Confections

Jordyn

One time I started to tear up while listening to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfNVoQHcS88

I feel better having told you all that.

Do you guys have anything you want to get off your chest? Did you kill a man? This a safe place.

(It's not, it's the internet)

KalTorak

I have nothing to confess but my genius, also that I stole from Oscar Wilde.

Swill

i once clicked a link that said it had nude photos of zooey deschanel

and was disappointed when they were fake

#pipe

I once cried at the southpark movie.

Gaslight

I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Had to get that out of the way.

mensch-o-matic

FANDOM SECRETS THREEEEAD

Kusuguttai

i once knocked up the girl i was fooling around on my wife with
and then i wrote a song about it

KalTorak

One time i watched The Notebook.

BEARD

I am the night

Swill

the only people i can get off to while masturbating is people i have actually had sex with

but i feel guilty doing that without their permission

which i have only asked one person for

so i masturbate to one person

that i don't really care about that person

my imagination just ain't good enough i guess

Muse Among Men

A fandom secrets thread would be hilarious.

Jordyn

Like

Will Smith just seemed so happy and hopeful and excited in that song.

It moved me.

Kusuguttai

i have a crush on a forumer

its neville

Macro9

I once had sex with two girls at the same time.

Until my cousin entered the arena.

I left that room later with a very puzzled look on my face.

Rogue Lemon

I killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

mensch-o-matic

i feel gross thinking of sexy times with people i dont know personally

honestly i just go over memories

also i dont jerk off so,

Macro9

Rogue Lemon wrote: »

I killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Boo

babyeatingjesus

I bought a Jewel CD to impress a girl.

It worked, but I still don't like myself for it.

Ruby Rhod

I peed in the pool.

DrIanMalcolm

I cried when Sam Neil died in Bicentennial Man

Macro9

I watch romantic movies.

I cry while watching romantic movies.

Muse Among Men

Jordyn wrote: »

Like

Will Smith just seemed so happy and hopeful and excited in that song.

It moved me.

I like this secret. It's cute. Not gross or anything.

Garland Waltz (from Sleeping Beauty) made me wanna tear up when I finally listened to the full version. Rite of Spring makes me wanna dance (which makes no sense).

Um, I pace around a lot when something really excites or interests me. Just imagining things, "Oh that'd be so cool".

pace pace pace

(not a good secret I guess)

Dox the PI

I cried when the dog died in I am legend

but not when Will Smith died

Swill

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

i feel gross thinking of sexy times with people i dont know personally

honestly i just go over memories

also i dont jerk off so,

consent is a weird thing for me

like i am constantly checkin in making sure what is happening is cool

so if i try to get off thinkin about someone else i ain't been with

feels like i'm creepin in and being rude

Kusuguttai

jordyn one time touched me inappropriately

GeoMitch

I greatly prefer peeing outside to inside

The feel of fresh air and the lack of a specific target make it a positive, carefree experience

babyeatingjesus

Dox the PI wrote: »

I cried when the dog died in I am legend

but not when Will Smith died

That's pretty much when that movie took a serious turn south, so I had a similar experience. Not the tears, mind you. My wife cried enough at that scene for the whole row.

TankHammer

For years I used to wrap a slice of American cheese around a banana and eat it like a snack.

I learned it from an episode of Mr. Roger's Neighborhood that only I seem to remember watching and am a little concerned it was just made-up in my little toddler brain.

The strangest part is that it actually works in a really weird but tasty way. I'd still do it but I don't buy American cheese anymore because that shit is so bad for you. I make exception for grilled cheese sandwiches.

I Win Swordfights

I wanted to watch Beastly

I saw Beastly with a girl who has a boyfriend

And I don't feel guilty about either of those things.

HeadCreeps

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.

Kusuguttai

Kusuguttai wrote: »

jordyn one time touched me inappropriately

it was hot

Swill

i went to a ballet thing today

and for a majority of it i thought about bad things

I Win Swordfights

I have overdosed on a lot of different pills and am not sure whether or not I wanted to die.

Kusuguttai

I Win Swordfights wrote: »

I wanted to watch Beastly

I saw Beastly with a girl who has a boyfriend

And I don't feel guilty about either of those things.

you should feel guilty about both

Muse Among Men

But ballet is ethereal and beautiful

unless I need to post that creepy sexy Rite of Spring rendition again.

Kusuguttai

Muse Among Men wrote: »

But ballet is ethereal and beautiful

unless I need to post that creepy sexy Rite of Spring rendition again.

please post this musington

Swill

for years i felt guilt over stealing a rock

but i wasn't sure if i even stole it, or dreamed it

like i thought i took it from this one neighborhood boy's house in the middle of the night

but then i showed it to him ( to test it) and he didn't recognize it

but i was so sure

no idea to this day

Swill

Muse Among Men wrote: »

But ballet is ethereal and beautiful

unless I need to post that creepy sexy Rite of Spring rendition again.

oh yeah it was a worldwide tournament that i came to new york to see

it was actually pretty awesome

but still

kept sneaking in there

made me feel bad

Jordyn

Kusuguttai wrote: »

Kusuguttai wrote: »

jordyn one time touched me inappropriately

it was hot

Yeah, join the club. Jeesh.

Kusuguttai

i've cheated on several exams and never got caught
dont give a fuck

TankHammer

Muse Among Men wrote: »

But ballet is ethereal and beautiful

unless I need to post that creepy sexy Rite of Spring rendition again.

My first thought after reading the first line:

Heh heh... butt ballet.