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Make me lose my breath

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  • Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    totally not a double post

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Learning how to salsa provided me with a delicious side dish.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    woo hoo

    They made us prepay for this dance series

    boo hoo

    I might be able to trade some of these classes in for tap instead

    woo hoo

    Have you any interest in learning ballroom type stuff, like tango and salsa, or fox trot etc?

    No, partner dancing is what I can actually do. I've already got plenty of contacts in that world.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i'd take salsa dance lessons if i didn't think i'd look really creepy showing up by myself

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    god damn it john

    what

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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    woo hoo

    They made us prepay for this dance series

    boo hoo

    I might be able to trade some of these classes in for tap instead

    woo hoo

    Have you any interest in learning ballroom type stuff, like tango and salsa, or fox trot etc?

    No, partner dancing is what I can actually do. I've already got plenty of contacts in that world.
    Ok. well good, that shit is more expensive to learn anyways.

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    Drunkenly pissing on a girl's work clothes is no path to a second date.
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Learning how to salsa provided me with a delicious side dish.

    Uh... what's going on with your...

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  • Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Learning how to salsa provided me with a delicious side dish.

    Uh... what's going on with your...

    It hasn't been the same since he got the clap.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    woo hoo

    They made us prepay for this dance series

    boo hoo

    I might be able to trade some of these classes in for tap instead

    woo hoo

    Have you any interest in learning ballroom type stuff, like tango and salsa, or fox trot etc?

    No, partner dancing is what I can actually do. I've already got plenty of contacts in that world.
    Ok. well good, that shit is more expensive to learn anyways.

    I don't have a very high opinion of most ballroom dances and their instructors. Fucking charge and arm and a leg for two moves a week. We teach a very... I don't know, social, form of Lindy Hop and only charge $5 for group lessons. We share the studio with some ballroom instructors and their classes have always felt restrictive.

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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    woo hoo

    They made us prepay for this dance series

    boo hoo

    I might be able to trade some of these classes in for tap instead

    woo hoo

    Have you any interest in learning ballroom type stuff, like tango and salsa, or fox trot etc?

    No, partner dancing is what I can actually do. I've already got plenty of contacts in that world.
    Ok. well good, that shit is more expensive to learn anyways.

    I don't have a very high opinion of most ballroom dances and their instructors. Fucking charge and arm and a leg for two moves a week. We teach a very... I don't know, social, form of Lindy Hop and only charge $5 for group lessons. We share the studio with some ballroom instructors and their classes have always felt restrictive.

    Thats because of the professional community for ballroom dancers. In international competitions you can be disqualified if your hair falls out of place.

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    Drunkenly pissing on a girl's work clothes is no path to a second date.
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    woo hoo

    They made us prepay for this dance series

    boo hoo

    I might be able to trade some of these classes in for tap instead

    woo hoo

    Have you any interest in learning ballroom type stuff, like tango and salsa, or fox trot etc?

    No, partner dancing is what I can actually do. I've already got plenty of contacts in that world.
    Ok. well good, that shit is more expensive to learn anyways.

    I don't have a very high opinion of most ballroom dances and their instructors. Fucking charge and arm and a leg for two moves a week. We teach a very... I don't know, social, form of Lindy Hop and only charge $5 for group lessons. We share the studio with some ballroom instructors and their classes have always felt restrictive.

    Thats because of the professional community for ballroom dancers. In international competitions you can be disqualified if your hair falls out of place.

    It's unfortunate.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    god damn it john

    what

    you keep this up and your milkshake will bring all the boys to your yard, so help me god

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    lawdy

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    we're whalers on the moon

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Did anyone ever figure out why, exactly, we could not, as it were, "touch this?"

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  • HalfmexHalfmex I mock your value system You also appear foolish in the eyes of othersRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote:
    Did anyone ever figure out why, exactly, we could not, as it were, "touch this?"
    Because it was covered in razor-sharp razors.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Halfmex wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    Did anyone ever figure out why, exactly, we could not, as it were, "touch this?"
    Because it was covered in razor-sharp razors.

    Wait. Are these the "razors" whose edge is coming, according to AC/DC?

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  • HalfmexHalfmex I mock your value system You also appear foolish in the eyes of othersRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote:
    Halfmex wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    Did anyone ever figure out why, exactly, we could not, as it were, "touch this?"
    Because it was covered in razor-sharp razors.

    Wait. Are these the "razors" whose edge is coming, according to AC/DC?
    The very same. And now you know why both AC/DC and MC Hammer are no longer as popular as they once were. Both he and AC/DC warned of the razors coming, and people "touched it" anyway.

    That should be a lesson to all of you: always listen to celebrities. They are your betters.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Halfmex wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    Halfmex wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    Did anyone ever figure out why, exactly, we could not, as it were, "touch this?"
    Because it was covered in razor-sharp razors.

    Wait. Are these the "razors" whose edge is coming, according to AC/DC?
    The very same. And now you know why both AC/DC and MC Hammer are no longer as popular as they once were. Both he and AC/DC warned of the razors coming, and people "touched it" anyway.

    That should be a lesson to all of you: always listen to celebrities. They are your betters.

    I have kept staunch in the belief that this beat IS, in fact, technotronic.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote:
    Halfmex wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    Halfmex wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    Did anyone ever figure out why, exactly, we could not, as it were, "touch this?"
    Because it was covered in razor-sharp razors.

    Wait. Are these the "razors" whose edge is coming, according to AC/DC?
    The very same. And now you know why both AC/DC and MC Hammer are no longer as popular as they once were. Both he and AC/DC warned of the razors coming, and people "touched it" anyway.

    That should be a lesson to all of you: always listen to celebrities. They are your betters.

    I have kept staunch in the belief that this beat IS, in fact, technotronic.

    yeah, that's all well and good

    but one of these days this entire city is going to come crumbling down around your ears

    no matter how many structural engineers I speak with, they all say that a city built upon rock and roll simply isn't stable enough to withstand earthquakes and other natural disasters.

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