Erroneous assumptions

Druhim

So I just got back from doing some grocery shopping and while I was there, I realized I should get some more lube. So I find the "personal care" aisle assuming it will be located there. The only lube I can find is KY, right by the Vagisil and tampons and such. No Astroglide or any other options. Flabbergasted by this (what a great word, flabbergasted) I locate a manager and ask him where the personal lube is and he explains I have to ask a cashier for it. As I walk to the checkout I'm thinking to myself, "I could have sworn this is a fucking liberal state or at least a decidedly liberal county so why the fuck are they locking up the lube?"

After waiting about 5 minutes for someone to unlock the case where they have the lube and condoms along with pseudoephedrine (which I know does need to be locked up by law due to crackheads) I finally get the lube and ask the employee if it's store policy to keep it locked up or if it's some state law or city statute. He explained the store decided to lock it up because people were stealing condoms and lube disproportionately.

So, let's talk about homeless people fucking.

Kuribo's Shoe

lol

Druhim

Haha shoe's jailed.

tugga

Kuribo's Shoe wrote:

lol

mrpaku

this is a quality thread so it's just a question of whether or not it is locked by the time i post this

Raneados

Druhim that was a strange story

Rankenphile

people steal it because they are embarrassed to purchase it

like me and tampons

I steal those fuckers every time I go grocery shopping

then I make a beautiful bouquet out of them

I saw it on Martha Stewart

Sub Standard

Homeless people sex is the porn of the future.

Zombies Tossed My Salad!

Drez

Druhim wrote:

So I just got back from doing some grocery shopping and while I was there, I realized I should get some more lube. So I find the "personal care" aisle assuming it will be located there. The only lube I can find is KY, right by the Vagisil and tampons and such. No Astroglide or any other options. Flabbergasted by this (what a great word, flabbergasted) I locate a manager and ask him where the personal lube is and he explains I have to ask a cashier for it. As I walk to the checkout I'm thinking to myself, "I could have sworn this is a fucking liberal state or at least a decidedly liberal county so why the fuck are they locking up the lube?"

After waiting about 5 minutes for someone to unlock the case where they have the lube and condoms along with pseudoephedrine (which I know does need to be locked up by law due to crackheads) I finally get the lube and ask the employee if it's store policy to keep it locked up or if it's some state law or city statute. He explained the store decided to lock it up because people were stealing condoms and lube disproportionately.

So, let's talk about homeless people fucking.

They lock Sudafed up in your state? What the fuck? Where is this?

What about Advil Cold & Sinus?

Butters

I'll bet condoms are stolen almost as much as batteries. They have magnetic strips in them for Christ's sake.

Drez, they do that like everywhere now man.

Druhim

Sub Standard wrote:

Homeless people sex is the porn of the future.

Seriously, enough guys seem to enjoy homeless men fighting. Once they become jaded with that, homeless guys fucking each other is the obvious progression.

DarkPrimus

Man, even when condoms aren't locked up, they're still impossible to find in the health aisles. They always put them in different places depending on the store, and they never have signs showing where they are.

Rankenphile

they lock up sudafed because the pseudoephedrine can be used to make crank, from what I understand.

you also have to sign a sheet if you purchase it

Kuribo's Shoe

people should be happy that someone's stealing contraceptives

because you don't want these people breeding

Green

"This is a good thread"

tugga

Drez wrote:

Druhim wrote:

So I just got back from doing some grocery shopping and while I was there, I realized I should get some more lube. So I find the "personal care" aisle assuming it will be located there. The only lube I can find is KY, right by the Vagisil and tampons and such. No Astroglide or any other options. Flabbergasted by this (what a great word, flabbergasted) I locate a manager and ask him where the personal lube is and he explains I have to ask a cashier for it. As I walk to the checkout I'm thinking to myself, "I could have sworn this is a fucking liberal state or at least a decidedly liberal county so why the fuck are they locking up the lube?"

After waiting about 5 minutes for someone to unlock the case where they have the lube and condoms along with pseudoephedrine (which I know does need to be locked up by law due to crackheads) I finally get the lube and ask the employee if it's store policy to keep it locked up or if it's some state law or city statute. He explained the store decided to lock it up because people were stealing condoms and lube disproportionately.

So, let's talk about homeless people fucking.

They lock Sudafed up in your state? What the fuck? Where is this?

What about Advil Cold & Sinus?

pseudoephedrine is the main ingredient in meth

in my state your sudafed purchases are logged, you gotta be 18, and everytime you buy some, you have to put your name on a list

edit: rank beat me to it

Shorty

Drez wrote:

Druhim wrote:

So I just got back from doing some grocery shopping and while I was there, I realized I should get some more lube. So I find the "personal care" aisle assuming it will be located there. The only lube I can find is KY, right by the Vagisil and tampons and such. No Astroglide or any other options. Flabbergasted by this (what a great word, flabbergasted) I locate a manager and ask him where the personal lube is and he explains I have to ask a cashier for it. As I walk to the checkout I'm thinking to myself, "I could have sworn this is a fucking liberal state or at least a decidedly liberal county so why the fuck are they locking up the lube?"

After waiting about 5 minutes for someone to unlock the case where they have the lube and condoms along with pseudoephedrine (which I know does need to be locked up by law due to crackheads) I finally get the lube and ask the employee if it's store policy to keep it locked up or if it's some state law or city statute. He explained the store decided to lock it up because people were stealing condoms and lube disproportionately.

So, let's talk about homeless people fucking.

They lock Sudafed up in your state? What the fuck? Where is this?

What about Advil Cold & Sinus?

Washington. They do that because it's used to make meth, which is a real problem in this state.

Tossrock

Drez wrote:

Druhim wrote:

So I just got back from doing some grocery shopping and while I was there, I realized I should get some more lube. So I find the "personal care" aisle assuming it will be located there. The only lube I can find is KY, right by the Vagisil and tampons and such. No Astroglide or any other options. Flabbergasted by this (what a great word, flabbergasted) I locate a manager and ask him where the personal lube is and he explains I have to ask a cashier for it. As I walk to the checkout I'm thinking to myself, "I could have sworn this is a fucking liberal state or at least a decidedly liberal county so why the fuck are they locking up the lube?"

After waiting about 5 minutes for someone to unlock the case where they have the lube and condoms along with pseudoephedrine (which I know does need to be locked up by law due to crackheads) I finally get the lube and ask the employee if it's store policy to keep it locked up or if it's some state law or city statute. He explained the store decided to lock it up because people were stealing condoms and lube disproportionately.

So, let's talk about homeless people fucking.

They lock Sudafed up in your state? What the fuck? Where is this?

What about Advil Cold & Sinus?

Ephedrin can be refined into meth.

Edit: Beaten like fourteen times in as many seconds

Drez

Wow.

Not in New York. At least not as of a few weeks ago.

I bought my Sudafed and made crank just like always.

Raneados

Sudafed's still out in the open down in Florida too

Javen

Here in MA, they don't lock up the ephedrin, but you are really only able to buy it on a one per customer basis.

Druhim

It's actually federal law. All retailers of pseudoephedrine are supposed to keep it behind the counter or in a locked cabinet to restrict access, log the id of anyone purchasing these products, and also restrict the dosage a person can purchase per transaction.

Butters

Raneados wrote:

Sudafed's still out in the open down in Florida too

You sure it's regular Sudafed? They have new versions of Sudafed and NyQuil that use phenylephrine as a decongestant instead.

Drez

I'm gonna go to Duane Reade and verify tomorrow.

Druhim

Butters wrote:

Raneados wrote:

Sudafed's still out in the open down in Florida too

You sure it's regular Sudafed? They have new versions of Sudafed and NyQuil that use phenylephrine as a decongestant instead.

That would make sense.

Bloods End

In the lost and found bin at my hotel someone left a board game called " We Love Oral Sex" in it are a game board, a die, two things of flavored lube, and two game pieces. The goal of the game is to reach the end of the board and then the other person has to give you head.

RocketScience

The Walgreens in Dallas has the condoms in the Baby Care aisle.

Rankenphile

I don't think the flavored lube that comes free with a board game is probably any good

Dangerou-Dave

A few months ago I took inventory for a pharmacy of the schedule II drugs. Schedule II, for those who don't know, are the heaviest drugs you can get from a pharmacy. For example, LSD is a Schedule I drug. Anyway, I counted thousands of pills of oxycontin, adderall, ritalin, etc. I had to count several bottles of oxycontin which were expired, and were simply going to be sent back to a manufacturer where they will be destroyed and some money will be given back. Some people would probably kill for that job, I suppose.

Defender

RocketScience wrote:

The Walgreens in Dallas has the condoms in the Baby Care aisle.

I take care of babies!

Green

Bloods End wrote:

In the lost and found bin at my hotel someone left a board game called " We Love Oral Sex" in it are a game board, a die, two things of flavored lube, and two game pieces. The goal of the game is to reach the end of the board and then the other person has to give you head.

by Milton-Bradley

Butters

Druhim wrote:

Butters wrote:

Raneados wrote:

Sudafed's still out in the open down in Florida too

You sure it's regular Sudafed? They have new versions of Sudafed and NyQuil that use phenylephrine as a decongestant instead.

That would make sense.

Yeah I noticed something was different when my local Drug Mart was keeping the Actifed behind the counter and the NyQuil on the shelf.

Rankenphile

Dangerou-Dave wrote:

A few months ago I took inventory for a pharmacy of the schedule II drugs. Schedule II, for those who don't know, are the heaviest drugs you can get from a pharmacy. For example, LSD is a Schedule I drug. Anyway, I counted thousands of pills of oxycontin, adderall, ritalin, etc. I had to count several bottles of oxycontin which were expired, and were simply going to be sent back to a manufacturer where they will be destroyed and some money will be given back. Some people would probably kill for that job, I suppose.

those type of people don't tend to hold those types of jobs for very long

Bloods End

Rankenphile wrote:

I don't think the flavored lube that comes free with a board game is probably any good

I assure you I am in no hurry to taste left over board game lube.

Druhim

Bloods End wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

I don't think the flavored lube that comes free with a board game is probably any good

I assure you I am in no hurry to taste left over board game lube.

You have chosen...wisely.

Dangerou-Dave

Rankenphile wrote:

Dangerou-Dave wrote:

A few months ago I took inventory for a pharmacy of the schedule II drugs. Schedule II, for those who don't know, are the heaviest drugs you can get from a pharmacy. For example, LSD is a Schedule I drug. Anyway, I counted thousands of pills of oxycontin, adderall, ritalin, etc. I had to count several bottles of oxycontin which were expired, and were simply going to be sent back to a manufacturer where they will be destroyed and some money will be given back. Some people would probably kill for that job, I suppose.

those type of people don't tend to hold those types of jobs for very long

You're right. I suppose I meant "kill to be in my shoes". I would never think of doing something like that, especially considering it was for a family member's pharmacy, and I was helping out. (I worked there for 4 years previous).

Rankenphile

Bloods End wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

I don't think the flavored lube that comes free with a board game is probably any good

I assure you I am in no hurry to taste left over board game lube.

put it on waffles

Meissnerd

Bloods End wrote:

In the lost and found bin at my hotel someone left a board game called " We Love Oral Sex" in it are a game board, a die, two things of flavored lube, and two game pieces. The goal of the game is to reach the end of the board and then the other person has to give you head.

That sounds like Don't Wake Daddy

Or Sorry

Rankenphile

Meissnerd wrote:

Bloods End wrote:

In the lost and found bin at my hotel someone left a board game called " We Love Oral Sex" in it are a game board, a die, two things of flavored lube, and two game pieces. The goal of the game is to reach the end of the board and then the other person has to give you head.

That sounds like Don't Wake Daddy

Or Sorry

more like Ants in the Pants

Redeemer

Is it weird that I hear sirens in my head when everything else gets quiet