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Make me lose my breath

MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
So last night my girlfriend and I took the first of eight weekly hip hop classes. The instructor wasn't sure who was going to show up so she had us do what could best be called "chick" moves.

We did a routine to Lose My Breath. Here, watch it as a refresher.

For reference,
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I'm the dude on the left.

Now put my face on Beyonce's body.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    stop collaborate and listen

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    lips like morphine is a good song

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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    So last night my girlfriend and I took the first of eight weekly hip hop classes. The instructor wasn't sure who was going to show up so she had us do what could best be called "chick" moves.

    We did a routine to Lose My Breath. Here, watch it as a refresher.

    For reference,
    drinky.jpg
    I'm the dude on the left.

    Now put my face on Beyonce's body.

    Is this teacher a man or a woman?

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Didn't she notice you were a guy? Or did the beard and shaved head make her a little wary? You should really check on this "instructor" if she didn't realise who was coming, saw a guy and decided "fuck it! Let's do a Destiny's Child routine"

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    So last night my girlfriend and I took the first of eight weekly hip hop classes. The instructor wasn't sure who was going to show up so she had us do what could best be called "chick" moves.

    We did a routine to Lose My Breath. Here, watch it as a refresher.

    For reference,
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    I'm the dude on the left.

    Now put my face on Beyonce's body.

    i'd rather not.

    is that your GF to the right though?

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT

    TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT

    EVERYTHING YOU OWN IN A BOX TO THE LEFT

    IN THE CLOSET

    THAT'S MY STUFF

    SO IF I BOUGHT IT THEN PLEASE DON'T TOUCH

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  • QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Goddammit a Newcastle would be really nice right now.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    A woman.

    She gave us a rundown of the past 8 years of her life at the start of class.

    "I went to school here, did typical dance major stuff in college, decided I didn't want to be a ballet dancer. Moved out to LA, did some stuff out there, and now I'm back here."

    The only thing I can think of is now I need to get a picture of her and scour porn sites.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    white men cant dance

    esp black dancing

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    t ff: Yep.

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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Johannen wrote:
    Didn't she notice you were a guy? Or did the beard and shaved head make her a little wary? You should really check on this "instructor" if she didn't realise who was coming, saw a guy and decided "fuck it! Let's do a Destiny's Child routine"

    That's what i was getting at.... I was a professional Hip Hop dancer for 3 years....I have NEVER done something that could be considered a "chick move". No dance teacher worth paying will have you doing feminine movement as a man.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    black people

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Where did I put my breath?

    I can't remember!

    Where was the last place I had it...

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote:
    black people

    why hello there

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Is that a Newcastle Brown Ale?

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Johannen wrote:
    Didn't she notice you were a guy? Or did the beard and shaved head make her a little wary? You should really check on this "instructor" if she didn't realise who was coming, saw a guy and decided "fuck it! Let's do a Destiny's Child routine"

    That's what i was getting at.... I was a professional Hip Hop dancer for 3 years....I have NEVER done something that could be considered a "chick move". No dance teacher worth paying will have you doing feminine movement as a man.

    Like I said, her credentials may be a little sketchy.

    She did have us doing a lot of floor work with our mouths open and moaning and whatnot.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    that doesn't even sound like dancing monkeybomb

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  • Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Is Newcastle Brown any good? I haven't tried it but a few friends of mine declare it to be the devil. That said, these same friends had a pitcher of Woo Woo between them, so they can't really talk.

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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    A woman.

    She gave us a rundown of the past 8 years of her life at the start of class.

    "I went to school here, did typical dance major stuff in college, decided I didn't want to be a ballet dancer. Moved out to LA, did some stuff out there, and now I'm back here."

    The only thing I can think of is now I need to get a picture of her and scour porn sites.

    Anyone who has what it takes to make it in L.A. as a hip-hop dancer does not move back... Also, in my experience male teachers are better at teaching both men and women than female teachers. This isn't a sexist remark, but every female hip hop teacher i have ever met has trouble moving like a man is supposed to where as alot of the male teachers can effectively show a woman how she needs to move.

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    that doesn't even sound like dancing monkeybomb
    :winky:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    t ff: Yep.

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    Is that spoon there so she can eat your ass?

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    RING THE ALARM

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    that doesn't even sound like dancing monkeybomb

    "Now on 5-6-7-8, I want you to get on your knees and yell 'Yeah, give it to me! Right on my tits!' Watch me once..."

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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Johannen wrote:
    Didn't she notice you were a guy? Or did the beard and shaved head make her a little wary? You should really check on this "instructor" if she didn't realise who was coming, saw a guy and decided "fuck it! Let's do a Destiny's Child routine"

    That's what i was getting at.... I was a professional Hip Hop dancer for 3 years....I have NEVER done something that could be considered a "chick move". No dance teacher worth paying will have you doing feminine movement as a man.

    Like I said, her credentials may be a little sketchy.

    She did have us doing a lot of floor work with our mouths open and moaning and whatnot.

    Where is it that you live? I MAY know a decent teacher in your area.

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Is Newcastle Brown any good? I haven't tried it but a few friends of mine declare it to be the devil. That said, these same friends had a pitcher of Woo Woo between them, so they can't really talk.
    Hey, Bristols a good drinking ground. My brother went to Uni there way back when. I went there once or twice for a drinkathon.

    Newcastle Browns an ale and so tastes like most other ales. Depends on your taste. Woo Woo's are gay, if they drink Woo Woo they'll suck cock, remember that and use it to your advantage. :lol: :P

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Is Newcastle Brown any good? I haven't tried it but a few friends of mine declare it to be the devil. That said, these same friends had a pitcher of Woo Woo between them, so they can't really talk.

    I used to drink it, but I don't like it nowadays. Ale isn't my thing anyway, though.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    that doesn't even sound like dancing monkeybomb

    "Now on 5-6-7-8, I want you to get on your knees and yell 'Yeah, give it to me! Right on my tits!' Watch me once..."

    i'm thinking maybe you're in the right class for the wrong reason

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  • Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Johannen wrote:
    Is Newcastle Brown any good? I haven't tried it but a few friends of mine declare it to be the devil. That said, these same friends had a pitcher of Woo Woo between them, so they can't really talk.
    Hey, Bristols a good drinking ground. My brother went to Uni there way back when. I went there once or twice for a drinkathon.

    Newcastle Browns an ale and so tastes like most other ales. Depends on your taste. Woo Woo's are gay, if they drink Woo Woo they'll suck cock, remember that and use it to your advantage. :lol: :P

    These two friends are female (as you may have guessed by the Woo Woo) so you may have a point there.

    And yes, Bristol is a damn fine drinking ground, though I don't exactly go crazy with it. I'm at uni here as well, but by most students' standards I'm virtually teetotal.

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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    that doesn't even sound like dancing monkeybomb

    "Now on 5-6-7-8, I want you to get on your knees and yell 'Yeah, give it to me! Right on my tits!' Watch me once..."

    Are you paying for this?

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Johannen wrote:
    Didn't she notice you were a guy? Or did the beard and shaved head make her a little wary? You should really check on this "instructor" if she didn't realise who was coming, saw a guy and decided "fuck it! Let's do a Destiny's Child routine"

    That's what i was getting at.... I was a professional Hip Hop dancer for 3 years....I have NEVER done something that could be considered a "chick move". No dance teacher worth paying will have you doing feminine movement as a man.

    Like I said, her credentials may be a little sketchy.

    She did have us doing a lot of floor work with our mouths open and moaning and whatnot.

    Where is it that you live? I MAY know a decent teacher in your area.

    Dayton, Ohio.

    We have a very good modern troupe in the area (DCDC) but not so sure about the hip hop.

    My situation is this: I've been swing dancing for 6 years and I'd say I have the connection, the timing, and I'm starting to get some of the look that I want. Only problem is, I have very poor actual body awareness. As in, I don't know how things I do translate into looks that I'm going for. My girlfriend can see a move and after doing it a few times get the "look" down pretty well.

    Besides just making videos and beating myself up over and over while I watch them, I'm looking for something outside of what I know to help me along.

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Johannen wrote:
    Is Newcastle Brown any good? I haven't tried it but a few friends of mine declare it to be the devil. That said, these same friends had a pitcher of Woo Woo between them, so they can't really talk.
    Hey, Bristols a good drinking ground. My brother went to Uni there way back when. I went there once or twice for a drinkathon.

    Newcastle Browns an ale and so tastes like most other ales. Depends on your taste. Woo Woo's are gay, if they drink Woo Woo they'll suck cock, remember that and use it to your advantage. :lol: :P

    These two friends are female (as you may have guessed by the Woo Woo) so you may have a point there.

    And yes, Bristol is a damn fine drinking ground, though I don't exactly go crazy with it. I'm at uni here as well, but by most students' standards I'm virtually teetotal.
    Damn your top ten Uni, I'm in Portsmouth doing Genetics and I drink like a fucking horse and can't help it :P :lol:

    If your two friends are girls then get them drinking Woo Woo, buy them another jug once they're finished and ask them if they've ever done anything lesbian and that supposedly Uni is the ground to "experiment". Then, photos or it didn't happen. :P :lol:

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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Johannen wrote:
    Didn't she notice you were a guy? Or did the beard and shaved head make her a little wary? You should really check on this "instructor" if she didn't realise who was coming, saw a guy and decided "fuck it! Let's do a Destiny's Child routine"

    That's what i was getting at.... I was a professional Hip Hop dancer for 3 years....I have NEVER done something that could be considered a "chick move". No dance teacher worth paying will have you doing feminine movement as a man.

    Like I said, her credentials may be a little sketchy.

    She did have us doing a lot of floor work with our mouths open and moaning and whatnot.

    Where is it that you live? I MAY know a decent teacher in your area.

    Dayton, Ohio.

    We have a very good modern troupe in the area (DCDC) but not so sure about the hip hop.

    My situation is this: I've been swing dancing for 6 years and I'd say I have the connection, the timing, and I'm starting to get some of the look that I want. Only problem is, I have very poor actual body awareness. As in, I don't know how things I do translate into looks that I'm going for. My girlfriend can see a move and after doing it a few times get the "look" down pretty well.

    Besides just making videos and beating myself up over and over while I watch them, I'm looking for something outside of what I know to help me along.

    Lucky son of a bitch, you. I know LOTS of good teachers in that area, i used to live there. Let me find all my old contact sheets and i'll PM you with some people's names.

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  • Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Top ten? More like top five, man. Chemistry 4 lyfe.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    woo hoo

    They made us prepay for this dance series

    boo hoo

    I might be able to trade some of these classes in for tap instead

    woo hoo

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Top ten? More like top five, man. Chemistry 4 lyfe.
    :P

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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    woo hoo

    They made us prepay for this dance series

    boo hoo

    I might be able to trade some of these classes in for tap instead

    woo hoo

    Have you any interest in learning ballroom type stuff, like tango and salsa, or fox trot etc?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I can do a mean electric slide

    ITS ELECTRIC


    Maybe you should ask the teacher if she does some "private" lessons.

    Is she hot?

    Is your gf open to the idea of threesomes?

    Do you have a working digital camera?

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    learn how to salsa, that shit is hot man

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  • Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    learn how to salsa, that shit is hot man

    a true fact

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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    learn how to salsa, that shit is hot man

    Learning to salsa and chacha has gotten me SO much latina ass... also learning all the lyrics to Sublime's "Caress Me Down".

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    god damn it john

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