Well, at least your name's not retarded anymore. That's a slight improvement.
Mine, on the other hand...
OK, I'll help you do the fusion technique and we'll kick the shit out of CT for control of the forum. In 47 episodes, we'll be powered up enough to drop a spirit bomb on his face.
I don't know where I read this, maybe a fark link, but I guess that when a loud noise causes your ears to ring, the ring is that pitches "final soung" and you will never be able to hear that exact pitch again. Luckily, those specific pitches don't seem to come into play very often?
Perhaps you heard it delievered as a line in "Children of Men".
If you didn't, that means you didn't see the movie, and that has to be corrected posthaste.
Oo, I did see that movie. You're correct.
Edit: I have such a great memory
Ive been trying to remember where I heard that! :P
Any truth to it? After a Mastodon concert my ears rang for 4 days, now I have a middle-ear infection and they are ringing again, its driving me crazy.
They lock Sudafed up in your state? What the fuck? Where is this?
What about Advil Cold & Sinus?
Pseudoephedrine is used to make meth. I don't see the problem there, though... more meth will eventually result in less meth-users clogging up the lines at your local 7-11 while I'm trying to buy a coffee before work...
I can see stealing lube as being easier than asking the either 70-year old female cashier, 20-year old hot female cashier, or 40 year old greasy male cashier, "Can I have some personal lubricant?"
Yeah, also here in Oregon the pseudoephedrine is behind the counter. It really sucks, because that is a wonder drug that cures all sinus trouble. If you don't already know, there is a LOT of meth production here in Oregon, particularly around Eugene. Growing up, I recall at least 4 meth houses within 3 blocks from me.
Yeah, also here in Oregon the pseudoephedrine is behind the counter. It really sucks, because that is a wonder drug that cures all sinus trouble. If you don't already know, there is a LOT of meth production here in Oregon, particularly around Eugene. Growing up, I recall at least 4 meth houses within 3 blocks from me.
Same in BC, right above you there. The HA's love their meth labs, there's ones getting busted almost every week on the news here. Amusingly, it's the pot farmers who are responsible for all the shootouts...
Ok, so my boss called this morning and said not to come in to work because he didnt have anything for me to do. I work construction BTW. So I go back to lay down in bed for a while, and I end up falling asleep again. Fast forward to 9:30.
I am being yelled awake by my girlfriend because she is late for her lab that started a half an hour ago and, why didnt I wake her up! Now she is late. Missing a lab means the teacher will take 30 out of 40 points off or something. And its my fault. All of it.
I dont see how I am to blame at all. I mean, yeah she gives me a ride to work in the mornings, but she has her own alarm. I heard it going off. For like, and hour.
I dont see how I am to blame at all. I mean, yeah she gives me a ride to work in the mornings, but she has her own alarm. I heard it going off. For like, and hour.
In the co-op by me they have to have their cheese selection locked up. You have to get a ticket whilst you look at the cheese behind the glass, then you have to take the ticket to the pay-desk so they can go unlock the safe and get the cheese for you. Supposedly they have a lot of cheese stolen from that co-op.
In the co-op by me they have to have their cheese selection locked up. You have to get a ticket whilst you look at the cheese behind the glass, then you have to take the ticket to the pay-desk so they can go unlock the safe and get the cheese for you. Supposedly they have a lot of cheese stolen from that co-op.
In the co-op by me they have to have their cheese selection locked up. You have to get a ticket whilst you look at the cheese behind the glass, then you have to take the ticket to the pay-desk so they can go unlock the safe and get the cheese for you. Supposedly they have a lot of cheese stolen from that co-op.
i was coming home from seeing in flames, and i stopped at an atm to get some cash. there were a couple of hobos standing inside the atm room thingy. one male, one female.
the whole time i was getting cash, the dude kept saying, `psst. hey buddy. hey. hey. hey.' trying to get my attention. i looked up at him as i was leaving, and he grabbed the pants of the female yanked them down, and yelled, `look at that pussy!'
i was coming home from seeing in flames, and i stopped at an atm to get some cash. there were a couple of hobos standing inside the atm room thingy. one male, one female.
the whole time i was getting cash, the dude kept saying, `psst. hey buddy. hey. hey. hey.' trying to get my attention. i looked up at him as i was leaving, and he grabbed the pants of the female yanked them down, and yelled, `look at that pussy!'
Ok, so my boss called this morning and said not to come in to work because he didnt have anything for me to do. I work construction BTW. So I go back to lay down in bed for a while, and I end up falling asleep again. Fast forward to 9:30.
I am being yelled awake by my girlfriend because she is late for her lab that started a half an hour ago and, why didnt I wake her up! Now she is late. Missing a lab means the teacher will take 30 out of 40 points off or something. And its my fault. All of it.
I dont see how I am to blame at all. I mean, yeah she gives me a ride to work in the mornings, but she has her own alarm. I heard it going off. For like, and hour.
This is why I buy all this shit at drugstore.com
I don't even think they have "lube" besides the medicinal shit, KY etc... at my local grocery store. I sure as shit know they don't have "Strawberry Wet".
my local walgreens has so many different lube choices, it's pretty cool. i mean, you could spend a decent amount of time just trying to decide.
what's the deal with pump action lube? i don't understand the need to distribute lube in a fine mist over a large area.
amazon.com is a good place to buy lube too.
Massages maybe? Or stroking elephant dong?
Also I don't seen why people would be embarrassed to buy lube or condoms. Why wouldn't you want the world to know you're about to be giving the hot beef injection?
my local walgreens has so many different lube choices, it's pretty cool. i mean, you could spend a decent amount of time just trying to decide.
what's the deal with pump action lube? i don't understand the need to distribute lube in a fine mist over a large area.
amazon.com is a good place to buy lube too.
Massages maybe? Or stroking elephant dong?
Also I don't seen why people would be embarrassed to buy lube or condoms. Why wouldn't you want the world to know you're about to be giving the hot beef injection?
oh, massages. i never thought about that. good call.
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Ive been trying to remember where I heard that! :P
Any truth to it? After a Mastodon concert my ears rang for 4 days, now I have a middle-ear infection and they are ringing again, its driving me crazy.
Pseudoephedrine is used to make meth. I don't see the problem there, though... more meth will eventually result in less meth-users clogging up the lines at your local 7-11 while I'm trying to buy a coffee before work...
I can see stealing lube as being easier than asking the either 70-year old female cashier, 20-year old hot female cashier, or 40 year old greasy male cashier, "Can I have some personal lubricant?"
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That's no alt....
There is only Zuul?
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I hate you....i was going to make almost this exact post and my internet dropped....
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KAN I HAV THAT SPAECE STAESTIONS?!
I am being yelled awake by my girlfriend because she is late for her lab that started a half an hour ago and, why didnt I wake her up! Now she is late. Missing a lab means the teacher will take 30 out of 40 points off or something. And its my fault. All of it.
I dont see how I am to blame at all. I mean, yeah she gives me a ride to work in the mornings, but she has her own alarm. I heard it going off. For like, and hour.
Am I the wrong one here?
ask her this
She's female. Ergo, it's your fault.
Dismayed By Humanity Since 1992.
Still, she shouldn't rely on you for her scheduling.
Cheese is good.
Especially with crackers.
maybe a nice glass of wine
i was coming home from seeing in flames, and i stopped at an atm to get some cash. there were a couple of hobos standing inside the atm room thingy. one male, one female.
the whole time i was getting cash, the dude kept saying, `psst. hey buddy. hey. hey. hey.' trying to get my attention. i looked up at him as i was leaving, and he grabbed the pants of the female yanked them down, and yelled, `look at that pussy!'
i gave him a dollar.
That's way off.
Have you not been reading this thread?
Give her some meth and some lube.
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I don't even think they have "lube" besides the medicinal shit, KY etc... at my local grocery store. I sure as shit know they don't have "Strawberry Wet".
what's the deal with pump action lube? i don't understand the need to distribute lube in a fine mist over a large area.
amazon.com is a good place to buy lube too.
Massages maybe? Or stroking elephant dong?
Also I don't seen why people would be embarrassed to buy lube or condoms. Why wouldn't you want the world to know you're about to be giving the hot beef injection?
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