vehicle at 4 in the morning - and they don't really explain why either.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    rockmonkey wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    If there hadn't been four cars ahead of me, I would've driven around and gone inside to order instead.

    I wrote out a huge tirade that evolved into me bitching about how the 24hr mcdonalds that's the only place open at after 10:30 never has salads after say 8pm and won't ever just whip one up.

    I finished typing and it was a huge post so I was like "nah, I don't need them thinking I'm that sort of crazy."

    you trying to say something here, rockmonkey?

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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    JC of DI wrote:
    I was made aware recently that a 24hr Drive-through-only-after-10pm McDonald's won't serve you food if you just walk up to the window without a vehicle at 4 in the morning - and they don't really explain why either.

    for security. some on foot could easily grab or hop through the window late at night when the money is out and being counted whereas someone in a car really couldn't I mean you could get OUT of your car and they would probably close the window on you but usually you can't even open your door you're so close to the wall.

    Also everytime you walk away from the drive-thru window at night you latch it.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    There's a guy that repeatedly calls in at work and talks really fucking slowly. He also repeats himself.

    Him: "Hiiii, do you haaave any collections of muuuuuuuusic from 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, and 2007?"
    Me: "No, we don't have anything specific to the year, unfortunately."
    Him: "Spoooooooooooo you have nooooooothing with collections of music from 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, and 2007?"
    Me: "Nope, nothing like that. We have the NOW CDs, but those aren't specific to one year, usually."
    Him: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. So you doooon't have anything from 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, and 2007?"

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    rockmonkey wrote:
    JC of DI wrote:
    I was made aware recently that a 24hr Drive-through-only-after-10pm McDonald's won't serve you food if you just walk up to the window without a vehicle at 4 in the morning - and they don't really explain why either.

    for security. some on foot could easily grab or hop through the window late at night when the money is out and being counted whereas someone in a car really couldn't I mean you could get OUT of your car and they would probably close the window on you but usually you can't even open your door you're so close to the wall.

    Also everytime you walk away from the drive-thru window at night you latch it.

    Solution.

    rob it in the day time.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    He's also called to see if we carry rechargable AA batteries and voice recorders. And basically the same thing happened.

    Moriveth on
  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    rockmonkey wrote:
    JC of DI wrote:
    I was made aware recently that a 24hr Drive-through-only-after-10pm McDonald's won't serve you food if you just walk up to the window without a vehicle at 4 in the morning - and they don't really explain why either.

    for security. some on foot could easily grab or hop through the window late at night when the money is out and being counted whereas someone in a car really couldn't I mean you could get OUT of your car and they would probably close the window on you but usually you can't even open your door you're so close to the wall.

    Also everytime you walk away from the drive-thru window at night you latch it.

    Now if they had just said that I would've understood. But instead they were all secretive.

    "I'm sorry sir, we can't do that."

    "But you just saw them tow my friend's vehicle into that shop right across the street, that's why there's no vehicle present."

    "Look sir, we just can't."

    "Why though? You know that I have access to a vehicle - it just doesn't have the ability to come here with me. I can show you money before I even order if it's some trust issue."

    "Sir, I'm going to shut the window now - goodbye."

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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    rockmonkey wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    If there hadn't been four cars ahead of me, I would've driven around and gone inside to order instead.

    I wrote out a huge tirade that evolved into me bitching about how the 24hr mcdonalds that's the only place open at after 10:30 never has salads after say 8pm and won't ever just whip one up.

    I finished typing and it was a huge post so I was like "nah, I don't need them thinking I'm that sort of crazy."

    you trying to say something here, rockmonkey?

    I'm saying I typed up a post that lead to me rabbling about how I hate that because I keep weird hours and don't care to eat mcdonalds shit all the time, but its the only place open so I give in and go for a salad that they never fucking have if its after 8pm.

    I'm most likely going to flat out ask them to go and make me one and I'll wait next time. not like they're swamped with orders that late and it's their fault for not having prepped whats on the menu.

    salad prep has a hold time of at least 12-18 hours surely, I've never worked at mcdonalds but surely.

    I actually type up lengthy posts quite often and decide to just hit the backspace and never post it at all.

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  • GlyphGlyph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You need to put that bitch down.

    Glyph on
  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    JC of DI wrote:
    rockmonkey wrote:
    JC of DI wrote:
    I was made aware recently that a 24hr Drive-through-only-after-10pm McDonald's won't serve you food if you just walk up to the window without a vehicle at 4 in the morning - and they don't really explain why either.

    for security. some on foot could easily grab or hop through the window late at night when the money is out and being counted whereas someone in a car really couldn't I mean you could get OUT of your car and they would probably close the window on you but usually you can't even open your door you're so close to the wall.

    Also everytime you walk away from the drive-thru window at night you latch it.

    Now if they had just said that I would've understood. But instead they were all secretive.

    "I'm sorry sir, we can't do that."

    "But you just saw them tow my friend's vehicle into that shop right across the street, that's why there's no vehicle present."

    "Look sir, we just can't."

    "Why though? You know that I have access to a vehicle - it just doesn't have the ability to come here with me. I can show you money before I even order if it's some trust issue."

    "Sir, I'm going to shut the window now - goodbye."

    hahaha I would've sold you some food. It's not like their ass is on the line if they do it. I mean you you look cracked out or seedy I won't even open the damn window I'll just yell and motion at your ass.

    man I'm glad I don't work fast food anymore. I need to finish this college crap and get a nice cubicle

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    rockmonkey wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    rockmonkey wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    If there hadn't been four cars ahead of me, I would've driven around and gone inside to order instead.

    I wrote out a huge tirade that evolved into me bitching about how the 24hr mcdonalds that's the only place open at after 10:30 never has salads after say 8pm and won't ever just whip one up.

    I finished typing and it was a huge post so I was like "nah, I don't need them thinking I'm that sort of crazy."

    you trying to say something here, rockmonkey?

    I'm saying I typed up a post that lead to me rabbling about how I hate that because I keep weird hours and don't care to eat mcdonalds shit all the time, but its the only place open so I give in and go for a salad that they never fucking have if its after 8pm.

    I'm most likely going to flat out ask them to go and make me one and I'll wait next time. not like they're swamped with orders that late and it's their fault for not having prepped whats on the menu.

    salad prep has a hold time of at least 12-18 hours surely, I've never worked at mcdonalds but surely.

    I actually type up lengthy posts quite often and decide to just hit the backspace and never post it at all.

    You sure you weren't secretly trying to say that I was crazy?

    YOU SURE?

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    rockmonkey wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    rockmonkey wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    If there hadn't been four cars ahead of me, I would've driven around and gone inside to order instead.

    I wrote out a huge tirade that evolved into me bitching about how the 24hr mcdonalds that's the only place open at after 10:30 never has salads after say 8pm and won't ever just whip one up.

    I finished typing and it was a huge post so I was like "nah, I don't need them thinking I'm that sort of crazy."

    you trying to say something here, rockmonkey?

    I'm saying I typed up a post that lead to me rabbling about how I hate that because I keep weird hours and don't care to eat mcdonalds shit all the time, but its the only place open so I give in and go for a salad that they never fucking have if its after 8pm.

    I'm most likely going to flat out ask them to go and make me one and I'll wait next time. not like they're swamped with orders that late and it's their fault for not having prepped whats on the menu.

    salad prep has a hold time of at least 12-18 hours surely, I've never worked at mcdonalds but surely.

    I actually type up lengthy posts quite often and decide to just hit the backspace and never post it at all.

    You sure you weren't secretly trying to say that I was crazy?

    YOU SURE?

    No
    yes
    no
    yes
    no
    yes
    no

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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    rockmonkey wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    rockmonkey wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    If there hadn't been four cars ahead of me, I would've driven around and gone inside to order instead.

    I wrote out a huge tirade that evolved into me bitching about how the 24hr mcdonalds that's the only place open at after 10:30 never has salads after say 8pm and won't ever just whip one up.

    I finished typing and it was a huge post so I was like "nah, I don't need them thinking I'm that sort of crazy."

    you trying to say something here, rockmonkey?

    I'm saying I typed up a post that lead to me rabbling about how I hate that because I keep weird hours and don't care to eat mcdonalds shit all the time, but its the only place open so I give in and go for a salad that they never fucking have if its after 8pm.

    I'm most likely going to flat out ask them to go and make me one and I'll wait next time. not like they're swamped with orders that late and it's their fault for not having prepped whats on the menu.

    salad prep has a hold time of at least 12-18 hours surely, I've never worked at mcdonalds but surely.

    I actually type up lengthy posts quite often and decide to just hit the backspace and never post it at all.

    You sure you weren't secretly trying to say that I was crazy?

    YOU SURE?

    no I'm a pretty jaded bastard when it comes to fast food dipshitery.

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  • Mr. GoodtripsMr. Goodtrips Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Little Jim wrote:
    give him a lightsabre dicking

    show him who the real master is

    Lightsabre cocksucking blues?

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  • Mr. GoodtripsMr. Goodtrips Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You sure do eat a lot of tacos, Jordyn, huh?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You sure do eat a lot of tacos, Jordyn, huh?

    There isn't a Taco John's in Seattle.

    It makes me sad.

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  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    You sure do eat a lot of tacos, Jordyn, huh?

    There isn't a Taco John's in Seattle.

    It makes me sad.

    I have no clue what re-heated Taco John's tastes like - but I'm willing to help you brave this venture when I come to PAX.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    JC of DI wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    You sure do eat a lot of tacos, Jordyn, huh?

    There isn't a Taco John's in Seattle.

    It makes me sad.

    I have no clue what re-heated Taco John's tastes like - but I'm willing to help you brave this venture when I come to PAX.

    I was just going to insist you do that.

    There's a TJ's about an hour south of here. That's our Valentine's plan.

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    You sure do eat a lot of tacos, Jordyn, huh?

    There isn't a Taco John's in Seattle.

    It makes me sad.

    But jordyn how do you eat potato olay's if there aren't any Taco Johns?

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  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Framling wrote:
    JC of DI wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    You sure do eat a lot of tacos, Jordyn, huh?

    There isn't a Taco John's in Seattle.

    It makes me sad.

    I have no clue what re-heated Taco John's tastes like - but I'm willing to help you brave this venture when I come to PAX.

    I was just going to insist you do that.

    There's a TJ's about an hour south of here. That's our Valentine's plan.

    Now that is romance! I now have a note of "Taco John's" added to my early-bird planning list. I'm hoping for a reservation if you guys start charging for space in return.

    Yes this is a poorly veiled bribe.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    There need to be more restaurants which include synonyms for "hole" in the title.

    Taco Pit.

    Burger Ditch.

    Beef Burrow.

    Shorty on
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    People have pointed out these sort of things before but I just have to say it again, it's pretty surreal how one can go from "My roomate is a Star Wars LARPer" and the conversation detours towards Jurassic Park and then veers into slowtalkers and drive-through restaurant procedure.

    SE++ is like an M.C. Escher painting of an internet forum.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    People have pointed out these sort of things before but I just have to say it again, it's pretty surreal how one can go from "My roomate is a Star Wars LARPer" and the conversation detours towards Jurassic Park and then veers into slowtalkers and drive-through restaurant procedure.

    SE++ is like an M.C. Escher painting of an internet forum.

    We eat lawyers off of toilets and kill people for being slow talkers. We rock.

    Hunter on
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Shorty wrote:
    Beef Burrow.
    I think I've seen a movie with that guy in it

    Green on
  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Larlar wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    I'll never understand women

    Women have inverted penises. So all female thoughts are the inverse of male thoughts. We like things that are good. They like stupid things. We punch babies. They poop them out, but not for punching.

    And so on.

    quadruple invert maximum sig

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  • Dr_KeenbeanDr_Keenbean Dumb as a butt Planet Express ShipRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    People have pointed out these sort of things before but I just have to say it again, it's pretty surreal how one can go from "My roomate is a Star Wars LARPer" and the conversation detours towards Jurassic Park and then veers into slowtalkers and drive-through restaurant procedure.

    SE++ is like an M.C. Escher painting of an internet forum.

    We eat lawyers off of toilets and kill people for being slow talkers. We rock.

    And it all starts with gay sex. Shall we finish thus?

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    People have pointed out these sort of things before but I just have to say it again, it's pretty surreal how one can go from "My roomate is a Star Wars LARPer" and the conversation detours towards Jurassic Park and then veers into slowtalkers and drive-through restaurant procedure.

    SE++ is like an M.C. Escher painting of an internet forum.

    We eat lawyers off of toilets and kill people for being slow talkers. We rock.

    And it all starts with gay sex. Shall we finish thus?
    You can't end on gay sex. Gay sex is something that is sprinkled in heavey doses in every post whether the post simply says, "I like cocks" or something innocent sounding like, "Im driving grandma to the airport."


    Gay sex isn't a starting, its not an end, its just a state of being.

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  • OndingOnding Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    It's due to the compatible nature of gay sex, that it is not a beginning or an ending. Like the gay men themselves, you can allways add another gay man at the front of the back of the line, without changing any gayness within the sex. 5-man-line, 6-man-line, add one on the front of the train or the back, who cares. The same counts for posting about gay sex in this forum. It's what I learned from lurking here.

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  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The other day at Taco Bell, we were third in line at the drive through. The people in the front were a jeep full of Frat guys, and the people in the middle was a car full of girls.

    One of the frat guys stuck his head out the window (he was pretty drunk) and started slurring "HAY, THERE ARE GURLS BEHIND UZ!"

    Then one gets out of the backseat with a ready-made sign that says "Uncle Sam wants you to suck my cock" complete with World War II mockup of Uncle Sam and tapes it to the back of the jeep. Then he just stands there trying to maintain his balance and says "Hay Ladiezzz, you interested?" while pointing to the sign over and over.

    The girls roll up their window.

    "Hey Jake, I don't think they arrrre interested."

    And then he gets back in his car and they drive off.

    The moral? Fraternities are retarded, and if you are in one, you are also retarded.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The other day at Taco Bell, we were third in line at the drive through. The people in the front were a jeep full of Frat guys, and the people in the middle was a car full of girls.

    One of the frat guys stuck his head out the window (he was pretty drunk) and started slurring "HAY, THERE ARE GURLS BEHIND UZ!"

    Then one gets out of the backseat with a ready-made sign that says "Uncle Sam wants you to suck my cock" complete with World War II mockup of Uncle Sam and tapes it to the back of the jeep. Then he just stands there trying to maintain his balance and says "Hay Ladiezzz, you interested?" while pointing to the sign over and over.

    The girls roll up their window.

    "Hey Jake, I don't think they arrrre interested."

    And then he gets back in his car and they drive off.

    The moral? Fraternities are retarded, and if you are in one, you are also retarded.

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    No, it was the girls' faults.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Drez wrote:
    No, it was the girls' faults.
    If girls didn't want to suck cocks they shouldn't go around with lips all out in the open for everyone to see. They fucking WANT it. Those frat guys should have been more persistent.

    TankHammer on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If there's at least 3 frat dudes together, bad things happen. It is fact. The more frat dudes there are, the bigger the douche factor.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Fucking whores flaunting their dick sucking lips. If they don't want to suck cock then they should keep those dsl's hidden behind a burkha or a veil.

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I think the reason they don't serve walk-up customers is because of insurance reasons. What if some dipshit runs you over in the drive-thru? They'd be responsible.

    mmmmmm tacos.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Cogliostro wrote:
    I think the reason they don't serve walk-up customers is because of insurance reasons. What if some dipshit runs you over in the drive-thru? They'd be responsible.

    mmmmmm tacos.
    Sounds similar to the reason they don't let drunk adults in the ball pit with the kids.

    TankHammer on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited February 2007
    I'm sick to death of these bullshit anti-rape laws.

    Tube on
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