frankie's cat just got her claws on one paw all stuck in the futon cover and kind of twisted up and started screaming like she was being attacked
so i helped her get her paw free but frankie came charging up and thought that i was assaulting the cat
so now my girlfriend thinks i'm an asshole
The closets in our apartment have giant mirrored sliding doors, and our cat got a claw stuck in one during the night, and it made a terrible racket. Not only was the cat freaking out, but him flailing around made the closet door bang around.
I've to write out about 200 of these for my contribution to our software engineering project
Can you write a script to do that?
Maybe that is secretly the test.
nope! we'd need to write everything out first anyway, and the program we're writing is in Java which apparently doesn't like us copy-pasting special symbols so it's unicode all the way!
try as i might i cannot stay awake any longer without staying up all night. this is the crossroads where i either sleep or stay up and i cannot stay up
So my girlfriend left for a road trip/camping/couch surfing adventure with a friend today. I'm not really quite sure what to do with myself. First time we haven't been together for an extended period of time for months.
Rock Band
Alternatively if you play an actual instrument that instead
I've to write out about 200 of these for my contribution to our software engineering project
Can you write a script to do that?
Maybe that is secretly the test.
nope! we'd need to write everything out first anyway, and the program we're writing is in Java which apparently doesn't like us copy-pasting special symbols so it's unicode all the way!
What about, like, a function where you give it X, Y, and Z and it gives you back the string. Or something like that. I really don't understand what you're doing. But no problem should require that kind of manual labor.
Donkey Kong on
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
So my girlfriend left for a road trip/camping/couch surfing adventure with a friend today. I'm not really quite sure what to do with myself. First time we haven't been together for an extended period of time for months.
Rock Band
Alternatively if you play an actual instrument that instead
I actually just got a new power supply back from my RMA, so I need to put that back in my fileserver and then I need to redo how the drives are organized on it.
So my girlfriend left for a road trip/camping/couch surfing adventure with a friend today. I'm not really quite sure what to do with myself. First time we haven't been together for an extended period of time for months.
Rock Band
Alternatively if you play an actual instrument that instead
I actually just got a new power supply back from my RMA, so I need to put that back in my fileserver and then I need to redo how the drives are organized on it.
This sounds infinitely less fun but far more productive.
So my girlfriend left for a road trip/camping/couch surfing adventure with a friend today. I'm not really quite sure what to do with myself. First time we haven't been together for an extended period of time for months.
Rock Band
Alternatively if you play an actual instrument that instead
I actually just got a new power supply back from my RMA, so I need to put that back in my fileserver and then I need to redo how the drives are organized on it.
This sounds infinitely less fun but far more productive.
It will be really satisfying too, since my file server has been out of commission for months now.
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Can you write a script to do that?
Maybe that is secretly the test.
these are my cats. they generally spend their days sleeping on top of the cat-tree in front of one of the front windows.
so i helped her get her paw free but frankie came charging up and thought that i was assaulting the cat
so now my girlfriend thinks i'm an asshole
Well, you are kinda
That last picture is pretty great. It's worth the mouseclick.
Hey, Will, stop raping the cat.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
The closets in our apartment have giant mirrored sliding doors, and our cat got a claw stuck in one during the night, and it made a terrible racket. Not only was the cat freaking out, but him flailing around made the closet door bang around.
you have made posts threatening this cats life before will
nope! we'd need to write everything out first anyway, and the program we're writing is in Java which apparently doesn't like us copy-pasting special symbols so it's unicode all the way!
Does this make you horny?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
And he purchased a substantial life insurance policy in the cat's name, identifying himself as the beneficiary.
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God, I love my new couch; it's so great to jump two steps from "meth den couch" to "gay dude's couch."
Rock Band
Alternatively if you play an actual instrument that instead
He also really enjoys curling up in sinks, but I don't have any pictures of him doing that.
OMG The policy had a double indemnity futon clause!
What about, like, a function where you give it X, Y, and Z and it gives you back the string. Or something like that. I really don't understand what you're doing. But no problem should require that kind of manual labor.
but you should understand I will absolutely bail on you at a moment's notice for an attractive homosexual
I actually just got a new power supply back from my RMA, so I need to put that back in my fileserver and then I need to redo how the drives are organized on it.
Ack this made me remember when I found out one of my ferrets was sick.
Note to [Chat]: Waking up to the sound of a ferret screaming in the middle of the night is fucking horrifying.
Will should've made a deal with Jon Arbuckle and tried to kill Garfield instead. Criss-cross!
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Plump, delicious baby fingers.
:^::^:
You say this like there are no gay dudes in meth dens.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
So what you're saying is that Will needs to either be more attractive or more homosexual.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
Or Eddy needs to wear cat ears.
Next week: Thanatos learns the joys of fisting
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
This sounds infinitely less fun but far more productive.
I would totally let Eddy plow me while wearing cat ears but only if he made me call him 'General Bonkers.'
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I didn't know Jeeps was coming to town.
It will be really satisfying too, since my file server has been out of commission for months now.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
dear penthouse forum....