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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Sheep wrote: »
    Anti-vaxxers are not aware of the harm they are causing

    You seriously don't think an anti vaxxer doesn't have the cognitive ability to make the connection that "If my child doesn't get the measles vaccination, he will get the measles"?

    If my child doesn't get the measles vaccination, he might get the measles

    If my child gets the measles vaccination, he is having poison injected into him

    They opt for the possible harm over the definite. It makes a certain sense, from their point of view.

    You left out probably the most important part:

    If my child doesn't get the measles vaccination, he might pass along that infection to any children he comes in contact with (even passively, measles is extraordinarly contagious) who are too young to have been vaccinated yet. Or elerly people, chemo patients, those with AIDS or anyone else with a compromized immune system.

    That's important but it's not most important. Primary motivation of Anti-vaxxers is protecting themselves and their children. They attempt to protect others as well, but this is secondary. A parent's priorities are the safety of their children above all else. Do you have children? Would you put the possibility of someone else being exposed to harm over your own child absolutely being exposed to harm?

    Again, I'm not trying to justify what they're doing. What they're doing is wrong. They are wrong. They are harmful. Not evil, though.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    like, it allows for a lot of specialization, if that's what you want (and I do)

    I could focus almost entirely on elections, and some related material

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    haha pony is offending me

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    a joke:

    why did the bald man get rabbits tatooed all over his head
    because from a distance they looked like little hares

    Gooey on
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    GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Tamin wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Trolls don't guard bridges. It's just that bridges run over water. Running Water is often indicative of a ley line. Ley lines are perfect for exits to and from the Fae Realms. Nice little hidden alcoves under bridges are even better.

    I hadn't heard that before. Fits in with the whole "vampires can't cross running water" thing, though.

    Is it a 'real' myth, or something out of Pratchett?

    It probably is, but I just make this shit up on the fly. Cobbled from reading waaaay too many fantasy novels.

    eh, making shit up is far more fun.

    I think this may actually have been oWoD's explanation of the stereotype.

    I'm trying to remember why the Golden Gate is lousy with trolls in the Immortal Eyes arc... but failing. Boo.

    *edit: I'm pretty sure there was a Trod there or something.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    hai will

    by chance, did you get around to sending out that stuff today

    Organichu on
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I just saw The Asteroids Galaxy Tour in a Heineken commercial. I chuckled at the hipster rage that is bound to occur in the Twitterverse.

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    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    Gooey wrote: »
    a joke:

    why did the bald man get rabbits tatooed all over his head
    because from a distance they looked like little hares

    ahahaha what the fuck are you chewing some Bazooka Joe right now or what

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    hai will

    by chance, did you get around to sending out that stuff today

    yep

    sent it out priority

    you should have it in a couple of days

    i actually paid for a tracking number.

    it's 0310 1230 0000 4656 9202

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    hai will

    by chance, did you get around to sending out that stuff today

    yep

    sent it out priority

    you should have it in a couple of days

    i actually paid for a tracking number.

    it's 0310 1230 0000 4656 9202

    will nooooooooooooooooooo!

    pony knows insurgency tactics

    he's going to be in wait for the postman to waylay him

    (srsly tho thanks a lot, it is appreciated)

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    hai will

    by chance, did you get around to sending out that stuff today

    yep

    sent it out priority

    you should have it in a couple of days

    i actually paid for a tracking number.

    it's 0310 1230 0000 4656 9202

    will nooooooooooooooooooo!

    pony knows insurgency tactics

    he's going to be in wait for the postman to waylay him

    (srsly tho thanks a lot, it is appreciated)

    my pleasure

    because i didn't have the access code i wasn't able to turn off the phone. hopefully it doesn't start ringing and cause the postman to call in the bomb squad to blow up the whole parcel.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2011
    hey

    for you people who own cats

    do you have to constantly push the cat around when it jumps in your lap because it constantly tries to sit on your arms or rub its butthole on you or try to walk on what you're reading or your keyboard?

    or is my cat just an asshole?

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    hai will

    by chance, did you get around to sending out that stuff today

    yep

    sent it out priority

    you should have it in a couple of days

    i actually paid for a tracking number.

    it's 0310 1230 0000 4656 9202

    will nooooooooooooooooooo!

    pony knows insurgency tactics

    he's going to be in wait for the postman to waylay him

    (srsly tho thanks a lot, it is appreciated)

    my pleasure

    because i didn't have the access code i wasn't able to turn off the phone. hopefully it doesn't start ringing and cause the postman to call in the bomb squad to blow up the whole parcel.

    this would be so awesome

    Gooey on
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    hey

    for you people who own cats

    do you have to constantly push the cat around when it jumps in your lap because it constantly tries to sit on your arms or rub its butthole on you or try to walk on what you're reading or your keyboard?

    or is my cat just an asshole?

    cats just love to be in the middle of whatever you're doing

    Gooey on
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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    hey

    for you people who own cats

    do you have to constantly push the cat around when it jumps in your lap because it constantly tries to sit on your arms or rub its butthole on you or try to walk on what you're reading or your keyboard?

    or is my cat just an asshole?

    That's a cat man.

    It's all "give me attention, look at my butt, give me attention, look at my butt".

    Everything you have they think is for them to lay on.

    Sheep on
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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Welp, turns out the jewelry inventorying is not as hellish as I'd thought it would be.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    a joke:

    why did the bald man get rabbits tatooed all over his head
    because from a distance they looked like little hares

    ahahaha what the fuck are you chewing some Bazooka Joe right now or what

    why does a seagull fly over the sea?
    because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel

    Gooey on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    hey

    for you people who own cats

    do you have to constantly push the cat around when it jumps in your lap because it constantly tries to sit on your arms or rub its butthole on you or try to walk on what you're reading or your keyboard?

    or is my cat just an asshole?

    i wrote a post about bronte's awfulness earlier

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    No, Will. That's pretty much all cats.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    hey

    for you people who own cats

    do you have to constantly push the cat around when it jumps in your lap because it constantly tries to sit on your arms or rub its butthole on you or try to walk on what you're reading or your keyboard?

    or is my cat just an asshole?

    My younger cat is like this. She's not that bright.

    My older cat knows how to get attention without being a pain in the ass.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    devCharlesdevCharles Gainesville, FLRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    hey

    for you people who own cats

    do you have to constantly push the cat around when it jumps in your lap because it constantly tries to sit on your arms or rub its butthole on you or try to walk on what you're reading or your keyboard?

    or is my cat just an asshole?

    Is this the first cat you've ever owned?

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mars bars trigger airport security. That's what I learned today.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2011
    Sheep wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    hey

    for you people who own cats

    do you have to constantly push the cat around when it jumps in your lap because it constantly tries to sit on your arms or rub its butthole on you or try to walk on what you're reading or your keyboard?

    or is my cat just an asshole?

    That's a cat man.

    It's all "give me attention, look at my butt, give me attention, look at my butt".

    Everything you have they think is for them to lay on.

    why do people own these things?

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2011
    devCharles wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    hey

    for you people who own cats

    do you have to constantly push the cat around when it jumps in your lap because it constantly tries to sit on your arms or rub its butthole on you or try to walk on what you're reading or your keyboard?

    or is my cat just an asshole?

    Is this the first cat you've ever owned?

    my parents had one when i was young, but it mostly avoided me because i pulled its tail and shit

    my last girlfriend had a houseful of them, but they kind of kept each other busy i think.

    this cat is a dick

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Take the cat and throw it in the garbage.

    Problem solved!

    Donkey Kong on
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Mars bars trigger airport security. That's what I learned today.

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THIS CHOCOLATE, SIR?

    DON'T THEY HAVE CHOCOLATE IN GERMANY??

    *narrows eyes*

    WHAT'S YOUR ANGLE.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    ah, i found it

    first, it looks like an ugly pumpkin.

    second, it is retarded. it wants attention and begs for petting, but if you pet it too hard, too long, too low on its back, etc. it shortcircuits and like, kicks its legs everywhere and whinges

    third, it's an asshole. it digs in its claws, leaps in your lap at inopportune moments, shoves its asshole in your face, etc.

    it is the worst, even as cats go. will and i spent most of the long weekend trying to train akira to eat the cat, bronte (we did this when frankie wasn't around)

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I just realized the other day that "Why did the chicken cross the road.... To get to the other side" is a suicide reference...

    That's deep man...

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    why do people own these things?

    Because we have souls, Will.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Mars bars trigger airport security. That's what I learned today.
    haha

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    one thing, Will, is that much like dogs, cats instinctively know who in the room is not a fan

    unlike dogs, they then invariably decide to shower their attentions on that person

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'd like the meet the first asshole that decided to spell whine with a g and punch him in the taint.

    Bama on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    My cats have never really been that annoying. In fact they've mostly hung out on their own and if they needed something they'd come and the worst they'd do is rub their face into me and purr.

    Oh sure if they were hungry enough then one would start jumping on me and get my attention by blocking my view but fuck when I was a kid I did that to my mother and I bet you did too.

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    DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    hey

    for you people who own cats

    do you have to constantly push the cat around when it jumps in your lap because it constantly tries to sit on your arms or rub its butthole on you or try to walk on what you're reading or your keyboard?

    or is my cat just an asshole?

    All cats. Every one. Yes even that one you were just thinking of that may not do it, that one will too.

    I could be sitting there playing a game with one of my cats sleeping peacefully in the bed. It will wake up, stretch, look around, notice that I am doing something and decide that the new mission is to interrupt it.

    Also, my cat has signed a declaration of war against my feet. Should they cross the edge of my bed at any time during the evening he has declared that he will engage and flay them regardless of the time of night.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    My cats have never really been that annoying. In fact they've mostly hung out on their own and if they needed something they'd come and the worst they'd do is rub their face into me and purr.

    Oh sure if they were hungry enough then one would start jumping on me and get my attention by blocking my view but fuck when I was a kid I did that to my mother and I bet you did too.
    I've never even met your mother.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I shot one of my old cats in the ass once with a toy bow and arrow

    he did not like that

    Wash on
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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    hey

    for you people who own cats

    do you have to constantly push the cat around when it jumps in your lap because it constantly tries to sit on your arms or rub its butthole on you or try to walk on what you're reading or your keyboard?

    or is my cat just an asshole?

    That's a cat man.

    It's all "give me attention, look at my butt, give me attention, look at my butt".

    Everything you have they think is for them to lay on.

    why do people own these things?


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    I just realized the other day that "Why did the chicken cross the road.... To get to the other side" is a suicide reference...

    That's deep man...


    You're over thinking it bud

    Sheep on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2011
    Bama wrote: »
    I'd like the meet the first asshole that decided to spell whine with a g and punch him in the taint.

    you'd probably have to cycle through all of england

    just to be sure

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    My cat just growls at you if she doesn't know you and is perfectly content to not interact with humans in any way as long as she has food/water.

    Also cannot really meow. Only bark, growl and purr.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Oh.

    OH JESUS DUDE YOU ARE RIGHT!

    TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OMG THAT'S BRILLIANT!

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