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Erroneous assumptions

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Bloods End wrote:
    In the lost and found bin at my hotel someone left a board game called " We Love Oral Sex" in it are a game board, a die, two things of flavored lube, and two game pieces. The goal of the game is to reach the end of the board and then the other person has to give you head.

    That sounds like Don't Wake Daddy

    Or Sorry

    more like Ants in the Pants

    Lickin' Lizards

    Hungry Hungry Hippos

    Mouse Trap

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Is it weird that I hear sirens in my head when everything else gets quiet

    not as weird as it would be if you heard them in someone else's head

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Risk

    EDIT: Also, iTunes is a whore. How do I move one song in my playlist. That's all I want to do.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Chutes & Ladders

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Is it weird that I hear sirens in my head when everything else gets quiet

    not as weird as it would be if you heard them in someone else's head

    Oh

    Well, about that

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    I don't know where I read this, maybe a fark link, but I guess that when a loud noise causes your ears to ring, the ring is that pitches "final sing" and you will never be able to hear that exact pitch again. Luckily, those specific pitches don't seem to come into play very often?

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Risk

    More like Ukraine is weak.

    And fuck Western Europe.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Bloods End wrote:
    Risk

    More like Ukraine is weak.

    And fuck Western Europe.

    More like Austrailia is useless

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I don't know where I read this, maybe a fark link, but I guess that when a loud noise causes your ears to ring, the ring is that pitches "final soung" and you will never be able to hear that exact pitch again. Luckily, those specific pitches don't seem to come into play very often?

    Perhaps you heard it delievered as a line in "Children of Men".

    If you didn't, that means you didn't see the movie, and that has to be corrected posthaste.

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote:
    I don't know where I read this, maybe a fark link, but I guess that when a loud noise causes your ears to ring, the ring is that pitches "final soung" and you will never be able to hear that exact pitch again. Luckily, those specific pitches don't seem to come into play very often?

    Perhaps you heard it delievered as a line in "Children of Men".

    If you didn't, that means you didn't see the movie, and that has to be corrected posthaste.


    Oo, I did see that movie. You're correct.

    Edit: I have such a great memory

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Homeless people sex is the porn of the future.
    It exists already.

    I've seen it. It's awful.

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dude I get those ear-ringings all the fucking time

    I actually kept a log for a while because I was convinced I had ear cancer or something

    Green on
  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Holy shit this reminds me. Did anyone have this book as a kid? It came out in 88'. 2201 Fascinating Facts. It's where I learned about post-mortem erections, and such.

    http://www.amazon.com/2201-Fascinating-Facts-Vols-One/dp/0517395746/sr=8-2/qid=1170743233/ref=sr_1_2/105-2583216-5175609?ie=UTF8&s=books

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Well I think it might have to do with the fact that I was editing music that prominently featured sirens all weekend

    mystery solved

    everyone go back to your desks

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  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Risk

    EDIT: Also, iTunes is a whore. How do I move one song in my playlist. That's all I want to do.

    That's all I wanted to do too...but you can't. It's like a nightmare. The only way you can change the order of a playlist are the different sort options.

    I'm now back to Windows Media Player with it's snazzy version 11 interface.

    JC of DI on
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  • Creative_EvilCreative_Evil Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote:
    I don't know where I read this, maybe a fark link, but I guess that when a loud noise causes your ears to ring, the ring is that pitches "final soung" and you will never be able to hear that exact pitch again. Luckily, those specific pitches don't seem to come into play very often?

    Perhaps you heard it delievered as a line in "Children of Men".

    If you didn't, that means you didn't see the movie, and that has to be corrected posthaste.


    Oo, I did see that movie. You're correct.

    Edit: I have such a great memory
    I'm pretty sure that isn't true, seeing as how your ears work by sensing vibrations and I don't think you need special cells to count a certain number of oscillations or whatever they use these days. Of course now someone with more science is going to come and prove me wrong in no uncertain terms.

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  • [ink][ink] Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    JC of DI wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Risk

    EDIT: Also, iTunes is a whore. How do I move one song in my playlist. That's all I want to do.

    That's all I wanted to do too...but you can't. It's like a nightmare. The only way you can change the order of a playlist are the different sort options.

    I'm now back to Windows Media Player with it's snazzy version 11 interface.

    Actually you can. You just have to sort the playlist by number (the blank tab on the left), and then you can drag the songs wherever you want.

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  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    [quote=[ink]]
    JC of DI wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Risk

    EDIT: Also, iTunes is a whore. How do I move one song in my playlist. That's all I want to do.

    That's all I wanted to do too...but you can't. It's like a nightmare. The only way you can change the order of a playlist are the different sort options.

    I'm now back to Windows Media Player with it's snazzy version 11 interface.

    Actually you can. You just have to sort the playlist by number (the blank tab on the left), and then you can drag the songs wherever you want.[/quote]

    I thought that might have worked so I actually went to try that just before I posted and it didn't...I guess I dunno what to say.

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    I believe virtually every thing I read.

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  • [ink][ink] Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    JC of DI wrote:
    [quote=[ink]]
    JC of DI wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Risk

    EDIT: Also, iTunes is a whore. How do I move one song in my playlist. That's all I want to do.

    That's all I wanted to do too...but you can't. It's like a nightmare. The only way you can change the order of a playlist are the different sort options.

    I'm now back to Windows Media Player with it's snazzy version 11 interface.

    Actually you can. You just have to sort the playlist by number (the blank tab on the left), and then you can drag the songs wherever you want.

    I thought that might have worked so I actually went to try that just before I posted and it didn't...I guess I dunno what to say.[/quote]

    You have to turn shuffle off.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I would be so fucked if loud noises eliminated hearing like that.

    I like metal and have played in metal bands.

    LOUD NOISES

    Homeless on
  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    i have to sign for my bronkaid all the time
    but i use it as a diet drug
    because i'm too much of a pussy to take clen and dnp

    Starfuck on
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  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    [quote=[ink]]
    JC of DI wrote:
    [quote=[ink]]
    JC of DI wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Risk

    EDIT: Also, iTunes is a whore. How do I move one song in my playlist. That's all I want to do.

    That's all I wanted to do too...but you can't. It's like a nightmare. The only way you can change the order of a playlist are the different sort options.

    I'm now back to Windows Media Player with it's snazzy version 11 interface.

    Actually you can. You just have to sort the playlist by number (the blank tab on the left), and then you can drag the songs wherever you want.

    I thought that might have worked so I actually went to try that just before I posted and it didn't...I guess I dunno what to say.[/quote]

    You have to turn shuffle off.[/quote]

    That would be it then. Seems rather silly though that even though it doesn't physically shuffle the playlist it won't let you move them...oh well.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    basically itunes is a piece of shit

    from a butt

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I was surprised to find that I was in fact downloading mp4s. It seemed too high.

    Oh to get these in Winamp I have to burn a CD and then rip it even though I bought your fucking song screw this back to illegal downloading and it's your fuckers' fault.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    That does seem pretty fucking counterintuitive that you have to turn shuffle off and sort by number just to move songs around.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The shuffle thing didn't work, either. D:

    Fuck you, Apple

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The music industry decided that paying for music isn't enough, you should also have to prove your worthiness by solving these brainteasers cleverly inserted into iTunes.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    I was surprised to find that I was in fact downloading mp4s. It seemed too high.

    Oh to get these in Winamp I have to burn a CD and then rip it even though I bought your fucking song screw this back to illegal downloading and it's your fuckers' fault.
    Don't even get me started. I have zero sympathy for the pigfucking RIAA.

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  • [ink][ink] Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    I was surprised to find that I was in fact downloading mp4s. It seemed too high.

    Oh to get these in Winamp I have to burn a CD and then rip it even though I bought your fucking song screw this back to illegal downloading and it's your fuckers' fault.

    There is a program you can use to crack those. Then you can convert it directly into an mp3.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    [quote=[ink]]
    Jordyn wrote:
    I was surprised to find that I was in fact downloading mp4s. It seemed too high.

    Oh to get these in Winamp I have to burn a CD and then rip it even though I bought your fucking song screw this back to illegal downloading and it's your fuckers' fault.

    There is a program you can use to crack those. Then you can convert it directly into an mp3.[/quote]

    We shouldn't have to! :x

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    [quote=[ink]]
    Jordyn wrote:
    I was surprised to find that I was in fact downloading mp4s. It seemed too high.

    Oh to get these in Winamp I have to burn a CD and then rip it even though I bought your fucking song screw this back to illegal downloading and it's your fuckers' fault.

    There is a program you can use to crack those. Then you can convert it directly into an mp3.

    We shouldn't have to! :x[/quote]
    Bing-fucking-o

    Druhim on
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  • [ink][ink] Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    [quote=[ink]]
    Jordyn wrote:
    I was surprised to find that I was in fact downloading mp4s. It seemed too high.

    Oh to get these in Winamp I have to burn a CD and then rip it even though I bought your fucking song screw this back to illegal downloading and it's your fuckers' fault.

    There is a program you can use to crack those. Then you can convert it directly into an mp3.

    We shouldn't have to! :x[/quote]

    I won't disagree with you.

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ah fuck I just saw that this thread is about Druhim buying goddamn lube sonofabitch now I have to take a shower before bed.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    brb watching 10 0000 movies

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  • ask_leskoask_lesko Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Holy shit this reminds me. Did anyone have this book as a kid? It came out in 88'. 2201 Fascinating Facts. It's where I learned about post-mortem erections, and such.

    http://www.amazon.com/2201-Fascinating-Facts-Vols-One/dp/0517395746/sr=8-2/qid=1170743233/ref=sr_1_2/105-2583216-5175609?ie=UTF8&s=books

    We had that. I first learned about Japan's disturbing fascination with watersports in that learned tome.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Whoops, my nap lasted much longer than it should have

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ask_lesko wrote:
    Holy shit this reminds me. Did anyone have this book as a kid? It came out in 88'. 2201 Fascinating Facts. It's where I learned about post-mortem erections, and such.

    http://www.amazon.com/2201-Fascinating-Facts-Vols-One/dp/0517395746/sr=8-2/qid=1170743233/ref=sr_1_2/105-2583216-5175609?ie=UTF8&s=books

    We had that. I first learned about Japan's disturbing fascination with watersports in that learned tome.

    Erogenous assumptions

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    So I just got back from doing some grocery shopping and while I was there, I realized I should get some more lube. So I find the "personal care" aisle assuming it will be located there. The only lube I can find is KY, right by the Vagisil and tampons and such. No Astroglide or any other options. Flabbergasted by this (what a great word, flabbergasted) I locate a manager and ask him where the personal lube is and he explains I have to ask a cashier for it. As I walk to the checkout I'm thinking to myself, "I could have sworn this is a fucking liberal state or at least a decidedly liberal county so why the fuck are they locking up the lube?"

    After waiting about 5 minutes for someone to unlock the case where they have the lube and condoms along with pseudoephedrine (which I know does need to be locked up by law due to crackheads) I finally get the lube and ask the employee if it's store policy to keep it locked up or if it's some state law or city statute. He explained the store decided to lock it up because people were stealing condoms and lube disproportionately.

    So, let's talk about homeless people fucking.

    Go to one of them Lovers stores. Over here in Kent, we got one that only 3 stores down from a Chuck E Cheese.

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