KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
edited March 2011
I got my hair styled for the first time today.
So...that was different. It was staffed by two fashionable dudes and 15 or so chicks dressed like they were on Rodeo Drive. I even asked my stylist 'don't you get tired cutting hair and shit in six inch heels' but they make her feel in control or something or whatever.
It worked, pumped $70 out of my wallet for a cut, shampooing with head massage and a glass of wine, and a shitty small bottle of conditioner.
angry and bitter because a while ago i dredged something buried up and so it's half buried and half out there and so it's really grating on me.
my mom was going to make pasta which would have been delicious and my dad said that i am basically too fat to be eating creamy pasta and he made tomato sandwiches. i don't like tomatoes.
so at nine o'clock i go out to get something because i need to take my pills and as soon as i walk out the door this woman is coaxing her dog to take a shit in the hallway
i go to tell the doorlady but she is restraining some dude's screaming kid, this kid is just bawling and screeching, i can't stand the sound of crying children
go to burger king, it's full, so i have to patronize subway. i am angry towards subway because a subway outlet scammed me for a week of free labor in high school.
also all day i have the girls who i used to eat pie with being an annoyance on my peripheral vision so i am seething
sandwich artist puts too much lettuce on my sandwich and my coke explodes all over me
dude barks at me from his car as i walk back
can't find my seroquel, i found one that fell on the floor so i'm good for tonight but that's kind of gross and it sucks that i'm desperate
So...that was different. It was staffed by two fashionable dudes and 15 or so chicks dressed like they were on Rodeo Drive. I even asked my stylist 'don't you get tired cutting hair and shit in six inch heels' but they make her feel in control or something or whatever.
It worked, pumped $70 out of my wallet for a cut, shampooing with head massage and a glass of wine, and a shitty small bottle of conditioner.
It was nice to be pampered though.
Stylists are so much better than barbers. Christ, I remember my first time going to a stylist and I was like "Wait, you don't use a razor on the sides? :shock:"
angry and bitter because a while ago i dredged something buried up and so it's half buried and half out there and so it's really grating on me.
my mom was going to make pasta which would have been delicious and my dad said that i am basically too fat to be eating creamy pasta and he made tomato sandwiches. i don't like tomatoes.
so at nine o'clock i go out to get something because i need to take my pills and as soon as i walk out the door this woman is coaxing her dog to take a shit in the hallway
i go to tell the doorlady but she is restraining some dude's screaming kid, this kid is just bawling and screeching, i can't stand the sound of crying children
go to burger king, it's full, so i have to patronize subway. i am angry towards subway because a subway outlet scammed me for a week of free labor in high school.
also all day i have the girls who i used to eat pie with being an annoyance on my peripheral vision so i am seething
sandwich artist puts too much lettuce on my sandwich and my coke explodes all over me
dude barks at me from his car as i walk back
can't find my seroquel, i found one that fell on the floor so i'm good for tonight but that's kind of gross and it sucks that i'm desperate
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Look on the bright side! Tomorrow could be a lot worse, so you might as well appreciate today!
I can't really think of more celebrities with blue hair
most chicks I know with it are rocking though
One of the only chicks I knew that rocked blue hair was sort of cute in spite of it. It can be a pretty excellent look, but I think it probably requires a lot of effort to maintain.
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I miss the poster
Maybe it's because I don't understand them saying Japanese for 'yes' 'oh god' or 'fuck me harder'
this is the only reasonable explanation for tonight
You sound like a Talimancer.
I know she's busy with school. She's super nice on LJ.
But no we're definitely not talking about MsMya.
I am disappoint in you [chat]!
twitch.tv/tehsloth
I like 3 songs by him. "Cry Me a River", "Sexy Back" and "What Goes Around Comes Around"
Except, this shit doesn't have any explosions so maybe it's the dude who did Pearl Harbor.
Extremely NSFW with lots of half-naked women. [vidurl=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=q9LBQZ3nxCU]NO REALLY NSFW[/vidurl]
You missed it actually. So may [chat] be dissapoint in you for missing the posting of the blue haired goddess that is Clemintine?
Sora Aoi and Maria Ozawa are still super attractive, just need to turn the volume off. I know a lot of ugly asian women in real life. Like, damn. Wow.
What I'm saying is, looks are important.
tell her to get on the good foot
It's in lesbian Asian porn too.
Also they love salivating on each other. I mean not just kissing but just letting their spit drip onto their faces.
Weird.
especially airbrushed looks, man, how can women live without being constantly airbrushed in real life
What are you talking about?
what happened
most chicks I know with it are rocking though
So...that was different. It was staffed by two fashionable dudes and 15 or so chicks dressed like they were on Rodeo Drive. I even asked my stylist 'don't you get tired cutting hair and shit in six inch heels' but they make her feel in control or something or whatever.
It worked, pumped $70 out of my wallet for a cut, shampooing with head massage and a glass of wine, and a shitty small bottle of conditioner.
It was nice to be pampered though.
she's winning at Bridge
See that is exactly how it feels for me when you post a stream of photos of airbrushed/extremely well-lit ladies
Maybe we can reach an accord here
I'll trust you this time, damn lack of a search function!
twitch.tv/tehsloth
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
i like you
and mine is the opinion that matters, here
carry on
It's friday?
my mom was going to make pasta which would have been delicious and my dad said that i am basically too fat to be eating creamy pasta and he made tomato sandwiches. i don't like tomatoes.
so at nine o'clock i go out to get something because i need to take my pills and as soon as i walk out the door this woman is coaxing her dog to take a shit in the hallway
i go to tell the doorlady but she is restraining some dude's screaming kid, this kid is just bawling and screeching, i can't stand the sound of crying children
go to burger king, it's full, so i have to patronize subway. i am angry towards subway because a subway outlet scammed me for a week of free labor in high school.
also all day i have the girls who i used to eat pie with being an annoyance on my peripheral vision so i am seething
sandwich artist puts too much lettuce on my sandwich and my coke explodes all over me
dude barks at me from his car as i walk back
can't find my seroquel, i found one that fell on the floor so i'm good for tonight but that's kind of gross and it sucks that i'm desperate
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Even Thanatos.
Honestly.
For real.
Really, simon.
Stylists are so much better than barbers. Christ, I remember my first time going to a stylist and I was like "Wait, you don't use a razor on the sides? :shock:"
raging
bro
What trolling attempt?
my life's ambition
fulfilled
Look on the bright side! Tomorrow could be a lot worse, so you might as well appreciate today!
One of the only chicks I knew that rocked blue hair was sort of cute in spite of it. It can be a pretty excellent look, but I think it probably requires a lot of effort to maintain.
twitch.tv/tehsloth