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Erroneous assumptions

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Fallout wrote:
    more like.... man-ice-frost
    I could kiss you

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm pretty sure it's Dini Petty, not Dimi.

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  • MightyMighty Omeganaut '15 '16 '17 NebraskaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    so they lock up the sudafed so you cant make meth for yourself, and they lock up the lube so you cant fuck your dealer for a free salt shaker full.

    its reganomics!

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Well, at least your name's not retarded anymore. That's a slight improvement.

    Druhim on
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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kind of late but can we change this Thread to Erogenous Ass-Humptions?

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  • Darkblade_1Darkblade_1 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    I was waiting for someone to suggest that

    But not you..

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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I was waiting for someone to suggest that

    But not you..

    But I did.... your move.

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    Drunkenly pissing on a girl's work clothes is no path to a second date.
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    Well, at least your name's not retarded anymore. That's a slight improvement.

    Mine, on the other hand...

    Callius on
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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Cal, you're not allowed to post anymore until you fix these tables.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Cal, you're not allowed to post anymore until you fix these tables.

    Monkeybomb, you're not allowed to post until you fix your face!



    ... never gets old.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    Well, at least your name's not retarded anymore. That's a slight improvement.

    Mine, on the other hand...

    OK, I'll help you do the fusion technique and we'll kick the shit out of CT for control of the forum. In 47 episodes, we'll be powered up enough to drop a spirit bomb on his face.

    Hunter on
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Cal, you're not allowed to post anymore until you fix these tables.

    Monkeybomb, you're not allowed to post until you fix your face!



    ... never gets old.

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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Careful Cal, or the mods will stick you with that alt =P

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  • SlyJokerSlyJoker Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote:
    I don't know where I read this, maybe a fark link, but I guess that when a loud noise causes your ears to ring, the ring is that pitches "final soung" and you will never be able to hear that exact pitch again. Luckily, those specific pitches don't seem to come into play very often?

    Perhaps you heard it delievered as a line in "Children of Men".

    If you didn't, that means you didn't see the movie, and that has to be corrected posthaste.


    Oo, I did see that movie. You're correct.

    Edit: I have such a great memory

    Ive been trying to remember where I heard that! :P

    Any truth to it? After a Mastodon concert my ears rang for 4 days, now I have a middle-ear infection and they are ringing again, its driving me crazy.

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  • Marblehead JohnsonMarblehead Johnson Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Drez wrote:
    They lock Sudafed up in your state? What the fuck? Where is this?

    What about Advil Cold & Sinus?

    Pseudoephedrine is used to make meth. I don't see the problem there, though... more meth will eventually result in less meth-users clogging up the lines at your local 7-11 while I'm trying to buy a coffee before work...

    I can see stealing lube as being easier than asking the either 70-year old female cashier, 20-year old hot female cashier, or 40 year old greasy male cashier, "Can I have some personal lubricant?"

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    Magus` wrote: »
    It's human nature to derive meaning from that something that actually lacks it in order to suit your goals.

    Dismayed By Humanity Since 1992.
  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Quethal wrote:
    Careful Cal, or the mods will stick you with that alt =P

    That's no alt....

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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Yeah, also here in Oregon the pseudoephedrine is behind the counter. It really sucks, because that is a wonder drug that cures all sinus trouble. If you don't already know, there is a LOT of meth production here in Oregon, particularly around Eugene. Growing up, I recall at least 4 meth houses within 3 blocks from me.

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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    redimpulse wrote:
    Quethal wrote:
    Careful Cal, or the mods will stick you with that alt =P

    That's no alt....

    There is only Zuul?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    redimpulse wrote:
    Quethal wrote:
    Careful Cal, or the mods will stick you with that alt =P

    That's no alt....
    OH NOES ITTS TEH SPASE STAISHUN!!!!
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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    redimpulse wrote:
    Quethal wrote:
    Careful Cal, or the mods will stick you with that alt =P

    That's no alt....
    OH NOES ITTS TEH SPASE STAISHUN!!!!
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    I hate you....i was going to make almost this exact post and my internet dropped....

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  • Marblehead JohnsonMarblehead Johnson Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Quethal wrote:
    Yeah, also here in Oregon the pseudoephedrine is behind the counter. It really sucks, because that is a wonder drug that cures all sinus trouble. If you don't already know, there is a LOT of meth production here in Oregon, particularly around Eugene. Growing up, I recall at least 4 meth houses within 3 blocks from me.
    Same in BC, right above you there. The HA's love their meth labs, there's ones getting busted almost every week on the news here. Amusingly, it's the pot farmers who are responsible for all the shootouts...

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    Magus` wrote: »
    It's human nature to derive meaning from that something that actually lacks it in order to suit your goals.

    Dismayed By Humanity Since 1992.
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    OH K-RADZ!

    KAN I HAV THAT SPAECE STAESTIONS?!

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  • Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ok, so my boss called this morning and said not to come in to work because he didnt have anything for me to do. I work construction BTW. So I go back to lay down in bed for a while, and I end up falling asleep again. Fast forward to 9:30.

    I am being yelled awake by my girlfriend because she is late for her lab that started a half an hour ago and, why didnt I wake her up! Now she is late. Missing a lab means the teacher will take 30 out of 40 points off or something. And its my fault. All of it.

    I dont see how I am to blame at all. I mean, yeah she gives me a ride to work in the mornings, but she has her own alarm. I heard it going off. For like, and hour.


    Am I the wrong one here?

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    you're dating a grown up right

    ask her this

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  • Marblehead JohnsonMarblehead Johnson Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Geebs61 wrote:
    I dont see how I am to blame at all. I mean, yeah she gives me a ride to work in the mornings, but she has her own alarm. I heard it going off. For like, and hour.

    Am I the wrong one here?

    She's female. Ergo, it's your fault.

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    Magus` wrote: »
    It's human nature to derive meaning from that something that actually lacks it in order to suit your goals.

    Dismayed By Humanity Since 1992.
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If you wake her up every day then I can see how she's a little upset.

    Still, she shouldn't rely on you for her scheduling.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You were in the same building, therefore anything that happens is because you failed to stop it from happening.

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    In the co-op by me they have to have their cheese selection locked up. You have to get a ticket whilst you look at the cheese behind the glass, then you have to take the ticket to the pay-desk so they can go unlock the safe and get the cheese for you. Supposedly they have a lot of cheese stolen from that co-op.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Johannen wrote:
    In the co-op by me they have to have their cheese selection locked up. You have to get a ticket whilst you look at the cheese behind the glass, then you have to take the ticket to the pay-desk so they can go unlock the safe and get the cheese for you. Supposedly they have a lot of cheese stolen from that co-op.

    Cheese is good.

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  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Homeless wrote:
    Johannen wrote:
    In the co-op by me they have to have their cheese selection locked up. You have to get a ticket whilst you look at the cheese behind the glass, then you have to take the ticket to the pay-desk so they can go unlock the safe and get the cheese for you. Supposedly they have a lot of cheese stolen from that co-op.

    Cheese is good.

    Especially with crackers.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    and summer sausage

    maybe a nice glass of wine

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  • sarksark Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    homeless people fucking reminds me of a story.

    i was coming home from seeing in flames, and i stopped at an atm to get some cash. there were a couple of hobos standing inside the atm room thingy. one male, one female.

    the whole time i was getting cash, the dude kept saying, `psst. hey buddy. hey. hey. hey.' trying to get my attention. i looked up at him as i was leaving, and he grabbed the pants of the female yanked them down, and yelled, `look at that pussy!'

    i gave him a dollar.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    man I saw the thread title and thought it said "Enormous envelopes"

    That's way off.

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    sark wrote:
    homeless people fucking reminds me of a story.

    i was coming home from seeing in flames, and i stopped at an atm to get some cash. there were a couple of hobos standing inside the atm room thingy. one male, one female.

    the whole time i was getting cash, the dude kept saying, `psst. hey buddy. hey. hey. hey.' trying to get my attention. i looked up at him as i was leaving, and he grabbed the pants of the female yanked them down, and yelled, `look at that pussy!'

    i gave him a dollar.
    Good punchline.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Geebs61 wrote:
    Ok, so my boss called this morning and said not to come in to work because he didnt have anything for me to do. I work construction BTW. So I go back to lay down in bed for a while, and I end up falling asleep again. Fast forward to 9:30.

    I am being yelled awake by my girlfriend because she is late for her lab that started a half an hour ago and, why didnt I wake her up! Now she is late. Missing a lab means the teacher will take 30 out of 40 points off or something. And its my fault. All of it.

    I dont see how I am to blame at all. I mean, yeah she gives me a ride to work in the mornings, but she has her own alarm. I heard it going off. For like, and hour.


    Am I the wrong one here?

    Have you not been reading this thread?

    Give her some meth and some lube.

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    meth rocks

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This is why I buy all this shit at drugstore.com
    I don't even think they have "lube" besides the medicinal shit, KY etc... at my local grocery store. I sure as shit know they don't have "Strawberry Wet".

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  • sarksark Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    my local walgreens has so many different lube choices, it's pretty cool. i mean, you could spend a decent amount of time just trying to decide.

    what's the deal with pump action lube? i don't understand the need to distribute lube in a fine mist over a large area.

    amazon.com is a good place to buy lube too.

    sark on
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  • Dr_KeenbeanDr_Keenbean Dumb as a butt Planet Express ShipRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    sark wrote:
    my local walgreens has so many different lube choices, it's pretty cool. i mean, you could spend a decent amount of time just trying to decide.

    what's the deal with pump action lube? i don't understand the need to distribute lube in a fine mist over a large area.

    amazon.com is a good place to buy lube too.

    Massages maybe? Or stroking elephant dong?

    Also I don't seen why people would be embarrassed to buy lube or condoms. Why wouldn't you want the world to know you're about to be giving the hot beef injection?

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  • sarksark Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    sark wrote:
    my local walgreens has so many different lube choices, it's pretty cool. i mean, you could spend a decent amount of time just trying to decide.

    what's the deal with pump action lube? i don't understand the need to distribute lube in a fine mist over a large area.

    amazon.com is a good place to buy lube too.

    Massages maybe? Or stroking elephant dong?

    Also I don't seen why people would be embarrassed to buy lube or condoms. Why wouldn't you want the world to know you're about to be giving the hot beef injection?
    oh, massages. i never thought about that. good call.

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