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Elizabeth Taylor dies at 79
babyeatingjesus
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Liz Taylor died today of heart failure.
Sadly, too many of us will remember her as the only person crazy-looking enough to be close friends with Michael Jackson, but before she looked like this
She looked like this:
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GORGEOUS
for a time, Elizabeth Taylor was considered by many to be the most beautiful woman in Hollywood, maybe the world.
On screen, she was probably most famous for her role as Cleopatra in "Cleopatra" or Martha in "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolfe?". She was a talented actress as well, which might have been part of the attraction to her.
Off screen, she was the yard stick for unsuccessful hollywood marriages, having gone through 8, three of which ended in under a year!
Anyways, I've been GISing her for 15 minutes now and fighting the urge to make this a NSF56K thread. Talk about Liz Taylor or perhaps the pitfalls of being famous for being beautiful and getting older, or maybe the conflicting emotions that come when you lose someone to death that maybe was lost a long time ago in terms of the person you want to remember compared to the person they had become.
Sadly, too many of us will remember her as the only person crazy-looking enough to be close friends with Michael Jackson, but before she looked like this
She looked like this:
GORGEOUS
for a time, Elizabeth Taylor was considered by many to be the most beautiful woman in Hollywood, maybe the world.
On screen, she was probably most famous for her role as Cleopatra in "Cleopatra" or Martha in "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolfe?". She was a talented actress as well, which might have been part of the attraction to her.
Off screen, she was the yard stick for unsuccessful hollywood marriages, having gone through 8, three of which ended in under a year!
Anyways, I've been GISing her for 15 minutes now and fighting the urge to make this a NSF56K thread. Talk about Liz Taylor or perhaps the pitfalls of being famous for being beautiful and getting older, or maybe the conflicting emotions that come when you lose someone to death that maybe was lost a long time ago in terms of the person you want to remember compared to the person they had become.
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Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm6gGgQOD9o
I found this clip trying to find that other simpsons episode where she's toothbrushing that giant diamond
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Think I'm going to watch that tonight.
Right?? And not that innocent hot girl next door look like Marilyn had. Liz Taylor looked like she would chew you up and spit out the seeds and you'd thank her for it.
Like heads, you get the young hot Liz Taylor
Tails, the old haggard Liz Taylor.
You get one flip and you must go through with it.
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one of my friends is her granddaughter
phone call time
That's a win/win, man. I'd take that in a heartbeat. Worst case you turn out the lights and she conducts a symphony on your business.
I'm saying I think she was very skilled at sexual activity.
Ok, if it's tails the lights stay on, both of you are fully nude, and foreplay both ways is required.
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So basically my options are best case, a night with one of the most beautiful women in history, worst case, going down on a 75 year old?
The terms were "old haggard Liz Taylor", not dead. Also I guess I assumed she's a willing participant both times and I don't have to break any laws, necrophilia included.
she was my first brunette crush. gods what a hottie.
RIP baby.
"Think of it as Evolution in Action"
Yes, Tynic is just either very sick or missed that part of the challenge.
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He was thinking tails was the preferred outcome before we corrected him.
Coran Attack!
That movie actually had a lot of really big name stars
Who'd you rather, with both in their prime: Elizabeth Taylor or Audrey Hepburn
Taylor.
Hands down. Or tied. Her choice.
Audrey Hepburn
Like the fist of an angry god
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I think you mean Katharine Hepburn.
And now I want to watch A Lion in Winter.
This seems like a good time to break for an evil chuckle and a smirk.
Excuse me.
A+ thread
Do I not get a A+ if I was talking about my hands instead of hers?
Man. I wish that could go on my transcripts.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.